Disney shills don't understand why some people prefer the

I'd top Tom Holland's bottom.

>>94030612
>comparing a youtube blender animation to a movie
For what purpose?

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>>94030810
To be bait

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>Raised webbing
>Basketball texture
>Static eyes

Homecoming has too much CGI filter, but everything else about the costume is better.

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>>94030612
I personally never liked either the elevated webbing or the basketball textures on the Raimi/Amazing suits, respectively.

MCU's spidey suit was perfect texture, even if the minor tacticool elements. Granted, the CGI could have been better, but the animated eyes were worth it and the webbing actually looked like what pre-Raimi Spiderman suits would have.

>>94030859
>>94030859
Spider is too small

Raised webbing is cool

Shillcoming is underperforming

>>94030612

Digital filters are the bane of modern film making.

the new one is better except the logo is fucking terrible

>>94030612
Can I have top with bottom's eyes?

>>94030915
web pits :^)

>>94031003
web pits are fucking gay

So is there any particular reason he called himself Spider-Man? I know he got bit by a spider, but literally no one else in the world knows that. If he took the spider logo off his chest and came up with a different name for his web shooters, he could have called himself whatever he wanted.

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>>94030915
>Raised webbing is cool
No. It clutters up the design.

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>>94031024
found the man with no taste

>>94030612
No matter where you stand on this issue, we can all agree that amazing spider man 1 and 2 was the worst of the 3 filmss

Raised webbing legit just looks better in motion. Even when it wasn't actually CG, MCU Spider-Man's suit just has that rubbery CG look all the time and I hate it.

>>94031058
>he says while posting 60's cartoon Spider-Man that didn't have web pits.
Nobody uses web pits in the adaptations because they're fucking gay.

>>94030854
Homecoming's costume looks fake even on the few occasions it's real.

>>94031064
>we can all agree
No we can't because Homecoming was a clothes-hanger abortion. Holland can't deliver quips let alone act.

>>94031031
Why go for another theme when he got his powers from a spider, can stick to walls and created a material that looks and functions suspiciously like spider web?

No one knows Batman got scared by some bats one time either.

>>94030854
Static eyes are better you goddamn retard. That's how they canonically are, the only reason he expresses his eyes sometimes is because of toon force and only the reader notices. That's why in every emotional scene in the comic the eyes are static.
>basket ball texture
>raised webbing
I don't see how any of these are bad.

>>94031024
Reported

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>>94030612
Stupid fag doesn't understand that people can like both

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>>94031122
If i had a Homecomming image that read Shut The Fuck Up I would use it.

>>94030612
the bottom might be cgi, yes, but the top still looks shitty. metal webbing and glass eyes is ugly as hell.

>MCU fags will defend them shitting all over If This Be My Destiny
>MCU fags will defend Aunt May finding out Peter is Spider-Man over a joke.
>MCU fags will defend killing off the Unmockable Shocker
>MCU fags will defend Peter acting so wildly out of character.
>MCU fags will defend tacticool
>MCU fags will defend all the shitty tech upgrades
>MCU fags will defend Peter sucking Tony's cock
>MCU fags will defend Peter having a fucking AI.

I don't understand how one group of people can be so deluded. This was such a shitty adaptation.

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>>94031200
>muh web pits
they look like shit. As expected from fucking gay web pits

>>94031167
So static eyes are better simply because they're canon, which is debatable (often they're not and comics are a static medium, when he's animated the eyes are always expressive) but raised webbing and basketball texture gets a pass?

>>94031031
Because it's dramatic and marketable for a wrestler who wants to make the big shots.

tom holland is a spider child, we need a spider man

>>94031242
you don't have to understand, and we're not going to stop having different taste to you

>>94031271
>but raised webbing and basketball texture gets a pass?

Because there's no way to tell if that's how they are in the comics. It would be drawn the same way either way.

>>94031289
Toby was a Spider-Manchild.

>>94031305
They're unnecessary and ugly additions.

BONESAW IS READY

>>94031242
damn dude, you really went through the time to type all that? not a pasta or bait?

>MUH DIFFERENT OPINIONS, HOW DARE PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE, GRRRRRRRR

>>94031242

>>94031298 is right. Nobody gives a fuck about Tom Holland's Spider-Man. In Homecoming, Peter Parker is a prop who delivers shitty quips and that's enough for them. Nobody is watching this movie looking for Spider-Man. They just want RDJ and MCU references they can point out to friends.

>>94031328
How? They make the suit pop and look better without adding random black lines.

>>94031328
Just like web pits.

>>94031167
His eyes move in the comics.

Stupid casual.

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>>94031372
One of the billion images I have.

>>94031372
Not canonically, /tv/. As I already stated (if you read the fucking post) it's only because of toon force and no one but the reader can notice it moving. It's like if they were to make a live action Sailor Moon and they actually did the giant cartoon sweat mark, but they explain it away as Sailor Moon having a robotic hologram that creates constructs based off emotions. It's fucking stupid.

>>94031315
True, fuck man why can't there be a good spider-man

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>>94031395

>>94030915
mad dc fag is mad

>>94031395
You see those funny markings on the page? Those are called words you're supposed to read them. It says, "they can hear it in his voice"
They don't see his eyes moving that's a styistic choice by the artist In-Universe it's his VOICE that tells them he's mad.

>>94031416
Out of touch old stooges think that they need to re-invent Spider-Man to be with the times.

>>94031407
Are you are a retard? Rami got critized for static eyes and no humor.

Romita drew his eyes moving before your dad was sperm.

>>94031372
>his eyes don't move in the comics

filthy casual summerfag

>>94031353
The suit pops because of its colors and symmetrical design, not the silver cage wrapped around it.

Considering this Parker is supposed to have made it himself, what reason could he possibly even have to meticulously add raised webbing to 50% of the suit, even the fucking fingers?

>>94030612
That is one shitty digital suit. I have to say.

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BRAVO

>>94031427
Lol. Are you srs try to downplay source material.

Highly deluded homo, mad Disney did the eyes better. Now using mental gymnastics about other stuff. Yet avoid the eyes I shown.

Even cartoon did it. Kys casual.

>>94031443
The people criticizing him were wrong. The eyes are static in continuity. Only the reader can see the eyes moving, what's so hard about that to comprehend?

>>94031448
Maybe cause it's a movie? Relax man.

>>94031242
The real Shocker is still alive.

>>94031348
yeah that's totally it, man. you hit the nail on the head. no way anyone just enjoyed it for what it was and wasn't going in expecting a perfect Spidey film after 6 adaptions which progressively got worse with each release.

>>94031427
>It's a stylistic choice
Because the artist isn't an idiot and realizes Spider-man's eyes need to show emotion.

In the movie they give an explanation for why the eyes can zoom in, because they also realize Spider-Man's eyes are better when they show emotion, it's the same fucking thing - it's done for visual appeal alone.

>>94031463
>>>/pol/

>>94031031
Why would he call himself anything else?
What else would he call himself?
"Say, frog man, how'd you get your powers?"
"Radioactive spider bite"
"... Then why do you call yourself frog man?"
*Shrug*

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>>94031484
And why do you think the reader is shown the eyes moving?

Could it be because it's more engaging and looks better?

>>94031549
Because it's an artistic choice. Ever notice how whenever there's a serious moment the eyes go static?

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>>94030612
Billion more.

>>94031565
So, they still move? They're still constantly used to show expression. Whenever Spider-Man is surprised they widen, when he's angry they turn to slits.

>>94031569
You know you posting these doesn't disprove anything anyone has said because they already addressed it, right?

>>94031504
Yeah, but it's a movie. Giving it an In-universe explanation is fucking retarded. People wouldn't give a fuck if his eyes were emoting without an explanation.

>>94031596
No, the reader perceives them as changing depending on the artist.

>>94031372
>namefag calling someone else a stupid casual

>>94031611
Meant to send this to >>94031591

>>94031565
>it's an artistic choice
A choice every single Spider-Man artist has agreed on.

If the static eyes are so great and essential to Spider-man, how come every animated adaption has gone for moving ones?

>>94031599
>Giving it an In-universe explanation is fucking retarded.
Why?

>>94031489
Mook#1 fucking died and Mook#2 ain't gonna call himself the fucking Shocker like this is pro-wresting after seeing Mook#1 get vaporized. There is going to be no Shocker. He got mocked and that's the end of it.

>>94030612
The bottom just looks too much like rubber CG.

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Combine this suit with MCU's eye movement tech and you've got the perfect spider-man suit.

>>94031651
Because it's fucking pointless and best. The in-universe justification is it's tactical use. Then why are they reacting to any emotional responses? Again nobody would have cared if we didn't get an explanation.

>>94031632
>A choice every single Spider-Man artist has agreed on.
Bull fucking shit they have. Only some artists use it, not all of them, read a comic. Spider-artists like Ditko, Paul Lee, and Phil Jimenez don't.

>If the static eyes are so great and essential to Spider-man, how come every animated adaption has gone for moving ones?
TAS

>>94031683
Agreed

>>94031702
It's just a small throwaway line. And don't say people wouldn't have fucking shat on it if they had simply been magically moving like Deadpool's.

>>94031683
Big eye Spidey is how it's supposed to be. Sony/Marvel need to fuck off with that gay shit little spider eyes.

>>94030612
Shut up, Avi, go ruin Venom again

>>94031747
Except nobody shit on Deadpool for it.
it's just a comic movie, you don't need to explain every little detail. Besides who would drop a movie just because the eyes move without explanation? Not general audiences.

>>94031048
I'll take the raised webbing over that other shit. Looks like it was drawn on with a dying sharpie marker.

>>94031783
Nigger, that's a picture of Peter Parker thinking about his work as Spider-Man. What you just described has literally never happened.

>>94031048
I'll never understand how someone can defend this garbage design

>>94031864
Because it doesn't have ugly web pits.

>>94031864
It's actually real and not CGI.

>>94031427
>>94031167
this is autism

>>94030612

Jokes on you fuckos, i like them both. Oh... oh god... am I... becoming an indifferent normie?! No! It can't be true! It has to be a lie!

>>94031922
Apparently stating facts is autism now. Go figure.

>>94031922
lol

>>94031921
except for the times when it was

>>94031864
It looked good in action.

>>94031960
>spider-man moving eyes being invisible to everyone but the reader is a fact
???

>>94031921
That has zilch to do with the actual design

>>94031864
>I'll never understand how someone can defend this garbage design

Because aside from the raised webbing and the webbing color change, it's virtually identical to the comic Spider-Man.

>>94032004
It is. That's why it's never referenced, like, at all. And that's why whenever there's a serious moment the eyes go static. That's also why (and this is the biggy) some artists don't do them.

>>94032016
Doesn't have random tacticool lines.

>call it a Spider-Man movie
>doesn't even let him sell pizzas
What a blunder!

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>>94032190
OH NOOOOOOO! DOCTOR CONNOR'S CLASS!

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>>94030612
I think all three versions have their own strengths.
But related, I think homecoming was too lighthearted.
Campy as it might be, Ramis version handled the growing up part much better, balancing his hero life and the sacrifices he has to make.

>>94032256
What do you suppose Doctor Connor's class was like?

>>94032316
Connor's kept trying to change the conversation so that he could talk about his arm and cry.

>>94032261
This, Hollandman lucked out and everything in his life was lollipops and primroses.
Got kinda boring. They should have taken a REAL cue from the Ultimate Comics and have his youthful idealism be ripped apart by an evil (legally) untouchable crime boss who kicked the shit out of him.

>>94032374
I really wanted to see Raimi bring on the Lizard. It was so obvious he would have done it.

>>94032388
Well apparently, they wanted to take things slow with Spider-Man, less high-stakes. They'll probably up the ante with the next film, although considering they apparently have no desire to use previous villains used by Sony, it's hard to imagine how that'd work out. That means they don't want to use Goblin, Ock, Venom, Sandman, Lizard or Electro.

I mean. Shit. Who else IS there? Mysterio?

>>94032763
R-Rated Carnage movie yeah right

>>94031463
wrong board, faggot

>>94032763
The Scorpion seems to suggest himself.
Kraven?
Prowler?
That Spot guy?

>>94032790
Well, no. That IS a thing. It's been stated that Carnage will be Venom's nemesis in his movie. So it'll happen, it's just that Spider-Man will have nothing to do with it.

>>94032763
Black Cat?
Morbius?

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>>94032844
>it's just that Spider-Man will have nothing to do with it.
Can't wait!

>>94032841
>Scorpion
Actually, yeah, I forgot about that. Could happen, but Gargan in Homecoming seemed too small-time and incompetent to be much of a threat to Peter, even with an exosuit.

>Kraven
Sony wants to make a Kraven movie, and that may be an issue.

>Prowler
Do you seriously believe Prowler could carry a film? Dude was a two-bit crook who just wanted a small firearm for hold-ups.

>Spot
Now you're talking.

>>94032851
>Black Cat
Nope. They're making a Black Cat/Silver Sable chick flick. So, yeah.

>Morbius
I feel like it's a bit early for that.

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>>94032763
His Time Has Come.
Who do we cast as the Hypno-Hustler?

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What did raimi mean by this

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>>94032763
This is White Rabbit's time to shine!

Wait. /co/ hates homecoming? I thought it was the best spiderman movie so far.

>>94033113
Lol you're a faggot

>>94030612
>Disney shills don't understand why some people prefer the top over the bottom
yeah, Disney shills always did liked getting Screwed over.

>>94033113
Worse adaptation we've gotten thus far.

Homecoming was made bad on purpose so they can argue that they NEED to re-do origin stories every few years instead of just doing a "James Bond" type deal with capeshit.

>>94033171
Really? How come? I thought it was pretty much the perfect Spiderman movie

>>94031048
No it doesn't, it accentuates it. Some of the close-up shots of his hands really makes it stand out.

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>>94031200
You can use this for the time being.

>>94032841

>The Spot

The Spot is amazing, it's basically Action Eye Candy: The Character.

>>94031427
>>94031167
You are aware there is a explanation for the eyes in the movies, right?

>>94033204
Holland doesn't act like anything Peter should act like. He interacts with the rest of the universe all wrong. His supporting cast is either non existent or so much different then how they should be that they might as well be different characters. The feel is all wrong. They don't have the heart of the Spider-Man franchise down. The entire thing was just a massive let down.

>>94033376
That's part of the problem.

>>94031463
Fuck, where is this movie even set, New York City? Jesus Christ, that's too much diversity for America!

>>94033396
Maguire doesn't act anything like Peter should act like. He interacts with the rest of the universe all wrong. His supporting cast is either non existent or so much different then how they should be that they may as well be different characters. The feel is all wrong. They don't have the heart of the Spider-Man franchise down. The entire thing was just a massive let down.

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>>94030612
I know I'm going to get shit on for saying this but that's because the first 2 Raimi Spider-Man films were actual films with a competent and intelligent director. As much as I liked Spider-Man: Homecoming, it feels more like a product than anything. The cinemaphotography is bland, the music is forgettable, the action set pieces aren't very creative, and the director is a literally who. There's no way they were ever going to top the Raimi films. When people say "The Raimi films have heart", it isn't just some gay shit. Those films legitimately had charm to them. You'll never have extras who over act their 10-29 second scenes, memorable music, and interesting character drama in any of the new Spider-Man films because Sony and Marvel are too busy trying to make the easiest consumer friendly movie possible. Spider-Man has become a shadow of what it once used to be and maybe that's why he isn't the super seller he once was. I'll always love Spider-Man but these new movies will never top the first two for me.
People hate on the Raimi films that the most retarded shit ever
>Ugh the costume has raised webbings
>Peter Parker looks too old
>It's too cheesy and not dark enough
>Not comic actuate (ie no webshooters, Green Goblin looks like a Power Ranger, Mary Jane isn't Peter's first love)

>>94033454
>Maguire doesn't act anything like Peter should act like.
Debatable.
> He interacts with the rest of the universe all wrong.
No he doesn't.
>His supporting cast is either non existent or so much different then how they should be that they may as well be different characters.
Completely false.
>The feel is all wrong. They don't have the heart of the Spider-Man franchise down.
Also false.

Do opposing opinions hurt your feelings that much?

>>94033500
Really? Okay. Show me the part in the comics where Peter uses poetry to convey his feelings for Mary Jane. Show me where the films' Mary Jane acts ANYTHING like the MJ from the comics. And Otto. And Harry.

The only character who really gets it anywhere near right is JJ.

>>94030612
How's BO going?

I heard it was underperforming?

>>94033553
$469.9m so far.

>>94033592
How's that?

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>>94033543
Are you implying Peter /wouldn't/ try to do something romantic like that?

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>>94033543
Are you implying the only reason why Otto is evil isn't because of the accident?

>>94031596
Um you aware it moves in the comics ? Besides I'm always right. Marvel stated the eyes moves.


You can defend your movie all you want but you're wrong. Also no web shooters in your movie brah, basketball textures in yours.

So comic accurate.

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>>94033543
Are you implying Harry Osborn wouldn't go mad with revenge to kill his father's killer?

>>94033592
Well it hasn't completed its run yet. It had an exceptionally strong opening weekend, but its second week was abysmal.

>>94033655
Are you aware that only the reader is aware of the eye movements? Like I've tried to explain a million times before? It is canonically static to the rest of the universe. That's like saying a giant cartoon sweat drop actually appears on Sailor Moon. It's fucking toonforce. Goddamn, Bat-Owl. You are by far the worse trip fag on this board and that's really saying something.

>>94033632
Are you implying that Peter's an insanely awkward eight-year-old in the body of an adult?

>>94033645
Are you implying Otto is a romanticist who's being controlled by his tentacles?

>>94033657
Are you implying Harry's a smooth chad?

>>94033681
>Are you implying that Peter's an insanely awkward eight-year-old in the body of an adult?
No, but he doesn't exactly stay that way through the entire series, does he?

>Are you implying Otto is a romanticist who's being controlled by his tentacles?
No, he's bat shit crazy. But also a roamnticist, it's part of his tragic back story

>Are you implying Harry's a smooth chad?
Considering he was part of Flash's crew it was certainly implied. If it weren't for Peter constantly being around he'd probably make off with someone. Not that that matters, because he only gets with MJ in Raimi so he's not exactly a smooth chad there either, is he?

Now you mind showing me when Ned Leeds was obsessed with Legos and went to highschool with Peter? Or when Flash was so lanky? Or when Peter went to a private school? Or when Vulture got his tech from aliens?

>>94033732
>No, but he doesn't exactly stay that way through the entire series, does he?

He kinda does. Throughout all the Raimi films, Peter never really acts like a "normal" adult. It feels like he suffers some sort of condition, like he's a high functioning autist or something.

>>94031810
Deadpool was almost parody tier.

>>94033821
>high functioning autist.
no, he was just leading a very stressful life supporting his aunt, paying rent, studying in college and making money.

>>94031463
who's the black kid middle top? didn't see him in the film

>>94033553
Tracking to make $265-280M domestic which is not flopping by any means but it's underperforming with capital U, and who knows about overseas, it's not going to open in China until every chink has downloaded it so they are probably fucked too. Expect all the avengers in the sequel to prevent it from bombing a la Captain America 3

>>94031463
world was less PC back in early 2000s

>>94034037
what's with the china release?

>>94034050
I think those guys have like a limit of Hollywood movies they allow to get released in summer or something? I don't know, they still could ban it for whatever reason and then we would be talking about a MAJOR bomb here. Friends of mine in China say that the entire country is covered with Spider-Man ads so I suppose they'll get their release eventually

>>94031048
>>94030859
Why can't we have Toby's physique coupled with Hollands suit?

>>94033948
He had an extremely simplistic thought process and worldview. He often seemed to have a hard time reading subtler emotional cues. His logic was often childish and extremely naive. He seemed to have a difficult to articulating his thoughts. His behavior in general was childishly naive, in a manner that would seem charming in someone younger, but strange at his age. Altogether, he seemed extremely sheltered, and his general comprehension of people, society and the world around him seemed immature. The people around him always seemed to talk to him as if he were a child as well.

>>94031048
He looks like a fucking math exercise book.
Raimifags, man.

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I feel like the entire point of Peter's character since inception is that he's a kid who's down on his luck and the butt of the joke, the person who despite the circumstances plows through the hardships through his own willpower. And then in this movie he's a 12 year old relying on his boss to tell him WHEN to be Spiderman?
Has the bar been set this low for people to call this movie enjoyable? Peter's character was that of a hopeless fanboy who's completely inept at what he's meant to do, his highschool friends were all also really annoying and/or boring, and the entire fucking plot of the movie could have been avoided if Tony's agent friend stopped to listen what Peter was trying to say (which pisses me off the most, I hate this shit).
THAT SAID, I think Vulture was written interestingly (as innacurate as it was to the comics) and I loved the new Spider suit (probably my favorite live action iteration) - the Vulture outfit sucked ass though. Also I liked that they actually showed Spiderman interacting and helping the public.
Idk I felt the entire movie was a mess. Can someone explain what was so enjoyable about this movie? I'd really like to know.

>>94031242
MCU fags are the worst, and should be banned from /co/

Homecoming was fucking garbage

>>94033113
All three Raimi films were better and one can argue ASM was as good as Homecomimg (I won't, but that it's even questionable should tell you enough)

>>94034338
>>94034537
This

>>94034253
cringe

How's Homeflopping doing at the box office, pal?

>>94031048
>this harness is too tight
>my feet hurt
>fucking Jameson keeps riding my ass
>PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN PARKER
>I got your pictures right here you fucking mustache
>this line is riding up my ass
>does this outfit make my abs looks shredded?
>I wish I was at home getting cucked by the devil

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>>94031048
Nice try mcu shill. That pic is a fan made costume. Pic related is the real deal. How any of you can say the Raimi suit isn't faithful to the comic is completely asinine

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>>94033482
>"You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

I remember watching this scene in 2002 as a boy, it felt like Uncle Ben was talking right to me. Raimi was on another level with this film.

>>94034661
It was a different time. Shit I remember that scene where Osbourne was talking to Pete and his son and showing obvious favoritism to Pete when he said:

>"You know Peter, there's a set of people in this world who will always want you to fail. They'll wait, and they'll watch, and at your weakest moment they'll hit you as hard as they can just for the pleasure of seeing you fall. Those people are called the Jews, Peter, and they're a thread to every American's way of life. At Oscorp we work every day to build a world without Jews, where men and women can be free of their social propaganda and usury. We could really use a bright kid like you Pete, think it over."

I wish he had been my father, I wouldn't even mind him liking another boy more desu

>>94030612
Imagine if someone made a Superman movie except:

>Krypton is never mentioned
>Jimmy and Lana are black muslims
>Lois is a fat black Buzzfeed journalist
>The Kents are played by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

That's Homecoming in a nutshell.

>>94033980
He was in Peters decathlon team, the one that goes 'Flash is wrong'

>>94034773
this. But hey, Spider-Man quips every 10 seconds, so that means Homocumming is the most "accurate" to the comics

>>94033482
>extras who over act their 10-29 second scenes

The early 2000's was chock full of movies that had this. When did it all go wrong?

>>94031315

He wasn't a manchild. He had a job and his own apartment.

>>94033821

You're just spouting pure bullshit my dude. Go back to talking about how your high school spider-man movie was the best you faggot.

>>94034295

Mcu has been pure cancer.

>>94034793
I thought people were complaining that this spider-man doesn't quip enough
I think the only 'quippy' moment in the film was the ATM scene

oh man, with all this race swapping I can't wait for 2025s reboot with an asian MJ

>>94034773
>>The Kents are played by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

>Find a strange alien refugee from another world
>Immediately adopt him

That actually makes a scary amount of sense.

>>94031448

It might not be worth much but the novelization of Spiderman 2 explains that he had it made for him.

Something like the brother of the wrestler who fought Bonesaw before Peter made costumes and shit and thought he owed Peter for beating the guy?

>>94030854

>Raised webbing
>Basketball texture

The raised lines look great. "Dynamic" I suppose.

I only just noticed the "basketball texture" so I don't have a problem with that either.

>>94030612
I hate the homecoming suit desu
>webbing looks like shit
>that spider logo
>black parts look shit, especially the ones on the blue parts
Only good thing about it is the eyes

>>94030612
If you prefer the top, you're against progress and completely drowned in your nostalgia. Anyone that thinks Raimi's did it better in anyway after the other Spider-Man films is an autistic idiot. Fuck off, you fucking shill.

>>94032906
Terry Crews since you know they'll never cast him as JJJ

>all this autism ITT
Holy shit, this is hilarious.

>>94032474
That would have been 4
Vulture and Lizard with Black Cat (no vultress was never a real thing Taimi confired it himself)

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>>94033482
>When people say "The Raimi films have heart", it isn't just some gay shit. Those films legitimately had charm to them.
This. MCU movies are soulless. This moment has more heart than the whole Homecomimg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVX-cUJGdxs

>>94036209
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

now pipe down before they call us normies and tell us to go back to some shitty website we've never actually been to

Can you fucking Nostalgiafags please go back to /tv/, thank you.

Shit costume shit movie
How does Marvel fuck up Spiderman?

>>94036704
FUCK first 2 spidey movies are SO FUCKING GOOD

jesus

>>94036704

>Everyone has a long, painfully cheesy speech prepared for anytime Peter doubts himself

Fucking terrible. Nobody talks like this.

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Shitty CG aside anyone else feels weird that Parker was so quick to fuck over Karen's life?

Zero moral dilemma, nothing he just went "TIME TO FUCKING LOCK HIM UP HEHEHEHEH".

>>94037699
>Zero moral dilemma
It's a movie for little kids.

>>94037699

Crime doesn't pay.

Crime mustn't pay.

>>94032256
Damn, spidey looks cute with a backpack.

>>94037699
A guy stealing the hulk buster armor, a bunch of unstable power sources and alien weapons , and selling them to random niggers on the street takes priority over some teenager having to move.
They make it painfully obvious.
It would've been stupid for peter to even think twice about it.

>>94037821
He was stealing trash before Peter. Peter was the fucking problem.

I am not sure I see how Spidey acted different at the end compared to Ferris incident.

He went alone.
He clearly tried to bite more than he could chew.
He nearly died.

Yet Sark acted like he "matured" simply because he got his precious stuff back.

>>94037872
Ya, if mini nuclear reactors, rifles that cause huge explosions, and weapons that accidentally cut buildings and ferries in half are all trash.

>>94037923
All those accident were caused by Peter. The most incompetent Spider-man.

>>94038058
You're right. If a bad guy has a weapon he should just be left alone to continue his crime

>>94031683
+1

>>94030854
>hating raised webbing
What shit taste.

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>>94030612
>/co/ still thinks people shill on this board

>>94037909
I thought the point was that Tony revoked the suit because Peter says himself that without the suit he is nothing
and he proves his worth by 'saving the day' without the suit

>>94031266
Web pits are fine. But those aren't web pits. The pseudo glider shit looks stupid.

>>94037670
Obviously she knows that Pete was Spider-Man.

>>94031683
The only thing I disliked about it was the eye texture. I preferred the glassy Raimi eyes.

Other than that? Pure gold.

>>94030854
You literal nigger, moving eyes are only there becuase Kevin Feige liked deadpool. Spidey's eyes don't actually move in the books, the only times they do are to express emotion. How the hell would a high school student make a mask that moves?

>>94032763
>Well apparently, they wanted to take things slow with Spider-Man, less high-stakes. They'll probably up the ante with the next film
I'm so fucking sick of this line of thought. "Oh they're just building it up! Next film!" is basically nothing but hollow promises that have never been delivered.

>>94032900
>Nope. They're making a Black Cat/Silver Sable chick flick. So, yeah.
Ugh. They're gonna make her gay, ain't they?

>>94033681
>Raimi Harry
>smooth chad

You mean before or after he was a needy, alcoholic, spaghetti swilling douche with self esteem issues?

>>94032763

Ringer, Trapster, Kangaroo...

All I want is Mysterio, though.

>>94038682
They always try to make things bigger with higher stakes in the following films. It's just that they keep fucking up. They tried to make Thor 2 bigger than Thor 1. They tried to make Avengers 2 bigger than Avengers 1. They tried to make Iron Man 2 bigger than Iron Man 1. The key fact here is that the sequels are always ATTEMPTS at bigger and better things.

They're just bad at it.

>>94034773
This. But unironically, and I say this as someone who enjoyed the film but still found the whole setup to be really weird and off kilter.

I think they just took it for granted that everyone knew about Peter's origins and Uncle Ben. I mean, you don't mention Krypton or Ma and Pa in every Superman story, right? There's no need. It's like saying the Earth is round.

>>94030612
Why disney hates colors? Where did that colorful meme came from? Its all shades of gray.

At this point Im sure BvS had more colors than SMHC and CW

>>94037670
>I WANT QUIPS AND MEMES REEEEEEEE

>>94031864
Because it's literally the opposite of garbage.

>>94031242
>Raimi fags will defend Uncle Ben getting killed being an accident that Peter had little control over

>>94038724
The plan is to setup an all female superhero team movie. Thing is, none of these characters can carry a movie, not even in a team up since no one knows them.

>>94040384
Unlike superman, spiderman has been rebooted twice already within a miniscule amount of time of each other. But not including peter's familiar supporting cast is a head scratcher.

>>94038637
A high schooler didn't, but Tony Stark did.

>>94043549
Not in the comics he didn't.
>MCU fags think Tony making peters suit is a good thing
>>94043355
He could have stopped the robber from escaping, who in turn wouldn't have car jacked Uncle Ben.

>>94043743
He had nowhere near the resources or tech to make a better suit out of what he was able to scavenge. He was getting by with makeshift eye pieces and a hoodie.

>take a series that's supposed to be about fun superhero action.
>turn it into welfare state propaganda
That's the worst part. Why does Tony have to give his resources to some faggot like Peter Parker? Peter should get a job and build his own fucking gadgets. Fuck, I'm tired of Hollywood promoting the rampant entitlement culture. This is punishing success, (Tony having to waste his money and time) while subsidizing failure.(Wasting all that money and time on a douche bag who doesn't learn).

>>94043967
Exactly. Spider-Man in every continuity besides the MCU relies on himself to make his costume, which is why he doesnt have moving eyes.

>>94044179
>faggot
>douche bag who doesn't learn

Oh, fuck off.

>>94044406
He does now. And you are stuck with it for the next two installments plus infinity war.

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>>94043967
>cosplayers can make good suits
>Peter can't
And his homemade suit was fucking shit. Even first shirt of Tobey was better

>>94044724
looks gross

>>94044724
Based Miles showing Peterfags how costume making is done.

>>94044408
>t. Socialist
Peter is a mooch. Leeching off Tony's success, teaches him nothing.

>>94044455
What's the problem? Moving eyes look better, hence why they're used in the comics when he needs to show expression.

Getting mad because Tony is responsible for making the suit is understandable I guess (I always found it a tad strange how Peter also conveniently happens to me a master costume sewer) but the eyes finally being able to convey emotion?

Nigga that's a good thing and and something /co/ has been bitching about wanting for a long ass time.

>>94044724
Literally just changing the colors on the second Garfield suit. That and cosplaying can cost a huge sum of many.

>>94044877
Miles was given his suit, he never made one.

>>94034630
>That pic is a fan made costume
Proof?

>>94045327
Guy I was responding to was pissed that Tony made the definitive suit over peter. Told him that he is stuck with it now.

>>94043000
>I have no argument so I'll just shitpost

>>94030612
Raimi's Spider-Man costume was better. I'm convinced that the Homecoming costume was intentionally made to look bad so it would mesh with the terrible CGI.

I really like the expressive eyes on the Homecoming one though.