>can go faster than the speed of light
>regularly gets his ass kicked by an Australian
Boomer is really good, if you read the comics you would know ya bloody bike
>he hasnt heard of the Boomerang Force
his son had speed force, obviously he might have also had a low powered connection
>>94083142
Boomerang Force > Speed Force
>>94083142
Strayans are dead hard mate
>>94083303
This is like those autistic Accelerator Vs Flash threads all over again
>>94083490
Never underestimate the power of boomerangs, anon.
>>94083295
His son got it from his mom, who was a Thawne.
That said, Digger's really damn good at what he does and he's really crafty.
>>94083444
Someone post the page of Digger turning into a boomerang
the speed of light is no match for the speed of shitposting
>>94083540
the thing with most Thawnes is that they DON'T have the power though, so I don't find that definitive
>>94083562
and those birds are from?
>>94083581
>>94083663
Hell.
>>94083709
>oh no, it's coming back this way
>>94083601
Yeah, but the genes may still be there. Which may be why Owen only had bursts of speed and not Flash Family speed.
>>94083562
>Australians losing the fight against Nature herself
give them a break, they literally live in hell. can you imagine a few thousand drunk American rednecks trying to massacre as many emus as possible? our causalities would be in the hundreds
>>94083755
also known as?
>>94083142
"Dodge and quip" doesn't work against a man whose projectiles return.
What's the Flash gonna do, not quip?
>>94084014
You really think Flash's banter would be any match for an Australian's?
>>94083709
Fucking HOW ???
>>94084128
aerodynamics 101, if you throw a boomerang it comes back
Isn't he fake Australian?
>>94084205
Half Aussie, his real dad was an American Serviceman.
>>94084128
BOOMERANG FORCE! Read the fucking thread, you nigger.
>>94083902
>a few thousand drunk American rednecks
You realize they all have a pickup and at least a dozen guns each, right? They'd just ride in the back going rambo on those birds. The only casualty would be if they were too drunk to tell a person from an emu.
>>94084128
He's a right cunt, that's how.
>>94084355
And he was raised in rural Australia. He didn't even know his American father until adulthood.
>>94083902
>can you imagine a few thousand drunk American rednecks trying to massacre as many emus as possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31vm3-BQRJU
>>94083562
>Note that this individual did not participate in the Emu War
I don't know why, I just found that hilarious.
>>94083540
I think it's important to note that Thawne was Meloni Thawne AKA Bart's mom
>Captain Boomerang fucked Bart's mom BAREBACK
>>94084889
I lost it at Emu mob leaders.
>>94083902
>drunk american rednecks
>drunk aussie bogans
What's the difference?
>>94083142
strayans have to fight off roos on a daily basis just to keep the little cunts (their word not mine) fed so the damn bipedal dogs don't eat all the kiwi! oy cunt its fawkin straya
>>94084807
>can materialize boomerangs just by thinking about them
>>94085078
And he cantrol them telepathically too.
>>94085021
The fuck you callin' a bogan, you drongo cunt?
>>94084462
they would be falling out of their truck beds and having friendly fire left and right
>>94084807
this is one of the stupidest panels I've seen in an oldie comic and boy howdy have I seen some bad ones.
>>94085223
Yep. Then we break out the dynamite.
>>94085292
That will only anger the spiders.
Not just any australian, the sickest of the sick cunts.
>>94085021
Bogans have bigger knives, Rednecks have bigger guns. It's easier to identify them by the plumage of their females. Or by the kind of football they prefer.
>>94083142
Like you can handle the bantz give flash a break.
>>94085259
It's always the prison panels that are the craziest, I guess because you need something crazy to happen to justify how they could either escape or fuck with the hero from behind bars.
>>94085259
>>94086543
>>94085259
>>94086543
>>94086619
>>94086543
>>94086619
pottery
>>94083562
You think that's cool read this shit
https://www.galapagos.org/conservation/conservation/project-areas/ecosystem-restoration/project-isabela/
>250,000 goats on an island
>A group of men with a few helicopters used insane tactics to kill them all including mass gun fire, roaming through caves and training traitor goats to find the hiding goats
>They killed all the goats
>>94083902
Motherfucker, it wasn't just some drunk rednecks.
The fucking Aussies actually sent their army to fight the birds.
>>94083490
Are there people who actually think that jap shit could beat Flash?
>>94083303
If this was in Suicide Squad it would be my favorite movie right now
>>94083530
>>94084807
What I'm gathering is that his boomerangs are basically small, angular robotic minions.
>>94090446
Nah m8, He's just that good at Boomerangs.
>>94083142
must be all the shitposting
>>94090117
minus going back in time to prevent him from being born, how do you think flash would beat accelerator?
>>94083280
>"It was me George... I replaced your vegemite with Pan brand peanutbutter."
> Colonel. Frisbee
>>94086543
Like the time when Mirror Master teleported out of jail using his shiny shoes.
>>94083303
which issue?
>>94092032
>>94092071
>>94092103
>focalized
nice
Are Yo-Yo's tethered boomerangs?
>>94083142
He just can't handle 'strayan banter
>>94092451
Yo-yo's are Asian by origin so no. Their more akin to a flail.
>>94084898
Holy shit, how stacked was Meloni's mom because she is fucking stacked. Also Digger is bart's grandad? that's fucked up.
>>94083562
>girlfriend of a friend is school teacher and lives in Austrialia
>Came over and we all had a drink
>Casually mentioned the emu war
>She had no idead this actually existed
>TFW the great emu war is so shameful for Australians they try to erase it from Australian history.
>>94083709
>>94084807
Where the fuck was all of this in Suicide Squad
>>94083941
Hades, Pluto, Gehenna, Tartarus, the Underworld, the Nether World, the Lake of Fire, Perdition, The Pit of Eternal Torment...
>boomerang themed character
>he's white
why was this allowed?
>>94094647
Because it's not from suicide squad.
>>94090117
Half a decade ago yes
It was a really stupid argument because no one ever really made clear just what accelerator does, and usually made bullshit up as they went along.
Kinda like Haruhifags did back then.