>Clean-shaven >Does not talk like "Bar Bar Bar"

>>94157707
>that one soldier dude in the middle of the pile
>man, this sucks

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>>94157788
him?

>>94157859
yes

he looks ever so mildly displeased

>>94157859
>My necks hurts
>What am I even doing here?
>Why is this woman's foot so cold?
>She must have bad circulation
>Smells like someone shit themself
>I should have been a sheep herder

>>94157707
>Does not talk like "Bar Bar Bar"

Is he speaking Classical Greek? No? Then he's speaking like "Bar Bar Bar" and is a filthy barbarian.

>>94158129
I bet he drinks his wine unmixed, the fucking savage.

>>94158129
And talks about "blue" lol. WTF is "blue"?

>>94158230
you listen to NPR

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Reminder that this will never happen

>>94159391
shit dat would kick ass

>>94159391
AND UNTO THIS, ARNOLD! DESTINED TO BEAR THE JEWELED CROWN OF CALIFORNIA UPON A TROUBLED BROW!

>>94157707
The comic industry needs more women who only wear jewelry

>>94157707

What barbarian race is he supposed to be based on? Did he ever have a beard?

>>94161427
>What barbarian race is he supposed to be based on?

Celts, I believe it was.

>>94157707
>Is not a librarian who also cuts hair
>Called "The Barbarian"

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>>94162249
Dave, there's one thing ya gotta understand-Shut Up

>>94161501
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimmerians

>>94158230
It's the savage way of saying " wine colored"