What would the DCAU have been like if it was created by Superfags

>>94071748
How does Superman shave

>>94071798
With his heat vision

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>>94071798
Have you never read or watched Superman? He does the shaving gimmick loads of times.

>>94071828
>Have you never read or watched Superman?
This is /co/, what did you expect?

>>94071748
>everybody else stops jobbing
>Batman stays in the back as the intel guy or for the occasional detective work instead of trying to punch super powered aliens
Much better

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>>94071873
I dunno... people who have read/watched comics and cartoons?

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>>94071748
No stupid fucking space suit, for one.

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>>94071798
this is going to keep me up at night years from now isn't it

>>94071748
clark's going to be the one cucking lois with maxima, faora, livewire, vixen and obsession

>>94071924
/co/ doesn't read comics

>>94071748
>Made by a batfag
>Batman ends up a bitter loner with no friends
>Batman ends up alone, Dick wont talk to him, Tim wont talk to him
>Diana ends up fucking off to the Justice lord universe according to the comics

>>94071945
ffs, if there's one guy who should ever need a space suit...

>>94072131
Batfags revel in batman's misery thats why a majority ship him with gotham

>>94071887
>"""jobbing""" Are you seriously still trying to push that stupid fucking word? Get the fuck out of here.

>>94071945
The space suit or underwater suit is a good idea. Superman breathing and talking in space or under water are concepts established in an era where people knew jack shit about neither space nor deep sea diving, and Superman being able to do them detracts rather than adds potential for stories.
The only ones who defend this are powerlevelfags who think Superman should be able to do anything and beat anyone.

>>94071828

wouldn't it be easier to just like make a kryptonite razorblade

>>94071748
The DCEU was made by a Superfag and look how that turned out.

>>94071828
No I really haven't watched a lot of Superman. Superman is a shitty hero with no interesting qualities. I'm here moreso to talk cartoons than comics though

>>94071924
Well, you are in the wrong place for sure.

>>94072276
>shitty hero with no interesting qualities.
And then you had to be a dick about it.

>>94072267
>The DCEU was made by a Superfag
Snyder is the biggest fucking Batfag on Earth.

>>94072231
Kryptonite is a radioactive poison to Superman. It's not like you can shave with a uranium blade.

>>94072208
You're correct.

>>94072452
Except not.

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I really don't have much to complain about regarding the DCAU. It gave us some truly great Superman moments despite being made by Batfags.

>>94072533
I'd give two shits about your opinion if you could sustain it.

>>94072296
A dick, maybe. But I'm still right though. He's the most Mary Sue Asspuller of all fiction. His name isn't even creative

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>>94072612
>idk anything about this character so I wil use some buzzwords to trigger people

>>94072147

He wears the suit because he doesn't know he can survive in a vacuum yet.

>>94072067
In this case I guess Zatanna would show up in Metropolis instead, and Superman would have known her dad, which would make an interesting nod to the fact Zatara debuted in Action Comics #1.

>>94071945
Why are people so triggered by this? It makes sense. Superman has a fuck ton of powers, but he still breathes oxygen. Yes he can hold his breath and function fine in space, but if he has the time, why not wear a space suit and be able to breathe normally?

It's not that hard to understand. People can hold their breath underwater, but that doesn't mean scuba gear is useless.

>>94071945
The suit is unnecessary but the mask would at least let him talk.

>>94072204
Who are you quoting?

>>94072208
Plenty of characters can communicate in space or underwater without special gear, being realistic just because its superman is dumb

>>94071748
Instead of being a Super Man, Clark would be a morally perfect God who cannot lose and is never wrong, minus a single dramatic episode where Pa has a health crisis. The DCAU lasts one season.

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>>94072342
uranium is not technically poison

it's one of the more safer elements as long as it does not reach critical mass

u 235 is commonly found in nature

why do you think there's no hurry to clean up fukushima? spent radioactive water is not harmful to humans

>>94072276
>>94072612

I didn't know it was possible for someone to be this wrong about a subject. But this anon's autism has proven me wrong.

>>94073302
>but he still breathes oxygen
He actually doesn't have to. Superman runs purely on solar energy.

>>94073442
Superman's powers on Earth give no indication that he'd be able to survive in space. Characters that breathe and talk underwater like Aquaman can do so because that's their entire thing. Green Lanterns can "breathe" and "talk" because they have gear, Captain Marvel can do it because he's magic, etc.
Realism is not the issue. It's just that Superman taking other characters' gimmicks into himself substracts from the entire story.

People think now that Superman is also immortal, that he'll live from hundreds of thousands of years. Just how many more things do you need him to be able to do?

>>94072208
Not quite, being able to talk in space is an actual superpower that alien species have. Starfire references it in 52, when she's negotiating with Lobo.

>>94073532
Can you keep 100 grams of it in your medicine cabinet everyday, unsealed, with no ill effects?

>>94073644
the critical mass is like 5g

>>94071945
>spacesuit for a dude that later takes up residence in the sun.
I am not a superman fan, but this pissed me off.

Orion is my guy at DC.
The DCAU's handling of orion wasn't perfect, but it was satisfactory, imo. Better than anything since Kirby, anyway.

>>94072208
Nah. Fuck that shit. Power is fun, destroying planets is fun.

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>>94073644
pretty sure that's what madame curie did

>inb4 she died from poisoning

that's a myth they push on school kids

bitch was like 60 when she died

coincidentally all of madame curie's research papers are also "irradiated"

>>94072208
>powerlevelfags who think Superman should be able to do anything and beat anyone.

The ability to lift planets and not needing to breath is insignificant next to the power of the true omnipotent beings of cape stuff and fiction in general

>>94073302
>we need to breath oxygen because with out it we lose the energy we need to live.

Superman has all the energy he needs thanks to the sun, which is why the only time he eats it's for pleasure rather than any actual need

Heck, even the same series claimed that he didn't need to eat. This is stictly a power thing

Made by Batfags!!

80% of the show was fighting Lex,Brainiac and Darkside (Superman's enemies)

And not to mention Supergirl Steel hamilton and general I don't remember his name

oh and Lois let us not forget LOIS


the only Batman side character we saw in the show was Alfred and terry

>>94072208
This. He's a humanoid alien.

>>94072131
>Diana ends up fucking off to the justic lord universe
Should have given her the bat dick then.

The DCAU dies in the early 90s and no other projects ever get off the ground

Batman is the key to the DCAUs success, no Batman, the universe never takes off

>>94073598
>Superman's powers on Earth give no indication that he'd be able to survive in space
He sustains himself based on literally nothing but sunlight. There are multiple, actually canon comics, where he survives in the vacuum of space just fine. Why do people talk about a character they read nothing about? Why do they try to push the realism meme for Superman of all people? We've all fucking read Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, so fuck off.

>>94071748
It would be masterpieces galore.

>>94071945
It was there to sell more toys.

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>>94072276

>>94074374
Beware the Batman bombed though.

Then it would've been a disaster because there are like three writers who can write Superman right.

>>94071748
Superman would job less. That was my one real issue from him in the verse.

>>94072276
You're a fucking retard.

>>94071748

Shittier.

The Superman episodes were the best episodes of Justice League.

The episode where he goes to the future and Savage is the only person left alive is fucking amazing.

>>94071748
>implying Bruce Timm isn't a Batfag

>>94077394
Shh, superfags still can't get over that most people don't like their Mary Sue

>>94077424
Superman hasn't been a Mary Sue in 50 years.

Superman TAS Superman has never been a Mary Sue. The one time he uses his full power Darkseid sucker punches him with an agony matrix.

>>94077424
Just stop.

>>94071748
Batman learns to chill the fuck out and doesn't ruin most of his JL episodes with random douchey lines.

>>94072131
>Dick wont talk to him, Tim wont talk to him
Batfag's dream.

>>94071748

Better.

And more accurately in canon, since no one really believes Bruce Wayne is the heart and soul of the DC Universe, or that without him the Justice League wouldn't exist.

>>94071924
>his face has been toughened.
Does that mean he did burn himself the first time he did it?

>>94073262
The best story in action #1 was scoop scanlon 5 star reporter.

I may have the name a little wrong. I have yet to see a better car chase in comics.

>>94079134
Batman and Superman are both central pillars to the DC universe in all forms. Anyone who only likes one or says only one is important is just being a retarded faggot for the sake of being a retarded faggot.

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>>94071924
>people who have read/watched comics and cartoons

>>94071748
maybe the dc universe wouldn't be so bleak. maybe superman wouldn't be an asshole. maybe there'd be room for optimism instead of pervasive cynicism. maybe jonathan kent would still be alive instead of rotting in the grave with his hero ayn rand.

>>94079620
>OP clearly says animated
>Dumb /tv/ poster brings up movies because he can't read very well
Awww sweetie it's okay that you're dumb.

>>94072208
You're just a fanboy of another character that want s to underpower Superman so that your favorite character can shine

>>94072067
>Clark convinces a female villain to free him and also kiss him

The first two seasons of the animated series were pretty good and I think limiting Supes strength helped the story

>>94071945
>Conected to the Superman Animated Series
>He flew in space without a space suit
>Needs a space suit in the justice league

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>>94086239
whoops

>>94086399
Wasn't that more for dealing with Kryptonite?

Shouldn't Supperman be naked to gain the most out of the sun?

>>94088446
Only when he needs a recharge, then he takes a pool chair to the moon for a while.

>>94072612
>>94072276
Are you one of those fuckers from the DBZ thread

>>94088689
What if he needs that power right now and can't go to the moon?
Will he flash Metropolis to save it?

>>94071748
STAS wouldn't be inferior to BTAS.

>>94076373
Beware the Batman isn't part of the DCAU and it was made years after the success made from Batman TAS. DCAU goes from Batman TAS to JL Unlimited. All of which was built off the success of Batman AU and it's cross age appeal and it's excellent neo noire setting and use of the Batman character. Superman is too much of an idealistic mary sue and he wouldn't have had the same success if it had started with him because he doesn't have the same struggles as the very human Bruce. Superfags hate this fact but it's reality.

>>94076373
Which was more to due CN's fuckery than the show's worth itself.

>>94071945
I always assumed the suit was for space radiation

Don't wanna get depowered mid fight with a space monster

>>94072583

I can complain about 20 or so percent about the DCAU and most of those complaints either relate to too much Batgod, no enough Wally in the JLU, that Black Canary or someone like her wasn't used but we got Hawkgirl, which I presume was because they wanted to set up the Thanagar War, just to name a few.

>>94074374

You be high anon

>>94072276
Pat please go be a fat midget somewhere else

>>94071945
I actually love the idea of a Superman that can't breath in space until his powers develop further

>>94072208
Fuck that, he flies around, all actual physics are out the window

>>94072131
>Diana ends up fucking off to the Justice lord universe according to the comics

>counting garbage written without the original show's crew's input as canon

>>94086139
STAS gets a fuckton of stuff right.

-Best Brainiac
-Great Luthor
-Great Lobo
-Great Mxyzptlc (God bless Gilbert Gottfried)
-Invented Livewire
-Great Lois Lane
-Great balance of Clark and Superman as personalities

Anyone who bitches is trying to nitpick. It's a wonderful show.

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>>94090390
Don't forget the fucking season 2 finale

>>94071748
He wouldn't be such a dick and wouldn't compete with Job J'onn for jobbing all the fucking time

>>94072583
Thats one of the few good Supes moments though even in fucking Superman TAS
The best one was the milkshake Africa Deadman thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjAFbEP0wK4

Batman is more interesting than Superman

>>94086489
No thats a different suit

>>94090574
>No season 3
>All dangling plot threads from STAS don't get resolved or at least acknowledged until Justice League starts airing

Dammit

I mean, I like Justice League and JLU, but I would have liked a season 3 of STAS.

>>94089979
He usually just can hold his breath for fucking ever
In Kingdom Come he wears a little mask over his mouth to talk but Wondy needs a whole helmet to breath

>>94090906
>>No season 3
But there was? That's when Kara came in. Wasn't as good as the first two but yeah. There was another after it too, I think.

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>>94090954
No just 3
I was watching it on Amazon not to long ago
>reminder Supes banged the hottest nonBarda Fury as Darkseid's "son"

>>94091099
>There was a planned script for Batman Beyond where Lashina and Superman's brief fling during the events of Legacy's ramifications were revealed. Lashina would have given birth to a son who deposed of Darkseid and became ruler of Apokolips, and also targeted Earth for invasion. Lashina secretly went to Earth and warned the Justice League about the invasion and teamed up with them to prevent it. During this time, Lashina would also reveal that he was Superman's son, causing the latter to feel guilt for not raising him. However, it was cut.

>>94090807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0pcChyV6o4

>>94090954
Fuck

I meant Season 4, but yeah...

>>94090390
But it was a mediocre Cape show consisting wholly of Superman punching the monster of the week. Millar's tie in comic series completely shat on the show.

>>94071748
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so improved

>>94071945
To be fair, they did say that he wasn't sure if he could survive in a vacuum and wasn't willing to test it out.

Gotta remember, we watched the entire of Superman's career from Superman:TAS to the end of Justice League: Unlimited. He didn't ever go into space without a suit on.

This would only piss me off if they were inconsistent with him wearing a suit in space.

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>>94086489
That was his Lead suit, which was always brilliant when he used, because he used it for sensible things, like when he is forced to step into an obvious Kryptonite trap to rescue Lois and when Zod arrives and he has to defeat him, he puts it on and grabs a chunk of Kryptonite.

>>94090390
>-Best Brainiac

No. Kryptonian computer Brainiac is shit.

>>94090390
>-Great Lois Lane
I thought he was kind of a bitch

>>94071748
People overstate how much batdick sucking there was to be desu. His biggest wins were fucking Dr.destiny, the shit where he was tied up by luthor while they tried to open his belt, pre-buff amazo, and dodging the omega beam.

He was getting his shit pushed in by parasite and had to run away

>>94094561
His biggest wins were showing up in Amanda Waller's shower and his regular dick waving contests with her.

>>94094583
She won cause she found out who he was during JLU and let him know and then she used him to make terry.

>>94094614
But did she ever take a shit in his bathroom?
Batman-1
Waller-0

>>94090390
>-Great Lois Lane

good looks and good va but terribly written and bad characterization all around

>>94089822
Basically it'd prevent All Star from happening.

>>94094451
Fuck off

>>94071924
>>94071873
>>94071828
In the early silver age it was explained that he simply didn't grow facial hair and that his hair would just grow to a certain length and then stop. Later on they introduced the idea of him shaving with heat vision.

>>94071748
>The New Gods arc ends in an adaptation of Final Crisis rather than an adaptation of Superman: The Dark Side.

>After the multiverse shenanigans of the arc Power Girl is left stranded on Earth-1. She starts hating Supergirl because Supergirl threatens her individuality but after an obligatory catfight they start to adopt a big sister/little sister dynamic

>Emil Hamilton and STAR labs take on characteristics of the Mars Team from Morrison's Action Comics, the DNA project from Jack Kirby's run on Jimmy Olsen, and Dr. Quintum from All-Star. One episode involves Superman, Power Girl, and Jimmy helping stop a war from starting between different groups of DNA Aliens having identity issues because they're clones of one another. Peej can relate. During the episode Kon and Doomsday are teased.

How's this so far?

>>94071828
That must smell terrible.

>>94074164
that's only because WB had an embargo on Bat characters because they wanted to people to watch The New Batman Adventures

>>94072276
You didn't know a basic thing the character does. Then you shit on the character

>>94072612
Just stop

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>>94097531
Apparently so.

>>94072204
..."push" that word?
That word has been in use since the 50's, you fucking casual.

>>94098353
If memory serves that was someone else pretending to be lois and who was just abusing him out of cruelty.

But yeah it probably stinks

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>>94089038
>because he doesn't have the same struggles as the very human Bruce.
>Muh parents
>Muh darkness
>Muh no one understands my PAAAAAIIIIINNNNN
But here's your (You) kiddo

>>94089663
Nah it was pretty shitty.

>>94071748
boring