Ready for another Disney movie with 20- and 30-somethings

>>94066617
Any nudity?

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>>94066636
No but all the girls have porn-star makeup

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And sometimes they have so much makeup on that they look like lizard people

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>>94066799
>>94066821
>>94066775

AYYYYY LMAAAAOOO

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Kinda disturbs me that they show highschool kids fencing without any protective equipment or adult supervision. That's literally how you get stabbed in the eye.

>>94066656
What's the point of that makeup then?

>>94066617
Instead of daughters and sons of famous Disney villains, it should be about the punk band Descendents taking down Maleficent with their killer music

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>>94066926
Making little kids feel tingly in their wee-wee?

The more I look at it the more porn-y it seems that adults are playing teenagers.

>>94066617
Whos supppsed to be who?
My little sister loves this shit.

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Ursula's daughter

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>>94067064
The production values for the first one were way higher

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I really don't understand the makeup department. The men look caked in makeup but fine, the women look like neon sluts.

>>94066617
Disney has an amazing habit of picking actresses that I desperately want to see naked. Seriously, out of so many companies, they have a great eye for fuckbait. Shame they never go that extra set and give us some dirty shit, just a desperate desire for it.

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This movie is unnecessarily long.

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They could have kissed but they didn't.

>>94067119
Whos daughter is blue hair supposed to be?

>>94067212
I was watching this last night on TV because I couldn't be assed to change the channel.

IT JUST KEPT FUCKING GOING. I swear, it had like three different goddamn endings.

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There's almost a kaiju battle at the end between Ursula's daughter and Maleficent's daughter

>>94067284
I like the part where the black girl turns into a fucking kraken, aside from that I know no context cuz it was on mute the whole time

>Songs wise. Ways to be wicked and What's my name are the best. Chllin' like a villain was ironically fun. The rest I couldn't care much about.

>Still with the setting, would it kill them to have some horse drawn carriages? I just feel like it would work better if they weren't holding back on the whole fairy tale thing. It needs to be more unironic. Though Fencing is infinitely better than than football - so good choice.

>Evie most definitely needed this character development she was the least one developed in the first film. Almost makes the waifu list.

>Didn't really like that "Rather be with You" playing in the Step Mother's shop, granted it was Dizzie playing it but it felt really surreal. Also, don't think Step Mother would have let the shop be like that. She seems like the type that would have pushed for more of a "bringing culture to the slums" kind of woman.

>Seriously talking Duke? Worst decision.

>The Lonnie side plot really was horrible. Going by Descendants 1 only (as it seems all aspects of Descendants are seperate canons) Lonnie was a Gossip girl that didn't seem to have any interest in sports. So this literally came out of no where.

>High point characters:

>Chad and the 3D printer. It was just hilarious.

>Harry was so over the top cartoony I love it.

>Uma was just great. Though still made me wish we got Freddie.

>I felt like it took Mal and group WAY too long to realize that Ben was under mind control. Like come on villain kids. Also did love the uma/ben dance with "Kiss the girl" playing.

>Hello Raven Queen, what are you doing here?

>Wished they could have done better with Mal's spell book. They should have shown it lying in their hang out area and show Uma probably finding it while destroying the room.

>Cool to see Squid Uma vs Dragon Ma...and it's over.

>Seriously? That's your cliff hanger

It was better than the first. Still Ever After high is better.

>>94067281
Evil Queen.

>>94067773
>It was better than the first
Plot-wise, yes, but the production values tanked. At least the actors are getting better. I can actually see the two lead villains getting serious roles in the future.

>>94067800
Which fucking one? The Snow White one?

>>94068286
>Plot-wise, yes, but the production values tanked.
Plot > Production

>>94068450
Isn't Snow White the only Evil Queen disney has?

but yes.

> disney productions looks cheaper than mattel's

How

Post more images.

>>94066821
>look like

>>94069000
I thought about downloading the 3.5GB rip but I can only find a torrent. When it gets uploaded to some direct download site I'll nab it and post some HD screens.

>>94068466
Honestly? Not on shit like this.

>>94067281
>>94068450
Yea and apparently her actual literal name is Evil Queen, with the Daughter also named Evie

>>94067074
Why did they go for pirate aesthetic over octopus?

>>94070609
She's the leader of a band of pirates, along with the son of Captain Hook.

>>94070673
Yea but Gaston's son is also a pirate, so it is impossible to tell what they are without announcing who their parents are.

>>94066617
I prefer the animated versions.

The animated series will probably get an extension due to the movie, so I guess my answer is "yes"

I still can't believe this is real.

Of all the royal families of all the movies, why did they land on Beast and Belle as the main royal family of a unified Disney country? Beast seemed kind of small time compared to Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty.

Or Arthur maybe

>>94070609
To be fair, they did acknowledge that she was under the illusion of being human and that the octopus is her true form.

I........ Unironically enjoyed the first movie

It was unsettling to see Jafar and Dopey somehow got a child. Jafar' was probably a rapebaby

>>94070977
Perhaps since Beast is essentially one of the only iconic Princes (next to aladdin) and they wanted to have a mirror of 2 different classes of a "villain" and a "hero"

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>live action shit
>characters don't even look like whoever they're supposed to be related to

>>94071041
All the dwarves have normal sized kids

>>94066821
That's cause they ARE lizard people anon

JESUS what was the budget for makeup and lipstick? Cause I think they've gone overbudget.

>>94066656
Girls in Disney shows always look incredibly lewd. Something about the makeup or the lighting makes everything look like a porno.

>>94066998
I feel a strong urge to lick Dove Cameron

I livestreamed this on youtube during the premiere. Took an hour for Disney to take it down.

>>94066617
Ever after high is way better take on this concept, but Mattel shitcanned it.

>House of Mouse

>Kingdom Hearts series

>Wreck it Ralph

Crossovers done right

this show was made to sell fashion accessories to middle schoolers

>>94072812
is this confirmed? I mean it just seems like they are more focusing on Enchantimals.