name some /co/ parents that would greatly inprove their kids

Lisa doesn't need a beating, she needs to be exposed to the realities of the world outside of her kiddy pool that is grade school as she does not cope well with people as intelligent or more intelligent than she is and that shit just don't fly

>>93941692
Can you imagine how much money she has wasted on gas simply because of Candace's obsession with catching Phineas and Ferb red handed?

Remember that time Lisa denied the holocaust?

>>93941524
But he already do that with Bart

>>93941692
>hitting a teenager with genuine psychological problems
You'll do a lot more harm than good.

>>93941524
>hitting an 8 year old for having a fear of god and wanting her family to go to heaven
not really lisa's fault op

>>93941524
Bender get off the internet.

>>93944194
no, that was George Bush senior

>>93944258
of course, nowadays when children act like fucking idiots and throw tantrums it's because they have genuine psychological problems and not because they need some good guidance from their parents, and by good guidance I mean a good spanking. ever heard of "The Miracle Worker"

>>93944573
>and by good guidance I mean a good spanking
That isn't guidance.

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>>93944151
That was a good one

OP, you didn't turn out to be a failure because your parents didn't hit you, you turned out to be a failure because you're a crappy human being.

>>93944573
Dude, Candace literally hear voices in her head, this is not the type of problem that you can solve by beating the shit of her.
It's not like when your father beat you for being a faggot.

>>93944465
Bender is the internet sir.

>>93941524
Nelson