This dude walks up to your wife in the bar and slaps your marriage

>>94194264
I remarry her?

>>94194264
I punch Joe Quesada in the face and tell him that the Marvel equivalent of the devil wouldn't bother ruining someone's marriage if it doesn't mean getting someone's soul in the process.

I seem to remember a comics scene with Thor where Mephisto offers him a deal and Thor just stands there, glaring at him in stony silence until Mephisto fucks up

>>94194305
*off

>>94194305

That's because Thor is wise to devilish pagan demon tricks, and Mephisto knows that being a demon means Thor doesn't hold back when he brings down the hammer, so pushing him isn't the best idea.

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>>94194264
Ask my friends to beat the shit out of him.

Marry him instead

>>94194264
My what!?

>>94194264
Jokes on you mephisto, my waif is already a duchess of hell

>>94194264
I get over it. It's been ten years.

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Mock him on how he got tricked by Loki.

>>94195007
>3 layers of invisibility
I like the way this guy operates.

>>94194264
Marry my daughter and not have to worry about poligomy anymore

Worship Blackheart to spite him

>>94194289
yes this was shit but compared to who is ruining marvel now i would welcome joe back with open arms

>>94194289
The recent Spiderman/Deadpool Run was entirely about Devil sama finally collecting on his investment though

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But my wife does not exist in this universe
yet

>>94194264
I call Quesada.

>>94195273
i want to cum inside shuma gorath