Oh shit! You're standing between Sadie and the last doughnut on Earth. Her fat ass wants it and she'll go through you to get it.
You can choose one /co/ related character to protect you.
I'd give it to her. I like Sadie (AND her fat ass) so maybe it'll help get on her good side.
THIS IS KATANA SHE HAS MY BACK I WILL ADVICE NOT TO GET KILLED BY HER THE SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HER VICTIMS
all jokes aside, this is genuinely one of the least appealing character designs i've ever seen
>>94043752
>TELL ME ABOUT KATANA
>WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>>94043691
Why is her face melting?
>>94043691
/co/ is full of fat fetishists anon, you haven't thought this through at all.
>>94043691
Couldn't I just stand aside and let her have it?
Easy.
>>94044915
she just had a stroke *sshole, be more sensitive
>>94043691
SU probably has the ugliest character designs I've ever seen
>>94043691
I'll just let her have it. It's just a doughnut.She'll let me have that ass in return.
easy
>>94044815
>WHOLE LOT OF LOYALTY FOR ONE OF WALLER'S GOONS
>>94045597
name 5
>>94043691
>Last doughnut on Earth
Doesn't she make them in the store along with Lars at one point? Pretty sure she's the new source of donuts seeing as all the others have vanished.
>>94044815
She likes to use it to steer conversations on why the Nanking Massacre was a lie, and that working women were treated well during the occupation.
>>94043691
I step aside.
She can have it. The things are disgusting to me.
I'd even invite her to a proper piece of cake.
>>94044915
That's just what the average SU character looks like
>>94043691
Literally anyone, being obsessed with food isn't one of her character traits.
You fucked up OP, should've picked Amethyst.
>>94045990
Lars
Sadie
Bismuth
Amethyst
Smoky Quartz
>>94045990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Steven_Universe_characters
>>94046353
>you
>you
>you
>you
>you
>>94046402
>thinking Bismuth and Smoky Quartz look good in any way
>>94043691
This thing is legitimately disgusting
>>94043691
what the fuck is wrong with her chin
>>94046402
>Sadie
>Smoky Quartz
>Pearl
>Steven
>Peridot
>>94048979
> season 1 art
>>94046545
>Wondering why an alien race doesn't always look appealing
HMMMM
>>94049003
that's no excuse for poor design
(not him btw)
>>94049128
characters not being hot to you isn't "poor character design" unless it's porn
>>94043691
>protect
No, I just need someone who can grant wishes.
I wish for a dick thick and long enough to bury in Sadie's pillowy crotch hole that I can see it distending her fat tummy
>>94044815
dead meme walking
>>94043691
Lars.
>>94049003
So you're admitting this show is ugly?
>>94050870
>b-b-but they're supposed to be ugly