After the war, krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression

What war?

WW2

But his luck changed after acquiring a bankrupt retirement home

>>94179752
Weird War 5: Cthulhu Returns Again

>>94179530
the war where he watched people explode by swallowing bombs,eleven times as a matter of fact.

>>94179752
The Battle for Bikini Bottom

>>94179530
I always thought this was a reference to Walt Disney

whale war.

he killed pearl's parents

>>94180437
>we participated in a genocide, plankton

>>94179530
That War was Insane

>>94180487
>I saw what you did Krabs. You thought that every one had moved on to the next hut to clear but I waited. For you. To make sure it was clear. But oh god, I saw what you did to those whales. I heard their muffled screams. I saw everything Krabs.

>>94180614
>and I liked it.

Did anyone screenshot what that one anon came up with yesterday?

>>94179530
did he killed people?

>>94183860
You can tell he used those claws for more than just counting money.

>>94182883
>9 minutes between first posts
I don't know why this made me kek.

>>94182883
Of all Trump's fucked up shit, this move seems the weirdest. Why bother? Or more importantly, why do this and not reinstate don't ask don't tell? I'm sure gays are just as 'distracting' in the army as trans folk are...

>>94185614
Medical costs of unneeded surgery for people with a mental illness.

>>94182458
>no, I loved it but at the time feared the thought that you too enjoyed it.

>>94182458
They say that every mating season, you can hear the lonely cry of the 52-Hertz Whale, an anomaly whose song cries for a loved one who will never come.

When you ask Krabs about this, he expresses a rare hint of dismay. "Don't remind me," he says. "If Sheldon hadn't called for backup I'd have had him in the Marianas Trench along with his wife and kid."

>>94179530
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>94179887
HOOPLA

>>94186875

I want this speech done in Krabs' voice.

>>94182620
I did. Because I was that anon

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>>94179530
Thought this was a Dr. Pig thread

sus

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>>94180437
>>94180487
>>94180614
No, Krabs killed his wife in the war.

She was also voiced by Lori Alan.

Why would the military take in limp-wristed, attention-whoring simps in the first place?

"I'm such a faggot that I think not literally having a pussy is grounds for killing myself. Where would someone with my delicate sensibilities thrive? Hmmm... how about the army?"

>>94180120
The 2003 video game (with an "of") or the 2007 episode (with a "for"). I'd be much, much, much, much happier if you hinted it were the former.

>>94185614
Transgender individuals have certain medical costs and complications that gays don't. Gays just prefer to have intercourse a certain way, which doesn't affect anything outside of their own bedroom. Other than that, they're functionally identical to other soldiers. Trans people have certifiable biological differences at their own insistence.

>>94185614
Most of the LGBT community don't even like the military so why are they getting angry about the ban?

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>>94179752
Justice League Flashpoint Paradox.
He was on the frontlines assisting Aquaman. He fucked at least 5 Amazonians from WonderWoman's army
They dont call him Crab Cakes for nothing

>>94180614
>>94180487
>>94182458
shit, is this from a movie or something?

>>94179752
There is a staunch lack of predatory fish-folk in Bikini Bottom.

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>>94190164
Go on...

>>94190164
what episode is this?

>>94185614
There is a bill in congress that included a lot of stuff Trump needs to get passed, but it was stalling out because some idiots insisted the bill include language that would remove funding from the Pentagon for gender reassignment surgery for soldiers, and some other idiots were threatening to blow up the entire bill rather than include the language. So Trump just outright banned trannies and nullified the dispute in the hope that they would get back to working on the bill

tl;dr the tranny ban has more to do with the border wall than it does with trannies

>>94185614
>Why bother?
It's a distraction

>>94190204
It's from the Flintstones comic. Seriously.

>>94192753
damn, i've been wanting to read that. looks amazing