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This is Superman.
He's better than you in every conceivable way, yet he values your lives more than his own.
He would gladly die to save each and every one of you.
And you people can't even muster up enough energy to say something nice about him.
For shame.
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>>94093746
He's the only illegal alien who can stay.
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>>94093746
I like his trunks. They really accentuate his butt, and I'm totally down for that.
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>>94093746
> say something nice about him.
Normies are assholes
With poor taste
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I like him.
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He's a pretty cool guy
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Adventures of Superman digital first series was great and I wish more characters got sweet out of continuity stories like him
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Let's see him climb that wall, if he's so great.
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>>94093746
The only people who like Superman are boys who had weak / non-existent male role models in their lives and they see Superman like the father they wish they had or as an aspiration for the man they want to becomebut never will
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>>94095842
Get off the internet Lex. You're projecting again.
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>>94095879
>Implying that I'm wrong
I'm sorry your mother married a faggot anon.
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Can kryptonite condoms make you impotent?
I've been thinking about raping Superman but not sure if it's worth the risk.
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>>94095900
>I'm sorry your mother married a faggot anon.
When the hell did you marry my mother?
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>>94095900
My father is a huge cunt and I like Lex much more.
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>>94095842
Except this is literally me and 60's Batman/Kevin Conroy BTAS Batman
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>>94093746
he lets the cities and world damaging plot lines of other heroes go by. He goes through the old revolving door of Villians. And he is reactive instead of active. Hording technology and Being a bandaid to problems by punching them instead of going after better long term solutions. Waiting for the next bad guy to crash through Metropolis.
Aside from being limited by the contraints of a comic book universe status quo?
Guy has a tendency to blame himself for things that he couldn't help/not being able to save everyone and such.
>Say something nice for real.
His biggest flaw as a person is that he could go into a job interview and be entirely honest and straight faced while saying his greatest weakness is "I care too much.". Very Mary Sue.
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>>94095800
Same.
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