Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does everything a spider can Except

Only female spiders spin webs, so why would spiderMAN be able to

>>94204715
I want to FUCK Spiderman

>>94204783
nigger what

Both sexes of spider spin web. Where did you get that nonsense?

>>94204715
so.. would you rather that Peter had a buttflap in his suit so he could use organic webbing?

i like webshooters much better. Not the whole "every superhero needs an AI in their suit to somewhat be able to do anything" but.. well.. yeah

>>94204830
I googled it. It was a text block at the beginning. I couldnt click any of the arricles cause im scared of spiders and didnt want to risk seeing pictures

>>94204715
He also doesn't have eight limbs or eyes

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>>94205032

>>94205100
>playing the new spiderman game.

>>94205100
Doody head

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How does he fit those webshooters into his gloves?

>>94204715
Then it wouldn't come from his wrists.

>>94206249

They're fucking bracelets with small handles, how would hard would it be to fit them in the gloves.

>>94204899

AI is just there so he can monologue. In case you missed it, the entire movie was about him learning to do things on his own and on his own pace.

>>94204899
>"My Spider Sense is tingling, time to jump into action"
>BRAAAAAP

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>>94208394
Then how does it have enough juice to make webs when it's smaller than a can of silly string?

>>94204783
>>94205032
>Only female spiders spin webs
Lol don't believe that crap

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>>94205032
Anon, that is absolute nonsense.

Over 40,000 species of spider, and I have not heard of one in whom only one sex can produce silk

>>94208879
It's a comic book and highly compressed. His webs are a miracle even in-universe.

>>94209572
That's dumb.

>>94209675
Rule of cool, dude.

Good.

When will people finally admit that this was only slightly better than the amazing Spiderman 2? This movie was only made because Robert Downey jr wanted more money and Disney likes to shit out marvel movies every 6 months.

they really should have just made the raimi movies mcu canon

>>94204715
It is pretty funny that he can't do the one thing spiders are most known for

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>>94204715
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Shoots a web, out his ass
Beware when he gets some gas
Look out! Flatu-web Spider-man

Is he strong? Listen bub,
Guy can't even crawl out a tub
Doesn't swing overhead
Sits for hours, in his web
Waiting, for prey to come, Spider-Man

In the middle of the night
At the scene of a crime
He gives the perp a bite
Drinks his blood, just like wine

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, scaring neighborhoods Spider-Man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Until he bears his spider horde
Children, gliding in the air on a thread
When you feel something land on your head
It's a baby Spider-Man!

>>94210033
Originally, all the spider bite did was enhance his physiology, but it didn't cause any drastic transformation in his biology. In order for him to develop organic webbing, it means he'd need to grow new organs in his body.

>>94204899
>so.. would you rather that Peter had a buttflap in his suit so he could use organic webbing?
yes

>>94208879
>>94209675
And organic webbing coming out of his wrists isn't?

>>94210084
That got... dark.