You motherfuckers are hyped? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v

>>94022476
what the fuck IS this?

>>94022543
Disney's Monster High. So all the kids in there are the offsprings of Disney characters.
Purple hair chick = Maleficent
Blue hair = The queen from Snow White
Beta = Cruella de Vil
Wannabe alpha = Jafar

>>94022476
Carlos is husbando

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>>94022655
>>94022476
>Yfw the person who tries to kidnap animals gets the same punishment as the people who try to overthrow governments.

>>94022685
Fuck off, he's my husbando

>>94022476
Who is that pirate in the background?

Daughter of Captain Hook and Ursula?

>>94022476
>This is still going
>Ever After High gets axed

life is suffering

>>94022476
You bet your ass I'm hyped

>>94022752
Ursula
She sings a modern version of Poor Unfortunate Soul

>>94022655
>Disney's Monster High. So all the kids in there are the offsprings of Disney characters.
I hate this already.

>Beta = Cruella de Vil
Wait, why. Why is the son of a rich women who wanted to turn dogs into coats hanging out with all the children of evil sorcerers and witches.

>>94022476
I wish Disney stopped with the live-action garbage

>>94022476
Will be better than Descendants 1. But as with Highschool musical, only number 2 was good.

Ever After high is still better.

>>94022476
idk, maybe?

I was kinda hyped for the first one, but then they kinda wasted a plothook about the prince perhaps going a bit evil even as Mal went a good, which honestly could have been interesting.

Not the worse live action disney movie though, so we'll see.

>>94022476
Looks like a porn parody

>>94022655
And are they all basically carbon copies of their parents, or are they stereotypical "my parents are so embarassing"?

>>94023775
Because marketing.

I think Poor Unfortunate Souls is just going to be a credits/extra song.

Here's Uma's actual song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dyvXcv3ej0

I never did get a chance to read the third book before the second film came out. I wonder if they're going to bother including the...... wwwwwwwhatever the fuck it was called group of villain kids on the island who also want to be good from book 2 in the second movie.

>>94023775
Both, they have their own personality but share common traits and powers like their parents if I recall. They even have traits that don't make sense like Genie's daughter in the cartoon being a Youtuber

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In 10 years can we have a reboot that sticks to the Cruz books

Gaston only has 1 son in the movies and for some reason he's a pirate now? In the books Gaston has 3 strapping young lads, none of whom are faux pirates shacking up with Ursula's fishy daughter.

I don't mind them introducing a ugly stepsister daughter as a quirky art nerd though.

>>94022476
I was just thinking about this, didn't know it got a sequel. It's the prime example of one of some shit that feels like the product of a fever dream even though it's real. I mean it looks like an overly shopped comic con photoshoot.

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https://mega.nz/#!TgRgGIBD!qFCUYGu2iQ--0Sy0e_KdbRhAiJL22EXTGY5LiS1JmVE
Here is the first film

>>94024070
That makes a kind of sense, actually.

>>94022767
Wait it got axed?

>>94022476
Why are the kids of magic people not magic?

Shouldn't Malefecent's daughter and Jafar's son be magic too?

>>94022723
did she even break a law?

>>94022476

no thanks, I want to keep my sanity on check

>>94022655
This is soome middle schooler's fanfiction brought to life

>>94022767
ikr?
Then there's Regal Academy. I'll be pissed if that outlasts Ever After High.

>>94027124
The show is at least. The studio who made the cartoon aren't working on it anymore. Outside of the graphic novel and a novel crossing over with Monster High, I think the franchise is done, and all of Mattel's efforts is trying to push Enchantimals.

>>94022655
>Purple hair chick = Maleficent
No horns? Boo.

>>94027232
I mean, she did steal someones property

>>94027203
All villains and their children live on an island with a barrier around it that restricts powerful magic. They can do some magic on the isle but nothing super powerful.

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otp

>>94027775
She stole those puppies and attempted to kill them, likely in an inhumane way. Considering her fur collection, there's a chance she's done this at least once before.

Descendants is fucking weird and I love it. Too bad the first movie didn't really go deep into the weirdness of the book where all the villains are basically resigned to living mundane shitty lives on the Isle of the Lost. Ursula runs a seafood restaurant, Dr. Facilier is the headmaster of a school, Gothel teaches at the school and has a daughter, Cruella has a big closet full of her fur coats and it's filled with deadly booby traps which the kids encounter during a crazy house party that includes bobbing for wormy apples because that's the only kind of apples that get sent to the island, etc.

>>94029564
They have a Totally Just Gals Being Pals song in the new movie. Small clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKfERd-Dxw

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>>94029664
oh and Frollo runs a CREPE SHOP

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>>94022476
No I'm not 14, and I don't give as shit about High School Musical Disney Villains addition.

>>94027512
Well, shit. I loved that show. I legitimately thought the lore was better than it should be

>>94022476
how the fuck is this /co/ related?

>>94029831
It's a live action film based on animated properties, like the many live action comic book films discussed on /co/.

>>94029664
dude why the fuck didn't they make that into a movie, it actually sounds pretty good

>>94029831
>>94029852
not /co/ related. i'm a big twin peaks guy so i visited /tv/ since the new season finally premiered. my takeaway is that you fuckers literally crossover to /co/ to get more attention on threads. /tv/ and capeshit movies have seriously fucked /co/.

>>94029800
ikr? I like how Raven wants to be good, not just because she want to be good
but because she doesn't want to ostracize and be hated by everyone

>>94029951
The first book would have made a great Disney Channel movie. Except for a barely-there subplot with Prince Ben, it's all about the core villain kids slowly becoming friends (which is revolutionary in that people don't become friends on the Isle) and has actual character development, magic, adventure, and high stakes.

It even looks critically, or as critically as a middle grade novel can, at the system that Beast & Belle set up where basically the children born on this island have no chance of a normal or healthy life.They get literal garbage leftovers from Auradon to eat, the only school system is run by villains so naturally the only education they receive is about being evil, backstabbing is encouraged and genuine friendship is mocked and distrusted, etc.

I wish they would have done the first book as film 1, then have the first film where they get to Auradon and then wrestle with being villains be the sequel.

But, Disney cheaped out and wanted so badly to compete with Monster High that they decided to jump right to the high school bits.

>>94029998
>not /co/ related.

That's nice dear, but there are threads on /co/ about live action adaptations all the time. Run along now.

>>94022476
WE

>>94027203
>Shouldn't Malefecent's daughter and Jafar's son be magic too?
Maleficent's daughter is magic. Jafar's son isn't for whatever reason.

>>94029998
dummy
dummy dummy dumb dumb dummy

>>94030157

WUZ PIRATZ AN SHIET.

Did they makes hades son the jewish kid who who the other kids make do tax return

>>94030281
He would need the staff for magic

>>94030928
Well. They were.

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>Tfw home for the summer with kids around me 24/7 and have had to sit through the first movie 20 times.

I swear that rotten to the core song will be the one that makes me jump off a bridge.

And I'm not blind right? The Carlos one is gay as fuck, right?

I give no shits about the series, but I love Ursula's daughter's hair and outfit. They better not fuck her over.

So is this the current generation's High School Musical?

As an FYI, this and the previous movie were directed by Kenny Ortega, who also directed the High School Musical movies. Take from that what you will.

why is aurora daughter black?

>>94031279
They're trying to push Carlos and Jane (Fairy Godmother's daughter) in this movie.

They can say Carlos is canonically into girls if they like, but I shan't believe it.

>>94031279
>And I'm not blind right? The Carlos one is gay as fuck, right?
About 99.99999% certain to be gay.

>>94031303
It's High School Musical, but better.

High School Musical was my generation's High School Musical and I never cared for it, but I LOVE Descendants.

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>>94027775
>>94029599
And that's worth being banished to an island along with witches and monsters that kill royal families and curse kingdoms?

>>94022655
Who are their other parents? How did all those villains find mates?

>>94029664
So all the villains that died horribly by falling down or being dragged away by demons just landed there perfectly fine?

>>94031570
The novels specifically mention that villains who died were brought back to life just so they could be imprisoned on the Isle of the Lost.

>>94031559
I suspect Mal's father is Prince Stefan.

>>94031043
Jafar is not even magic in the movie

they really missed the boat not making danny devito from hercules the gym teacher

What keeps a genie, sea witch, fairy, another witch, and a witchdoctor on the island?

..someone fucked Ursula, guess there has to be someone into that

>>94031670
A barrier, which has the dual purpose of dampening magic on the Isle.

>>94031678
shouldn't her daughter be more squid-ish?

how does a magical purple transvestite octopus have a black girl?

does Mal have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>94031670

A magical barrier that:
- Dampens magic
- Cuts the wifi and phone signals
- Only shows 1 TV channel
- Keeps it in perpetual overcast

>>94031670
Hades is there too, try figuring that one out

>Still no Ariel
Nah I'm good

>>94022723
The owner of the circus from Dumbo is on the island too

is he evil?

>>94022476
Only good that can come from this is if the daughter of Ursula gets a decent doll, since Mattel isnt delivering.

>>94022655
Who fucked them? Didnt most of those characters die before they could get laid?

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>>94022476
>no Clooney

I feel cheated