Who's the dipshit that decided to make this thing in the

>>94139845
Its the fist of white power anon. With it you can control the universe.

The infinity gauntlet is literally a powerless glove that merely has 6 spaces to insert the gems into. You could hold all 6 in your hands and achieve the same effect.

The Infinity Planes and their Wishing Box from Sun God's earth made more sense, the 6 2-D planes naturally arranging themselves into a 3-D cube when together with no external device necessary.

>>94139845

The power isn't in the gauntlet, anon, it's in the gems. It just holds the gems. It wouldn't look as good if Thanos just kept them in his pockets.

>>94139902
Did they call it a cosmic cube? They should have.

>>94139845
Bored deities create all sorts of crazy crap. They're bored.

Thanos created the glove, no one knows how the gems were really created

>>94139845
Read comics dipshit, the gauntlet was just Thanos' glove modified to fit the gems. He could have literally put them in anything and had control over the cosmos

>>94139970
It was basically a cosmic cube, calling it a Wishing Box is an allusion to Mother Box from DC.

The universe left their jizz rags lying around, it's only natural that some thot comes along and tries to gather it into a johnny in an effort to get pregnant and get a cut of daddy's check.

>>94139995
>BEHOLD, THE INFINITY PANTS!
>BEHOLD, THE INIFINITY BELT!
>BEHOLD, THE INFINITY SHOULDER PADS!
>BEHOLD, THE INFINITY UNDERGARMENTS!
>BEHOLD, THE INFINITY FORD PINTO!

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>>94139845
Because the writer thought it would make for a good story, that's why.

>>94139845
>Who's the dipshit that decided to make this thing in the first place?
Thanos.

It's just a regular gauntlet. He just stuck the stones in it.

>>94139845
>Literally never read Thanos Quest
Go read it

>>94140021
That's pretty brilliant.

>>94139990
>>94140294

I wonder if they're going to change this for the movies.

There's a replica of it in Odin's vault in the first Thor movie so Asgard at the very least knows about it (maybe it's a fake designed to be a decoy in case someone tried to steal it?). In post credits Age of Ultron Thanos retrieves it from somewhere so did he just have it laying around? Why would Asgard have a version of it then?

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>>94139845
The real question is, how in the fuck does this nigga keep losing with such power? There is no excuse.

>>94139845
>hay guise
>I just watched some streams from comic con
>I betcha nobody ever thought of this before!

>>94140216
Dumbest post in the thread

>>94140415
No reason, he simply always gave up the powers for good
>cosmic cube
>infinite gauntlet
>heart of tthe universe

>>94139900
Whites can't even control their own countries anymore
You're looking for Jewish power

>>94140328
It's basically what the Infinity Gauntlet should have been from the beginning
>6 2d objects naturally form the 3d cube
versus
>6 gems inorganically shoved into an unrelated external apparatus and it doesn't even mesh well (5 fingers versus 6 gems)

>>94139904
it would sure as hell make him harder to beat with lame plot convenience if he shoved them up his ass instead

>>94139845
The gauntlet is literally just Thanos' glove you filthy fucking casual.

>>94139990
it was the first universe killing itself wasn't it?

>>94140408
the rumor is Avengers 4 is titled Infinity Gauntlets and the Gauntlet in Asgard and the Gauntlet Thanos has are two separate ones

ITT: Casuals

Why is it so hard to pick up a fucking book?

>>94140415
>>>94139845 (OP)
>The real question is, how in the fuck does this nigga keep losing with such power?

Lose?

Lose what?

Thanos is so mighty, so capable, so intelligent, he can literally do pretty much anything. He's cosmic-powered Batman.

He's not trying to win. What's the point? He knows he can, anytime he puts his mind to it.

Thanos is just trying to put some meaning into his long, slow existence, and maybe make some time with his lady. Rearranging the furniture until the heat death gets here.

That's all.

>>94139990
It was explained once, but I don't think they can reference the origin because it involved Malibu shit.

What happened to all of the Reeds that had like three gauntlets anyways? How come they didn't stop this shit?

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>>94140415
He's too tricky for his own good.

>>94141380
>infinity gauntlets
only worked in their respective universe
>reeds
they were tricked and were turned into a kree supreme intelligence

>>94139845
It's literally just Thanos' glove you disgusting casual

>>94141380
Got rekt

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>>94140415
Infinity gauntlet #5 pg 35

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>>94139845
It's kinda stupid but it was a decent story, Infinity Gauntlet only works in the universe it was created in and it isn't really all powerful since the gems can be reality warped.

I got here late, did someone already make an infinity dildo joke.

>>94139904
>>94139902
I have such a big problem with these kinds of concepts.
"It empowers you if you're holding it"
Ok.. what about beings with no external members?
"You just need to have them on you"
So on your pocket or on the glove, right. How does it recognize a clothing accessory belonging to a being? Where does that recognition stops? What if two people wore weird pants that has place for 4 legs?
How much cloth and empty space can you put between you and the artifact to still recognize as you being the holder?

>>94141762
So he's a overpowered fag that literally only lose because he want to?

>>94139845
This is like a new level of "doesn't read comics". Like, this requires not even checking a wiki, it's so misinformed.

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>>94140090

BEHOLD, THE INFINITY JACKET!

HEAR, THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR DOOM!

>Like a rhinestone cowboy
>Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
>Rhinestone cowboy
>Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
>And offers comin' over the phone

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>>94139845
>why people make weapons what can make them a god

>>94141762
christ we are going to need in insanely compelling character foil/crisis to complete thanos's arc in the MCU

>>94141762
i would not accept this kind of shit as the end to the film

>>94143661
They're sentient to some degree.

>>94143661
>How does it recognize a clothing accessory belonging to a being?
It's literal space magic, dude. In the comics, the thing from before the universe that gave rise to the stones wasn't just "six singularities" like the movies, it was a literal god, a sentient being that comprised all of existence, but ended itself. The stones are remnants of different aspects of that being, which is why they themselves bestow godlike abilities. They're often shown to have limited sentience and a will of their own, as the soul gem has, or when during incursion event, Strange indicated that the gems want to be together.

>>94143756
Calling it now, it's gonna be Mantis that determines Thanos's internal insecurities about his worthiness for ultimate power in the movies.

>>94140579
jew are fake gods trying to but never being able to have actual white power

>>94144189
Are you saying Thanos is a Jew?

>>94144211
No but he was created by jews. So I guess he's a golem.

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>>94141477

>>94141477
>Oops! I let go of the gauntlet

>>94140415
Something something "Thanos DEEP DOWN actually wanna lose" or some shit pseudo-deep like this.

He is a Villain Sue.

>>94144473
Thanos wasn't a a Kirby caharacter tgough, he was created by Starlin, a lapsed Catholic.

>>94143700

Deep down at heart he just wants to farm

>>94139845
Fuck off casual

>>94143700
Well he loses because comic books. But for the purpose of the story the fact that Warlock was able to talk him down is more important than whether or not he actually "subconsciously willed himself to lose."

>>94146940
Warlock has intimate understanding of Thanos' psyche because he used to reside inside the soul gem.

>>94144775
>I've never actually read Infinity Gauntlet

>>94141039
>>94140408
Maby the one in Asgard was the original because Thanos/someone else has tried this shit before, where as the one at the end of AoU is a new one that's just been made and what we're seeing is Thanos taking it out of his super space science 3d printer.

>>94141039
>>94147189
>>94140408
I really hate that Gauntlet Easter Egg in Thanos' vault. Because that's what it is, an Easter Egg. A barely visible one at that. Remember in Iron Man seeing Cap's shield in Tony's lab, and in Iron Man 2, they revealed that it was nothing? That's Marvel Studios telling the audience to not look so hard into things because they might not matter.

And Take that approach with the Asgardian Gauntlet because it's a barely visible Easter Egg that people are convinced will be a major plot element. If there are two Gauntlets, then that's a bullshit way to beat Thanos.

>>94140579
As an Asian guy, I always thought Jew jokes were never funny. It's like hearing some Mexican complain about Mexican americans

>>94142582
More accurately you only have a part of the Infinity Stone, the Reality Stone has been shown to be linked to all realities (I think I got that from Wikipedia).
>>94143661
If you can directly inact your will on it it's yours.

>>94147417
I've heard plenty of jokes that apply to specific Asian ethnicities and nationalities
You can divvy people up a lot better than just black/white/yerrow

>>94147518
The IG cannot be used in alternate realities.

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>>94139845
where have I seen this before

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>>94143661
>Ok.. what about beings with no external members?
Eat them, that's literally what Drax did when he was a member of Infinity Watch.

>>94144775
Please read comcis

Anyone have a working link for the trailer?

>>94141092
It's in a book.

JUST TAKE A LOOK.

>>94141352
Doesn't Marvel own Malibu? Shouldn't be a problem to reference it if they own the properties. Although, it may be too inside for the moviegoing public.

That's Thanos' gauntlet with holes in it, dipshit.

>>94146940
>>94144775
>>94140415
At the end of the day the Cube isn't that strong and it's still seemingly canon that a cube is weaker than an average celestial.

Back in the days of the gauntlet he wanted to lose.

With he Heart, TOAA (the writers) basically said the multiverse will die in a way that can't be prevented by the heart if you don't give up it's power and undo something long in the past.

He also did effectively lose to the beyonders.

What would happen if you shoved Infinity butt plug up your ass?

>>94141477
>>94144553
>Cheese and CRACKERS!
every time

>>94140090
>THE INFINITY FORD PINTO!
This could've been interesting. Bringing the gems together is inherently unstable, primed to explode when someone taps the wrong part of it gently.

>>94143816
No, just orange is.

>>94139970
It was the Time Cube

>>94152660
>most of them
They'd work just fine
>Orange
It's probably gonna get annoyed with you and fuck you over.

>>94140090
>BEHOLD, THE INFINITY BELT!
This is really just as viable.

>>94140947
THE INFINITY ASS

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>>94154000
>that feel when the porn parody will be the infinity dildo
>"All who jam their snatch with this dong shall become as god!"

>>94141477
>comics are deep and serious

This page is literally perfect

>>94139845
Nice bait /tv/

>>94140454
y tho?

>>94140090
>Tips infinity fedora.

>>94154483
note that this comic is literally for children