Does anyone have an official tier list of advertising-character

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>>93925332
I mean last time we tried this we ended with foodfight so idk

>>93925332
Quaker Oats Quaker is a pacifist, so either outside or on the absolut ebottom of the ranking.
The MnMs are incompetent, and much of their humor relies on being overpowered by other creatures attmepting to eat them, so they're just just above the Poptarts and chocolates from the Krave commercials, who seem like soft cunts in addition to being eaten in commercials.
The Kibbler elves have numbers, but elves are pussies. They come in next, just below Snap, Crakcle, and Pop who are at least bigger. The Krave cereal guys (not the chocolate) are vicous, but small, so they probably end up around here. The Trix Rabbit isn't a complete pussy, and his craftiness could help him in a fight, but he's not going any higher because, come on, he can't even beat a few kids. Next comes the Michein Tire Man, who's pretty close to baseline, seeing as he's a humanoid who's only real advantage in a fight is his presumably tough rubber skin. Tony is a built af Tiger, so I figure he can tear rubber, but I think Lucky's magic puts him ahead. JGG is on top for your aforementioned reasons.

Bigger question, since JGG is a plant person, does he have a dick?

>>93925332
Is it just me or does these kinf of advertisment mascots not seen anymore in commercials? I cant remember the last time I saw a Capt Crunch ad.

Is count chocula still a thing? Vampires are pretty strong, I don't think a giant could just brute strength beat a vampire

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>>93925332
Nope, john cena would be on top of the powerlevel charts because of plotarmor

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>>93925332
I'd rather discuss which advertising mascot is the hottest.

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Keebler elves are canonically ageless. They're literally immortal
https://www.keebler.com/en_US/all-about-the-elves.html
We can only assume they are the strongest because they have had infinite prep time.

>>93927587
>magic ovens
not only are they immortal, they have access to magic

>>93926987
He's a venus fly trap