So I just found out this exists and is, in fact, the cutest thing to come out of /co/. Hazel and Arthur make a much better team than that cheating hussy. Do you have any more pics of them?
>>94023045
It's just patethic for self inserters.
Hazel is the name of that remake squirrelgirl?
>>94023045
hazel thread?
>>94023045
That shit is old as balls, OP.
And no, sorry, I dont have any pics of them.
Good luck bump
>>94025826
Chiku?
>>94023045
>Hazel
who?
Arthur's first kiss?
>>94027312
>>not posting the human animated version
>>94023045
It's not all of them.
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hazel+the_sword_in_the_stone
Then there are some others on:
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Hazel
I think I have about 89 Hazel related pics in my own folder.
>>94028104
Is that real?
I had found out about her not too long ago, and ended up spending the better part of 2 days going through various /co/ archives to read as much as I could. A very cute character and pairing.I have been mulling over the past few days on whether or not to write some kind of smut about them, but am unsure as to where I would even post it.
obligatory pic
>>94028681
Just dump it in a pastebin and drop a link here.
>that pic
What the hell.
>>94028681
What the fuck?
>>94028720
>>94028776
I think its some kinda reference about some animals eating their young, thats messed up though.
>>94028681
wait what
>>94028681
We were going to have a nice throw back thread, anon.
>>94028681
I have that pic in my collection already.
It's the pic I never post.
>>94028720
I might just do that, but soonest I could have it done is tomorrow (hopefully).
>>94028776
>>94028890
>>94028986
Believe it or not, there was one pic arguably worse in the archive that I forgot to save that had her as a giant anthro squirrel getting married to arthur.
>>94023045
A few have been posted, but they're plenty more.
>>94029039
Yeah, no, that pic is worse.
Here's my collection, dare to compare.
https://www.mediafire.com/?972c540givi78l4
>>94029092
Threads over, you fuckers ruined this.
>>94029132
Oh! Is this the dump?
>>94029149
I'll have to take a quick break to run down to the Safeway in a bit, but yeah I'll dump some.
>>94029092
why do flavor of the months always spiral out of control.
I really need to go through and separate out the NSFW stuff.
I need to do that for all the collections really.
I give it to you, the people.
>>94029243
Jesus tap dancing Christ, '08? It's been a decade already?
Found it
Right, I have to run to the store for a bit, I'll keep going when I get back.
>>94029132
And you're the one I really want to compare with >>94029142
Though I only really save the human ones.
>>94028558
This is good, I must have MORE
>>94029318
Im just reminded of that thing that Jolljyack did with this idea.
>>94029487
That last panel totally made the comic worth it though
>>94029395
Uploading now
>>94029395
Here's mine.
https://www.mediafire.com/?ap29wwor1fe1p0e
>>94030180
>>94030173
Jinx, you owe me a coke.
http://touristism.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://psuede.deviantart.com
>>94030192
It looks like I have some that you don't have, but aside from the screencaps and docs, we have mostly the same files.
>>94030264
Oh, which ones am I lacking?
And yeah, I also only save the human Hazels.
>>94023045
>Hazel
Damn that is old. Makes me nostalgic for Doomzula.
>>94030319
Oh man... it's been so long.
>>94030288
From a glance, you're missing both versions of this one. You can find the shirtless version on the booru already linked.
I also don't keep the WIPs once they've been finished unless they're very different.
>>94030356
Is that really a Hazel picture?
Also, some of the WIPs I keep just because I like them or the artist who made them. Some of them are just there to remind me to check back later for the finished one, and I just forget to delete them.
>>94030397
Yes, it was a drawthread thing.
Mim was popular at one point or another and weird things happened.
>>94030441
I remember her unusual surge in popularity. Makes sense I suppose.
>>94030397
Tran3of4? I didn't know he did a Hazel pic.
>>94030472
I'm fairly certain that is an ICS. That's what I remember anyway.
>>94030466
The archive search is currently down, but I'm positive those are Hazel pics.
>>94030472
He goes by ICS around here and on tumblr.
This one used to always make me sad. I just imagined Arthur seeing all this cute stuff in a flashback as he bled out after being stabbed by Mordred at the Battle of Camlann, with Hazel arriving in time to hold him as he dies.
>>94030515
>>94030472
Huh, well look at that. Learn something new every day.
>>94028681
>>94030288
And I think you're also missing this one.
>>94030584
Gracias mi amigo.
>>94030540
Brutal.
Although not as bad as that tumblr user who had an idea for the same animated squirrel that involves her turning humanThe user had the squirrel become Guinevere
>>94030607
We should compare Chaptor folders again sometime.
It still pains me that the archives of the thread Chaptor was made in have been lost.
>>94030662
I was in that thread. That night was also the start of the TO WANG FIRE threads too.
>>94030696
I only ever saw the archives. The information that's really lost is the stuff on his rogues.
I remember a fair bit of it, like Prometheus Dinn/Parasso being a teenager, having first met Chaptor when he visited the Netherlands and then marrying his way across the channel into the favor of wealthy old ladies who mysteriously passed on leaving their fortunes to him before he went on to become a mercenary and a dark counterpart to Chaptor.
But that's just it, I only remember that much.
Can't say I remember much at all about the others.
>>94030843
To be honest the file probably hasn't changed much from the last time you say it. There just hasn't been anything new.
>>94028681
Why the fuck would you saved this?
>this thread
>>94030897
The problem is my own memory and lack of being able to verify.
>>94031623
No we need to go cuter
>>94030342
>you will never go back to those /co/ days
feels bad man
>>94025826
>>94025895
>>94027312
She's 110% cuter as a squirrel.
>>94028104
Show us it then you faggot?!
Ok, I've started writing up the story. I will post the pastebin here when finished, assuming the thread is still up.
Simone please explain this shit, what is this from? Is there an Arthur cartoon?
And did a squirrel somehow become human?
>>94036762
>Is there an Arthur cartoon?
Yes, Disney's the Sword in the Stone.
And did a squirrel somehow become human?
No, the squirrel fell in love Arthur when Merlin turned him into a squirrel for...some reason. But considering how terribly King Arthur's story ends and how a majority of it stems from Guinevere being a thot, we all decided that we would rather he fuck the squirrel.
>>94036679
Cool
>>94023045
nuts
>>94036762
Hazel was the girl Squirrel from Sword in the Stone. Merlin mentions how they mate for life (They don't in real life.) Hence >>94029217
/co/ being /co/ we anthropomorphized her and gave Arthur a good ending.
>>94038019
/co/ being /co/ *Merlin anthropomorphized her and gave Arthur a good ending.
>>94030897
Why do I keep seeing this shark popup in pictures of Arthur and hazel underwater? Did a write anon do an underwater thing?
>>94039384
There's only two pics, and yes, it was part of that Epic Hazel series of writefagging (this was around the time Epic Mickey came out).
That pic is the WIP for a different pic that accompanied one of the bits of writfaggotry.
>>94030466
>Full plate
/tg/ here and this irritates me. While we can all agree that Hazel is made of adorableness and good ends, I am not okay with the stupid plate armour, even if it was in the movie.
The legend of Artorias hails from post-Roman Britain and roughly the late 4th/early 5th century, so any armour should be chainmail or lamellar, possibly with a boiled leather or bronze cuirass and leather tasset. I don't know why this irritates me so much, as I have zero objections with the rest, or Merlin having rudimentary knowledge of the late 20th century.
>>94023045
Forks were not really in use at this time in history
>>94039824
>Getting autistic over historical accuracy
>Over King Arthur
Like 99% of the legend is complete fabrication and had a bunch of revisions and additions over the centuries.
>>94028720
In times of famine or when they have too many young, rodents (including the squirrel) are known to eat their own young to improve overall survival odds (both for themselves, and for the remaining young).
>>94028681
Barney my Pebbles!
Was not expecting to like this.
It's because you want to fuck the human squirrel
>>94043495
99% of OCs are born from "the creator wanted to fuck [X]"
Part one
https://pastebin.com/E8u6a8zGJesus Christ, this took far longer than it should have even having split the thing. I have never written ANYTHING like this before so I only hope it turns out at least half-decent.
>>94043918
Bump so I can read this later and the thread will still be up when I do.
>>94030584
This one's more recent, being drawn within the past year, so most collections might not have it.I should know because I requested it.
>>94040055
But did they have Pepsi?
>>94023045
Ahhh, Hazel. A simpler and better time of /co/...
>>94046576
... tell me of these times anon. I did not see /co/ in the time before equines trod upon these boards
>>94043918
I liked it. So where you plannin on going with this. Action Packed adventure? Cutesy romance and slice of life? Shameless Smut?
>>94046716
I'm glad you liked it,
The goal is hopefully a little bit of emotional porn with a nice dose of actual porn. I'm currently working on finishing the second half to round it out, then combine the two in one neat paste.
>>94032277
>>94046674
The equines weren't that bad in hindsight
It was just people spamming unrelated threads with their images
>>94043918
That was pretty cute
Looking forward to part 2
>>94050588
Thank you, I am still pushing it and hoping to get it out before the thread dies. I just hope the finished piece ends up coming out okay.I fucking hate trying to write dialogue[/spoiler}
Anyone who thinks things on the internet last forever just has to read this thread. A lot of shit gets lost, either just to the sands of time and neglect but sometimes it really just is the host losing the data and then bam, it's gone.
>>94043918
Must keep this thread alive. Need Part 2.
bump-er car
>>94051133
Yeah, I have that same problem unless I really know the characters well.
Wasn't there an Arthur/Hazel doujin where she turns human through magic to bang Arthur? Does anybody have it?
>>94055632
I don't know about human, butthere was one by Jollyjack. Called "The Great Bear and the Squirrel".
Same premise except she remains a Giant Anthro Squirrel. Not really my bag, but the last panel is worth it.Almost done btw
>>94055801
That's the one.
>>94036856
>>94038019
wait you guys created a human persona for a fucking squirrel from a 1963 disney movie, something that never actually happened in the movie, but all agreed on a general design to the point that you are now making shipping art with the protagonist?
>>94043918
Bump
To read at home and because I hate when a green gets lost to time
>>94056016
People like cute things, it melts the ugliness in our hearts. If only for a short time.
>>94056016
>/co/ is sexualizing an underage, cartoon squirrel from 54 years ago
>>94056122
best part is that this might be /co/'s first original content
>>94056122
>underage
How do you know, are you an expert in cartoon squirrel age?
>>94056115
It's why there's almost always at least one shipping thread on /co/.
>>94056016
Yes, and we've been doing this for eight years now.
Welcome to /co/.
>>94051133
While I love the Hazel stuff to bits, I'm stumped on how Ector would allow Arthur to cohabitate with a girl his age
>>94056954
Arthur is the goddamn king. No one can say no to him.
https://pastebin.com/XB94i9rw
I sure hope I didn't give anybody Blue BallsI spent way too much time and effort on a smut fic about king arthur fucking a human squirrel. What has my life come to...
You have no idea how many times I wanted to just say "Then they fucked, the end", but I hope it is at least decent.
>>94057158
Well, we appreciate that you've lost control of your life. It is, after all, for our gratification.
>>94023045
/tg/ here, we were discussion the same thing when someone pointed this out to us. Has anyone written an entire version of the Arthurian cycle written with hazel in it? Be interested to see how it would change everything, especially what it would change with regards to Lancelot and the fall of Camelot.
imo, turning her into a human removes everything good about her character and design.
>>94057782
How so? It's like a ten year old girl crushing on a twenty year old guy, except one of them ages up/down.
>>94057782
>>>/trash/
Go back to your feral threads dweeb
>>94057158
I wonder how many Hazel stories there are.
I know a lot aren't on that wiki page.
>>94057718
I recall something...
Like Sir Kay being a total klutz and every one of his "super human abilities" from the legends was the result of some embarrassing story for him and he was actively trying to hide them because of it.
Something about Guinevere knowing Roman wrestling.
Lancelot being a robot because there was a lot of Disney stuff happening at the time.
>>94056016
In all honesty, where do you think we are?
>>94028681
Lmao, I was coming into this thread to talk about the fact this character confused me when she first showed up, especially because some anon talked about her eating her own kids "cause squirrel DNA", thinking it was an established character because of that, and this mad man posts pic.
>>94056122
How can she be underage if she's 54 years old? That's older than my mother by a year.
>>94056016
>but all agreed on a general design
She's female Arthur, the hair has the color and volume from the squirrel's tail, talks just as much as in the movie, and has the same general propensity for cute and lewd.
That's not groundbreaking stuff.
>>94056016
Nigga are you new to 4chan OC, much less /co/ OC? Your mind would be fucking blown with what /tg/ comes up with
>>94056016
We've made a female version of General Grievous who is also a student. This is hardly the strangest /co/ OC.
>>94059715
>We've made
Sure you did, gaijin.
>>94059715
I don't have crying Grevious anymore. Help?
>>94030356
>>94059715
>>94059787
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Grieve-tan
>>94028681
i don't get it, what's that pic about
>>94058084
>>94061698
oh shit i understand now
>>94059785
>>94059715
this, what a faggot
>>94027129
Good End squirrel. One of /co/'s first memes.
>I actually cared about this at one point
>>94058084
I can find no evidence of the Eurasian Red Squirrel devouring its own young. Where is that taken from?
>>94039824
It's from the Sword in the Stone, which is itself based on Once and Future King, which is a weird mishmash of Dark Age, Norman and HYW England. Full plate is fine.
>>94025875
>No way fag
>>94039824
I'm not inviting you into my Pendragon Campaign then.
>King arthur dating a teenage redhead
in your dreams OP
>>94062061
That is terrible and hilarious at the same time. You forgot the threesome with a dark haired beauty though.
>>94056016
>>94058676
Not only that /co/ created its own universe with its own characters and stories along with short comic strips.
Some peeps from /tg/ are somewhat jealous we can keep a consistent world going on since /tg/ can't keep a unified voice on what should be what.
For crying out loud we shipped /co/nrad and /co/letter with every possible /co/ creation.
Hell we created our own version of /co/co/'s bizzare adventure.
>>94062425
Not really. /tg/ creates a new setting with a rule set every week. We're making one right now actually. Plus our sister board /qst/ is just a board full of autistic /tg/ world building turned into games because they were clogging up /tg/'s catalog too much.
t. fa/tg/uy
>>94062603
Not that anon but was wondering,
Really? Those threads went to shit?
I really enjoyed the few good quest threads from /tg/. Ruby quest and when Plagueofgripes was there doing stuff for Huge quest.
I gotta see your weekly world building stuff. Our /co/ boards slowly turn lewd lately almost bordering to our sister board /aco/
>>94023045
>than that cheating hussy
What?
>>94062753
Have you never read any Arthurian stories? If you did you'd know exactly what OP's talking about.
>>94062916
Lancelot, shit-tier French self-insert fanfic character.
>>94063001
Lancelot held himself back as long as possible. Even impregnated another woman. But nothing could keep him from wanting to fuck the King's wife.
>>94062696
Here's this week's thing
>>>/tg/54453838
It's not like these are planned or anything. They just spontaneously happen and there is at least one per week.
>>>/tg/54445442
This one is the Storythread that happens every weekend for writefags to practice in.
>>94062753
King Arthur is a cuck.
>>94028104
Well, we're waiting
>>94060205
She would try and seduce Wart into bed, give him the best sex he ever had or will ever have, but right when he was about to cum she changes back into the ugly old hag or that pig thing. Thus scaring him for life. Mim won that day.
>>94062696
It's more like people were bitching too much about quests and eventually the mods made qst to shut them up.
>>94063787
I think it was a mix of the two, but yeah, the bitching, of both parts i might add, was insufferable.
Kinda miss the Republic Commando quest that was around before /qst/ was created.
I can't believe how much material I spawned when I took Gunwild's prompt and ran with it. It really was just a whim of mine, since Sword in the Stone was my favorite Disney movie as a kid and I always thought Arthur would have been better off if he kept his squirrel waifu somehow.
The writing quality makes me cringe a bit nowadays, but I'm glad that people are somehow still enjoying it almost a decade later. I don't visit /co/ much anymore but sometimes I randomly click by to see the reactions to relevant news stuff.
>>94057047
I mean before he becomes king. Merlin could probably pass her off as his ward or something
>>94064855
Thank you sirrah.
>>94028681
Fuck you
Die soon
>>94065173
that's a lot of nuts
>>94065173
I haven't seen that one before.
>>94057845]
>Lancelot being a robot because there was a lot of Disney stuff happening at the time.
I was in those threads but I don't remember the last part. Shit only goes down with Guinevere once Lancelot comes along.
>>94065864
The robot thing was before that, it was during the Epic Hazel stuff and the line of thinking was those nightmare animations from the Epic Mickey concept sketches.
I think an idea was floated about Lancelot and Guinevere working together trying to break up Arthur and Hazel because they both wanted one of the pair for themselves, failing at that, then realizing how much they liked each other during their attempts.
>>94065173
Rare
>>94064855
10 years ago, would you ever suspect you'd STILL be on 4chan a decade later? I didn't.
>>94061759
Better than the /v/ shit I used to care about. At least you could show your friends this and call it cute fanart.
>>94061935
>Rydychan
>Gwendolyn's domain
So that's why Arthur wanted her, her territory sounds like a waifu
>>94023045
Only time I saw and liked it, was because squirrel years aren't equal, Hazel turned out to be a fully grown adult while Arthur was just a kid.
>>94057845
>>94065864
>>94066103
What I remember:
I remember Gwen was raised by her dad with a complete classical education-including wrestling.
Hazel was not one of the round table knights proper (because she's a girl" but she's one of Arthur's squires.
Arthur is torn between following his heart and wedding Hazel or wedding Gwen because it can help bring more lands under Camelot's rule.
Hazel is thought of by Camelot as a strange outsider. She doesn't mean to easedrop but her natural inclination to climb things and seek out hiding spots has led to Hazel hearing lots of gossip about her. Some worry she's a witch or a faerie changing or a succubus Merlin summoned to be Arthur's pet. She's learned to take the rumors in stride.
The kids of Camelot however like her because she leaves them little secret presents during Christmas.
During a dinner Gwen brought up the topic of marriage to Arthur and Hazel got defensive. The argument got heated, with Hazel calling Gwen a spoiled princess that doesn't have the strength to rule and Gwen calling Hazel a tomboy who has no business pretending to be a knight.
Eventually Gwen comments that even she, a proper lady, could beat Hazel like a naughty child and because of that fact Hazel had no business trying to handle a sword and protect Camelot. This caused Hazel to challenge her to a "friendly" bout of wrestling right there in the dining hall in front of everyone.
Knowing well the art of Greco-Roman wrestling pic related happens and Hazel is forced to cry uncle in front of everyone.
Guy who wrote up the plot then planned for Hazel to start training for a rematch after which Hazel and Gwen would befriend each other realizing that they only what they think will be best for Arthur's future-though still be rivals for Arthur's affection.
Guy started a vote for who people thought should win the rematch. I think Gwen was in the lead, not sure why.
>>94065427
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
>>94068917
>Hazel got defensive
Of course, animals have a sixth sense when it comes to preserving their human's happiness. Gwen was and is a threat and she tried to keep her from ruining Arthur's life.
>I think Gwen was in the lead, not sure why
I don't know either, do lorefags have a more powerful sway than waifufags?
>>94023045
>feral teenage girl thirsty for boy dick
>cute
Not the word I'd use to describe it.
>>94065427
>>94069108
You know the fucking rules.
>>94065173
The look of pride on her face is what sells it.
>>94039824
>or Merlin having rudimentary knowledge of the late 20th century.
Why would that bother you in the first place? It's magic, he ain't gotta explain shit.
>>94062603
>our sister board /qst/
/qst/ is no kin of /tg/. All the best quests died years ago.
>>94070296
I've never been on /tg/ much, but theValkyria Chroniclesone has been a fun read so far.
>>94070353
Here, go read Homeless Mutant Quest
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Homeless%20Mutant%20Quest
It's full of subtle /co/ references, /tg/ being dense and unlucky, and X-23 being CUTE!It doesn't have an ending, unfortunately, but there's still 146 threads of legitimately fantastic writing before it ends suddenly, and it's not THAT hard to see how things might have ended if it continued.
>>94070745
I didn't need another one of these to add to my pile.
I fear I know fuck all about X-Men though. The VC one was up my alley because that and Ace Combat are two of my favourite series, and the fucker combined them.
>>94070296
>>94070353
>>94070745
Anyone else a fan of Winniequest and the other Ghoulquests?
>>94070745
Other than Ruby Quest, I can't really think of a single /tg/ quest that ended with an actual ending.
The last /tg/ quest series I was really into was GrotQuest, and that was years ago.
>>94071066
Lamia Daughter Quest, Dungeon Life Quest (ugh), Princess Guard Quest, and Pokemon Quest all had proper endings.Most of them also had /u/ protagonists, but that's neither here nor there
this thread is good, and deserves a bump
>>94028681
Oh gawd
>>94029388
Why are you running to shops all the time my nigga.?
>>94072186
Because the collector's gotta collect things
>>94023045
What about thicc squirrels?
http://stuff.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7989
>>94073363
That crosses the line into furry. Get out.
>>94073363
That's not thicc, that's fat. And it's a squirrel.
>>94069779
>>94073428
Says the furry as he faps to humanization of a squirrel. Guess anthro wasn't enough, huh?
>>94073609
>implying
So defensive.
>>94057158
Cheers frindo. Ur pretty good.
>>94073845
>projecting
How many Hazel fics are on your FA account?
>>94073895
Go on, furry, make even more of a fool out of yourself.
>>94073944
Just tell me how often you fap to a human squirrel.
>>94074028
Not once. I doubt you can say the same.
>inb4 you call me a liar
>>94073965
What did Johnny's loli pirates see?
>>94023045
obligitory jollyjack thread
https://pastebin.com/0DfTg1z8
The whole thing in one piece for future posterity.Would anyone be opposed to having this added to the /co/nservatory?
>>94073965
>guilty gear wiki says May is in her mid 20s.
No fucking way she is
>>94071066
Oversized Weapon Quest had a proper ending. I think the one with the cyberpunk mercs/idols did, too?
I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet
>>94074866
God I wish that were me...
>>94074229
Go ahead, anon. One of my stories was even posted on there.
>>94074229
I won't stop you.
I'd say to add it in as part of the Arthur & Hazel section.
>>94073268
>[Desire to acquire crown intensifies]
>>94075525
>>94075814
Huh, just went to check and it turns out the page has editing disabled. I suppose a mod on the wiki would have to do it then.
>>94071011
Oh, Billy.
>>94076573
>Oh, Billy
?
>>94076452
Oh right, I did that since someone kept fucking with it.
Give me a sec.
>>94076452
>>94076753
And added.
>>94076914
Much appreciated, thanks!
>>94029271
Now this is something that could totally workwith Nasu ruining it in some other way
>>94030426
who the fuck is this blonde?
>>94083734
You telling me you don't recognizehim?
>>94084058
>Loli Grievous
did you know that the LN shield hero concept was inspired by hazel?
>>94084338
citation needed
>Morgana manages to seduce Arthur by disguising herself as Hazel.
>Mordred arrives at the castle, but instead of being met with disgust, Hazel shows him genuine kindness.
>The act shocks him enough to briefly reconsider his goal in life.
>Briefly.
>>94023045
Welp, there goes my evening. Now to obsessively go through this thread picture by picture to compare them to my collection to make sure I have all the Hazel.
>>94071066
My last one was the log horizon quest. I managed to singlehandedly get New York to burn to the ground and it was awesome.
>>94084338
Too late. I read it. It's dumb, but I like it.
>>94042595
Tell me there’s more?
>>94073363
HOT
>>94072186
What I do with 2 gallons of distilled water, half a gallon of milk, and three potatoes is my business.