>Spider-Man, Spider-Man >Does whatever a spider can >Except

You've been trying to force this meme for weeks and it's still not funny.

fuckin Raimitards I swear...

>>93941267
FAG

>>93941267
>Organic webbing
A lazy plot connivance that doesn't even make sense.
1. The web shooters are from the comics
2. If he had organic webs they would come out from under his tongue.

>>93943611
>If he had organic webs they would come out from under his tongue.
This would be pretty cool.

>>93943611
>A lazy plot connivance that doesn't even make sense.
Yeah kind of like giving a kid the powers of a spider by being bitten by one, how absurd

>>93941267
>Spider-MAN
>is a little boy who pleases old men for webshooters.
Enjoy the Floptastic Flopper Boy!

>>93941267
If you think about it none of his powers are really spidery at all

>>93943611
I thought webs came out of spider asses

Now just work in something about SJWs, nu-Males, cucking, and minorities, and we'll have a quality /co/ thread!

>>93941267
I'm wanting to think that stan lee played with the idea when he was creating spiderman but then he decided EEEEEEWWWWWWWW

Where was Spider-Man on 9/11? Did he try to help? I genuinely think this should be explored.

>>93945660
I believe he did actually help in the comics

>>93945660
>Where was Spider-Man on 9/11?

in a ballsack

>>93945660
with the sliding timescale would he have had powers back then?

>>93945731
Doesn't have to be a sliding timescale, you could also make it a period piece.

>>93945731
With the MCU's timeline, he wouldn't have even been born.

>>93943611
Miles can shot organic web.

>>93945660
Trying to save people.

MCU Spider-Man hadn't been born. He's only 15, which means he was born in 2002.

>>93943611
>A lazy plot connivance

Less of a contrivance than a teenager just outright inventing a revolutionary non lethal weapon and adhesive in his fucking school science lab.

>>93945660
In his dad's ball sack.

>>93944004
There's wallcrawling, but that's about it.

>>93941267
Oh look at the shit posting faggot trying to get attention becuase his life is useless and without merit. Here is a comment faggot. Heres another one: it is making money. There ya go faggot. Enjoy your shit posting.

>>93945785
You clearly don't read comics

>>93941267
>Organic webbing

The ultimate pleb-shit