Oh you must be Peter's friend, Anon! He's told me so

BETER

>>93966348
I'm gonna butter your bread

>>93966348
Did he tell you about this? *unzips dick*

i need some smutty fanfic on this

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>>93966348
This is the kind of diversity we need.

>>93966348
I heard from a Italian deli owner that those things hidden under that little camisole are pierced, mind giving us a peak?

>>93966348
I feel like they tried to make her seem less sexy with the glasses and high waisted pants yet they still played up her being hot and younger anyway. It was weird. But I liked it.

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"Oh, hey there Anon. What are you doing here?"

>>93966632
I got the impression that they were going for her not realizing that she was sexy and her being dressed a bit frumpishly instead of in a more fashionable style was a way for them to get that across. It also seemed like it was meant to show that despite looking younger her personality was still the same old-fashioned, worrying, motherly, Aunt May

>>93966823
She definitely looked way sexier in Civil War than in Homecoming. Whether that was intentional or not, I don't know.

>>93966348
Anybody got some Peter X Aunt May to share.

Why didn't Peter's Spider-Sense warn him that the asian guy jerked off onto a pile of rice and served it to his aunt?

>>93966858
OP PLS

It's weird how her glasses made her go from hot to terrible in an instant.

>Tom Holland turns out to be into women after all
>He's dating Zendaya and not Marissa Tomei

What's wrong with him?

>>93966348
I can't wait until they introduce Namor so he can fuck everyones love interests.

>>93966846
It's a good bet that they didn't know what they wanted to do with her character in CW. You can see it with Peter too, he was much more amateurish in Homecoming.

>>93966971
21 year with 52 year old. Yeah.

>>93966823
>I got the impression that they were going for her not realizing that she was sexy and her being dressed a bit frumpishly instead of in a more fashionable style was a way for them to get that across. It also seemed like it was meant to show that despite looking younger her personality was still the same old-fashioned, worrying, motherly, Aunt May

Honestly, I find that concept way hotter.

>>93967090
homosexual detected

>>93966348
Peter's mom has got it going on

>>93966567
>wrinklewashing

>>93966950
They didn't

>>93966632
High waist pants are in again though.

>>93967057
He was much more competent and even mature in "Civil War".

>>93967230
>>93967057


Was he? He stopped mid fight to gawk at Bucky's arm, he got BTFO by Ant-Man's hand randomly swinging around because he wasn't paying attention, and the whole time he was looking to Stark for cues and not really doing anything on his own.

>Stark said to go for your legs
>Uh, guys, they're not stopping

>>93966950

it's weird how gay you are

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>Oh no! Peter! What are you doing at my "dancing job"! Get out of here!

Yo aunt may may i impregnate you pls

>>93966348
BEGONE, THOT
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

"Oh my Peter, you have a date for Homecoming? I suppose I should teach you how to show your date a good time... Come with me to the bedroom, Peter..."

>>93967325
He still managed to take down Giant-Man entirely on his own. More than anything he accomplished in "Homecoming".

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>>93966779

>>93967731

>on his own
>Iron Man and War Machine legit double punch Giant-Man to drop him

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>put Peter in highschool
>don't make him an angry disgruntled asshole who is one spider bite away from pulling a Carrie on everyone
What's the point?

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>>93966858

Why does May get younger and younger with each adaptation?

>>93968121
It never made much sense for her to be so old in the first place. At least not in Peter's high school/early college years.

>>93968000
Please. As if the majority of people know that he was ever like that. To the man on the street, Peter Parker is a stammering wimpy 15 year old, so that's who they're gonna put in the movies.

>>93967731

Literally 4 people were fighting Giant Man at once. How is that "on his own"????

>>93966858

Will Ultimate May and Pete do?

Just replace the _ with .

xmen_adult-fanfiction_org/story_php?no=600091002

>>93968067
Sauce me my dude

>>93969554
>>93968067
Tinkerbomb

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>>93967090
>Not being a cougar hunter

>Marisa Tomei
>Diane Lane
>Lauren Cohan
Who else should join the League of Extraordinary MILFs?

>>93967210
With super basic white girls though. Why do they think those look good?

>>93970599
Would Helen Mirren count or would she be more along the lines of GMILF?

>>93970599
Selma Hayek.

>>93966632
That scene where Peter rested his head on Aunt May's tummy after getting kicked out of the Stark Internship made me feel things

we need more slashfics

I really think May knowing Peter is Spidey came way too fucking soon.

Next movie will be nothing but "PETEAH IT IS TOO DANGEROUSSSS".

>>93966348
for some weird reason i thought that this was the chick from friends

>>93966930
He's relied on his spidey sense for too long so they got rid off it

>>93971381
Jennifer Aniston?

Also a hottie in her late 40's.

post her pit hairs

>>93967090
>Marisa Tomei is 52
Obviously, she is key to the Hypercrisis.

>>93967121
>>93969846

Older women find you just as unattractive as girls your own age do, you hilariously obvious virgins.

>>93968067
Auntcumming by tracyscops

>>93966348
Am I the only one who thinks she isn't that attractive? She isn't ugly, but I wouldn't say she is pretty that everyone who see her want to fuck her like in the movie.

>>93973641
>if you think its acceptable for a 21 year old to be involved with a 52 year old you're an ugly virgin
???

>>93973641
>Older women find
Stop right there
Why should anyone care what older women think?

>>93973641
>t. butthurt roastie

>>93966348
I would fill her barren womb with semen.

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>>93968067
>action is his reward

>>93974892
>roastie
yup, definitely a virgin

>>93975345
>hole-based social shaming
Every damn time

>>93967383
>Aunt May, why is Whiplash alive... and hitting on you?

Y-yyy-y-*dies*

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>>93966348

What the fuck

Why is Aunt May smokin' hot now

It feels wrong

>>93975092

Sauce on this one

>>93975345
Did that trigger you roastie?

>>93975399
It's funny how holes willingly devalue themselves to just being holes.

>>93976855
It's already been mention in the thread.

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>>93966348
>I'm spiderman's friend

What's it like to have friends with attractive moms/aunts?

I live in the midwest where every older woman is fat and ugly so I've never encountered this situation.

>>93968067
WHAT THE F-

>>93966348
Oh okay. I'll come back later.

who else wanted to lick spidey's naked abs?

>>93969846
They're called pumas, moron.

>>93978379
id pummel that ass

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>>93978245
Here, have some more.

>>93979276
thank you friend

>>93968198
I figured she was supposed to be his great aunt, at least originally.

>>93979332
nope

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>>93979307
There's not much else I can post on a blue board though.

>>93977513
TInkerbomb? Seems like a different guy, anon.

>>93979276
I don't want to, but I'm hearing Lois Griffin's voice.

>>93979276
>>93979785
I hear ya, anon.

It's Uncle Grandpa for me

>>93966348
auntie my crotch hurts, something is wrong with me? please take a look

>>93973641
Okay lady whatever

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COMING IN 2019

>>93980480
Oh but I'm coming right now

>>93980480
niiiiiiice

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>>93972933
>Fucking a slammin motherly cougar
>The fucking Gentry come out her coocher

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>>93971458