>it's another "main character constantly dismisses

Well in Superman's case I imagine it's because he loves Lois.

>>93931744
Because she was nucking futs.

>>93931744
Because not every man is a thirsty virgin who'll gladly take any piece of ass that comes his way. Some people have this thing called "standards." And any bitch who chooses to go by the name Obsession, is way to crazy for me to stick my dick in.

>>93931744
Glad DC isn't into cuckoldry. We already have Marvel for that.

>>93931744
He's married, OP

Stop being a fag

>>93931744

Did he saw her naked?

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>>93931783
Oooooh, watch out people, we got one badass normie among us...

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>>93931744

>>93931824
>when you can recognize a picture you cut together years ago

>>93931835
Don't be "that guy" on 4chan. Superman is married, and he's too fucking nice to cheat on Lois.

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>>93931744

>>93931797
>implying Lois wouldn't be done to seeing Supes fuck a few superbitches

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>>93931744
OP, let me direct you to the wisdom of an ancient Roman anon from Pompeii.

>>93931797
>>93931800
>>93931941
Sorry guys but there's too many bitches thirsty for the superdick.
It just wouldn't be fair if only Lois gets to use it.

>>93931797
Ray Palmer would like a word after he's done crying into a pillow.

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>>93931960
And before anyone gets too upset, the same author of this (Perkins) just started writing Superwoman (Lana) Rebirth. An upcoming story arc involves this Maxima coming to Earth after she is being hunted by another Maxima,
presumably the dick-loving one

>>93931941
>Clark got stuck with Wonder Woman and mythological figures in a mythological dimension fighting against creatures for what seems to be an eternity.
>At some point, Diana offers herself to Clark and says that she would be his anytime he wanted
>Super refuses, but not without thinking twice.
>When he comes back to his home with Lois, he feels bad about thinking twice instead of rejecting Diana immediately.
Honestly, who would have done that? Maybe Peter for Mary Jane and Reed for Sue (Sue would not do that for Reed though).

>>93931918
Aaand that's how rumors that you're gay get started. (Sometimes)

>>93932042
>Don't fuck crazy
Truly they were the buliders of western civilization.

>>93932072
Jesus Clark Seek psychiatry help.

>>93932131
funnily enough he did, actually. there was a whole arc dedicated to superman going to that shrink friend of j'on

>>93931744
because sometimes something attractive to others may not be attractive to you

>>93931918
This has happened to me with women. I don't know what to do. Because if you pretend to not care, then you're accused of being gay. And if you try, it's a trap to ensnare you.

>>93932282
You calling Dana ugly?

>>93931744

>thinking superman would cheat on his waifu

Why do you exist?

>>93932072
>>93932131
>>93932193
Clark is pure. I bet Lois likes to tease him a lot.

>>93932336
im just saying that people have different tastes
i mean i always see anons on /co/ who wants to have a tomboy gf but i actually experienced having a thirsty tomboy wanting my d and i never gave it to her since tomboys arent my type

>>93932193
The Fire Lady? I remember her helping J'onn get over his fear of fire (which was a disaster) but not anything with Clark.

Could anyone post the chard, which super hero slept with how many women?

>>93932345
To suggest that Superman should cheat on his waifu.

>>93932392
It's not really about attractiveness.

Lana, Diana, Ice, Cat and Maxima are hot and Clark wouldn't cheat on Lois with them either.

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>>93932418
This is at least four years old

>>93931835
>it's perfectly ok to cheat on your spouse because you can
even if he were single, he would end up having a crazy clingy girlfriend that might try to murder the female population of Metropolis

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>>93932392
>Clark never cheats with another woman
>Lois lane pleases men for money and stories
Clark should dump her desu and hook up with lori lemaris

>it's an "idiots try to project their power fantasies onto Superman" episode
Seriously, it ain't hard to understand, people. Clark is a good ol' boy raised on idealized Midwestern American values. When he married Lois, he swore to God and Rao that he would be a kind and loving husband to her for the rest of his days. The man takes that shit seriously, cause that's how he was brought up.

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>>93932468
Thanks

>>93932468
>JJJ and Spidey
I find this list suspect

>>93932520
Casual.

Lois/Clark weren't together and never had a relationship when this happened.

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>>93931797
Nobody does cucking better than Norman Osborn!

>>93932071

What is it about the House of El that makes Maximas wet?

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>>93933472
who doesnt
my boipussy gets wet from kryptonians

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>>93931918

Based Clark rejecting the advances of some bimbo with a chest full of plastic. Lois is an A+ all natural woman. Surgery junkies BTFO.

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>>93931835
Dude, she's pic related. You don't want to stick your dick in pic related.

>>93931918
>panel five
>Are these things on?

>>93933870
What he's implying is you don't stick your dick in anything.

>>93932072
Honestly I've been like that in situations with my girl. The guilt isn't in the sense that I'm awful but in the greed of it. "I have a beautiful loyal loving wife and that -still- isn't enough for me?" is what echos in my head even in the "they will never know" level of cheating I don't think I be happy being that debased for easy pussy.

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>>93931744
Because the greatest strength a man can have is the ability to resist a beautiful woman.

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>>93932072
Poor Diana

>>93936550
There it is.

Thank you for posting.

>>93932468
I'd like to know the sources for most of those pairings.

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>>93931918
Cat is very underrated.

>>93931744
That last panel smile says he's into it.

>>93932085
Only if she started spreading a rumor out of spite.

Well, if he just GIVES her the D, with no fuss, then there's no conflict to drive the plot, now is there?

>>93932468
>spidey
>skip right at the end
I fucking lost it

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>>93931744
I guess this is a thread for Superthirst.

>>93932468

For appearing in more material than literally any other cape character, Batman has far fewer love interests than I thought he would. You compare him to the conquests Wolverine, Iron Man, and Spider-Man and it seems like their writers are compensating for something.

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>>93937115
A lot of Iron Man love interests are just "one line" characters. As in their only characterization is "I slept with her" and that's it.

Carol Danvers sleeping with Wolverine and Luke Cage was something like that, too. She barely had interacted with these two when they were retconned into her bed.

>>93932321
Sometimes, getting ensnared isn't so bad

>>93937151
>>93937139
It just occurred to me Superman can hearing everyone on Earth schlicking and stroking to him

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>>93937151

>He's beautiful and perfect and sexy aaaannnnnddddd....he's right behind me isn't he?

It's pages like these that remind me that comics are for children, by manchildren.

>>93937151
monster face on Stargirl...the artist was drunk?

>>93937199
What an overreaction, anon.

>>93937175
Why do you think he's always smiling?

>>93932321
Coulda said you think a little modesty makes women sexier

>>93937175

When you say shit like this, are you aware of how weird and, well, creepy you sound?

>>93937213
Some girls have a very rough adolescence.

>>93937175
But anon, no one mastubates in DC

>>93937199
anon, why are you even here?

>>93937036
>A woman whose advanses are denied
>Not starting to spread rumors

>>93931744
I read comics for fun, not for sex.

>>93937139
>Most of the newspaper clippings just torn through the middle of the story.
I'd be disappointed.

>>93937102
>>93937130
Tinya, no! Clark is not for sexual.

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>>93931918
I guess if you have PG as your cousin you are against any other cleavage immune.

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>>93932468
Would you like to be his girlfriend?

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>>93932071
Is that still from the new 52 supergirl? I am on volume 2 of the trade

>>93937115
Marvel did the soap opera comic angle first, where mains have a lot of love interests and bounce between them, Superman's silver aged Archie Andrews period aside. Spider-Man and X-Men especially sold a lot based on who's fucking who being a question.

>>93931744
You're lame.
This is a very cute and pleasant quality Superman has. He is pure.
There are enough sluts in superhero comics anyways- men and women alike.

>>93932358
There's no "maybe" here. The entire dynamic between Lois and Clark is that she knows how to throw him for a loop with one or two words and he wouldn't have it any other way.

>>93932524
Also this.

>>93933870
Have you seen that game "Yandere: I Love You So I Want to Kill You"?

I thought the concept of yandere was kinda hot until I saw that shit. wew lad

>>93937717
Yes, that's from the last issue of her New 52 run (or Vol 6 if you're reading by trade).

>>93936429
This is actually true.

>>93937172
Not when it's at work and you can potentially lose your job over a harassment claim because things went sour

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He looks really horny here.

>>93931918
Post the one where Supergirl uses her vision and wonders why Kat has plastic boobs.

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Is this a Clark and his bitches thread?

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>>93937546
>Diana's face in the last panel
Priceless.This bullshit hasn't even started, and she's already ten kinds of done with it.

>>93938047
>pure boy and naughty girl
Oh my yes. I hope there's art of that, cause there needs to be.

>>93937259
Is this your first day here?

>>93938261
>Premature webbing

>>93938261
Let me guess, is this Ultimate Spidey?

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Fish Vagina >Disgusting human vagina

>>93938817
no, is main universe (JMS run).

>>93932561
He kissed JJ once as a joke or something, I forget the exact reason.

>>93931744
To teach kids the important lesson of not sticking it in crazy.

>>93939023
Yeah man a hole where she shits into her own vagina is totally tubular.

>>93939662
You can't teach thatesson, you can only learn it though experience.

>>93939023
Has Lori appeared in anything recently? Or did she get banished to comic book limbo because "comics are totally serious and mature, guys!"?

>>93931918
>doesn't even stare at her tits
Clark is best boy

>>93936550
I think this panel made me hate Injustice Diana more than I thought I did

>>93931918

king of the hill hank style superman is my dream movie.

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>>93938274
I love Supes in this

>>93936550
>ClarkxLois is Diana's OTP
Excellent taste. And yet another reason to avoid SM/WW at all costs.

>>93939835
Ed Boon is a retard. At least Mark Waid admitted he was being a retard though.

>>93939859
>Zatanna's face in the last panel
You just KNOW
Why did the writer have Clark flirt with her in the first place?
sauce?

>>93936429
You mean gay ppl are greatest of men?

>>93931744
True heroes are pure

>>93936550
> thousand years
> three months of hair growth

>>93932321

The whole point is to control you. Its simple, they dont get what they want they get pissed.

>>93940949
issue?

>>93932072
>for what seems to be an eternity.
It was 1,000 years. Not even kidding. They didn't age because they were in Valhalla.

>(Sue would not do that for Reed though).
Sue would have gotten BLACKED by week 2 and become the town bicycle shortly after.

>>93932392
> i actually experienced having a thirsty tomboy wanting my d
>and i never gave it to her since tomboys arent my type
FUCK YOU >:(

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>>93940268
Adventures of Superman 644. It involves Superman confronting Zatanna about the whole mind wiping thing. It's what made me start shipping it. that and fanfiction

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>>93932358
She can talk him into all sorts of amusing escapades.

>>93932468
I thought spidey and Gwen never fucked.

>>93931783
Forget standards, not many men are the targets of explicit, clear, and un-hidden romantic or sexual advances. To have a woman just come up to you and say that she loves you, or wants to have sex with you might be a fun fantasy, but who has had precedence for that in their real lives? Few to none I'd bet. And then there is the effect of media, entertainment, and tainted word of mouth from people recycling fiction and saying it as a truth that they experienced or came to know of from a source that they can't point to. And in these stories or narratives, a woman that makes clear advances on you isn't mentally well, is deceiving you. or just wants to hurt for her amusement, or for the amusement of people she arranged to be present when you finally accept what she offers.
There isn't much truth in this, but most of us would be suspicious or at least cautious in such a situation. Women have sex drives, and are being more open about it. But still even knowing this, wouldn't you be startled if a woman that don't or do know just says so variant no the formula of "I love you, think your good looking/sexy, are a good man, and I think being in relationship with you would be a good thing,"?
Honestly my response would be, "Sorry, I'm just not used to being wanted."

>>93941408
... This is, weird. Lois, you're weird.

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>>93941646
Lois is best girl, anon.

>>93932042

Men have always known

Yet men have always wished that they did not

>>93941671
I'm saving this and printing it out later.

>>93939840
>BUB-WHAT?! LEX LUTHOR INVITED THE STAFF OF THE PLANET TO A -CHARCOAL- BARBECUE?!

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>>93941749
Good man.

>>93937130
So did superboy go laser eyes every time he got kisses because that be a real bitch to deal with

>>93937175
That be hot for like ten minutes than it would just get annoying and disgusting superhearing on a planetary scale would be awful most of the time

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>>93941802
>>93941749
Have another.

>>93941917
He tunes most stuff out into "background conversation noise" equivalents, supposedly. He listens to some things ALL the time: Lois' heartbeat (presumably Jon's as well now) for example, likely Bruce and Diana as well. He listens for others' voices, so if Green Arrow starts screaming for him to come help he'll hear it, and so on. He also listens for stuff like "Superman, save me" within a certain radius.

>>93937262
Yeah they just do in raw like Dick and Shawn

>>93931774
And he's a good ol' boy with fairly upright traditional values about the relationship between marriage and sex and love.

>>93941359
Thanks lad, good read.

>>93937586
I can't help but admire Herculean efficiency, though.

Clark and Lois is obviously the best pairing, but you can pair Clark with anyone and it'll be a good pairing. Except WW

>>93931744
Because a woman could ruin a man if she wanted to, some even do it by accident.

>>93941044
Crazy backwards time in Asgard nonsense... and the fact they probably trimmed every now and then for the sake of it getting in the way.

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>>93942591
Lois and Clark being happily married makes me grin in happiness.

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>>93942755
>split infinitives
Goddamn it Clark.

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>ywn have a wife like Lois

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>>93942846
The most realistic depiction of caring for a sick spouse.

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>>93937523
Once again, Kryptonian-Tamaranian hybrid would be awesome

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>>93943002
>>93943032
Best girl.

>>93932072
Peter did. He rejected Sable for MJ some years ago.

But, again, pre-queenpin Felicia could reach his pants every time she wanted, even when he was dating another girl.

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>>93943215
Indeed

>>93937640
Jesus Christ Superfam, they are children.

>>93942982
I kinda get this feeling
I once stopped by a walmart for lunch stuff in uniform and two old lady's hugged me and everyone kept looking at me
It's awkward as all hell

>>93936429
>>93938073

So far it hasn't been useful.

>>93943287
Batson Identities are not common knowledge.

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>>93943215
We all have our occasional weaknesses

>>93932001
She got really uncomfortable thinking Zatanna, one of the least Super of the bitches, was interested in Clark

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>>93940273
There's no resistance
His point is the ability to keep yourself from reverting to an animalistic tendency for instant gratification is the greatest quality of character a man can have

>>93941671
Clark is best boy, I don't know if Lois fully and consistently appreciates him

But hey, the heart wants what the heart wants

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>>93932613
NO
ONE
KEKS LIKE OSBORNE
GIVES NO FUCKS LIKE OSBORNE
GOES TO THE PARK AND DROWNS DUCKS LIKE OSBORNE
>I'm gonna ruin your life and eat your family!
OH WHAT A GUY
OS
BORNE

>>93944512
God damned word filter.

>>93937199
Its a stock sitcom joke

>>93932468
Is there a female equivalent so we can know who is the biggest girlwhore?

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>>93931960
>literally making out on Lois' grave

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>>93931744
It's a power fantasy. Men like the idea of being able to reject women on a whim, of being so overwhelmed with feminine attention that they can pick and choose.

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>>93937640
>casual banter while someone is subjected to brutal psychological torture
Oh, Silver Age.

>>93944690
They post the women at the bottom

>>93944999
I disagree
There's a historical precedent in Christian centered society of male modesty being s virtue
Lancelot from the Once and Future King is a solid example but

>>93933530

>Kryptonians
>Posts Kara In-Ze

That's not Kara Zor-El you pleb. She's from the PLANET Argo, not the city.

>>93932524
Can confirm as i am a midwesterner

>>93943579
I know, but the Superfam does know.

I knew Miss Fritzle was a superhero back then

>>93944512
>When I was a lad I cucked 4 dozen men ev'ry morning just to get large
>Now that I'm grown I cuck 5 DOZEN MEN so...my warts are the size of a BAAAAAARge...

That proves only that Supes is a mature man who can stick to his ideals plus don't stray from his duty. Why he would succumb to lust just because his adversary is a hot woman.
Clark was never depicted as a womanizer, a lustful man, a cheater.

>>93945152
Bronze Age, actually. DC sat on the rights to Captain Marvel during the Silver Age because they hated Fawcett that much.

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>>93931918
>cooky sitcom theme and laugh track plays

>>93941717
It is unfortunate that so many crazy women also happen to be smoking hot.
Why is that?

>>93931783
Nigga, she's not some 300Ibs midget with only one arm and a lazy eye, that is a prime piece of ass.

>>93942866
Post lois from this comic when she looks like a milf in her pajamas

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>>93938062
>I thought the concept of yandere was kinda hot until I saw that shit.
I don't see how. I never could get the appeal of yan-shit, I mean I get that some people feel like they want any kind of love but actually accepting bodily harm, dismemberment and death seems like it would be the biggest turn off I could think of but here we are.

>>93945680
Super attractive people are popular, pampered and spoiled, which causes delusions of grandeur and narcissism.

>>93945825
I'm not into it but as someone who never self-inserts into porn I can see the appeal.

Freaky chicks are a turn-on for some people, and like any fetish it can go to light ends of the spectrum or extremes.

Some people just think psycho bitches are kinky/sexy and want to fap to them even if they don't self-insert or what that situation in real life.

The only reason I'm not into yandere is because I like qt femboys in my porn and don't want to see cute boys getting murdered by crazy bitches.

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>>93945931
I don't see the correlation between femboys and yanderes.

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>>93945741

>>93946000
She looks like a teenager

>>93945716
Nigga, what part of "Don't stick your dick in crazy," don't you understand?

>>93937640

that got really fucking dark

>>93941802
Context?

>>93946938
Doomsday was back

>>93931744
Have you ever been in a situation like that? It's not that they don't know, it's that they want them to stop and ignore all advances in hopes that they'll give up. Everyone has their own reasons for doing it.

>>93941202
Superman Adventures #5 I believe. It's the tie in with the animated series.

>>93931783
this

>>93942041
its not about traditional values, you dont want to hurt someone you love and end a good thing

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>>93945103
kek, saved

>>93937151
Power Girl, he's your alternate universe cousin!

>>93939683
>implying a vagina is not a overhyped anus

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>>93937179

>>93948765
This is before that de-retcon. They weren't alternate related.

>>93937300
This Bitches are spiteful as fuck

>>93937151
This one always bothers me because it was obviously more important to have a quasi-cousin gush over how great and perfect and studly Clark is rather than portray a good family relationship. If you have to cross into that territory just to prop up one character than your writing is subpar or if not that then you're very misguided.

>>93950540
Like anyone will take their word over Supes

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>>93950345

>>93931918
Superman is a smart dude. Plastic tits not only suck but they are a massive red flag.

>>93955034
he probably also enjoys seeing healthy glads inside breasts and seeing some large plastic lumps with likely some minor water and fluids slushing around them was a turn off

yeah a dude with xray vision probably would be turned off if you had shitty arteries

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>>93948765
Hey, it's legal in most of the world.

>>93942613
Why is this so weird, why does Clark have a pony tail? I'm confused

>>93956231
The '90s were a dark time, anon.

>>93948852
what is this

>>93931744
Because the opposite of a virgin isn't a player, it's a man who has women constantly chase after him and ignores 99% of them.

i vaguely remember a band making fun of another band because they were wearing promise rings (or something). basically calling them out to be losers for trying to be pure for marriage.

anyone has the guts to tell superman he's an idiot for being a one woman man?

>>93956861
I can't think of any DC heroes who meet all three criteria of
>have the balls to talk shit to Supes
>prefer sleeping around to monogamy
>lack respect for both Lois and Clark

Closest would be Guy Gardner, but so far as I know he genuinely respects Big Blue.

>>93954648
her hope and optimism: gone.

>>93956461
>the '90s were a radical time, anon

ftfy

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>>93956794

>>93957361
Sincerely the worst decade of my life in some ways.

'80s were good, '00s were fantastic, '10s are a mixed bag.

>>93948852
Superwoman from Earth-3?

Probably a Porno

>>93957299
does lobo know superman is married?

sounds like something he'd do.

>>93931921
lol

>>93932061
Have you ever gave actual thought on why you're alone?

>>93931783
this. being a super hero is a job after all. responsibility and all that. the job comes first.

>>93957430
It really does.

Bonus points towards Superman punching him if he says something like, "You go be a real man and nail all those women chasing you. I'll keep this one warm."

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>>93957546
brad garrett needs to record that line

>>93948852
anyone wondering, this was made by DickHammersmith (god tier art imho), I'm looking if he made something else with Encantadora and Supes atm

>>93957732

You really consider that art "god-tier"? Sheesh.

>>93931918
Is it me or do her tits deflate in the middle panel

>>93945716
There is no level of hot that makes up for that much crazy. No matter how attractive a woman is, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of her shit.

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>>93932561

>>93942861
This is too cute, and that last panel is reaction image gold.

Superman doesnt deserve happiness though or for any hero for that matter since once that happiness crumbles they become villains

>>93945255
But?

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>>93958292
I see you're new to Superman. Welcome! Injustice is a fun game, isn't it? Please keep in mind that it's an AU, or "alternate universe".

In canon (that means the stories that count), Superman was tricked by a bitter man named Manchester Black into believing that Black had murdered everyone Superman ever loved. Most especially Lois. When Superman found Black standing over Lois' mangled corpse and Black was exerting every bit of psychic pressure he could muster to fuel Superman's rage, Superman said, essentially, "She loved me, and would never have wanted me to be a murderer. You aren't worth disappointing her."

So now you know that you were mistaken. Enjoy the rest of your summer here on /co/!

>>93942014
No, anon, confirmed that no one masturbates in DC universe.