http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/ Special:Random You get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Augmentation?useskin=oasis


Also I got the power to make people more humble

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Blade_Construction
HA! No. I fail miserably.

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>>93926791

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Infusion

My best chance is to take him on in the sewer system in close quarters under threat of radiating the water supply, I ain't dumb enough to face him in the open when he can just use the bat plane and gg2ez my ass from afar.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex

Looks like I gotta bang the bat.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stage_Advancement

Oh shit, you are all gonna love this?

Plankton Physiology

Power to use the abilities of plankton.

I'm fucked.

>>93926838
I mean, without his insane ego, maybe Batman won't feel like a one man crusade against crime is a practical goal and just give up on fighting you.

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>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biosphere_Destruction
Enjoy a new ice age faggot

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiosis
There's so many types of Symbiosis listed so i guess i could be unpredictable when it comes to going against him. I'd give myself like a 50% chance.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vegetable_Fairy_Physiology

Great, I am a poison ivy reject.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Attacks

death by a thousand paper cuts

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Puppet_Transmutation
I guess? Maybe? It's really vague

>>93927030
How will you get through his anti radiation pills pulled out of his asshole?

>>93927201
He'll just wear Red Son Batman's sexy bat hat.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Travel
He can prep for as long as he wants.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission

Think my chances are pretty good honestly.

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping

Uhhhhh... maybe? This power seems pretty broken, if I can switch anything with anything. I would stick my dick in a fleshlight, then switch it with Batman's asshole.

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>age manipulation

Honestly, my "evil plan" doesn't go any further than this.

>>93927314
>Jump into a pit of lava
>Location swap right before you go in

Or corner a young girl in an alleyway, strip her naked, and call the cops on yourself and when you hear sirens swap locations with batman

>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Shield_Construction

Well, at least I'll make a mess.

>>93927324
>Literally turn anyone into a sperm cell

>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sponge_Physiology
Most likely, if he manages to pin me down I can just bud off and multiply plus I can regenerate as long as there is a cell of me still around

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wendigo_Physiology

Shit so I just became a time traveling cannibal deer monster. I think my chances are pretty good?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Attacks

I'll probably end up getting my ass kicked, but I'll look pretty cool I hope.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Manipulation

Its possible.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/External_Nervous-System

It probably takes Batman less than a minute to capture me and then it's off to Arkham I go.

>>93926791
>Lust Constructs
What the fuck am I meant to do with this? Give Batman a fucking boner?

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

No more preptime

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiology

I'm going to trap Batman in an eternal loop of seeing his parents die and he'll also feel the pain they felt as they were shot forever.

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spine_Manipulation
Si.

>>93927661
Arkham? HA! You wish. No, it's off to the dissection table in the depths of Starr Labs or Cadmus for freaks like you.

>>93927736
I can hear it now.
>Batman: NOOOO!!! MY PRE-EXISTING BACK INJURY!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Proficiency


Im going to play this like an Adam West villain.

Prepare to get SCREWED, Caped Crusader! Go get him Nuts, Bolts!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology

>The ability to be absolutely everything in one.

I don't know...who cares

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>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding

Not the worst power but I don't like my odds.

>>93926791

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Program_Physiology

I'd wreck his shit

>>93926838
>>93927187
Too bad that power specifically says it can't create humility, it can only augment what already exists. Literally useless against Batman's insane ego.

>>93927159
>I advance to the next stage
>I'm now a comic writer instead of a comic fan?

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Dust_Manipulation
Since just about EVERYTHING is metal besides non-metals and metaloids, I'm sure I could kill Batman from the inside out.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence?useskin=oasis
I think I'll be ok

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>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Replication
Batfucker could prep for a year for all I care! It's not like I won't know exactly what he has prepared. Not just know, but know and understand.

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>>93927324
It can totally go further

>>93928103
That sounds exactly like the sort of gimmick villain Batman would actually have to deal with.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duality_Embodiment

Jesus Fuck. I think he'd need a bit more than an hour for this.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Obstacle_Manipulation

Pretty cheesy. Any time I don't want to be bothered by Batman I can just make myself unobtainable to him.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Storage
So I'm the opposite of Pig God?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Era_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I win right? all ihave have to do is create an era with no crime or go back in time and create a peaceful era where his parents never deded

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chrysopoeia
Great, I got the Midas touch. Hes planing on taking on just me and has knowledge of my ability correct? Good. In that one hour, I hire every assassin, mercenary, goon, and random thug given my Fort Knox fist and have them keep him busy. I dont expect any of them to defeat Batman, just keep him preoccupied until I finally get to land the killing touch. Now I have a golden Batman statue to enjoy

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Summoning?useskin=oasis

oh so i basically got a construct ring. so im totally fucked

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>Meta Combat : The power to fight/defeat anything using physical combat. Combination of Divine Combat and Logic Manipulation. Variation of Badassery Embodiment and Combat Merging.

Bat-Wankery gets knocked the fuck out of reality.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Spring_Inducement

I hold the world hostage and tell him to fuck off.

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>>93926791
>prepped

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stagnation_Embodiment

wow, what the fuck, is this website trying to tell me something?

I guess I could just will his traps not to work. Maybe even stagnate his athletic abilities? I'm basically a god with these powers since I'm the embodiment of a concept.

>>93928263
Are there any villains with the power to shape reality but instead all they do is fuck around and make annoying obstacle courses or games the heroes have to deal with?

What the fuck this is even worse than not having a power at all

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Entity_Physiology?useskin=oasis

How can he defeat me when he's so ignorant?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ignorance_Embodiment

>>93928552
Arcade
Q

>>93927300
By crying really, really hard and hoping he doesn't pull my spine out through my nose of course.

>>93928552
Myxzptlk

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Manipulation

I can beat him, and I just did.

>>93927268
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
Let's Team up!

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Manipulation
>Intelligence Manipulation
gg ez no re

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Image_Trapping
How is preptime going to counteract that?

>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Dilution

kek, this could actually work. I dilute everything by half. I can weaken his ability to think, and his physical strength. Might have a decent chance if I can catch him by surprise.

>>93927029
then you're an idiot. I can think of a dozen ways to beat batman with that.

>>93926791
Environment Creation
Sounds pretty OP. Can I just trap him in a universe where his parents die on repeat?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation
Oh, hey.
I can take him

>>93927672
>sexy-no-justu

give him a boner while mobbing him under a pile of bodies.

>>93930674
Create an orgy of Catwomen

>>93926791

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimation

...honestly, it's a coin flip. This is a pretty damn good power, but an hour of prep time for Batman is like several years of prep time for a normal human being. If I manage to freeze him he's done, but chances are I'd never even see him coming.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Song_Augmentation

Unconventional, but if I have a duo with Music Meister we may have a slim chance of winning.

>>93930696
>sexy-catwoman-no-jutsu

Batman is finished.

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>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Light_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I am more powerful than a green lantern ring and when he calls Superman I just change yellow light to hurt Superman instead of powering him.

God this isn't fun I wanted a more Street level power I'm gonna reroll

>>93927933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgtXFsF7lp0

>>93928263

>The user create, shape and manipulate obstacles: an object, thing, action or situation that causes an obstruction, whether physical, mental, conceptual, moral, social, economic, biopsychosocial, cultural, political, technological, military, etc.

Okay, that power is both cool and completely bonkers. From the name I just thought it was "can make death traps and mazes", but it sounds like you can literally just create continuous problems in every aspect of Batman's life. Like he's in the middle of prepping to fight you and all of a sudden the cops storm Wayne Manor because they found child pornography on his office computer or something.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Principle_Manipulation

If I can manipulate HIS principles, I can probably make him suicide

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Teleportation

I could if comes after me I could just send him to somewhere else.

But if I don't know where he is then I'm fucked.

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Separation

>User can materialize and separate any/all of a target's (whether themselves or others) emotions, usually leaving them completely emotionless or to only act by logic

I would be defeated but I would win the war. Batman is insane and only his moralfag sensibilities and conscience keep it in check. I remove them and I take away Gothams protector and replace it with a Terminator!

HAHAHAHA!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thundercloud_Generation

I have the power to generate thunder clouds yet i couldn't control them....yeah batman would beat me

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Erasure

After he did what for an hour?

>>93927598
Fun fact about the Wendigo actually.

Them having antlers or resembling deers is something completely made up by media. Actually Wendigos of legend are basically emaciated, frostbitten corpses noy unlihe the traditional zombie.

The Wendigos from Until Dawn are by far the most accurate representations of the creature by far.

But yeah you are essentially a cannibalistic Winter spirit that can control animals and the weather as well as turn people into cannibals themselves. I say you have a good chance.

>>93927672
You are essentially a Green Lantern but with constructs made of "lust energy". The more of a sexual deviant you are the stronger your constructs become.

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stone_Heart

whack

>>93931192

>The more of a sexual deviant you are the stronger your constructs become.

My god. Imagine the average /d/enizen with that power.

>>93931192
Interesting facts about the wendigo. Never knew they were essentially smart overpowered zombies, although I think the rotting deer design looks more morbid and interesting to me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diligence_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
OK, he will kick my ass
Eventually, maybe

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>>93926838
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Flow_Vision

Gee, the power to see blood would really be useful for a 120 lb stickman against a musclebound dude in a party outfit.

>>93930633

Problem is, he only has to think of one way to stop YOU.

>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frictionless_Skin

Batman basically can't hit me since his punches basically slip right off and he can't grab and hold me without me slipping through his grip.

I'd say I have a chance but knowing Bats he'd probably figure out a way to beat me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporary_Invincibility

Not a chance.

>>93931788
>I'd say I have a chance but knowing Bats he'd probably figure out a way to beat me.
Basically any kind of sonic emitter will cause you to slip infinitely if there's no friction. He could fart on you and you'd fly around like a goofball on whim-whams.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt

I'm fucked

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Art_Manipulation

yes, i'm essentially a reality warper

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Flight

Great, I'm just slightly above Kiteman in terms of threatening the Bat. I guess I just float out of Batterang range until I get fucked by the Batplane

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos_Deity_Physiology

Batman is not going to do shit

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Platinum_Manipulation
I would like this if it meant I get the powers of your average Platinum/Kamiya-designed spectacle fighter.

>>93926791
roll
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation
no

>>93926791
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Eating

>The power to absorb the sins or slights upon an individual from moral actions into oneself. Sub-power of Morality Manipulation.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

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>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment
>"Dude Martha lmao"
>Fight is over

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>>93932023
>Aerokinetic Flight
>can fly because you're basically an airbender
I seriously don't think you understand the kind of power you stumbled into

>>93932304
>Defeated by bubbles
>BUBBLES
AAEYYAYAYAYII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>93926791
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Erasure

He already defeated me before the fight ever started. I love technology far too much to erase it. I won't survive out there if I must hunt for my own food.

Speed Embodiment
Rape

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Improbable_Weapon_Proficiency
>User can wield bizarre weaponry with great skill. The user can also perform feats, such as bludgeoning their opponents with a book, slicing their flesh with a towel and even find effective, offensive uses for bananas and other edible objects.
Oh shit, I'm motherfucking Jackie Chan! Instant Batgod prep time negation power when random objects become WMDs. Bonus points if I lure him into a ladder factory.

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>>93932374
Bubbles are dangerous shit in Jojo. You don't want to be caught fucking with them.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Popobawa_Physiology

Basically a rapist Manbat with a happy elephant standing tall and proud between the legs. Come and attack me Batman, you will own get rape sooner than later.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning

I turn into a combatant on par with Batman himself through DBZ-level plot convenience by just watching the guy, if not better than him by watching others.

I'm fucking fine.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equilibrium_Manipulation
I can knock him off balance and I can sway his opinion on anything. I might have a chance

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Dragon_Physiology

Pretty sure Batman has killed both dragons and demons before; since I'm both combined into one unholy Nothing-Personnel, I'll probably stand a chance