>Emoji Movie >10% on Metacritic >0% on Rotten Tomatoes

I already hid like 5 threads about this shit, stop making new ones

>>94208137
Sony doesn't want a high percent
they want attention and money
you're giving them attention. idiots are giving them money.

>>94208440

>We're gonna go see this shit "ironically"!

Sony don't care why you go see it. Sony don't care one damn bit. Sony only care about the money. Money looks the same even if you buy something "ironically".

Can we all agree we're not gonna watch it?

Unless good reviews become currency, I doubt they care.

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>>94208137
They don't care what you think, they just want movie. Grow up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

>>94208913
They just want movie?

>>94209714
Yes, they want movie in cinema for people watch. Money spend. Hotdog buy. Fund sequel, cancel Hotel Transylvania sequel for Emoji 2, make Emoji Spider Man. Hooray for capitalism.

>>94208488
Remember how they claim piracy and illegal copies of movies basically fund terrorism? Well, even if the proceeds of illegal copies of this movie were used by Kim-Jong Un to fund 9/11 times 2,356 and finish his father's work, it would still be less harmful to the world.

>>94209982
>Yes, they want movie in cinema for people watch. Money spend. Hotdog buy. Fund sequel, cancel Hotel Transylvania sequel for Emoji 2, make Emoji Spider Man. Hooray for capitalism.

are you... having a stroke?

>>94211923
idk about the guy over there but I just did

>>94208488
I don't give a fuck if they earn my $5 as long as I'm entertained

>>94208137
>Patrick Stewart is anal about mics bc 'real actors don't need mics'
>plays a part in this shit

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>>94208137

>>94208488
>buy ticket for another movie
>go watch this trainwreck

You think the theaters care?

And that's IF I wanted to see this at all, which I don't. I just want to point and laugh at Sony's failure.

>>94213099
We all know you want in on the fun with the rest of the internet. Can't wait for you to beg for a torrent later this week.

>>94213142
>watching a movie before you talk about it

Do you even know what board you're on?

>>94208913

Holy shit Mark Hammil is not pleased with the new Star Wars movie. Good for him.

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Best review ever

How did they bomb so hard?

>>94215092
Outdated memery

>Baby Driver has good ratings
>Spider-Man has good ratings
>Emoji what the fuck were you thinking Sony
>Dark Tower will be average

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It's like a theatrical version of that rubber band movie Pan-Pizza reviewed

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>>94208137
Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again

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>>94213046
delete this right now you fucker