Weird times you had at /co/ movies? >be in college >going

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>>94056198
Was it this faggot and his friends?

Considering you posted shadshit I'd say they were on point

>>94056198
>go to see Kong Skull Island
>sit in perfect seat
>movie is about to begin
>man and kid come and sit one seat away from me
>pissed off but at least they aren't right next to me
>throughout movie the dad seems enthralled but the kid doesnt seem to care
>as they were getting up I told him there's a scene after the credits
>kid complains but dad seems excited
>when the scene plays the dad gets all excited, saying he had no idea this movie was gonna be connected to godzilla
>meanwhile son keeps asking to leave
>chat with the dad for a while, giving him a rundown of the monsterverse
>old man left probably wishing I was his daughter

>>94056198
>gay! gay!"

Well, they were Op. Because you are such a humongous faggot.

>>94056198
GAY! GAY!

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>>94056198
>Go to Atlantis the Last Empire
>Hear a dude yelling
>The dude is extremely drunk
>He beats the shit out of the guy next to him
>The guy is unconscious now
>Ambulance puts him on a stretcher
>Drunk dude gets arrested
>Everyone goes back into the theater and tries to forgot what just happened

>>94057273
I have read this exact thing before

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>be watching Spiderman: Homecoming with my gay bro
>group of girls next to me
>one of them asks what the Justice League is
>another replies that it's the DC's version of Avengers and that they're copying them

>>94056600
>daughter
Post tits. He wanted to see them too.

>>94056198
>watching Barnyard
>posting on /co/ at 30+ years old
>jerking to shadman

They were right.

>>94057395
Swap DC out for WB and they aren't wrong.

>>94056512
>>94056500

You know, I hate Shadman, but to be fair, this one is at least okay. Chromatic aberration is shit, but at least it doesn't make me want to vomit like most of his stuff.

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>go to see Green Lantern
>hear weird noises throughout movie
>turn around
>mfw niggas in the back row are having sex

I RECOGNIZE THAT CRHOMATIC ABERRATION

>>94056198
>chromatic abberation

I wouldn't have even noticed this was him if not for that.

>>94056198
That show funny as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbD1SQ7jSqg

>>94056198
>go to see Get Out
>realize you're the only white person in the theater
>when leaving after the movie, hold the door open for a group of girls
>mfw "thanks, my man" and they begin laughing at me hysterically
(only makes sense in context of the movie)

>>94056198
>big bro and his friends are going to see Hellboy in theaters
>mom makes him take me too
>they make me sit a few rows behind them
>I watch the movie fine but I notice them softly talking among themselves and giggling for a bit at really odd times during the movie, eventually getting quiet but slouching really badly
>after the movie try to ask them what they thought of it
>they say they don't remember it at all because they got high and fell asleep

I mean, I kind of get it better now. I guess it's a stupid kid thing that stupid kids do sometimes. But at the time I was confused as fuck because I literally could not understand why someone would pay for a movie ticket just to get so high they can't even recall the movie ten minutes after it ends.

>>94060278
The scariest part of watching Get Out for me were the amount of uncomfortable times where several people in the theater would laugh or cheer at what I considered wholly inappropriate moments. I mean, I get having some amount of joy at "beating the bad guys," but these are still somewhat serious, emotional scenes where a guy shoots his own brains out or another kills someone he formerly considered his girlfriend.

>seeing Wreck it Ralp
>some old guy has a stroke during the Hero's Duty scene

>>94060278
If we're already doing non /co/, I've got one

>go to see Paranormal Activity the Marked Ones
>a short way into the movie there's a scene where the protagonist is accidentally spying on his fat old lady neighbor who is probably a witch
>the scene is she's performing some kind of satanic ritual
>in the nude, because, that's how witches often traditionally perform their satanic rituals
>she's just standing there and muttering, not even doing anything. This scene is clearly just set up to be unsettling, because, this is a horror movie
>notice someone in the theater get up and start going to the front of the theater toward the exit
>wtf the movie barely started
>see that it's this poor young kid escorted by his parents doing the walk of shame all the way across the theater and out the exit
>about 30 seconds after they've gone the scene ends and there isn't anything like it again through the whole movie

I've thought of several different versions of how this might've gone down from this family's perspective and in every one of them I feel really bad for this kid.

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>>94056198
>Weird times you had at /co/ movies?

Everytime I went to the movies with my parents when I was a child since they were like the most dysfunctional couple ever, I remember I wanted to watch Titan A.E. and my dad took us to the movies without telling her what kind of movie we were going to watch, when we final arrived at the multiplex she realizes it's some kind of animated movie with guns and violence and starts bitching about how TV psychologists said violent movies like that can turn me and my brother into criminals and so on, she was a religious nut at the time, and they made a big scence at the shopping center. in the end we they kinda enjoyed the movie I think but me and my bro more than them.

And my dad stopped inviting us to the movies mostly because he hates movies (and books too) in general, for some reason he is a brainlet that can't understand even the most basic plot, and also because he got a lot of debt at the time and we became kinda poor so I missed a lot of stuff I wanted to see on the big screen like Sam Raimi's Spider-man because there wasn't money for vapid things like movies. I'm still salty about it.

My mom doesn't like most movies either she only like stuff like Patty Jenkins' Monster were a woman kills a lot of men or Silence of the Lambs she is cray cray.

My father is also the worst human being I had the disgrace to met, so I could forgive him for being ignoring but not being a fucking asshole.

>Went to go see GotG Vol 2 all by myself
>dad and kid sitting next to me
>occassionally look over and see the kid playing with his seat for some reason
>scene where Nebula crashes her ship into Ego's planet while trying to kill Gamora
>big explosion
>kid suddenly starts screaming whining loudly
>this goes on for 2-3 minutes as the dad tries to shut him up
>eventually takes the little fucker outside
>comes back a while later with kid
>i think the kid was about to get upset and they took him back out
Last time I ever try to make a matinee showing for a big blockbuster on opening week.

>>94061146
Sorry about your parents and big-screen-Raimi-man-less childhood, Anon. I hope you've moved out and also have the freedom to catch movies these days.

>>94060868
>Friend runs a movie theatre, invites to see 'Wreck It Ralph' after hours (free.. all the popcorn you can eat).
>after movie friend asks how I liked the show
>reply awesome except for the idiot who kept staring at me from just left of the screen on the stage from time to time :-/
>"Man, the building is closed. You were the only one in the theatre.. "
Hmm....

>>94061220
>Sorry about your parents and big-screen-Raimi-man-less childhood, Anon. I hope you've moved out and also have the freedom to catch movies these days.

Thanks, I got better.

>>94057463
L O N D O N
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>>94056600

What kind of disgusting, fucked up world are we living in where a little American boy doesn't enjoy a movie about giant monsters wrecking shit. Especially when his own father is into that shit.
How does his father's taste not rub off on the kid.

Do little boys hate dinosaurs and monster trucks now too?

>>94061271
Just gonna take a wild stab at why he might not have liked the movie: maybe he didn't care for the heavy 1970s setting/aesthetic/music? I remember being a stupid kid and hating shit from or set in the 40s-60s or so because "ew. old stuff." Particularly if it incorporated a lot of history and politics and music like Kong did.

Would also explain something the dad may have particularly liked about the movie if he has some sort of connection with that era. And then made the kid reject it even harder because "i can't like things dad likes."

>>94061239
Post this in the next greentext thread on /x/. It's a good one.

>>94056198
>Be 14
>Going to see The Simpsons Movie with a friend
>Place is packed
>Group comes in behind us while previews are showing
>Girl exclaims that there's a bunch of kids here so now she won't be able to fuck one of the guys during the movie
>Around the point where the dome is being put over the town she's riding his dick regardless.

>>94061417

I guess so.
Maybe I just can't fathom that because when I was a kid I was exposed to just as much current and new stuff as I was older stuff. I was just as familiar with stuff like Abbott and Costello, I Love Lucy, The Flintstones, old Kaiju movies, and Universal Monsters as I was Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and the numerous super hero cartoons at the time like Spider-Man, X-Men, and Batman.
Not to mention the plethora of finished 80's series that ran non-stop reruns throughout most of the 90's and multiple channels.
And I now a ton of other late 20's/early 30's individuals who were the same.

Maybe I just grew up in a fluke generation that had no definitive identity of it's own and just borrowed shit from older ones. Now that I think about it, a lot of our cartoons even had a shit ton of references to older stuff. Animaniacs especially as filled with them.

>>94061271
not enough gay representation and lgbt agenda
he knows this from school

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>went on a monday to see BvS
>theatre is almost empty, only me and 3 ither people are there
Go watch movies on mondays. The movie was rubbish, but I had a great time.

>>94056198
This is more of a cute one, but
>Going the see Tangled
>Flynn does The Smoulder, and everyone laughs
>Little kid voice (maybe about 6) yells indignantly "THAT'S NO THE FUNNY PART!"

I guess there was also going to see The Good Dinosaur and the little kids in front of us were down with everything in the movie but could just not understand that the humans at the end were not the human kid's original family, no matter how many times their mom explained it.

>>94061494
did you join in? if you didn't you're gay

>>94056198
>go to see Batman vs Superman again with friends week after release
>midway through film, after the piss jar scene
>little girl a row behind asks her mom "Is Superman going to be okay?"
>movie continues
>superman picks up kryptonite spear
>can now hear audible sobs from the row behind
;_;

>>94061217
little kids are fucking pussies these days

>>94061494
this didn't happen

>>94060868
pics or it didn't happen

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>see Spider-Man 3 at midnight
>Peter is doing his dance
>really fat chick stands up and starts doing the dance
>Some dude yells "Sit the fuck down! Pig!"

I'll defend that movie to this day.

>>94056600
Old man probably wanted to give his son a new mom too.

>watching Frozen in theaters
>get up to the blizzard scene where Anna is stumbling in the snow looking for Kristoff and Elsa
>whole theater is quiet because it's a tense scene
>hear little kid voice ask "What's happening?" then when he clearly doesn't get an answer, again and again, louder and more insistently "What's happening??" "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

I mean, even at the time, I couldn't exactly blame him. In his perhaps inattentive little kid mind, they had just been happily singing and dancing with the trolls, he blinks and then pays attention again what feels like a minute later, and suddenly all of the characters are visibly distressed, all separated from eachother, and all blindly trudging through a violent snowstorm on a frozen fjord, each one towards a different goal, while the dramatic music picks up and tells you this is all very intense and important, and this kid watching doesn't know how or why this is happening or what anyone is doing or why they are doing it, or why everyone looks so grim and scared and sad and Anna is dying. It did a very good job illustrating the trouble that last act had with pacing. But goddamn did his whiny voice echoing through the theater really break the fucking mood.

Then a few minutes later
>Anna gets turned into ice
>everything is still for a moment
>then her last breath suddenly visibly puffs out of her mouth for a second
>several kids in the audience take that setup as their conditioned cue to laugh

Again, soured the mood. Kinda makes me worry about these kids ability to absorb what it is they're watching, too.

>>94061639
>could just not understand that the humans at the end were not the human kid's original family, no matter how many times their mom explained it

Hm. Yeah, I can see why they'd come to that conclusion. Though, damn, that must've made the scene much more confusing for them.

>>94062022
Naw, they were actually super hype about it. I think they didn't understand that his original family died, so they were just saying "It's his family!" over and over because they were happy he got reunited.

>>94056198
>>94056198
>Watching Civil War as a send off to a friend who is moving
>During the scene where Rhodey is falling, my friend says that someone is having a seizure
> I thought he meant Rhodey
>Some guy was actually having a seizure in the theater
>he ended up walking out assisted by the paramedics
>Alls well that ends well

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>>94056600
>doesn't like a movie about giant monsters
Should've slain the little fucker right then and there. Its part of little boy law to be obligated to liking dinosaurs, monsters, etc.

not really a /co/ movie
but
>see star wars movie
>newer ones
>this spacebattle starts with all the lighting and effects
>some parents brought their autistic kid into the cinema
>he starts screaming and crying what seems to be an epileptic seizure
>his parents reufse to help him or get him out
>people were so annoyed they threw popcorn at him

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>>94056600

>went to the movies with GF
>she wants to see The Dark Knight Rises
>i say "fuck it okay"

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>See Spider-Man 3
>It was bad.
>Group of friends want to go see Spider-Man 3.
>Okay fine. I'll sit through this shit again.
>Alright cool never again, let's go eat.
>Second group of friends want to see Spider-Man 3.
>"No. I don't want to see Spider-Man 3 again."
>"Come on man you have to."
>"No I don't. I'm not wasting money on that shit again."
>"Aww c'mon it can't be that bad."
>"It is."
>"Fine fine, I'll buy your ticket."
>"Oh come on man."
>"Dude just come."
>"Fucking hell, alright already Jesus Christ."
>There is an unfamiliar girl here.
>Who is this girl and why is she sitting next to me and not next to her
>She will not shut the fuck up during the entire movie and keeps asking me to explain shit.
>Keeps complaining about how Gwen kissed Spider-Man throughout the entire movie and that he was a cheating manslut.
>Wait a goddamn minute.
>Friend that asked me to come is making out with his date.
>Other friend is cuddling up with his date and they look like they want to do the same.
>Son of a fucking whore I just got roped into a blind date I didn't even know I was having until about the time Peter rips off the damn symbiote so that my friend could score with this annoying cunt's bestie.

Fuck movies.

I went and saw Sucker Punch in the theater when it came out and a popcorn fire forced them to stop the movie half an hour early.

>>94057756
Well, at least someone had fun watching Green Lantern.

>>94063330
Lucky you.

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>>94056198
>see Zootopia
>Shakira scene toward the end
>fucking kid in the right column of seats start loudly singing along
>had to "shhh" her

Also, everybody in the theater lost their shit at Gideon's comment on Judy's revelation.

>>94056198
Barnyard was great anon, don't let them tell you otherwise.

>>94061609
This, if the movie is shit, you can also shoot the shit with them.

>See Lego Batman this spring
>Bring whole family
>All very excited for it
>Enjoy ourselves for most of the film
>Batman is next to giant hole with all his friends connected by his leg
>Joker shows up
>screen goes black
>Something about Batman being a man of darkness
>Thought it was a joke
>Power actually went out
>Everyone's sad but still get readmission tickets
>Turns out some new kid used the wrong machinery and was fired

At least it was a day to remember

I can't even remember what film it was but it was something that was I think "deceptively" crude or violent as the gimmick. My friend got so concerned that two old women had walked into the wrong room that he ran down to their seats to explain the movie to them. Of course he walks back looking sheepish because they were where they wanted to be.

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>>94061728
>tfw my theatre had a little boy dressed as Superman
>mfw his Grandma consoles him as he cries with "It's okay, Superman isn't real."

>>94063325
I mean let's be honest, you saw the film twice. You weren't missing anything with her talking non-stop.

>>94064278
back in mah day grandmas were more prudish than this!

>>94057395
No way that's real... I refuse to believe

>>94061239
That was just your friend fapping to your handsomeness

>>94061271
I NEVER liked Godzilla or Apeshit back then and my parents bought me a Godzilla reboot binder

It's the same reason people might not like certain characters nowadays. They just don't

>>94061662
Wouldn't that make the couple fucking pedos? Stop touching your dick to this

>Go to theater to watch Nice Guys
>Sit through commercials
>Suddenly Seth Rogen's fat jew face appears on screen
>It's fucking Bad Neighbors 2
>Within 5 minutes, witnessed someone vomit during sex and DUDE WEED LMAO
>Theater staff publicly apologizes
>Sit around for 20 minutes
>Film restarts
>15 minutes of commercials
>IT'S FUCKING BAD NEIGHBORS AGAIN
>Movie stops and theater apologizes again
>Decide "Fuck it" and bail on my friends who I was with
>They called me after the movie
>Bad Neighbors played a 3rd time

I never got around to watching The Nice Guys.

>came to SF with family to watch Superman Returns on my birthday
>left a balloon in van who I drew Gengar's face
>I enjoyed the movie unironically. Plus young Clark was hot.
>there's something sticky in my seat. I even touched it.
>after movie we walked to our van in the dark night
>walked past a dominatrix bear with a mask and a bat
>van's windows were smashed and my Gengar died

>Took a girl out to see Hotek Transylvania because I really wanted to see it
>And partly because I figured no one else would
>Quickly realize the mistake I've made
>Theather is packed
>She and I are the only people there between the ages of 10 and 40
>Sit there awkwardly for the next 2 hours

>>94064305
>>94061728
Aww, that's so cute... I'm not sure why I chuckled

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>>94065353

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>>94056198
I've had the unfortunate experience of having to work in a cinema before. /co/ movies always attracted the weirdest shit.

There was a film released roughly around the whole Golden Compass time, Pathway to Z- something or other.

>Travelling gypsies always come in
>They'll buy a ticket to what ever, head up the back and spend entire time making out.
>Had to break it up more than a few times when it was obviously going too far.
>Lot of times they are literally brothers and sisters.
>One day two of them buy a ticket to some fantasy kid movie.
>whatever.jpg
>Twenty minutes later, people are screaming, running out of the screen, dragging crying children, livid fathers and mothers.
>Here comes my manager.
>"Hey anon, can you come here a moment please?"
>Follow him into the screen to show me what happened.
>During the film the guy has gotten up, went to the space between the audience and the screen, dropped his trousers and taken a massive shit right in front of everyone.
>It's huge, like an elephant just charged through. Stinks to high heaven.
>Both of us just staring at it. He turns to me and says "Y'know... someone is gonna have to clean that up"
>"Well you better find someone else because no where in my contract does it detail "Cleaning up gypsy shit" as part of the job.
>Turns out I was right, they had to get some special unit in to clean the place.

Weird shit like that, along with the constant fights made that job unbearable.

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>>94065526
>dont hide your shame.png
What, would you rather I have left it up?

>>94065575
peepee poopoo

>>94065598
uhhhhhh yes

When I went to go see Enchanted the projector messed up around 15 minutes in so I got to see the animated bit twice on the big screen.

Thankfully I've never had problems at the movies because I try to shoot for weekday matinees.

>>94061764
Little kids have always been pussies

Had a funny experience when watching rise of the planet of the apes. When the scene comes up where Caesar screams "no!" After he grabs the bad guy, a black guy in the audience just said "damn!". Made my day. https://youtu.be/JDbwEQG2cqI

>>94066980
Similar experience, exact movie and scene. My friends went to sit in the very first row.
On acid.
When the monkey screamed NO you could hear my friend yell OH MY FUCKING GOD in that moment of silence.
It was beautiful.


I was sober unfortunately.

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>Go to Lion King in 3D
>Genuinely excited to see one of my favorite movies on the big screen
>Some old fart sat a few rows from me and never turned off his phone
>Halfway though the movie, the 3D projection got distorted
>it was fixed with a loud, obvious split in the movie
>the split was when Simba was pleading for Ghost Mufasa to stay
>whole mood is ruined
>pic related mfw

Also, similar story
>Went to see Toy Story 3 in IMAX
>20 minutes in, the 3D starts flickering
>Without pausing the movie, but still muting the audio, some guy comes in and tells us that the projector is broken, we have to watch the rest of the movie in 2D
>Would've been total shit if it weren't for them giving everyone in the audience free IMAX passes
>tfw I got to see Tron Legacy for free

>>94061217
The kid was probably autistic, which is why you should never go to matinee showings

>go to see Spider-Man: Homecoming
>constipated so I'm already irritated
>freaking out because I'm going to be homeless
>get to my assigned seat
>seat next to mine there's a nu-male curled up like he's a girl in his bed at home
>watch movie
>Zendaya is awful with a worse "twist"
>get to Spider-Man in his suit
>Antifa next me whips out his phone and starts taking pictures through the entirety of the film
>movie ends
>me being tired of the Disney type movie say to my friend "I think I'm just about done with these movies"
>nu-male gives out a shocked "are you serious?"
>tell him to fuck off
>He gets all offended
>I start berating him
>He stands up and tries to square up
>I continue mocking from my seat
>He hits me the face with my popcorn bucket and storms off with his girlfriend who was begging him to ignore me through all of this
>wait until the end of the film to leave
>Hes waiting in the parking lot
>his girlfriend is begging for him to leave >He starts yelling at me
>I just walk to my car
>he follows a bit and gives up
>I drive out and get to the stop light
>he gets out of the passenger seat of his girlfriend's car
>starts banging on the window
>I just kind of look at him and drive off
I don't usually act this way so I feel like I would feel bad now if he hadn't been so pathetic

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I thought about going to see Wonder Woman here, but

>movie tickets are expensive (I'm not in the US, and inflation is a fucking bitch here)
>movie theaters are mostly low tier
>and they're all far from where I live

>go to see Smash-it Sam with firend
>night before we talk about fetishes
>tell him it's hot when a girls makeup starts running
>end if the movie happens and he give me a look like "you like that shit you sick fuck"

>>94056600
>Kid doesn't want to see a movie about monsters

Fucking hell, I'd be so ashamed of my son.

>>94068350
so he's the nu male but you're the one who was too pussy to fight him after talking shit? also this story is fake

>>94064210
I had the same thing with Spy Kids 3D, right where the villain said "Game over."
That was weird.
Didn't even get refunded.

>>94066874
no. when i was a kid i loved movies with big explosions, action, monsters etc, so did all of my friends. nowadays parents teach kids to be little faggots who are scared of their own shadows

>>94068897
Why would I waste my time fighting a nu-male?

>>94068897
>lol why didn't you keep giving an attentionwhore your attention???
Really faggot?
Furthermore, slapping someone in an area that most likely has camera surveillance is pants on head retarded. Especially if you just used your credit card there.

For all we know the numale could even be trying to provoke a beatdown deliberately just to sue, WBC style.

>>94064210
how did you know he was fired? businesses don't outright fire people on the spot. you're full of shit

>>94068897
I don't think anything good would've come out of indulging the nu-male's autistic chimpout over anon not liking the movie he likes.

>>94065412
I've started to notice an increasing trend in young couples going on dates to animated films. The majority of patrons are still kids, but a lot of times you'll notice the couples if you look for them.

When I saw Sing on Christmas day the entire audience was like 4 apparently unconnected sets of young adults on dates.

>movie gets to the fart scene
>theater is just dead fucking silent, no reaction had by anyone
>feels like you cut the uncomfortable awkwardness with a knife

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>come to /co/
>post an obviously fake story to try seem cool or interesting

>>94061999
>watch someone die
>laugh
Violence in videogames and comic books did this.

>opening night for force awakens with all my buddies
>one buddy spent his formative years doing coke and fucking his neighbors mom and sister
>has no idea what theater etiquette is
>movie starts he stands up and takes a selfie
>almost get kicked out
>kylo shows up and he ask is that Darth Vader
>ask if every major villain is a Vader
>credits roll
>wtf I watched the show with Kirk to prep for this and I didn't get it at all
I wish I was making this up

>Wait till the movie is almost out of the theater.
>Go at 10 AM
>Be the only person in the entire theater.

I do this to all the capeshit, but I tried this with sausage party.
>10 AM showing
>Only four people including me
>Old woman 70s,-80s walks in and sits directly next to me.
>I'm not autisic so I really only questioned it, and forgot about it.
>During any sexual jokes or that sex scene she stared at me intensely, as if she was judging me.

>>94060278
#NotAllWhitePeoplearerunninganundergroundbodysnatchingring.

>>94060509
It's not inappropriate to brutally murder someone who eats fruitloops like that.

>>94061146
My Parents were both Christians. My mother grew up with old monster movies and my dad grew up with comics. The only thing I wasn't allowed to see growing up was tits.

>>94056600
>daughter
DID NOT EXPECT THAT TWIST! The story makes me kind of mad though. I hate kids like that. You should have become buddies with that dad and gone on cool adventures. It's too bad that culture nowadays frowns upon this kind of stuff. Probably because they're afraid of young people learning things from older people.

>>94061502
>fluke generation that had no definitive identity of it's own
The internet has kind of made this a thing

>>94061728
That is so cute, I hope she got to see Wonder Woman.

>>94061949
>Some dude yells "Sit the fuck down! Pig!"
wow, someone hates fun.

>>94061999
Little kids haven't into'd complex emotions yet. My brother laughed at the scene in The Fellowship of the Ring where Sean Bean dies.

>>94069794
>one buddy spent his formative years doing coke and fucking his neighbors mom and sister
Lived the dream. Unless they were uggos.

>>94062145
Seizures are actually pretty common. Usually they aren't immediately life threatening. it's just where you are that complicates things. It sucks when it happens in a pool.

>>94070808
Nobody wants to watch some fat bitch, or anyone for that matter, dance like an autist to a movie. If I go to a movie, its to see a movie, not you. You have a right to act stupid, and everyone else has a right to not put up with it.

>>94065410
Wait, as in an actual bear?

>>94070679
I'm so glad they didn't kill him off. I'm hoping for some kind of team up thing later on. Keaton was great in this.

>>94070943
It's Spiderman 3.

>>94056475
YOUR A STUPID CORNDOG
AND I WIN

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>going to see Rogue One with pops
>comfy seats
>front row of the upper aisle
>leg room for days
>family in the very front row of the room
>agitated bald guy, inattentive wife, 2 toddlers
>every thing going good
>30 mins in
>kids start getting restless
>climbing over seats
>running around in the space up front
>screaming
>parents do nothing
>people saying shhh around them
>hour in
>still being little niggers
>me and dad get fed up, he hands me a the cap to his soda
>my dad and i were always good about flicking bottle caps
>aim for the dad
>hit the kid instead
>kid starts WAILING
>dad takes them out, was on a thin thread to begin with
>never came back
>probably beat his wife and kids that night

>>94071248
Being in the realm of being better than something doesnt make it not bad
Fat dancing autists are worse than Spiderman 3 anyways

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>>94056198
>cousins n i go to the hulk movie
>the poodle one
>full house
>a weird zen of shit movie and chill audience
>atmosphere shifts between laughing at the bad and booing the bad

>>94071312

You dindu nuffin. Shitty kids should know better than to act retarded during a movie.

>see guardians of the galaxy 2 alone
>get the cripple chair that can't lean back
>two mini niglets talk over the movie and fart on each other
>throw up in my mouth because it smells horrible due to their shit diet
>have to watch the movie again in the countryside with only quiet white people
>mfw /pol/ is always right
Don't go to the theater in a big city

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>>94068131
you know the workers gotta handle the IMAX gear in fucking body armor? if that shit drops/breaks it can result in a quartz shrapnel

>Went to see Rogue One with my parents.
>Fell asleep halfway through.

>>94061146
I-I'll watch movies with you...

>>94071378
Depends on how on point their parody was. Intentional or not.

>>94061146
Ya know, you're probably a huge piece of shit, too. Genetics and upbringing. Consider killing yourself. No offense, of course, you never stood a chance.

>me and two friends were bored one night
>decide to see ghost rider 2
>get to the theater
>only people there
>sit in the back and heckle the entire movie
>movie ends, lights come up
>pissed off couple two rows up shuffles out of the theater

We had no idea they were there. It was a fucking whale of a time though.

>>94071922
Were they dark skinned midgets?

>>94072157
No, just Mexicans.

>>94071625

>two mini niglets talk over the movie and fart on each other
>throw up in my mouth because it smells horrible due to their shit diet

>Future fart porn fetishists

>>94071785
This is the most true story,

>>94072451
Yeah... I'm not even sure what caused it, I just conked out halfway through.

>>94068350
Haha MCUcks are the funniest.

>>94071917
>killing yourself
>when having shitty parents only unlocks special secret jobs like drug dealer
Shit use of your skills desu. Have you played this game?

>>94061999
>be me
>go to see ET with my mum
>ET dies
>not a dry eye in the house
>except my mum is laughing so hard we nearly get kicked out
Some people just don't into drama. It's not new and it's not just kids.

>>94070868
>>94075135
Still not an excuse to shit on the scene for everybody else.

>>94074560
I guarantee that after all that bitching that dude's chick went and fucked her bull.

>>94060509
>killing that psycho bitch is supposed to be an emotional scene and not a rooting for him to choke that cunt out moment
laughing and cheering was a completely appropriate response to that moment

>>94069593
I went to see book of life with my girlfriend, thankfully the theater was empty. Then we saw Madagascar penguins on a cheap day show. We never went on a movie date again. Then she dumped me and went full lesbo

>>94056198
>went to see Finding Dory opening night
>pick a good spot in the middle of a row at the right height
>a few seats over, a small group of 25+ year old
>trailers for other movies start playing
>fat fuck from the group is easily amused and has a loud, annoying laugh
>Secret Life of Pets trailer comes on
>he's cracking up at the jokes
>realize the scene where the rabbit shit's himself is coming up
>be prepared for his laugh
>rabbit shit's himself
>guy let's out a fucking loud roar that I'm pretty sure the theater next door was able to hear
>mixed in the loads of kids laughing through out the theater

It was terrible knowing people actually found that funny.

>>94076038
lel

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>>94057395