This dude blocks your path and says "you and me punk,let's

>>94050701
Morons don't understand that modern high schools are different to those of yesteryear. If Peter laid him out, then he would be in trouble. That is why modern high school bullying is mostly taunts to try to get a reaction.

>>94050701
Honestly his portrayal seemed pretty spot on. Flash was always a cunt that taunted Peter, i don't remember him being a physical bully until the movie

>>94050818
This.

>>94050701
Give him points for being an accurate representation of both modern bullying and the majority-minority population of the real school the fictional one is based on.

>>94050701
>"you and me punk,let's go".

No thank you, I was raised to drop my shit in the toilet, not on the street.

>>94050911
>majority-minority population

...Wouldn't that just make them the majority?

Haven't seen the movie yet. Was their any cyber bullying in it?

>>94050967
20% Indian 20% Black 20% Hispanic 40% White

A majority made up of minorities

>>94050967
That is why the term exists.

grab him by the cock and balls and twist the genitals until he agrees to fuck off in return for the safe release of his cock and balls

Literally nothing.

The guy was harmless. The buttmonkey of most jokes even. So, I'll just ignore him like everybody else.

>>94051025
No.

>>94050701
WE GO

>>94050701
Shove the child out of my way. I'm like a foot taller.

>>94050701
>Start eating beef

>>94050701
Start pissing on him. He's a manlet and something I can't take seriously, hell in school I would have bullied him.

>>94050757
>About 36.3 percent of children experience pushing and shoving in lines or class, 32.4% report hitting, shoving, and kicking by peers, and 29.2% have been left out or ignored by classmates.
https://nobullying.com/bullying-statistics-2014/

>>94050818
>The time Flash challenged Peter to a boxing match
>The time he wanted to punch Peter in the face, but Liz Allen told him it wasn't worth the trouble
>All the times he told Peter if he keeps talking he'll lay him out
>Literally called him "Puny Parker" and dangled his physical size over Peter

Why say things that are not true?

As someone who got out of high school two years ago and was bullied in that time...it's still a lot more physical than you guys seem to think.

>>94050701
Tell him that he only directed 2 good movies in his carrer, and that "Signs" sucked

>>94050701
Start looking around for the real Flash Thompson.

>>94050701
Punch him in the mouth, rip is underwear up his asscrack and steal that jacket, then put the boots to him OG style.

t.bully from twenty years ago.

>>94050701
unzip penis, and tell him to bend over so I can park it in his driveway

>>94051771
>naming examples of Flash taunting Peter
You're only proving his point.

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>>94050701
Give him the spare roll of toilet paper I have in my car for emergencies.

>>94051820
So... 6th Sense and Split?

>>94051771
>threatening violence but not actually acting on it
So taunting him without getting physical.

>>94051799
Nope

You're just that lame.

>>94051912
You're not disproving my point.

>>94050701
Presuming equivalent ages?
"poo goes in the loo, Apu"
And then get expelled and sent to juvie for racism

Or, more realistically, cock an eyebrow wondering what the fuck this child is up to and continue on my way

Lament that we'll never get Agent Venom in the movies because no one would ever buy this shit stain as a war hero.

>>94051937
No need to. It's obvious to everyone on this thread your that much of a faggot.

>>94051912
read
>>94051763

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>>94050701
Sweep his legs.

>>94051992
See >>94051912

>>94051937
Shut up, geek. The toilet won't lick itself!

I never bullied anyone in my life, but somehow I just need to fucking end you!

>>94052038
Yeah, now, y'see, this is something that no one would actually say in a modern high school. It'd be faggot, retard or gay.

Realistically, all Peter had to do is to remind him he's too dumb to even be considered a serious replacement of him on the team, that he's merely a miserable benchwarmer not good enough to get over a deserter. And keep roasting him with bench jokes.

>>94050701
Look up his address in the student directory, then fuck his mom.

>>94052102
That's because it's a TV line. The kind of shit no one utters in reality, it is just to goddamn goody.

>>94052123
>dangling into bestiality just for the sake of teasing a fat pajeet

>>94051965
He's an actor you fucking moron every damn fake military badass you've ever seen on tv is a pussy stfu

>>94050701
Flick his nose and slap his bitch ass until he starts crying curry tears and runs back to the 7/11

>>94052195
I'm talking about the character, not the actor.

>>94052237
>>94051826
>>94051108
>>94051681
>testicular claw
>golden rain
>steal his underwear
>slap his ass
Why are you faggots so fucking homo?

>>94050701
I block your airway until you can't make "blocks your path" threads any more

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>>94050701
Challenge him to a downhill competition.

TRIPLE

BLACK

DIAMOND

>>94052187
A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do.

>>94052316
homoeroticism is inherent to male on male combat.

>>94052315
And I'm saying that if the script is good and he's a good actor he would pull it off, if they went that route atleast.

>>94052421
We understand anon, you like dicks.

>>94052421
Ali, not everyone's national sport is oil wrestling.

>>94051877
>The time Flash challenged Peter to a boxing match
Anon this happened, also there a lot of times were Flash was about to punch Peter, but he always dodge

>>94052715
>literally taunting him into a fistfight without actually physically harming him
Yeah, no.

>also there a lot of times were Flash was about to punch Peter, but he always dodge
Now, if you can bring proofs about this one then I'll concede the point.

>>94052316
/co/ has always been gay, stupid newfag

>>94052835
>/co/ has always been gay
>you are in /co/
Ha! You're gay!

>>94052451
>>94052651
>met with the truth of male conflict
>instead of simply accepting this overly well-received truth
>anons dig a hole and futilely spews a projection
A man conquering another man is to pierce the defeated man's soul and sexuality with a winning vigor that can only be described as phallic. Do you honestly wish to dig yourselves even deeper into your holes of rejection, anons? I don't see why you would, I've spoken the truth and if you don't believe me, simple watch a video where a man is fighting another man. You will see two men trading blows in the "physical sense" but when you close your eyes and listen to the sound of the impact driven by their unequal need to dominate, you will see the greater picture, the penetration, the submission of the weak, and the clear cut conquering by a broken spirit by a superior spirit, this superior spirit would be called the "The Roman Spirit".

>>94052874
>you are in /co/
Ha! You're gay!

>>94052908
Sorry, I'm actually in /x/, gayboy.

>>94052877
And once again I'm glad I'm straight. You faggots are always this melodramatic.

>>94050701
Outta the way , Poo Poo Pajeet.

>>94052995
Sorry, you're actually in reddit, gayboy. Peace.

>>94053101
Actually we're in tumblr, but whatever, gayboy.

>>94051974
Yeah, listen to the guy who watches capeshit movies, he knows well enough what makes a faggot.

>>94053126
Stop before we get any more gayer

>>94053199
>anon was actually a legit faggot
kek I was in for one of those endless shitposting endurance bouts not gay roleplaying.

Literally off yourself, faggot.

>>94052833
What are talking about during the first runes of Spider-Man there a boxing match between Peter and Flash, Peter dodge so fast that Flash is actually impress, Peter even hit him, but then realize that this could blow his cover, so he let's Flash win the match

>>94051052
Holy shit. Unironic Cartman logic.

>>94053320
The best part is that he probably thinks blacks get along with spics and indians well enough to plot against poor whitey.

>>94053290
>Literally off yourself, faggot.
What would be the point of offing yoursely in gay heaven, gayboy? Do you believe in super gay heaven?

>>94053313
Then post the page so I can give you your medal.

>>94050757
i'm bleeding! making me the victor!

>>94050757
If that were true how come Peter didn't shoot the school?

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>>94053393

>>94053456
How did they got into a boxing match anyway?

>>94051909
>Boxing isn't physical
>Implying Liz didn't stop him from hitting Peter

>>94053484
Gym class, Flash wanted and excuse to finally beat Peter without getting in trouble

>>94052833
Read the Ditko/Lee issues you fucking summerfaggot.

>>94053513
Nice.

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>>94053527
>i-i know some names! y-you're all newfags!!!!!
And you dare to call someone else a summerfaggot.

>>94050701
Wait for him to throw a punch, grab his wrist, twist it into a wrist lock, apply pressure to the back of his elbow with other hand. If he resists just sweep his legs and put his chest on the ground and my knee in the small of his back. He doesn't seem like someone who deserves having his arm or anything else broken. Humiliation should be good enough to teach him a lesson.

>>94053592
>Some names

Literally the run that has every possible example for everything you're arguing. Stop being a lazy Jew and requiring scans for fucking everything.

>Give me an example
>Cite example
>B-BUT I NEED A SCAN

Go fucking read it. You'd question your own birth if I asked for a scan of the certificate.

Why are there so many retards in this thread acting like a tiny brown wimp like this is in any way accurate to Flash's character? Is it just virtue signalling?

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>>94053801
>b-believe in everything anon says without any kind of proofs because he also named two famous people!
This is the faggot who dares to call other people "summerfags" while being the biggest one of them all kek

>>94053892
Why are you pretending to care about Flash's character while calling it capeshit in just about any other thread? Concern trolling?

>>94053892
The ones desperately trying to defend it don't read comics, and they think that reading a paragraph on Wikipedia gives them an insight to the character no one else has.

>>94053892
What about you actually read the thread you illiterate idiot?

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>>94053932
>he also named two famous people

Holy hell, what board did you wander from?

>>94054053
Probably /a/ or /tv/.

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>>94054053
>can't keep up
>w-what board you come from?!!!
You always this fucking stupid?

>>94053957
Anonymous is the default name, newfriend. Not every post you see is by the same person.

>>94050757
They seemed like they intended for him to be Peter's dickhead academic rival, but they lost track and just wrote regular Flash except he's Peter's academic rival instead of a jock

I mean if he's his academic rival it makes sense for him to hate Peter since they're rivals and Peter still keeping up with him despite always flaking. Imagine his anger when he finds out Peter gets an internship to Stark and not him? Like instead of being a straight up stereotypical bully he's more passive aggressive and belittles Peter when he can, in ways people might mistake as friendly but really he's just being a jerk.

But no, he just happens to be a regular bully who's also smart

>>94053401
You know the rules.

>>94053892
>accurate
Who are you quoting?
Most of the 'retards' in this thread have just stated that high schools are different than they were in the 60s.

A radical notion, I know.

>>94054108
That's some nice damage control.

>>94054027
I already have, chimp. That's why I'm asking why the posters aren't making any sense.

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>>94052195

>>94054213
Read >>94054186

Fucking idiot.

>>94054203
Indeed. Blaming it on crossboarding because you can't come up with a comeback.

>>94054186
They must have changed a lot since eight years ago then, because people were getting into fights all the time when I was in school.

>>94054244
So you admit that his character is entirely wrong and as a result the movie suffers as a Spider-Man adaptation?

>>94054385
I won't even ask what kind of mental gymnastics you're doing to reach that conclusion since the post I linked had nothing to do with that, but alas, you must be that desperate for validation.

>change character's race
>shitstorm
>make him a shitty forgettable character
>cut yourself off from being able to do Agent Venom later on

I'd expect this from the DCEU. How the tables have turned.

>>94054521
>cut yourself off from being able to do Agent Venom later on
>implying they have the rights to do any kind of venom-related plot
I'm not defending the blackwashing, but even without it Agent Venom wouldn't be in the MCU so complaining about it is silly.

>>94050701
Wait fifteen years, keep tabs on him, eat his first born.

>>94054868
Too much effort, just poo his house.

>>94055077
But that's how they say hello.

>>94055102
Poo his dad's car too.

>>94055077
kek

Congratulations anon! I wholeheartedly gift you this (you)!

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>>94050701
try....I will break you

>>94054108
Considering you called Lee and Ditko "two famous people" like it's not a source, I'd say /tv/.

>>94054291
>Implying that was me

You're so retarded that you responded to the wrong anon.

>>94053427
>Flash Thompson: How's it going BENIS PARKER?
>Beter: Try saying that again! *unzips illegally obtained assault glock (banned in 49 states)*
>Drake from Drake and Josh: Whoa, just take it easy man!

>>94050701
Come on, the weird little trollish looking freak that clearly can never get anyone to touch his dick no matter how much money his dad has is not going to really intimidate anyone.

In reality everyone else there would be laughing at his attempt to be big and bad.

>>94056284
Happened in the movie actually.
I don't remember anyone actually "respecting" Flash.

>>94054181
>But no, he just happens to be a regular bully who's also smart
He's not really smart, clearly far below Peter, he's nothing more than a manlet.

>>94050701
>Just one anonymous phonecall and you are on a terror watch list Habib....

>>94050701
I say "you've got a lot of nerve calling him 'Penis Parker', when your first name, 'Flash' literally means to whip your dick out in public" except I have social anxiety and I stumble on my words and accidentally insult my self...spilling spaghetti the whole way to the bus.

>>94056314
His pretending to be a DJ at the party would pretty much make him the cringiest freak in the school

>>94051952
he's guatamalan

>>94052010
Statistics > your opinion

>>94056429
And don't forget the teacher dropping him out of the main team when Peter came back. And of course the scene where his automobile gets stolen.

His character was a joke.

>>94056476
My opinion > Your opinion.

>>94050701
Oh my goodness... Look at all DAT diversity!

>>94053401
>Justin Trudeau in high school

why did they cast so many ugly people?

shit was distracting

>>94054182
rules don't apply outside /v/

>>94056712
>little brother actually asked me why "Peter liked blacks?"

>>94056751
as a spic who has never been to the U.S, the movie made it look like highschools are 40% black and 30% asian

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Flash was one of the worst parts of this movie, didn't portray him accurately, all he really did was say "dude penis parker lmao" and then slapped Peters ass. Next JJ is gonna be on anti depressants and act like a 2nd father figure to Peter and he thinks Spiderman is his senpai instead of bitiching at him constantly

>>94050701
punch him in the gut and grab his johnson and whisper in his ears, "get out of the way, little girl."

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>>94055890
kek

>>94057142
Make Jameson a homosexual beta Asian that writes puff piece editorials about Spider-Man in hopes that he might one day get an autograph (and maybe something more).

>>94050701
How the fuck do you even take any man wearing purple clothes seriously? And he's a manlet too.
"Flash" is the one who'd get bullied in this instance.

>>94050757
Fuck off idiot, you still have to have social power to successfully bully people verbally. Flash is disliked by his own peer group and a manlet while Peter is adored by it and is also ripped, there's no reason Flash should have any social influence to steer anyone away from Peter.

>this ugly little Indian who nobody likes is constantly insulting the best member of our team who everybody is on good terms with, let's all take his side and not totally ostracize the loser

>>94059053
Tell that to the Joker!

>>94051052
>the world is made up of two races
>white and not white
Can't tell if bait.

>>94056430
You never called your Japanese friends Germans before?

People seem to get annoyed at being called the wrong ethnicity more than being called their own

>>94051886
>not listing unbreakable

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Forget Agent Venom, I wanna see how MCU Sally Avril becomes Bluebird.

>>94050757
You get like 3, maybe 2 free fights before it really matters.
Just make them count.

>>94061227
Yes, that's correct. Civilisation and barbarism. At the end of the day that's all that matters. Or would you rather live in say, China, India, Saudi Arabia or D.R. Congo?

>>94061316
At this point, I wouldn't want to live in Germany, England, France, or Sweden

>>94050701
Why is Flash a chubby indian manlet?

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>>94050701
Beg him to not blow himself up and tell him that there is more to life than being a suicide bomber.

>>94050757
were you bullied anon-kun? seems like it.

>>94050701
Why couldn't a genius like Parker just verbally destroy a trash talking wuss like that?
What's the point of Flash if he's not physically imposing?

>>94050701
I'd punch you, but I wouldn't want to get poo on my hand.

>>94061316
Would you rather live in Japan or Ukraine? South Korea or Belarus? UAE or Portugal?

>>94050701
I'd just pick the little guy up and deposit him in the nearest trash can

>>94060810
Joker at least has an excuse of being one of the most successful serial killers/mass murderers in fiction who constantly tangles with a guy who has defeated all kinds of martial artists, elite ex-military and various above average if not superhuman freaks.
Criticizing his fashion would be a death sentence.

Penis Parker was a pretty sick burn desu

>>94050967
There is no majority. That is what the term means. It is the last stop before Balkanization.

>>94050818
This. People think the Raimi movies are true to the comics when they're really some of the least faithful adaptations out there (which is probably why they were so good.)
Classic Flash was a popular asshole who mocked Peter for being a virginal sperg with no friends.

>>94050701
I hear that Asian girl is supposed to be Silk.

>>94050701
This screenshot feels oddly Power Ranger-esque.

>>94065067
I hear fatman over there is supposed to be Doc Ock, and the kid in the wheelchair is future Professor X.

>>94065067
>>94065209
I hear dead people.

>>94050701
tip him over using my pinky

>>94050701
Pocket sand