So she wastes her parent's money to ride an imaginary horse because she couldn't hack the work of taming an already docile real horse?
>>94060329
Yes
>>94060329
Didn't you ever waste your parents money when you were a kid anon?
>>94060329
The real horse was an ass
>>94060329
Why do girls like horses???
>>94060786
My parents didn't have any money to waste.
>>94060329
tittoo
>>94060907
If they did, I'm sure they loved you enough to have wasted it on you.
>>94060329
The real horse wasn't docile, anon.
>>94060329
>Paul Rudd horse noises
The best parts of the episode. Yeah, Tina wasted her parents money. This is what many kids do. They're sincere about wanting to learn or try something expensive then realize it's not at all what they thought it would be and quit.
Remember what Homer said. If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing.
>>94060786
Yes on a video camera cuz I was the next Kubrick
A art kit cuz I was the next miccalangilao
Ect...
Story ends with me being a talentless hack
Tina is more of a shit than she lets on.
>>94060329
Tina stared at Jericho's sleek muscular frame. He looked so graceful and strong in the sunlight, as he turned his head to nicker at her. Smiling back, Tina walked up to pet the stallion's long soft mane.
She traced her hand down Jericho's long neck, and as she felt him from his neck to his haunches, the stallion loudly neighed. He was so excited that he was quivering too.
Tina went around behind Jericho to meet the horse's swishing long tail. She lifted it to find a big hole, thick as a bagel. Tina couldn't help herself now; she let go of the tail - letting it fall down behind her head - and, placing her hands on each haunch, she licked Jericho's butt.
It was just as she fantasized all those times she she shlicked to Shadman's horse porn, especially the one with Morty's mom asslicking the three stallions. Tiny licked and sniffed, sniffed and licked; and she licked, licked, sniffed, and sniffed to her heart's desire. This was heaven.
Jericho shook his butt in Tina's face. She rubbed her face back in his crack. She never wanted this to end; Tiny kept sniffing harder and licking deeper. She was actually making love to Jericho's butt. If anyone found out about this... the thought of her depravity made Tina wildly French kiss the big butthole, and the possibility of getting caught made her stuff her face right up the stallion's rectum.
Jericho neighed loudly, pushing back against Tina. He was rock hard. Cum dribbled from the horsecock. He knew Tina would soon be slobbering on his big full veiny balls and that mast of a dick soon; soon she'd be sucking on him and drinking his cum, even licking it up off the floor for him. She'd be a good mare...a good wife too.
>>94061064
Yes it was, it was just stubborn. If it wasn't docile, t would be constantly trying to buck Tina off of his back or otherwise headbutting/kicking her anytime she got near.
But it was fine the majority of the time, it just kept trying to act like it was the boss of her. It's the same as your cat stealing food of your plate. It's not wild, it just think it can get away with it. A lot of animals in packs wouldn't dare steal food from the leader.
>>94060863
Because horses have bighearts.