>The final boss of the MCU is literally just a giant grapefruit

>>94056869
An actual grapefruit with all the Infinity Gems would be a god.

Still better than Supes <3s Batman's struggling to take down a LotR Troll.

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>>94056949
HAIL CITRON

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>>94056869

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>>94056869

>Grapefruit

I... I'm not sure how to tell you this, anon...

>>94056869
The Grapist

>>94056869
Where's his dick?

>>94056869
>literally

Kill yourself.

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>final

>>94057246
https://youtu.be/waCF81HdKAA

>>94056869
I really dig the face they have going here since it manages to look like Josh Brolin

>>94056869
>vs evil stone superman in a skirt

I jest, but seriously, fuck your company wars.

>HGH jelly

>>94056869

Imagine trying this hard.

And failing just as hard.

And in the end, it doesn't even matter... rip, Chester[/color].

I want that model used in humiliating porn pictures on FA

>>94056869
Welcome to 2012, anon.

>>94056869

Things could be worse... the final boss could be the team of a middle-aged, adulterous alcoholic and the sophomoric director who picked him.

>>94056869
DELET

>>94057246
Shhh...just play along. OP's not like the other kids. He's...special.

>>94060073
So he's a fucking mutie?

>>94056869
That's a huuuuuge bitch.

>>94060092
Anon... This is a safe zone. We don't mention Fox's properties in here.

So aside from the courting death line at the end of Avengers why haven't they started warming up Thanos obsession with death in the MCU?
They haven't even introduced abstracts. Are they expecting people to hear an infodump about grapejuice falling in love with a bunch of bones and normies rolling along with it?

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>>94056869
>5 years since Avengers 1, and shitposters still haven't figured out that grapefruits aren't purple.

>>94060137
Haha, that's our Ike!

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>>94056869
drones that talked shit about doomsday will defend this LOL

>Thanos looks like some big naked purple dude when he isn't wearing clothes

How could I have possibly known this?

>>94060204
Doomsday wasn't introduced 9 movies ago in DCU.

>>94057191
You mad, MCUck?

>>94056869
but thanos isn't pink?

>>94060986
I'm more mad that they're forcing Johns' New 52 interpretation of Darkseid and his forces into the movies. Like, I like Rebirth and all but I think the New 52 New Gods should be left behind, as they were more movie-synergy focused than most New 52 changes were.

It's like New 52 Shazam where his origin story was written as a movie pitch. Ya dig?

LITTLE
PURPLE
COCK

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>>94060986

Spoilers for Infinity War:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-qB3XmzH8

>>94056869
he looks like the god father of all dick tracy villians.

>>94056869
Did they rip that body from fucking deviantart or something?

It's so fucking basic, just like if you imagined the default human with the muscle sliders at 200%.

At least hulk has some crazy proportions and neat posture/movement, this is just like ronnie coleman without any unique muscle insertions and bigger lips

>>94056869
Where's his penis?

>>94056869
BATTLE BROTHERS
SPESS MAHREENS!

>>94063169
Sex=useless.

>>94063169
Back of the knee maybe?

>>94063214
>has nipples
>has belly button

>>94056869
>angry raisin without a penis
I get why he's so pissed off.

>>94063169
disney has gone too far