get me pictures of that web-swinging menace, Spider-Man, /co/!

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Got your usual pics, Jonah.

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>>93973407
Public nudity! Another entry on Spider-Man's extensive criminal record. Good work, /co/. You'll have your check by the end of the day.

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Sir, this is like the fourth time this week that you've put spiderman on the front page.

Isn't there that trial or something the hulk's sister is doing defense for? How about something like that? For a while at least... I think the layout editor at least would welcome working with something other than blue and red.

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Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

And why was Ed Asner's voice made for this role?

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>>93973223
Here

>>93973986
When are we doing the She-Hulk bikini shoot?

>>93974162
>never heard of ed asner
>check his previous work
Holy shit so much awesome stuff
He was fucking cosgrove

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>>93974308
It's next Wednesday, Anon. Now get back to writing those comic strips for the bugle! The one with the orange cat always makes me laugh!

>>93973986
and you, Ms. Jolly Green Giant! Spider-Man is always causing trouble for this city, and the people need to know! He's always costing the city millions of taxpayer dollars in damages whenever one of those other costumes freak shows up!

People like me and Anon over there get our wallets gutted while you and your friends in the mansion or tower or wherever you congregate nowadays sit back and wait for the next creep to show up!

>>93974511
I WANNA SEE GIANT GREEN TITTIES, JAY

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>>93974434
If you've watched cartoons since the '90s, you've definitely come across his voice several times. He was even in Up.

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Hey Jameson, check out what i found

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>>93974511
What are your real intentions towards Spiderman, Mr. Jameson? Are you perhaps hiding some lewd repressed homosexual urges towards him?

>>93974565
Yeah the voice just fits everything looking through it. Once I remembered he was in the boondocks I forgot I once read that ed wuncler was based on him visually.

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>>93974579
Are you trying to blackmail me with poorly drawn pornography? Get out of my office, you scum. I'll see that never work in this town again!

I remember the first time I ever read a Spider-Man comic. I didn't know anything about Spider-Man, and I was young enough that I only knew a little bit about WWII too. I could recognize Hitler, but I didn't know, like, when the war happened, or that Hitler was dead.

So when this guy who appeared to be Hitler suddenly showed up without introduction or explanation and it became clear Peter Parker worked for him, I was INCREDIBLY confused.

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>>93973223
Spider-Man, chief? SAY NO MORE!

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>>93974627
listen up, you crazies! I am not having sexual relations with that webbed wackjob. I have a wife, and a son who's an accomplished astronaut! If any of you bring this up again inside the walls of this building I will personally published an article about your embarrassing dismissal from the Daily Bugle staff!

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>>93974733
Sorry Morales, we're not accepting applications.

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J Jonah Jameson doesn't care about black people

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>>93974533
If you want to see those, ask Ms. Walters. All she does is walk around and crush all my good chairs, I'm sure she'd be bored enough to say yes.

>>93974766
>had a wife

>read this thread in jk Simmons voice
Help I am crying this is too good

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Here is a good pic of Spidey Mr Jameson!

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>>93975015
A lot of good men and women died that day, you stunted ass. Get out of my office.

Security, make sure Anon is not allowed inside the Bugle from this day forward.

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>>93975061

>>93975061
But sir it is just a still from this footage found of Spiderman!
https://youtu.be/bjtXUULtH4E

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>>93973223
fun fact: JJJ and Parker represented the relation between Ditko and Stan Lee

Pic related came just before Ditko left

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come on, you louts! Doesn't anyone in this office have something good?

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>>93975338
I do

>>93974673
Are there ore of these?

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Hey jj, spiderman's been doing some weird stuff that you should see

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>>93975440
Look at him, it's disgusting. Write up an article about how the webhead is a terrible role model for children. We can work on some more material later!

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>>93975451
I - I can't make heads or tails or these. It's like a fever dream. If this is what Spider-Man has been doing in between bouts of destroying public property, we can spin this as his final descent into madness. Good find though, Anon.

>>93975515
did he died?

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>>93975548
What are your thoughts on the shady people Spiderman hangs out with?

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Hey, JJJ, this might prove Spidey might have a different identity!

>>93974677
Hitler had his stache and look based on JJ.

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>>93975671
to be honest Anon, I can't tell them apart from the regular rabble these days. All I know is that one of these days I'm gonna lose my car when one of them gets flung onto it from three blocks away...

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>persecuting a black superhero

Why is JJJ so racist?

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This ones for JJ!

>>93975472
Oh man, those Elsa and Spidey Jewtube videos are so autistic.

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>>93975834

>>93973223
Imagine if you will, everything is canon in this thread. Well at least it's better than Slott's shit.

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JJ i have proff that spiderman hides dangerous weapons in that suit of his. also that he likes hanging around playgrounds a little too much

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>>93975944
Perfect! Get that story on the front page of the next paper that leaves this building!

>>93975992
Nobody reads newspapers anymore, JJ, it's all about the internet now.

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>>93976066
that's why I have bottom-feeders like you, Anon! I pay you to keep the Bugle on the cutting edge, now keep the internet website thing up and your trap shut!

>>93974511
>People like me and Anon over there get our wallets gutted while you and your friends in the mansion or tower or wherever you congregate nowadays sit back and wait for the next creep to show up!

That's.... a good point actually.

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JJ I Got a huge scoop

spidermen indoctrinate teenage girls into weird sex cult. also they like too piss on them too.

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"Spider-Man - Teenage Predator!" That'll be sure to turn this city against him!

>>93976262
>>93976318

I would apologize for not citing you work, Anon, but I don't like you're tie.

Mr. Jameson! Telephone for you, someone claiming to have captured Spider-Man!

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>>93977129
That's the best news I've heard since my hippie doctor told me to watch my blood pressure!

Well don't just stand there like an idiot, Anon, give me the details! Where was it? What happened? Who was involved?

Mr. Jameson a Mr. Raimi is on line one waiting for you, he says its urgent

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Jameson, don't you think you should do an article talking about the white man's burden?

>>93973986
thanks doc

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>>93977614
False alarm sir, it's two cosplayers posting smutty pictures on the instagram.