Batman decides to adopt your orphan self and train you, who successful

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>>94062218
Probably give up after a few days of training and blackmail bruce with his secret identity, get rich and spend my days fucking expensive escorts and playing vidya

>>94062218
think Batman knows enough psychology to theoretically be able to accommodate and train an average anon, but I'd probably end up a villain.

>>94062218
I'd be his cockslave desu.

Fuck fighting and getting hurt.

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>>94062275

You really going to blackmail a crazy rich man, who is the world greatest detective, and spend his time on beating up bad guys as his hobby?

>>94062218
I get killed by the Joker and raped by Harley Quinn.

>>94062345
More like you would get raped by the Joker in order to get Batman to rape the Joker. And Harley Quinn killing you because Joker admitted that your ass was tighter than Quinn's used asshole.

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>>94062342
Yes you just got to sell the info and get protection from someone equally crazy and rich

>>94062342
HAHA LUSCIOUS FOX QUOTE? I GET IT HAHA.

I'd rather be trained by Wonder Woman and acquire some god like abilities.

>>94062427
That is not how it works unless you want to be cursed by a cat god and transform into a werecat as a result.

>>94062456
Who Is: Cassie Sandsmark

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>>94062427
I can think of better reasons

>>94062469
Zeus's bastard pre-Flashpoint and Zeus's bastard's daughter post-Flashpoint.

>>94062469
Some teenager that stole magic gauntlets that grants her superpowers. But it also enslaved her to the will of the gauntlets.

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>>94062471
A few, I could literally be
>me on the left

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>>94062610
We need more earth 11

>>94062653
If there's anything we need more of in that image, it's Donna Troy