itt: characters with dumb powers >survival of the fittest/hyper-instincts

>>93961768
>becoming extremely legally literate in a courtroom out of nowhere
Except he didn't.
He didn't show any suprior legal awareness.
He was just about to talk in a very articulate and smart way, using a language he probably already knew when he was a normal teen, before his powers manifested.

>>93963012
shit man, imagine that kid gets depressed enough that he toys with suicide, he basically blow himself up on just the thought of it.

>>93961768
That sounds like a neat power, not a dumb one.

>>93963012
>control both the density and shape of the explosion
>Fuck this gay earth, I want to take everyone with me..an explosion big as earth and dense as a dwarf star!

>>93963012
At least you're not Beak or Eyeboy.

>>93963012
>suicide bomber man
Marvel is truly ahead of their times.

>>93963678
>at least your useless power can kill you unlike those two really lame guys who get laid

>>93963012
this kid is the answer to every whiny little X-shit who bitched about Wanda taking their powers away

>>93963645
Anon, you can bend your legs and then release the potential energy to leave the ground. You can control the height and angle.

That doesn't mean you can jump into space.

>>93963012
is [replace this section with dialogue of your choice] going to become a thing at marvel?


It's really lazy

>>93965046
[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ABOUT ISRAEL???]

Was that real or just an edit, btw?

>>93965316
I dl'd the original comic and I am sorry that it is legit...

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>>93963012
>>93963645
>My dreams are all dead and buried
>Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
>When God comes and calls me to his kingdom
>I'll take all ya sons of bitches when I go!
>Let Her Blow!

>>93965316
100% real I didn't believe it the first like ten times it was posted

>>93964339
The guy still can get laid.
But with his useless power he can still live a normal life and go out into the streets without anyone calling him a mutie.