A pudgy middle school girl has just asked you to make love to

Cry because I'm probably going to jail now just for existing in the same space as this event regardless of my response.

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>>94061413
"okay"

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>>94061413
get the fuck out of there as soon as possible before I get Chris Hansen'd

>>94061413
her.

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as a 14 year old lesbian size queen trapped in a 40 year old virgin male body I agree hoping to show her the error of her hetero nominative ways while hedging my future freedom on societies progressive agenda to understand my dilemma and give me to the opportunity to become the glorious flower that fate robbed from me if i get caught.

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Her.

>>94061413
depends, how old em I in this situation?

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>>94061413
Do everything in my power to make her regret that decision.

>>94061413
Kill her dead.

>>94061413
Say no, because I am an adult.

>>94061413
Put up some token resistance so I have plausible deniability, but without shutting her down completely.

Never have a lewd conversation with her where I outright talk about the things I want to do to her - not even directly answering hypothetical questions about what I like in bed.

She'll either get bored, be assigned to someone else as a decoy, get strung along until she reaches AoC (which is 16 for sex with an adult of any age), or follows me to my rape shack.

>>94061413
>asked
If she's not actively grasping for my dick whenever given the chance, it's not worth the risk of jailtime.

>>94061413
I refuse. I did the same twice or thrice back when I was at school.

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>>94061413
it's slim pickins for a nigga, sometimes it be like it do

>>94061413
No, she looks like she has a constant yeast infection.

>>94061413
Punch her in the face, run away

Call the police so that they can join in.