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If Superman's body is indestructible, then how did he manage

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If Superman's body is indestructible, then how did he manage to get a haircut and why he's always clean-shaven?
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>>94223078
Laser eyes.
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>>94223078
lazer eyes onto a reflective piece of his ship
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>>94223092
How does he cut is nails?
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>>94223943
Super teeth
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>>94223943
Laser eyes.
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>>94223078
Hair cells are already dead so they don't count as part of his body.
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a super file would work too.
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bump

Looking for real answers
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>>94225704
the eyebeams are the real answer
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He has a Norelco electric shaver with a kryptonite blade on it which weakens the hair
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>>94225704
Laser eyes. Really.
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>>94225704
Laser eyes. Scenes in both comics and cartoons have confirmed this.
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>>94223078
kryptonite cut-throat razor
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>>94223078
At least pretend you're not a newfag.
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>>94225704
If it helps, in the Silver Age, his hair, for some reason, just didn't grow.

But yeah, he keeps clean shaven with by aiming his heat vision at his chin and burning it off. In the Silver and Bronze age comics, this is done with the aid of a Mirror made from a piece of the rocket he came to earth in.
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>>94224080
Skin
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