You faggots told me this show was good. All I saw was four episodes

>>93947920
I hope you're not implying that you jumped right into the show at that point without watching the first two seasons

>>93947942
And all the episodes I saw before were just gay slice of life bullshit.

>>93947920
Dude, you have no idea who any of those people are, how they got there or what was going on! This is the third season!
These characters are motivated by what happened before, in two whole seasons that set up who Star and Marco are, what their relation to Ludo is, how Star's mother ticks, what connects her to Toffee, who those unconscious people are... Hell, this is the secomd half of an arc!

>>93948076
Ludo wants power, and once he gets that power the Kingdom seems no better or worse than under the King. There's no reason to care.

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>>93947920
Well, people with taste actually like the show and enjoy it without nitpicking over useless stuff, which I don't see with you OP.

>>93948240
>demanding simple plot coherence or a reason to care about the character's motivation is nitpicking

You're worse than SU fags.

>>93947942
>Actually subjecting yourself to the first season
No anon, you are the fool.

>>93948152
Yeah, you have no idea how Ludo developed. He used to be powerful, before all this. But he lusted after more and in his greed fell from grace, only to claw his way back up, half mad in his desperation. What do you think is the reason he wears a chips bag instead of normal clothing?
The king is an idiot and he nearly ruined the kingdom because he tried to distract himself from being worried sick about his family. See, you have no point of reference to just the week before when things were fine. Before Toffee happened. Before Ludo stole the book, before Starco was confirmed endgame.

>>93947920
OP, if ever you're confused about why a fandom subjects themselves to a shitty show on /co/, the answer is always some combination of waifus, shipping, and lore wankery. You can drop into any general or discussion of Star vs, Steven Universe, or Gravity falls, and this will instantly be shown to be true. All you have to do to get nerds on the internet to fly to your defense and incessantly post about your show is have some reasonably cute girls, have some relationship bullshit, preferrably with multiple cute girls, and put some vagualy defined "deep" backstory to precede it all trickle out information on over several seasons.

>>93948444
trips of truth

>>93948356
>comic relief villain goes through fall from grace

Never seen that before.

>You faggots told me this show was good
/co/ has extremely low standards

The 4-parter was like a 6/10 start 4/10 finish.

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>>93947920
>I watched the culmination of two seasons of character and plot developments with zero context, and I didn't understand anything
>What a dumb show

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>>93948444
Ok then what shows do you like?

>>93947920
it really wasn't all that good

>>93948317
>I jumped in at the beginning of the third season which was picking up from a cliffhanger resulting from two full seasons of build up and I don't understand anything

>>93947920
>characters meandering around with no clear motivation
to be fair, only moon and star had any idea what was going on. That part with Marco and River didn't seem very necessary though, it's almost a filler episode

>>93948472
He's actually one of the best developed character in the show. I'm usually not very keen on redemption stories, since most of them are pretty forced and hinge on crying, but Ludo's journey is certainly winning me over.

I liked how at the end of the movie instead of joining the heroes all of a sudden, he goes into self-imposed exile to collect his thoughts. I like it when character development actually takes it time.

>>93948552
He should really just go mother Buff Frog's kids already.

>>93948510
>>93948545
I watched season 2.

>>93948552
>villain goes into self-imposed exile

Just like my Japanese animes!

>>93948552
I don't understand why Star just did that for him without even asking one question or offering any alternatives.

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>>93947920
Could you have possibly formed your own opinion? Neat.

>>93948599
Oh, so you're just retarded then.

>>93948599
And you didn't watch season 1? M8, you're a faggot.

>>93948602
She obviously don't think much of him yet. At least she handed him a bag of chips for the journey.

Getting some serious Cardassian vibes from the lizards.

Much like Gul Dukat, Toffee did nothing wrong.

Friendly lizard tailor who's totally not a spy joining and befriending the main cast when?

>>93948633
Sorry not everyone likes you're gay little shipping show.

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>>93947920
>All I saw was four episodes stapled together
>Pic related was the only character with actual motivation.
Maybe give it a chance and actually watch it in fucking order next time. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion when you don't even give the show a halfway fair chance.

Reminder that if Eclipsa is endgame this show officially has shit writing

>>93948677
I watched season 2 before this, read the thread you cunt.

>>93948694
Your thread is shit and so are you.

>>93948472
He was not comic relief, though. He was the main villain for the first season. Then he got supplanted through his own failings and went murder hobo for all of season two, building an army of rats. Only to find himself again in machinations far, far beyond his understanding. Of course we have seen elements of this before, but playing a villain quite like that is not a common thing. He is truly the tragic protagonist of his own story of treachery, madness and greed. He gets his own episodes, just him against the wilderness. Taming wild beasts, recruiting his minions, fighting for his revenge on the world that hates him so.

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>>93948599
>glossaryck
>villain

K TO THE E TO THE K

I'm pretty sure he's trolling. Don't feed the trolls.

>>93948317
>You're worse than SU fags
I think generally people watch the episodes before an opening to a season that's two seasons in before making that kind of call

>>93948748
I meant Ludo, you dumb nigger.

>>93948694
>I watched season 2 before this,
I find that considerably hard to believe given your opinion on Ludo. I bet you just read episode synopses

>>93948748
That post was about Ludo senpai.

>>93948719
While it's true he was the main antagonist of S1, you can't really deny that he was also mainly a comic relief character in that season.

What's really cool is that he went from pure comic relief villain to interesting tragic side character, and usually you see the opposite.

>>93948782
>nobody who watched the show could have a different opinion than me.

>>93948646
But she couldn't even be assed to hand the chips to him, and instead just tossed them after him with no guarantee they won't just fly past him and out of his reach.

>>93948822
If only you actually watched the show.

You already outed yourself earlier then you backpedaled into "oh but I watched season 2"

>>93948673
>you're
You were supposed to prove that you weren't retarded, not confirm it.

>>93948472
>Never seen that before
Where have you seen that before?

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>>93948843
well he did try to kill her father and love interest 5 minutes earlier

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>>93947920
Watch the first two seasons for context. I don't think you did.

>>93948822
You can have a different opinion, but when you're just stating blatantly false facts and claiming they're opinions we're going to call you retarded you retard.

>>93948855
>>93948862
>>93948903
>>93948911

>being this defensive about some shitty cartoon.

>>93948937
I'm glad you've devolved from trying to pretend you know what you're talking about to just insulting people.

>>93948812
True, he was not all that threatening, but comic relief is a bit much in a show that was just comedy at the time.
He's in a weird place now, though. He gambled at a table where his chips weren't enough for the blind. His plot fell apart the second the queen and Star returned, let alone Toffee or the now emerging Eclipsa.
No wand, no army, no power. Ultimately not threatening enough to even beat up and chase out. A mere puppet to the will of his betters.
I wonder where he may go from there. One of his brothers still believed in him, though. We will see what comes from that.

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>>93948599
>Just like my Japanese animes!

He doesn't know, does he, /co/?

>>93947920
Those four episodes were weak as fuck. This show has shit writers.

>>93948979
>YOU STUPID FAGGOT! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THIS SHOW?!
>why are you insulting people, bro?

>>93948990
I already know this show in Nefcy's poorly-written Sailor Moon fanfic.

>>93948240
"Taste" is a meme. People aren't born with a magical ability to determine some abstract "quality", otherwise some kind of a taste gene would've been discovered.

>>93948988
I'm calling that he ends up leader of the monsters when they eventually have the Mewmans make reparations for stealing their home and oppressing them.

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>>93949035
You make me laugh, anon. Thank you for that. Not much does, anymore.

>>93949014
No no Anon, it's "Why didn't you watch the previous seasons of this show so that you don't just watch some random episodes you dumbass"

>>93949014
>I HATE THING! HERE IS A LIST OF POINTLESS SHIT I HATE ABOUT THIS THING! YOU FAGGOTS SAID THIS WAS GOOD!
>You can't be this retarded OP. You can't just bandwagon a show to go straight to the movie and immediately call it shit when you don't understand what's going on.
>I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! I WATCHED SEASON 2!
>Okay then, you're an idiot that chose to not know anything about the show just so you can call it shit.
>YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU LIKE THIS SHOW! STOP BEING SO DEFENSIVE OVER A CARTOON!
>...

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>>93948937
>>93949014

>>93949213
>HERE IS A LIST OF POINTLESS SHIT

So shipper fags consider proper pacing and character motivation pointless. Good to know.

>>93949354
>proper pacing
3 seasons worth

>character motivation
Which character? They all had preddy gud ones.

Enlighten us OP, what's a good show?

>>93949448
>3 seasons worth

Three seasons worth of meandering slice of life with lore sprinkled in every so often isn' good pacing.

>>93949493
steven universe

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If you faggots want to stop taking the bait for a minute, the Star & Marco livestream is starting in 9 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2mzK1iQWE

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>>93949530
Already on it, anon. Why do you think I'm shitposting to pass the time?

>>93949530
There's another thread for that

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>>93949514
>su
>good

>>93949493
Sonic Boom

>>93949554
what the hell was that?

>>93948769
>nigger.
GO BACK TO /pol/ STOP POSING TYHIS RACIST SHIT

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>>93947920
get some taste, OP.

>>93948337
>Mewberty
>Blood Man Ball
>St. Olga's
>Storm the Castle

those are all great, faggot. lots of other solid stuff in S1 as well.

>>93951992
>get some taste, OP.

Says the guy with the taste of a 14 year olf girl.

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>November
Ugaahhaaaaaaa

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>>93949530
>>93948510
i was just hopping off of /co/ after shitposting again and again in random various threads waifufagging about my waifu, of course, the goddess herself, star butterfly, when i jumped into a my normal discord and then began avatarfagging my waifu, of course, the goddess herself, star butterfly as my dick grew to 3 inches in length to the thought of her finding out about me, larping as marco diaz, sucking on her vagina, fingering her vulva, and loving her schrumpherous asshole. as everyone tried to obviously derail my out of place posting about my waifu, of course, the goddess herself, star butterfly, i kept posting because i needed to cum really badly!! however, those evil eses just kept on shutting me down. i felt so lonely and sad again and again, thinking about how how i'd kill every single one of them singlehandedly... of course, i know that if i just pray enough to my waifu, of course, the goddess herself, star butterfly, i'd be reincarnated as a gho-i mean, marco diaz, and i'd go on magical 14 year old girl adventure with her where i'd get to jerk off to the smell of her socks while she sleeps at night!! anyways, this will occur next june the 7th, when i finally put an end to the stupid scum of the earth fucktards at my work who mock me for loving my waifu, the goddess herself, star butterfly. love you star...~ <3!

>>93952168
Please tell me someone else edited this picture and not the guy in the picture himself.

>>93952268
someone needs to lurk more

>>93948515
>actually liking and enjoying things
what kind of fucking pleb are you?

>This virtual pet will represent Ludo and this 650 dollars is us.
Marco is loaded! where does he get the money?

>>93952987

They explained where Marco gets all his money in Season 2 you inattentive boob

>>93947920
real talk here
How low are the /co/ standards these days?
Show after the movie is 4/10 at best yet i see a lot of people called it a 10/10.

>All I saw was four episodes
>B-BUT WHAT I REALLY MEAN WAS THAT I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SECOND SEASON

>>93952987
Royalties from the princess marco merch

>>93953023
I'm sorry for not remembering every detail of season 2. More important things are taking up that spot.
>>93953133
thanks

I watched the special knowing in advance that I hated the series every time I tried to watch it previously. It was alright whenever neither Star nor Marco were on-screen. Wasn't very funny, though, despite clearly trying to be.

>>93953118
>Show after the movie is 4/10 at best yet i see a lot of people called it a 10/10
Both are valid opinions. But you already knew that, right?

>>93953393
Kudos for giving the special a shot anyway.

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so..someone explain how moon and river's english accents magically disappeared

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>All these fucks taking OP's b8
I thought /co/ was supposed to be Smarter than /a/

>>93951992
Star vs. is simply not that good. I still watch it but it's just a kids show with some plot and action added in as an afterthought

>>93954619
it's not so much that they disappeared as it is they're subdued

actual answer: their main VAs are americans doing fake british accents, while the VAs for their younger selves are likely actual brits

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>>93951992
What if I like all three of those shows anon? What does that make me?

>>93951992
From these 3 I only like Star Vs. At 30 years of age it's the only show I watch on TV at this point, everything else on TV is boring.

>>93954862
Yeah, but do you need more to enjoy it?

>SU fags shitposting Star VS

yawn

>"If Toffee was destoryed, she'd be set free"
Toffee confirmed alive.

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>>93954959
>THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

>>93955027
No, and I do enjoy it, I just don't get people saying it's the best show of our generation or whatever

>>93948356
Ludo was NEVER powerful, that's the whole point of his character. Even with an army he gets his ass kicked by two teenagers. He was a joke since day one and a pawn for Toffee, and the movie was him coming to terms with that.

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While I loved how much the tapestry played me like a fiddle, similar disappointments kept on happening and I ended upset and confused. It took me a couple of threads to be in good terms with the movie.
About time I learned to quell the hype.

Did anyone else think that the entonation of most of the dialogue made the sentences feel too isolated? As if it has become just as choppy as the animation. It made half of the jokes feel weak and I fear it will make it hard for me to keep on watching this show in general.

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>Look up Esme Bianco on youtube, Eclipsa's voice actress
>all these lewd videos everywhere

OH GOD MY DICK

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well you must have missed me telling you all /co is trash, and as is dead.

>>93955529
youve never seen all the extra shit grey delisle does for shits and giggles

>>93955208
Where did they say this

>>93955453
No, the dialogue was perfectly fine for me (however, I'm not an "native" English-speaker, maybe that's the case).
And moreover, I liked the movie and didn't have any complaints. Like, it was fun and sometimes surprising. I've got a good entertainment and that's exactly what I expected to get.

>>93955574
Season 3 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwVCEQsYeIk

where can i watch the film anyway?

>>93955658
https://mega(dot)nz/#F!lBBTGKrC!QdiVfVth5LilD1XgoSnh5g

>>93955529
This is definitely the best timeline.

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YOU KNOW
FOR KIDS

>>93955832
Yeah, DuckTales is targeted at the children's demographic.

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>>93955635
this is wonderful news but i'm still not getting my hopes up
i've been bamboozled by crafty reptile villains dying and coming back before

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>>93955832
the fucking logo kills all the mood

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>>93947920

>>93955208
It says "When Toffee was destroyed then she'd be set free."

>>93955763
>This is definitely the best timeline

Nefcy has cast an actress known for her prostitute role as Eclipsa and made Dies Irae more possible. We live in a wild timeline.

>>93955832
A little terror only makes the joy that much more potent.

Return to Oz taught me that.

>>93955832
>That sludge behind him showing he crawled all the way to them
Why didn't he crawl away from them? Could this all still be apart of his keikaku?

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>>93955832
Can we talk about how Marco fucking punched a hole in Toffe's chest?

>>93948076
doesn't matter
rule #1 if you want a series to draw in new people is to make sure they can follow what's going on in a season premier

>>93955352
>also, when did river suffer some sort of massive brain damage that completely changed the way he acts?

Given that he's a barbarian warrior, he probably has taken quite a few blows to the head over the years. Even with superhuman durability that would explain his getting dumber over the years.

>>93948240
>people with taste
shit taste
you waifufags are alll the same. just because a girl is energetic and kinda cute looking, you fall all over her
nevermind that she has an annoying voice and personality or that the designs in this are barely a step up from steven universe in terms of being dogshit

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@93956136

>>93952035
I wish I had the taste of a 14-year old girl. In my mouth.

Maybe for my borthday. Who knows?

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I don't know if this is our thread but I'm gonna repost this from the last thread.

>From what I gathered from the sneak peak
Star remembers the deal that Moon and Eclipsa made and since Eclipsa wasn't freed, only the crack formed, she'll see it as Moon not keeping her end of the deal. Moon tries to warn Star about freeing her, saying that she can make you do things you don't want to. But, being the buffoon Star is, she frees Eclipsa, asking Star how the spell went, believing that she is young Moon. Eclipsa will find out that some time has passed since she made the deal, and shit will go done from there.

>>93956020
Maybe Toffee is just made out of some hardened jello which is part of the reason he's able to regenerate. Or maybe Marco is gifted at karate. It can be anything.

>>93956020

Is Marco strong or is Toffee's regenerative flesh just squishy?

>>93956239
Super strength from the tentacle arm.

>>93956239
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

>>93955832
LIFE
IS
LIKE
A

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Is everyone ready for Moon's death?

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TURNS OUT YOU'RE DEAD

they even guessed the eye right

>>93948337
First half of season one was shit.

Second half was good.

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>>93955832
>"ONLY I KNOW HOW THIS ALL TURNS OUT!"
God I loved this whole scene.

>>93956379
You got that mixed up, friend.

S1B had some of the most trash animation I've ever seen on Disney.

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Are we ever gonna see Mildrew again? He's still single and "its not too late to start over" for Moon.

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>>93956447
Why would we?

>>93956447
I really like how this show is dropping subtle clues for the 7-12 year-old boys watching it on how to treat a girl. Instead of putting her pussy on a pedestal and being her savior, you gotta become a partner and be there for her to help her stand back up when things get tough.

I really wish someone had given me these lessons when I was 7-12 years-old.

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>>93956494
Cuz River went and got with the eagle queen.

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>Watch movie
>Once again, Ludo, Toffee and Glosaryck are the only interesting things.

God damn I love the little birb so much. It was hard to see him get shat on the entire time until he got the drop on Toffee, but my respect for him grew even more when he just went into another solo journey to actually earn every bit of growth that the wand's presence denied him the first time, instead of just embracing the power of friendship. Motherfucking True Man's World.

Meanwhile with Star, it's unfortunate that she didn't really learn much of anything and just kept doing her reckless behavior the entire time, ending up winning only through the power of deus ex machina powerup, I guess because of her great talent again. Willingly detonating the wand at the expense of her own life was pretty cool though.

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>>93956514
Also you gotta give em apology meat and call em pal.

>>93956330
yes

>Jackie not in the intro
>Jackie not in the movie
>Star probably won't be living with Marco anymore since she's been redeemed for her past mistakes and high school won't help her anymore
>Marco will have to spend a lot of time in Mewni now because of Eclipsa

has a ship ever been so completely BTFO in the history of cartoon shows?

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>>93956583
At least he did much better there than he did in the comic

>>93956514
Only autists get advice from cartoons(and usually fail irl). You're supposed to get advice from the older experienced kids that have been there and done that.

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>>93956606
>shipping

>>93956606
Moonffee

>>93956606
>Star probably won't be living with Marco anymore since she's been redeemed for her past mistakes and high school won't help her anymore

Tho I agree with most of your post, keep in mind, its still summer in the setting and Star likes going to school (not to study, but to hang out with friends). She could still decide to keep going to school in like season 4.

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>>93956633

>>93956636
Nefcy is an experienced and older kid, moron.

>>93956583
I like how they quietly showed how much that worked on Moon when she ate the apology meat to taunt Toffee's army.

Clearly dude made an impression.

>>93956562
>dip down
>deus ex machina
I love this meme.

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>>93955832
>Star greets her mother
>proceeds to ask where's Toffee in a demonic tone

>>93956204
i think by not doing her part of the deal something bad is going to happen to moon, maybe she'll start dying, star will figure out that she has to free eclipsa so moon doesn't die but moon doesn't want her to go, she still goes and frees eclipsa

>>93956514
Good luck getting a woman to go splitsies on a meal in a date.

>>93956927
Decent women work too, anon.

the best dates are where you trade off, so each partner can feel like the one in charge each time.

>>93956927
That's completely different then what I typed, and you know it.
Buying a meal =! dead parent

>>93956775

Come on m8

>O MY HIDDEN MAGIC IN THE SOUP

Maybe it's not exactly a deus ex machina (tha'd be the fucking eagles rescuing everyone on their way to Mordor) but it sure is an asspull.

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>>93956798
>blows away toffee with a beam of pure, unfiltered magic

does this look like the face of mercy to you?

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>toffee's sexy sexy legs never again

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imagine Eclipsa binding you with chains in a rape dungeon and tortures you with her forbidden sex magic while taunting and laughing at you

>>93956838
This could also work

>>93947920
I bet this is about SU being shit on by /co/.

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I don't know if I could date a real-life Star.

>>93957118
Put it this way: If you wouldn't get banned for posting your real age here, then you are too old to date a real-life Star.

>>93957118
It's not easy. First you have to figure out the whole hot-cold thing.

Adolescence is tough to deal with, anon. Just the way life is.

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>>93957118
Apparently, Star's VA is really close, personality and mannerism-wise, to Star's. And I'd date her if I wasn't such a loser.

>>93957111
>be a female content creator
>create a project as an homage to anime
>lose control over it and watch as it spirals into ham-fisted overt references while character development stagnates and fladerizes while also having your boarders pump it full of fetishistic bullshit and then have your fanbase blast you for not being diverse and respectful enough

>be a female content creator
>create a project as an homage to anime
>humanize your characters and succeed in spreading your more moderate- and liberal-based beliefs by piloting the show the way it pleases yourself without giving a damn what other people think about what you're making, telling them they can either climb on board and have a good time, or fuck off

>>93957118
IT'S A TRAP

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>>93957173
But Eden has big ol' Jewish tiddies. That's the exact opposite of Star.

Why do people think Toffee is dead? He's clearly coming back.

>>93956636
No, you're supposed to learn from your own experience. Trial and error is a valid option.

>>93957215
He's dead in order to fulfill the contract for Eclipsa's release.

Personally I do hope he will eventually come back because quite frankly what we got was a bit of an anticlimax, but if he does come back, it will be from the dead, and it will be a while.

>>93957215
The crew keeps saying he's dead. Not even in the "well it sure looked like he died but haha we're not gonna say anything, keep watching" way they would after Season 1, but straight-up "yeah we're not gonna lie to you, he is fucking dead" comments and jokes on their posts.

And I guess they could be just outright lying but a whole bunch of them are doing it all at once. Though I guess it's also possible for Toffee to come back in some form later while still being technically "dead.

Anyone got a link for the movie? Marebux is dead.

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>Nefcy made overarching plot too interesting
>Nobody wants to talk about how cucked/not cucked Star will be this season
I just want to see more suffering, I don't want to wait til November

>>93957090
>you will never cum on eclipsa's crystal

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>>93949514
>>93949694

>>93957215
t. didn't pay attention to Eclipsa's contract

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>>93957090
Eclipsa with never finger you prostate gloveless, thus corrupting it slowly as you lose yourself to forbidden pleasures. giggling in your ear while whispering forbidden spells, then cursed to only be able to cum if she allows it, or by "other" means.

Toffee did nothing wrong

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>>93957215
I don't know why people think he dead...

>>93957380
I'm not even sure anymore what Toffee has actually done,

>>93957341
Fuck You!

>>93957380
I mean killing someone's mother automatically puts you on the wrong list.

>>93957388
I wonder if Toffee isn't "mostly dead" ala The Princess Bride. Like, really close to fucking dead, but not all the way dead. Because why isn't Eclipsa free?

>>93957215
he needs to be dead for Eclipsa's contract to be fulfilled, which is hinted at the very end with her crystal prison cracking

his revival might be possible, but I think the show's going for a "death is permanent", like with magic goat man healer and Moon's mother

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No appreciation to this artistic genius?

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>>93957388
Did you not see Eclipsa's crystal cracking at the end? Christ.

>>93957511
I've already ejaculated four times for her.

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>>93957511

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>>93957420

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>>93957316
She already did that, so in order to chase the good feeling, she needs to torment something else (us).
Remember, it's all about HER pleasure.

>>93957518
>ligger sightings
Kek

>>93957518
its called sarcasm. Look at the image then look at the post.

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>>93957523
The mime is pleased.

>>93957420
this actually makes sense
Maybe we'll get a blob of talking ooze the same way ludo got humiliated after storm the castle

>>93957298
Yeah, I saw some posts on here claiming that the crew changed direction with some of their overarching plans, which would explain why Toffee's whole plot felt like such a letdown after the build-up.

If they want to shift gears, that's fine. Hell, even keeping Toffee permanently dead and never coming back is acceptable. I just hope that they find a way to tie their new direction in with they were doing previously with Toffee so that the build-up doesn't get completely "wasted" on the anticlimax of Toffee's death.

Even if Toffee stays dead, they could find some way to keep developing some of what was being set up with the Toffee plot line. Maybe there will be continued repercussions of Toffee's plan, or stuff he still had planned that he didn't get to because he was killed that's still in motion. Maybe killing him will have unexpected consequences. Maybe they find a way to bring him back to life some time down the line in season 4 without it feeling like an asspull and find a way to tie up his plot line in a more conclusive way.

>>93957523
>her

>>93947967
Oh op..

Yeah a lot of it is like that. I don't like a lot of the filler episodes so I looked for plot-pertinent episodes and watched those but you really should've had some idea of the plot before going in to the movie (The only shitty parts in my opinion were how Ludo-heavy it was since i don't find him fun to watch, and how rushed the climax was).

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I wonder what Star's new form's official name will be in season 3?

>>93957635
I personally love Ludo as a character, I normally hate sympathetic villains and love the remorseless force of destruction ones yet Ludo somehow manages to be charming despite being one of the first that might even get a redemption Arc, there is something charming about this guy becoming competent enough to become a threat on his own after losing his castle and how hard he tries, heck seeing Ludo happy after the whispering spell was used yet knowing what follows was brutal, only to be topped by Toffee remark of how he was just a pawn in Toffee scheme.

Honestly I would love to see more of him, I just somehow care about the little fellow than most of the stuff in the show, yes even more than the shipping.

>>93957682
Morning Star.

>>93957764
I don't think Nefcy would be that crazy.

In the show's future, Do you think things will ever get bad enough to make Star wish she'd stayed dead?

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What music is going to play when Eclipsa breaks free and finds out that Moon tried to reneg on their contract? Will it be something quiet and disturbing to match her personal mystery, or something loud and full of impact showing just how powerful and frightening she really is?

>>93957759
>heck seeing Ludo happy after the whispering spell was used yet knowing what follows was brutal

I believed somebody mentioned getting Of Mice and Mean vibes from that scene.

>>93949040
>meme
that word doesn't mean "things sheeple believe but I'm too smart to" you little faggot

>>93957759
Ludo had no idea what was about to happen when Star used the Whispering Spell. He was eaten by the chicken before she started that ritual, didn't hatch until after the wand detonated, and no one told him what happened to his castle and the wand beyond "that's gone".

>>93957795
>tell me about the rats, Star

>>93957511
>she spoke instead of letting Marco know what the distraction was for through her "art"
What a shitty mime

>>93957420
>Because why isn't Eclipsa free?
The crystal is already breaking. She'll probably be out by the next episode.

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>>93957776
Yeah, tho the ending song calls her "Shining Star." The song also calls her "A princess waging battle through the break of dawn." and the she "will keep the lights on." I don't know man.

>>93957578

I think it'll be the eye.

Imagine Toffee reduced to only an eye, able to do nothing but glare with hatred.

>>93957834
Haha what if Heinous put Toffee's eye into Rasticore's left eye socket after Rasticore regenerated lmao and then what if Toffee regenerated over Rasticore rolf

>>93956384
LIFE IS LIKE A WARNICORN
HERE ON
MEWNI

>>93956514
>become a partner
Partners are supposed to be equal. All females are inferior.

>>93957833
>Zack Synder's "Star Vs".png

>>93957816
I should have phrased that better, Ludo didn't know a shit about it, yet we as an audience knew that the spell is what destroyed his castle, and now he is ground zero.

His blissful ignorance was brutal for the audience, quite literally a monkey swallowing a grenade.

>>93957682
Could God Mode Star defeat Goku?

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>>93957887
Nefcy's had a hard on for stuff like this all series anon.

>>93957213
>Eden has big ol' Jewish tiddies
*sigh*

>>93957441
how many days before this appears on social media as actual ink

>>93957858

Jesus.

A Toffee/Rasticore amalgam, with both halves simultaneously consuming each other and regrowing themselves, like two cancerous masses competing for space.

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>>93957909
I said "big", not huge. The only huge thing she's got is her chin that makes even Janna feel uncomfortable.

I quite like the chin, though. It means her male children will have strong jawlines.

>>93957945
and she needs to start having them soon

>>93957900
I know, but it got me thinking about that painting from BvS that is a direct inversion of Doré's illustrations of Paradise Lost.

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So now that Mewni is pacified, Marco can go back home to Earth and settle down with his true love, right?

>thinking you'll understand the motivation of every character without watching the previous two seasons
OP I genuinely can't tell if you're a troll or just retarded

>>93957971
If Jewish ancestry wasn't passed through the maternal line, I would do it, but I cannot have my children accept handouts based on their race. Same reason why I won't impregnate a native American girl.

>>93957996
wait what

i thought jew moms being overprotective of their kids was just a meme

are jews really maternal societies?

The weirdos here just like it cause they want to bang Star and trap Marco. The show sucks.

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So what's with the intro?

Better question: why did you tell me that Toffee would die climactically? Even Bill Cipher had a more satisfying end.

>>93957983
kek

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>>93957682
>>93957764
>notice Star's new eyes in her new form
>google Morning Star symbol get this on first page of google.

Nefcy's getting carried way.

>>93957983
Why would he settle down with Star on Earth?

>>93958030

Wait, what's the fuckup?

>>93958036
Who told you that? I thought everyone agreed that Toffee's demise was a letdown.

>>93958049
>Morning Star
Star is Satan confirmed.
I'm a bored retard, please don't take this garbage seriously

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>>93958049

>>93958061
The dish

>>93958011
the fastest way to prevent your culture from being diluted through rape is to make it matrilneal

>>93958063
>I thought everyone agreed
well you thought WRONG

>>93958098
... So we have Eden Sher, a Jewish young lady, and apparently the Jewish heritage is passed through their women, playing the role of Star Butterfly, whose Mewnan heritage is passed through their women, in a show heavily filled with Abrahamic symbolism?

Is that just a coincidence?

>>93958070
Star being evil isn't that too crazy of an idea. I mean, look at what she did to Toffee. He was leaving peacefully after making a point of not killing Moon or Marco or anyone only to basically getting attacked from behind and vaporized.

Toffee is hardly evil. The small minded storyboarders may make a big deal about how he "deserved" getting shot from behind because he killed Moon's mother, but he was just a soldier doing his job to advance the interests of his own kind by killing an enemy combatant. There's nothing evil about that.

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>>93958124
>Soldier doing his job
>Disobeys superiors who was about to sign a peace treaty
Sounds more like a crazed militant rather than a soldier doing his job.

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>>93958124
go back to /pol/

>>93958115
>Is that just a coincidence?

Has much a coincidence has the garden of eden, and apple references in "Baby" and how Star's VA's first name is eden, and Marco's VA's first name is Adam.

>>93958178
The position I just argued is the exact opposite of the position /pol/ would take.

>>93958188
>he was just a soldier doing his job to advance the interests of his own kind by killing an enemy combatant. There's nothing evil about that.

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>>93958181
Nefcy is a madwoman I tells ye.

>>93958148
That Toffee goo scene was pretty kino

>>93957833
I want this as a backgroud

>>93958124
>advance the interests of his own kind
A peace treaty was about to be signed. He fucked it up so hard that the next ruler hunted and scattered the rest of the monsters. Now monsters a vilified/hated/feared even more.

>>93958246
I'm pretty sure he was trying to pull a power-grab like he did with Ludo

>>93958124
Did you miss the part where he was a general who went rogue, ruining the peace treaty that almost went into effect? He's probably a hero to monster, sure, but he's not completely innocent here either.

>>93958151
>>93958246
>>93958285
>signing a dishonorable unequal treaty instead of putting up a fight against injustice
Only those of weak wills and cowardly hearts do not understand what the Lizard hoped to achieve for his people.

>interdimensional internet

>>93958206
How come she drew herself like Jackie in his image?

>>93958317
Imagine a /dim/ board where you can see the interdimensional flags of anons and certain dimensions are well known shitposters.

>>93958220
It's literally a 1920x1080 image. You CAN have it as a background.

>>93958317
We have the WWW, but everyone else uses the IDI. It's for more convenience to use the IDI because old people keep trying to search with lDl and it won't come up since they think they need to use lower-case "L"s.

>>93958333
Jackie was her real self-insert all along.

>>93947920
It's the first 4 episodes of the season. People need to stop taking it as a self contained story that was meant to answer all the questions when there are still many episodes left to release that will probably address a lot of the unanswered questions. Specifically because a lot of those questions were probably left unanswered on purpose because they will be relevant to the rest of the season.

>>93958356
>tfw try to have a civil 4chan Dimension meet-up thread and then the Tumblr Dimension shows up with its Gemposting faggotry

>>93958362
Yeah but the border is cut off on three sides. I might have a go at fixing it...

>>93958316
What he hoped to achieve vs what actually happened is way different tho. You can have the best of intentions when deciding to gas a whole race of people, but the end result of your action and how its perceived is different from your intention.Lets look at it this way, what was worse for the monsters, the treaty, or how they're treated after the whole Toffee thing?

>>93947920
>>93948500
>>93948538
You know what pisses me the fuck off? When people fucking don't like the show that I like

>>93958356
Gas the liggers.

I'm just really disappointed that out of all of the possible ways Moon and Toffee could have met before, they picked something so goddamn boring that I didn't even consider it as a possibility. I just needed to get that off my chest.

>>93957185
>>humanize your characters and succeed in spreading your more moderate- and liberal-based beliefs by piloting the show the way it pleases yourself without giving a damn what other people think about what you're making, telling them they can either climb on board and have a good time, or fuck off

Good lord, you people have low standards. Star is the same "quirky" protagonist that every fucking female creator makes nowadays, and all the other characters are cliches.

And how has she "succeed" in spreading any message? By having a couple of gay backgrounders kiss in one episode?

Fucking faggot.

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>>93958317
>humonsters claim to be superior
>literally submewman because they can't cast magic AT ALL
>fight and kill each other the most instead of uniting and focusing on monsters
>STILL haven't joined the dimensional community
>can't into deep space (our fucking princess took a tour through space, humonsters are a complete joke)
>lower than everyone else on the mewman development index
How's "m-muh technology" working out for you?

>>93958432
Please don't tell me you judge a show solely by the character that has his/her name in the title. That would be very base of you to render my statement to just what Star does in a show that has a wide cast of characters that are developing their own values and goals.

>>93958459
> wide cast of characters that are developing their own values and goals.

All of which happen to be cliche and one dimensional.

>>93958458
>his civilization relies on technologies from other dimensions

So is Star made of magic now?

>That part where Star compliments Marco's ass

>>93958474
Well shit, you caught us. You finally shined the spotlight on what is the worst children's show created in the 2010s, and we can't hide it anymore. We all might as well leave this thread that is rededicated towards Star vs. and go back to /sug/ now.

>>93958507
You're the one showering a trite magical girl show with accolades it doesn't deserve. Tell me again how this is successfully spreading any sort of "moderate liberal" political message.

>>93958498
>Are you turning into Janna or something?
Janna is seriously a bad influence. Star should stay away from her and Marco should spend more time with her.

>>93958524
"Q: How’s it feel to join the long and distinguished line of Disney princesses?"

"A: I feel so special! I’m in the gang! But I love that our show has flipped that whole “rescuing the princess” thing on its head. Most of the time, it’s Marco who’s the damsel in distress. We’re pretty gender neutral. We don’t do “girl things” and “boy things” and I love that our show appeals to all ages. When I said yes to the job, I didn’t feel I was selling my soul or anything. Of course, you never know how a project is going to turn out but when I watched the first episode I thought, “Am I crazy, or is this thing really good?” Yeah, I’m biased, but other people were also finding it really funny and interesting. There’s something universally relatable about being tough about your passions, like Star is. I mean, I don’t want to get carried away here. There are several shows on TV right now that are truly revolutionary. That’s not us. [Laughs] But I do like to think that we are quietly revolutionary."
--https://www.tvinsider.com/272833/eden-sher-star-vs-forces-of-evil-disney-xd/

>>93958557
>lol she's a princess who can save herself

Like every other fucking Disney Princess in the last 20 years.

We seriously have to wait 4 fucking months now? Now I'm forced to continue my shitty AU fanfiction. WHY GOD!? WHY!?

>>93958567
Damn, you caught us again. Why are we still in this thread? This is a failed show. We need to tell Disney to stop focusing on the Kermit Konspiracy, and instead get them to cancel Star vs. before the fourth season goes into production.

>>93958411
you cannot assume the treaty made by racists would have any form of true equity or that things would have been better

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>>93957983
But his true love is already on Mewni and that's where they'll settle down and start a family.

>>93958586
It's because you masturbate.

>>93947920
It was great, faggot, fuck off

>>93958592
Don't get all pissy just because you have to give this show credit it doesn't deserve to make it sound better than it really is.

>>93952107
With how Star likes to be reckless and prideful, how likely is it that she starts to sympathize with Eclipsa, and Eclipsa turns into her Palpatine. Comforting her about her troubles in life, and how she's stronger then what she knows.

that livestream actually felt "authentic"

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>>93958458

>lower than everyone else on the mewman development index


Oh yeah? here's my counter argument: Gun

>>93958613
No, no, you're absolutely right, I am completely livid right now. In fact, I'm swearing heavily and calling you names and insulting things you enjoy without providing good examples. That's how mad I am. I'm going to go out and start yelling at people that are enjoying their food at a restaurant by telling them their food is wrong now, just so I can finally find a modicum of happiness. Thank you for the enlightenment.

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>>93958599
Nice try. Star's home is Mewni. Marco's home is Earth. In the end, Marco has to go home and settle down with a nice girl from Earth who, unlike Star, enjoys his scent.

>>93958634
I love livestreams, the community aspect of watching the whole thing along side other people just makes it so much more fun than watching it by yourself.

>>93958647
>smell his butt

Star's really gonna fucking get her heart broken by that mexican fuck! IM SICK! AND WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL NOVEMBER! STAR VS IS ALL I HAVE!!! IM GOING TO FINALLY KILL MYSELF!

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ITS JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!! My fucking hot roommate came over to MY fucking dorm to play on my interdimensional mirror and play games and he kept asking about pizza nuggets and some skater chick said she had it at her riverside cardboard box!!! FUCK. He left to go skating with her and the next day I woke up to a facebook meme about how he thinks he's a hardcore skater for beefing it with his new GIRLFRIEND'S help!!! Why the FUCK do Earth skanks always win!?!? ITS. JUST. NOT. FAIR!!! I'm in fucking tears. Fuck. I should have accepted the invite to Oskar's concert last week!

>>93958643
See, the fact that you have to resort to this trite sarcasm without even making the effort to explain how this show is good or important is just sad.

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>>93957793
Can we all agree that she was Toffees mother and she's going to get pissed in the next episode?

>November
well at least I'll have more time to finish my work

>>93958668
You've caught me again. I'm sorry. What is your technique? You've done a very good job of convincing the entire thread that this show is bad and dismissable without making any effort, and no one (except for myself, obviously) has gotten mad at you.

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>>93958637
That's cute. What's next? Nuke? Let's just skip to the end, sweety :^)

>>93958595
Would have still been better than how they're treated now. Monsters don't even get corn nowadays.

>>93958693
More passive aggressive sarcasm? Are you a teenage girl? Honest question.

>>93957793
Hopefully something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzWsLaolyLw

>>93958702
You're completely correct. I am a teenage girl. I can only presume you cleverly deduced that because of your above-average intelligence, that same intelligence which made you realize this entire show is garbage before the rest of us cretins figured it out. Will you now share with me your techniques to not get people mad at you? You didn't answer that in your last post.

>>93958148
The actual animation of the show didn't give it justice. It should have been animated in a big disney movie quality.

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Can we survive another 4 months of this? Its over.

There's no point in going on.

>>93958567
Come to think of it, who was the last princess that *needed* to be saved by her prince? Jasmine?

>>93947942
>>93948240
Faggot who watched both seasons and the "movie". Worst possible "movie special" ever. I've seen Cartoonetwork specials better written and animated than this which at least tried to be DVD-quality or theatrical quality.

Don't bother with this wannabe Adventure Time cartoon, old /co/mrades. The year of the 2010-2020 of Flapjack, Chowder and Johnny Test is still upon us.

Look at those flabby cheeks, those giant eyeballs, those ugly eyelashes, those lips and all those retarded bean-faced smiles and dude weed lmao xD lol-so-randumb. It gets worse when they get all pretentious and want us to take their garbage seriously.

Then on the other end of the shit pile we have the pretending to be edgy and dark, but only coming off as lazy, autistic and depressing. We have Legend of Korra, Tron Legacy and Castlevania.

>>93958726
at least this hiatus is relatively shorter

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>>93958696

S-shut up!

>>93958418
Yeah how dare the cartoons for retards not good, how dare they not enjoy how blatantly retarded the whole thing is written and handled by retard for retards and ocassionally idiots pretending to be retards.

HOW DARE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND GENERATION Z, /co/! Don't you understand that Tumblr must control the world and your entertainment and your perception of the world? REEEEE :)

Seriously this Uncle Grandpa garbage makes shit like The Looney Tunes Show, Bunnicula and FIM look good by comparison, despite those 3 being sitcoms for children with nothing interesting happening in them.

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Have you ever gotten so desperate for replies that you would openly antagonize a thread in a desperate attempt to get (You)s, only to shockingly discover that the fan base you thought was autistic doesn't really care about your hot opinions and won't respond to you with malice?

>>93958418
>>93958760
How many degrees of irony is this?

>>93958772
Yeah, it was called: MLP season 2, The Loud House, Steven Universe and Regular Show.

Enjoy your >>>/trash/. Just do it far away from us sane people who don't want your trash talking.

>>93958790

Honestly? I think the number is zero

>>93958716
>>93958772
>w-we don't care
>w-we're just responding ironically

>>93958809
If you're looking at a grid map, 0 degrees is the same as 360 degrees. That means it can be either completely empty or completely full of irony. The best option is to not reply, since there is no way to win except by not playing the game in the first place.

>>93958772
But why won't you respond by unzipping my pants and sucking my hot opinions' dick. I mean it's all in good friendship, comrade. You should learn to respect muh opinions even if you don't agree with them, start by sucking my dick and telling me I'm right. =0

When is the next episode airing? Disney's scheduling makes no fucking sense

>>93948843
>>>93948646
>But she couldn't even be assed to hand the chips to him, and instead just tossed them after him with no guarantee they won't just fly past him and out of his reach.


Uh, just in case it escaped you, Star is kind of mean.

As in, she attacked Toffee without any warning, no bullshit 'give him a chance', none of that crap.

She got the power to exterminate him, she found him, she did her damnedest to expunge his existence.

Finding out he killed her grandmother removed any hint of mercy from her actions.

Star is all pastel and pretty and bubbly, but she straight up shanked that lizard within seconds of resurrecting herself.

"Hi Mom!" All happy magic voice.

"Where's Toffee." Growling thunder voice.

Very impressive stuff.

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>she makes you do things you don't want to do
what did she mean by this?

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>>93958557
>revolutionary
eeeeeeeee

>>93958730
>Legend of Korra
Opinion disregarded.

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>>93958946
November.

>>93958730
I dunno I think the thing that is supposed to tie this together in the background is glossaryck. Hes both exposition and mystery.

It does do the steven universe thing where it has far too much boring as unrelated shit going on but it does get about to answering your questions.

Steven Universe for example is uniquely bad in that even when something does happen it has no real stakes at all.

Least people die in Adventure time/this.

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Can we get back to cuckposting?

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>>93958730
>wannabe Adventure Time cartoon

>>93959007
Uggh. It kinda looks like there's more cuckery ahead. They heavily hinted Marco's going to break the fuck out of Star's heart.

Whelp... Guess its time to get cucked.

>>93958953
the only reason ludo didn't join toffee as a scorch mark is because she didn't quite realize what he'd been up to.

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>>93959035

>>93959007
Too bad Hekashit was brought back to life. That bitch got btfo like nothing and is pretty much the most useless of the HMC. Only brainlets with no taste like her

>>93959003
Ahh damn that sucks
Oh well, I guess I'll just hold onto this rope a little while longer.

Thanks

>>93958954
She made Moon buy a second-rate chocolate bar.