>be me
>hasslehoff main
>hoff's had stats nerfed down by 20%
>krabby land expansion comes out
>doing raid
>have to fight krabby the clown boss
>uses cheapy the cheapskate attack
>weakens all my stats and critical hits me
>his critical hit percentage is at 99%
How come they nerfed hasslehoff and not Krabby?
I stopped playing when Squidward stopped being viable, did they ever nerf Larry?
>>93992236
I swear to fuck if this turns into a Dr Pig thread…
>>93992236
There actually was a SpongeBob MMO, but it never left beta.
>try to sell fish paste out of my warehouse
>that one blue fish with red trunks and sharp teeth always tries to driveby me
>Sandy takes forever to answer her phone and spawn me an invisible boatmobile
>get my shit kicked in
What do I do to counter this? I'm a rank 112 Plankton.
Best zone coming through
At least they left Neptune alone. Besides the karate gloves I feel like he has the only viable physical weapon with range. Can't wait for the Manray DLC.
>Be me
>Patrick main
>Find a Spongebob main who kills people when he talks
>It doesn't work on me
>I tell him it's because of his ugliness stat
>There actually is no ugly stat
>Meet him at his house
>Make hime come out of the closet
>He becomes insecure again
>I end up getting his ugliness after he gives me a consumable
What is this shit?
>>93992236
Just pick Plankton and put some turrets behind him, explosion hits to the back always deal critical damage and have a high chance to cause confusion due to Vietnam trauma. Sure, he has low HP but the speed should let you dodge most of his attacks with a bit of skill.
Also, Squilliam Fancyson has that money burn skill which can also stun Krabby for several seconds, just try to not get hit because he gets rrage after snapping out of the stun.
Interdimensional Dolphin class when?
>be me
>mr krabs main
>selling my old items
>give an old soda drinking hat accesory to spongebob main for free
>find out that hat was a rare 5 star item
>use ghost attack to scare him into thinking the hat is cursed
>he burries it in the boneyard zone
>go on a boneyard raid to find it
>engage in a smitty werbenjagermanjensen boss fight
>he summons skeletons to fight
>finally defeat them
>get hat back
>find out the hats are now common items
>butwait.jpg
>hear mr k talk about errol finn during the boss fight
are the devs hinting at a future character?
DAILY BOSS HARDNESS RANKINGS:
SS TIER:
>Puffy Fluffy
>Abrasive Spongebob
>Double D, Johnny Bravo, I.R. Baboon, and Buttercup (The secret commercial event)
>Squilliam's Revenge
>Sea Rhinoceros
>E.V.I.L.
>Wormy
>Spongebot Steelpants
>THE APPETIZER
>The Cyclops
>ALASKAN BULL WORM
S TIER:
>The Mob of 46853
>Hungry Hand
>Buckethead Neptune
>Dennis
>King Patrick
>Talking Dog
>Doodlebob Round 2
>Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
>Man-RayOpolis Man Ray
A TIER:
>Giant Krabby Patty
>Sea Whelks
>Tattletale Strangler
>Dead Eye
>Bubble Bass
>Hash Slinging Slasher
>Sea Bear
>Grand King Patrick
>King Jellyfish
B TIER:
>A Real Gorilla
>Atomic Flounder
>Doodlebob
>The Moth
>Seagulls
>What Zit Tooya
>Flying Dutchman
C TIER:
>Big One
>Alternate Krabs
>Kelp Thing
>The Fleas
>Man Ray
>Squidward's Ghost
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER:
>Plankton
>Flats the Flounder
>Bubble Bass
>Dirty Bubble
>Sneaky Hermit
>Doodle Squidward
>Le Spatula
>Squilliam (Band Geeks only)
>Kevin C. Cucumber
>Udon
>>93995108
>>Abrasive Spongebob
Seriously fuck that nigga
>>93995108
>Alaskan Bullworm
>Hard
>>93995108
>King Patrick
Shouldn't he be top tier? His weapon taking skill is hard to beat.
>>93994676
I was at that raid. You better not have been one of those gold team faggots who kept spamming first dime
>tfw I missed the foxy grandpa hat when the shop had it for free because I wasted all my time and money buffing my ghost stat for that stupid werbenjagermanjensen raid
I'm a fucking retard, now it's worth 300 goober dollars and smitty's hat is worth 5
>>93995108
Move A Real Gorilla to A, Doodlebob to S, Doodlebob Part 2 to SS, Alaskan Bull Worm to B, Sea Gulls to A, E.V.I.L. to B, and Squilliam's Revenge to C. Now it's a perfect list.
>>93995108
>>93997544
I forgot a few. Let me fix it.
SS TIER:
>Puffy Fluffy
>Plankton's Army
>Abrasive Spongebob>Double D, Johnny Bravo, I.R. Baboon, and Buttercup (The secret commercial event)
>Doodlebob Round 2
>Sea Rhinoceros
>Wormy
>Spongebot Steelpants
>THE APPETIZER
>The Cyclops
S TIER:
>The Mob of 46853
>Hungry Hand
>Buckethead Neptune
>Dennis
>Squidward's Ghost
>King Patrick
>Talking Dog
>Doodlebob
>The Art Collector
>Tom
>Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
>Man-RayOpolis Man Ray
A TIER:
>Giant Krabby Patty
>A Real Gorilla
>Sea Whelks
>Tattletale Strangler
>Dead Eye
>Bubble Bass
>Hash Slinging Slasher
>Sea Bear
>Seagulls
>The Lionfish
>Jellien Overlord
>Grand King Patrick
>King Jellyfish
B TIER:
>E.V.I.L.
>Howard Blandy
>Drippy Brothers Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
>ALASKAN BULL WORM
>Atomic Flounder
>The Moth
>What Zit Tooya
>Flying Dutchman
C TIER:
>Big One
>Jack M. Crazyfish
>Squilliam's Revenge
>Alternate Krabs
>Kelp Thing
>The Fleas
>Man Ray
>Squidward's Ghost
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER:
>Plankton
>Flats the Flounder
>Bubble Bass
>Dirty Bubble
>Sneaky Hermit
>Doodle Squidward
>Le Spatula
>Squilliam (Band Geeks only)
>Kevin C. Cucumber
>Udon
>>93997999
Good list, also check'd
>Be me
>Krabs main
>Compete with a Plankton main next door
>Eventually by the 6 AM to 11 PM working hours upgrade to the Krusty Krab
>Look outside
>The Plankton main's already got the 23 hours upgrade
That little flotsam Plankton main thinks he can stay open longer then me, does he?
>>93998349
Sure, I don't know, why not?
>>93998370
WELL HE'S WRONG!
How do I get the Rock mount?
Someone told me it's a Spongebob exclusive, can I not get it playing Larry?
>>93998400
Oh, okay, sure.
>>93998407
Nah man. Only spongebob knows how to ride the boulder.
I hear that you can secretly unlock squidward's house. I hear you have to go to the surface city zone and i can find him in one of the neighborhoods. He also has the brick shit ability.
>>93998510
Wasn't that confirmed to only be a modification?
>>93998510
No has the white smoke ability that allows him to fly while exhuming a cold white foamy substance
Posting the best parts of the game's soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZnHvbv92c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlSXRQRDZ58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlLMyU6yuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFFNg-yqRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPyCavz8nMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXuTty8ZE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ifk3G8wffg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XLz8pq6-90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFFuzw5z3wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXPrTCv7q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsxPOKHcdFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3clmKqLW84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RABAMtcaJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHBHHEoJ_WA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1MHfA5v3Co
>Post yfw Death Trap starts playing during a raid
Anyone who plays past v. 1.16 is a moron. The game's turned into nothing but grinding for goober dollars and shit expansions. Oh, and the damn PvP sucks.
>>93998704
>tfw eastside story plays at night during the game
TOO MUCH COMFY
>>93998704
Good list but you missed a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lETeE6-8PA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXMfVZ9Hal4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQUJMNev9zg
Goo Lagoon raid was top tier
And how could you forget the PvP duel theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7luN6pwdI
Never could fully appreciate this one when you're above water and there are 30 seconds until you dry out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqFqIe_gyHY
>>93995108
>Abrasive Spongebob
>tfw I had to solo him with an underlevelled Gary build
>be me
>spongebob main
>want to tell people my username
>my username is missing
>try to find it
>not on screen
>patrick main helps me
>go do a krusty krab dumpster raid
>find out that a dirty sock covored where my username is on my computer screen
>tfw room is a damn mess
How do I unlock the time machine?
Is there anything scarier than a Living Like Larry buffed Larry sprinting towards you
>>93998893
The Krusty Towers also had some kino music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9BZR-4TlYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq4c2avFasM
Same goes for the Band Geeks update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=491I1nJ04V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
And let's not forget the music when you're Sandy and it's Pre-Hibernation and you're doing PVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOnsCZvFbk
>>93998957
>hide in the krusty krab freezer
>wake up in the future
>triggers quest
>use time machine
>also get spongetron companion
>go back to the stone age
>fight a dead meme
>go back to the future
The time machine is now yours to use
>>93998962
Having a Mr. Krabs who's lost his millionth dollar be on your team.
>>93995108
So I know he's not great for those who seek a real challange, but I maintain that Bubble Bass really is one of the best bosses in the game. I've never had a bad time doing his raid, the Krabby Patty minigame thing is dope as hell, and his VA is amazing.
[Spoiler] "The pickles were under his tongue the whole time!" I still get chills. [/spoiler]
>>93999003
>>93998893
>>93998704
>none of you guys have this song on your lists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbGEfoOUbs
Pathetic
Can I still get the Apocolypse outfits?
Is it true it was a movie tie-in event only?
>>93999066
It's not as terrifying as being chased down by a Kevin main in his Queen Jellyfish robot, only for "Nigeria Rex" to be the words you hear, then realizing that the fucking King Jellyfish is behind you.
>>93999119
>tfw you're on the final part of the episodic sb movie raid and this plays during the final boss
>>93999160
>tfw you complete it and this plays in the credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89k1l3-Ruxg
Can we agree that this is the best tutorial to exist in a video game?
Alright /co/, let's answer this once and for all, which covenant are you a part of?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13483032
>>93999371
>ijlsa lets me become capekino
nuff said
>>93999426
>tfw hasslehoff mains get a sweet nick fury alt outfit
Posting builds for every character, starting with Spongebob.
>>93999513
Here's the first half of Patrick's builds. For some reason the devs wouldn't stop sucking Patrick and Krabs' cocks because of their love for them.
>>93999550
And the second half of Patrick's builds.
>holographic meatloaf nerfed
>AGAIN
Seriously, what the fuck even is the point in wasting a slot on this item anymore? v. 1.17 was a mistake.
>>93999371
E.V.I.L. by far has the best sidequests and rewards, but I've heard Cephalopod Lodge is absurdly good once you gain access to it.
>>93999581
All of Squidward's builds.
>>93999513
>be me
>on japanese server
>almost every sponegbob main is a maid build
What the fuck is up with the japs and maids?
>>93999612
First half of Krabs' builds.
>>93999616
The maid build is pretty weak, but it stuns enemies with your looks.
>>93999654
Diaper Princess build's for fetishists.
>>93999691
First half of Plankton's builds.
>>93999719
Second half of Plankton's builds.
So when is the Sandy update coming out? It's been too long.
>>93999755
I hear that we'll get a texas zone
>>93999750
And here's all of Sandy's builds. As a note, I posted Squidward's transformations instead of his builds by accident, so expect me to post those later.
>>93999792
Sounds dumb.
>>93999792
Is the Texas update the same as the Sandy update though? The dev team is silent.
>>93999755
It got scrapped over controversy when the community item contest winner was a MAGA hat
Why couldn't i save them during the squilliam krusty krab quest? Millions of bobs, dead.
>>93997999
Doodlebob round 2 still gives me chills. Plus the fact that they blatantly ripped off that one popular metal song for it makes it even better.
>>93999371
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that haven't joined the Club Spongebob covenant
It's a pain in the ass to finish the unquitable "Escape the Kelp Forest" quest that triggers once you join, but you immediately get +20 to your wilderness stat and access to the Magic Conch item
>>93999797
First part of Squidward's tremendous amount of builds.
>>93999937
Second half of Squidward's builds. I'm now gonna spend the rest of the thread posting the transformations for all the characters.
Apple world expansion when?
>>93999992
First half of Patrick's transformations.
i hope the next game is a reboot, they really fucked up the timeline with this one
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants
Did they fucking nerf the disturbed debuff from PatBack? I swore this game off until they fixed that shit.
>>93998468
wrong
>>93998407
normally the rock is a spongebob exclusive mount, but you can gain access to it if you go for a pioneer build early in the game. you'd have to put literally all your skill points into wilderness and wisdom though, and larry starts with a base of 2 wisdom and 12 wilderness. not worth it
>>94000093
Patrick's second half of the transformations. I'll move on to Sandy's transformations next.
>Put all my points into endurance training for The Great Snail Race challenge
>Still lose
Fuck this bullshit man, I just want that trophy
>>94000234
>>94000194
The secret's that the slowest snail always wins. Here's Sandy's transformations.
>>93992236
I just unlocked Nosferatu from the Hash-Slinging Slasher quest. Is he any good? I'm a Dennis main currently but I may switch.
>>94000299
The slash bringing hasher?
>>94000291
okay mate this joke is wearing a little thin, you don't have to keep going with literally every character
brevity, my dude
NERF THIS SHIT. I swear you faggots who main this shit especially on PVP Servers are worse than hitler
>>94000173
When will we have that expansion about that war in 1950?
>>94000357
I'll stop now. I just do it out of dedication.
What is this spongebob online thing? because I'm interested
How do we fix the economy bros? The price of shells has significantly increased and I fear the economy could crash.
Alright, time to decide which boss is best boss once and for all.
https://strawpoll.com/6yxsh626
>>94000553
>he doesn't know
Barnaclehead.
>>94000553
Team based shooter. Lots ofhats.
So can we agree that the final boss was the hardest and best in the game and that it's in a tier of it's own?
>>93999797
The Pickle Jar doesn't have the right to be that good
It's kinda ironic when you think about itstill my favorite tho
>tfw got my Strange Unusual Jellyfish Net up to Barnaclehead
>got scammed for 23.1 shells and lost it.
What a load of Hoopla.
>>94000859
He's in the same tier as King Mulch, The Nibiru Entity, and Evil Ren, but isn't quite in the same tier of hype and story finishing that The Vet and Eddy's Brother perform.
This alt outfit looks familiar
Anyone else here have the rare spongeboy alt outfit?
best raid coming through
>>94001520
I love the orchestra
Anyone got any raid stories?
>>93993440
Undoubtedly but did they really have remake it into a Zombies map in the sequel? That was a bit much.
>>94001243
After they patched the glitch in that mission, i just gave up
>have to fight 15 waves of nematodes
>can't buy krabby patties or upgrade stats during mission
>I'm a Larry main, so I have mad strength but shit speed and agility
>nematodes swarm me
>less than half health by the fifth wave
fuck that
>>94000859
It's up there with the Dirty Dan final boss, didn't think they'd add in Pinhead into the mix
MM/co/ RATINGS:
GOD TIER:
SPONGEBOB ONLINE
ED EDD N' EDDY ONLINE
GREAT TIER:
KING OF THE HILL ONLINE
MEH TIER:
COURAGE ONLINE
SCOOBY DOO ONLINE
REN AND STIMPY ONLINE
SHIT TIER:
EVERYTHING ELSE
>>94002853
Nicktoons online was pretty good before they decided to go full Spongebob
>>94001520
>tfw last phase of the fight, orchestra starts playing, and you forgot you are still using a coral blue #2 semi gloss lipstick
>>93999371
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13483032
>Not joining the official Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Fan Club.
>>94003008There's literally nothing wrong with actors
>>93999130
>He doesn't know
>find Mermaidman belt while playing a fresh Spongebob build
>1/100000 chance to find at the Krusty Krab
>YES
>run around zapping everyone and everything with it
>all tiny now, real easy to defeat with nerfed stats, makes PVP a joke
>fun.exe
I got some of my raidmates accidentally while I was doing this though, how do I make everyone big again?
>>94003738
Did you set it to wumbo?
>>94003738
>didn`t max out wumbology
>He doesn't main Tom
Tfw you will never do the living like larry questline for the first time ever again.
>>94004139
Tom's a hidden boss that sometimes appears as a normal NPC, and he's one of the hardest in the game. Just hope you didn't put one ice cube in his drink instead of two.
>>94004159
>Go passive route
>fight Tom
>remember chocolate bar from Fancy Livin' quest
>give chocolate to Tom
>Get 5000 goober dollars and unlock Tom
>mfw
>>94004216
>Do the pizza quest
>Have to deliver pizza to Tom, this time he's red
>Get to him
>IT DIDN'T MENTION THAT HE ASKED FOR A DRINK TOO
>This is an early game quest
>>94001117
Oh shit it's the Maniac
>Be me
>Squidward main
>Live next to a Spongebob main and a Patrick main
>One day, they both get Reef Blowers
>They decide to ruin my house through glitches
>I tell them to put my windows back
>They destroy my house by launching the windows at it
>Go to Squidville
>Everything's fun
>Then I realize there's only four things to do
>The only exclusive item there is Canned Bread
>Everyone there are huge dicks
Is this what hell feels like?
>Dirty Dan DLC Dan schneider costume for $89
WTF
>>94003993
>>94004027
>>94003738
>switch to wumbo, just keeps shrinking shit
>need a special stat AND one of the rarest starting location items to use them both properly
Fuck, one of my raidmates was a maxed Supersponge build from the 2nd movie release too. He's gonna be pissed at me.
Who Howard main here?
>>94004488
UPDATE:
>Go to park to calm down
>Shitters laughing about a minigame
>See that some fuck left their reef blower in the area
>Take it
>Squid mains start laughing
>Steal their weapons
>Shove them back
>Start glitching characters out
>Get hated by everyone
>Reduce Squidville to a glitch-filled mess
>Fly off in the sunset, essentially flipping them off because their range can't reach me
Is there a better feeling?
>>94004620
Getting back the krabby patty formula as a spongebob main is the only thing i can think of that comes close.
>>94000375
this
>be plankton main
>set up shop against a krabs main
>doesn't notice me
>have karen maxed out, getting the formula should be easy
>send her & robotic army
>some level 3 spongebob main accidently drops some money while trying to clean out their inventory
>krabs main picks it up
>it's his one millionth dollar
>mfw he instakills my entire army and me without realizing it
Why hasn't he been nerfed yet? Way too easy to farm.
>>94004620
I once beat Nude Krabs as Gary, very, very challenging but worth it for the shell detatchment upgrade.