ITT: Take /co/ images and add a darker tone to them. >Master

>>94242709
Pearl is holding her head in agony as her body seemingly out of nowhere begins to shift to an organic one and the resulting shift is giving her a massively fatal aneurysm to her newly acquired physical brain.

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>>94242709
>This was the last time that people saw of Greg Universe. After being lured in with cheap carwash brushes, he was believed to be abducted. His son was also found dead in a motel, with the entire room having been frozen solid. The culprits are nowhere to be found but an anonymous tip keeps insisting that the "sneeple" must've done it as a coverup.

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>>94242764
shit forgot image

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>Patrick Star's tastes happen to be largely without consent.

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>As he watches for JFK's motorcade to come, Patrick Star prepares for history to be branded by him

>>94242793
>My inner Goddess.jpg

>>94242815
Holy shit

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>Spongebob Squarepants prepares to go to Rainfurrest, only minutes before the disaster begins

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>SpongeBob Squarepants carpetbombs the city in cocaine, making others see him as flying from his ass

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>Local kid masquerades as an imaginary friend named "Goofball" to have the easy life and leave his parents mourning in despair at their runaway child.

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>Lily smiles as she is moments away from launching the nukes towards her own country.

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>Pearl trips on an inuhman amount of several drugs all at once and begins to thinks she is connected to the internet

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>>94242709
This is one of the final moments captured in the security camera footage of the Titans Tower seconds before the planes hit.

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>>94242709
Patrick Star writhes in pain as the demon inside him begins to communicate with his peers through the folds of his back fat

>posters
costanzabat.jpg

>>94242815
Oh my fucking god

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A furry tries to explain to the cops why he's trying to break into someone's house at 3am

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An elderly prostitude teaches her sex slave how to eat the pussy

>>94242815

Kek

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>Spongebob starts small talk with others on American Airlines Flight 11, unaware that what's about to happen is the most infamous terrorist attack in history

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Lincoln lies awake with a smug smile knowing what this bunking with his two sisters will inevitably lead to.

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Lincoln talks to the audience as his sisters look on shock as they realize the gravity of what their parents tried to explain to them about Lincoln's condition a few days ago.

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>Eugene is triggered when someone misgenders him, causing him to strip down to only a bikini and cry out the person who did misgender him as CIS scum before being removed from his own restaurant

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>Eddy saw Double D's Gay Porno Comics and He starts to have a Heart Attack

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woman gives birth to full grown adult, leading to her death from overly stretched vagina

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Nancy looked at her date lovingly, thinking of all the horrible things she would do to her once she got her into her basement later that night.

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>moments before pre-teen boy who dropped his guard around an alien man-eating rainbow horse boa is eaten alive

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A special needs kid interuprts a game of DnD to ask where the cafeteria is

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Tardo 2 is overcome with sadness as she tells Tardo 1 that their pedophillaic parents have found them

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>A retarded girl auditions in front of the judges of American Idol, soon to be brutally rejected by them

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>Two greasers are about to sexually assault a woman but they are then spotted by a guy with a dick in his hand, about to pleasure himself from the dirty deed

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A 50-something woman shows off her highly-dated Rita Repulsa cosplay, embarising everyone in the room

>>94245523
>embarising

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Scooby meets a Skinwalker.

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After a surprisingly successful scam, Eddy decides to go to town in front of the neighbors.

>>94242971
that's a good occasion though

>>94247648
you caught me anon....ugggghhhh.

>>94242996
Or "Rare unseen photo of Edward Mordrake"

>>94246623
oops

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Isn't this just bertstrips?

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Ky, Maya, and Boomer are all horrified as Mookee exposes his own extraterrestrial penis to show off his erection.

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>>94248290
>Bertstrips
ever heard of /r/teleshits? Perfect to post such shit there

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Dale knew that someday, somehow, Bill would inadvertently snap. What he wasn't sure about, however, was the amount of potential destruction the man was capable of. Though a balding, fat, depressed and divorced military barber, Bill proved himself to be completely competent in both his army training and durability from his football days. This, combined with the adrenaline fueling his body out of sheer hatred, jealousy, and loathing, allowed Bill to wreak an unfathomable onslaught throughout the entire town. Nobody was safe as Bill brutally murdered and violated everyone in sight. Escape wasn't easy either; Bill was aware enough to somehow blockade the roads, which resulted in numerous desperate people being the victims of a line-up murder when they tried to jump the obstacles. Dale wasn't sure what Bill did to Boomhauer or Khan or Hank and his family. He wasn't even sure about his own family; it was likely all a fate worse than death for them. It was likely that Dale was one of the few people, if not the only person, left alive in the once-peaceful town of Arlen. Dale knew he himself was a coward who couldn't stay true to his plans in the worst case scenario, which is why he is now barricaded in his own bathroom, a spontaneous reaction out of confusion and fear. The question wasn't if Bill would find him, but rather when. He let the water run down his body as he blew through his last reserves of cigarettes. These distractions from reality were only limited. Dale began to cry about everything as his last moments of life drew ever nearer. Bill would eventually find Dale. Dale didn't know what exactly Bill had planned for him, but that didn't scare him as much as knowing the fact that he would find him. Sooner or later, Bill will find him. All Dale could do now is wait for it.

>>94249608
Holy shit, give me a fucking episode

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>Jack Ruby, disguised in drag, muscles his way past an unsuspecting civilian in pursuit of Lee Harvey Oswald.

>>94245140
What would have Lady done to Finn if she never hooked up with Jake and knew Finn was Human?

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>Homer just cannot handle the guilt from his sins. The countless lives he had taken, the children with their futures destroyed by his crimes. All of this just made him suddendly have an emotional breakdown.

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>>94250168
Wrong image, sorry.

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>Rolf finds a mangled body of someone who jumped from the World Trade Center North Tower

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>Wife of plantation owner berates one of her husband's slaves for not bringing the hushpuppies fast enough.

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>Ed was just playing outside playing Cowboy until Eddy butt raped him in the Ass while all the Cul-Da-Suc Kids watched then Eddy goes inside Ed's Butthole and Pops out of Ed's Mouth

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>a victim of sever debilitating priapism tries to get assistance from his neighbors so that he can receive medical care, as he is unable to drive himself in this condition.

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This is the last known image of Homer Jay Simpson, taken at approximately 3:47 PM on June 21, 2017. This photo was anonymously distributed in mailboxes among the street of Evergreen Terrace, along with other miscellaneous locations in Springfield, USA. Mr. Simpson's family reported that they were out for the day, and that Homer chose to stay home in order to finish something, though he left his activities unspecified. The only eyewitness account at the time was Ned Flanders, the nextdoor neighbor of the Simpsons, who stated he caught a glimpse of a figure standing in the yard while doing house chores. Mr. Flanders payed it no attention, however, as he says the Simpsons are always getting "some gosh-diddly-arn colorful folk coming and going from their place" that he didn't think of it as anything significant. Mr. Flanders was unable to recall any significant details about the figure, only that is looked as large, is not rounder, than Mr. Simpson himself.

>>94251156
kek

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>>94242793
>>94242815
God fuck! lost

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>Squidward Tentacles is haunted by the ghost of his latest victim

>>94246905
First one to make me actually laugh

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>>94242709
So it's this meme

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>>94252520

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>>94252466
Good Work Squidward

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>>94242815
Holy shit

>>94242868
Internet historian, please...

>>94252520
so what's this meme even called
not the bertstrips, the ones with dark history events tacked onto them in general

>>94254790
fake history memes?

>>94249608
Well shit.

>>94249608
KEK

>>94249608
You sir, need to start writing professionally.

>>94250188
>>94250168
I think i prefer the first image

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Mr. Krabs, unable to stave off his repressed carnal desires any longer, follows Spongebob home one late evening and jumps him on the side of the road. He proceeds to sodomize, gut, and cannibalize an aware and terrified Sponge until he passes out from shock. To preserve this moment now and forever, Krabs molds the corpse's springy form into the shape of a condiment bottle filled with the blood and bodily waste that resided in his once-living body. A few days later, Mr. Krabs reveals what he has been putting in all the Krabby Patties and presents the sordid bottle to the patrons of the now-locked Krusty Krab, right before committing public indecency with the item and then suicide out of the suppressed guilt for what he had done.

>>94242996
>PAT
>B A C K

>>94250446
I like this one

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Do this one

>>94259370
With the popularity of the film Fight Club, many cities discovered similar groups being founded in underground parking structures. Here a fighter and his coach are caught on film by an undercover officer.

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maybe this doesn't go here, but it's in a similar vein

>>94259503
I love you anon

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>>94249608
feels like this also fits

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Tormented by his brother's financial stability and haunted by his inability to achieve similar successes, Stu Pickles begins a downward spiral that causes his marriage to deteriorate, culminating in a 4AM screaming match that ended in his wife finally declaring that she wanted a divorce. Though she does not have the heart to demand any sort of financial compensation from Stu (she always made more money than he did, a point she didn't feel needed to be driven home any harder), she fights hard to win custody of Tommy. Stu is awarded visitation rights, but as he can't stand to be seen as a failure in the eyes of his son, he elects to keep these visits brief and infrequent.

With his misery to drive him and focus his vision, the quality of Stu's work improves. He's nothing that could be called an overnight success, but gradually, step by step, invention by invention, he becomes a household name in the toy industry. He becomes a larger success than his brother ever was.

By the time he reaches this point, his son Tommy is in his mid-twenties. Stu has tried to reach out on multiple occasions, offering financial support in exchange for the chance to finally catch up with his son, now that he's no longer a failure and can stand to be seen by him.

Tommy wants nothing to do with him. Stu was so absent from his life as he grew up that he doesn't even think of Stu as his father, and he has no interest in letting Stu purchase his affection.

Decades later, as he is interviewed for a toy industry achievement award he has won, he is asked if he has any regrets, if he would have changed anything about those early years before he became a success.

Stu only says that he regrets losing control of his life.