The absolute state of Disney
Really hoping infinity war (budget $1 billion) utterly flops. Purple smiling guy won't live up to the hype
SEQUELS
SEQUELS OF THINGS THAT WE NO LONGER KNOW HOW TO MAKE GOOD
21 movies in 30 months.
Of these, only "Coco" and the Untitled DisneyToon Studios Project appear to be original films.
The rest are either sequels, remakes, or adaptations.
And people say the film industry is creatively bankrupt.
>>93890758
Based Disney giving the world what it really wants
Ugh.
>>93890758
Carol!
>>93890758
>The absolute state of Disney
Richer than the Catholic Church?
>>93890966
Richer than Oprah and God combined
And they deserve it with all those amazing movies
>>93890758
Is Mary Poppins Returns an action film?
>>93890758
>Really hoping infinity war (budget $1 billion) utterly flops.
It's pathetically hilarious that there are still DC fans on /co/ and /tv/ still mad about low Rotten Tomatoes scores.
Deliscious tears.
In all seriousness though, Disney really ought to consider making animated shorts to play before their Marvel and SW movies too.
>The Lion King
>Mulan
Are these live action remakes or what?
>Spider-man homecoming underperforming
>GOTG 2 underperformed
>Alice in wonderland underperformed
>Pirates underperformed
>Car's underperformed
>Civil War had the important avengers and Spider-Man but it underperformed
>Last Jedi will underperform
>So will Thor
How many of the new ones will underperform/flop
>>93891074
Unfortunately, yes.
>>93891045
Why won't the mods just do us all a favor and ban those three retards?
>>93891076
I think everything except Star Wars will do badly
People are getting sick of a new Disney every week
But Star Wars is something you are culturally obligated to see, and Disney knows it
>>93891045
>This retard thinks anyone who doesn't like marvels current is a DC/Fox fan
Dumbass. And stop samefagging.
>>93891068
>>93890895
>>93890984
>>93890966
Mary Poppins: Revelations
>>93890758
>Really hoping infinity war (budget $1 billion) utterly flops.
There's no way it can flop, even if it's somehow bad. It has way too much hype behind it.
>>93891090
Oh, so you guys can bash Disney/Marvel, but anyone who does the same thing to Time Warner/DC deserve to be banned?
WTF this is supreme levels of butthurt when you are so eager to make these bash threads against Disney on /co/ and /tv/ at the same time, but you call for anyone bashing DC to be banned.
>>93890758
>midquels
>sequels
>live action remakes
>the only thing remotely anything close to original is some of the superhero films and a wrinkle in time
I get that its hard to come up with original ideas in films, but something original would be nice.
>>93891170
Yeah you're hallucinating a samefag and
I made no quality statements on the movies, just that Disney is gonna make tons of money which is the goal in this capitalist system.
>>93891170
That was my first post in the thread, so nice job being wrong.
>>93891354
Shut up, dumb evansposting ravjeet.
Nice company war though, MODS
>>93890758
Out of all of these, only the marry poppins sequel upsets me the most.
>>93890993
Mary Poppins returns from the remains of her dead home planet to find that the world has moved on without her. And that she has a son.
>>93890885
The Untitled DisneyToons Project is another extension of the Cars universe (tentatively titled Space)
Disney has gone creatively bankrupt
>>93891326
Coco is original
maybe the unnamed movie but thats probably a sequel also
I think Coco is the only 100% original things up there
at least Wrinkle in Time and Nutcracker are adaptions of written works and not movies
>>93891170
Hey, if WB wants to make DC animated shorts again, they're free to do the same.
>>93891144
>Star Wars is something you are culturally obligated to see
Nah fuck that.
I hope everything from the marvel side crashes and burns, so we get a decent cinematic universe when they reboot.
The rest (besides wreck it ralph) look good.
>>93891076
>Civil War underperformed
>1.132billion
>>93890758
"I don't approve," said the lone man in the fedora hat
>>93890758
>no Big Hero 6 2
>another side Star Wars movie money grab
>Mary Poppins and Lion King again
This kills a man.
>No Marvel Pixar/Disney flick
We have to wait a little longer to get decent marvel superheroes
>>93891144
>But Star Wars is something you are culturally obligated to see
lol nope, disney star wars films are worse than MCU
>>93891485
>Disney, a multinational mega corporation is highly interested in making as much money from its IPs as possible
>>93890758
what presentation is this?
>>93891485
>>no Big Hero 6 2
Will happen a bit later, just wait, besides we have the cartoon series this year
>>another side Star Wars movie money grab
one time they will crash
>>Mary Poppins and Lion King again
what?
>same thread on /tv/
>13:54:12
>OP's thread
>13:56:11
wow
>>93891531
Yes but you HAVE to go see it
They always come out around Christmas, so your family will want to go see it and you have to go with them
Or its all everyone at your workplace will talk about, so you have to go see it or be an outcast
There is a very real social pressure to go see Star Wars movies
>>93891468
>Considered the best marvel movie featuring iron man and Spider-Man and the avengers based on an "iconic" storyline with 0 competition
>Made less than the second worst ironman film
$1 billion isn't such a disaster though
>>93890849
they finally run creativity to th ground.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
>>93891555
D23 I assume
>>93890758
>Mulan remake
What the fuck?
>>93891387
Thanks mods, lmao
>>93890758
Maybe IW is going to be the savior and kills the cape genre for a long time.
>>93891417
Well, then, there you go.
Of the next 30 films from Disney, only one is an original work.
And the sad thing is that it could be argued that by virtue of being based on Dia de los Muertos that it's not original either.
>>93891411
>Larry Poppins?
>>93890758
>>93890849
I'm really mad about Toy Story 4. 3 ended perfectly. Anything more is milking it. I'm not saying it can't be good, but more like its not necessary.
>>93891585
This happens all the time.
>>93892065
Pixar just isnt same after 2010
>A Wrinkle in Time
>casting a bunch of niggers
>Ragnarok ending leaked - Thor gives the throne to Heimdall while he goes to help Earth
I'm done with Disney.
>>93892134
>less than 2 minutes apart
>hating on the exact same thing
>same pic
sure it does, allllllll the time
>>93890758
How the fuck did we let Disney get this big?
>>93891814
Pretty sure it's gonna be a live action adaptation like they did for Beauty and the Beast, AKA - shit no one asked for.
>>93890758
Sitting on the internet all day complaining about big companies yet still buying their product is pretty pathetic.
You are like someone make hate threads about Walmart being too big and yet you shop there everyday for groceries.
>>93892254
by eating their shit.
>>93891426
Coco is a rip off of Book of Life.
They turned the cretor away cuz no one wants Mexican Stories and now they wanna make their own?
Fuck Disney.
>>93892478
actually, he's chill about Coco.
also he's working on sequel for BoL.
>>93891076
>profit
>profit
>profit
>profit
>Dont know fully yet
>profit
>speculation
Yup, Disney are totally fucked.
>>93892231
No, he's right, it happens all the time that shitposting /tv/ threads get copypasted on /co/, it's ridiculous
>>93891144
>Anon honestly believes that
What's infinity wars actuall budget no way is it a billion
>>93892519
I know but still doesn't mean Disney isn't shit for doing it in the first place.
>>93892636
especially that they tried to market a holliday or something like that
>>93892309
>shit no one asked for
So Disney should expect more live action remakes to fail as terribly as Beauty & the Beast did?
So.......does Disney basically own everything now?
>>93890758
>Nutcracker and the Four Realms
Hadn't heard of this one before. It's honestly really strange to see a more "traditional" adaptation of a beloved classic in there and not another sequel or cape shit film.
>>93891076
>underperforming
The favorite new buzzword of everyone in Hollywood who doesn't work for Disney.
While making 1.1 billion instead of 1.2 billion is technically "underperforming," it is not "failing" or "flopping."
Wait, Dumbo?
How?
>>93892669
Yea. The tried to copyright the traditional name for Day of the Dead.
That's like King trying to copyright "Candy" and Saga.
>>93892695
except dc and harry potter
>>93892735
Tim Burton
>>93891076
Why are you people saying movies are underperforming a week after they have hit the theaters?
>>93891411
How would she not know she had a son? She birthed him.
They're releasing too many movies. It makes me grumpy because I want kids today to have to watch the same Disney VHS twice daily instead of getting movies every other week in addition to several channels worth of programming.
What the fuck is Disneytoon?
It sounds like the only original thing on that board. Well, except Book of Life 2 I MEAN UH- "Coco".
Yup. It's literally the only original looking thing in that listing.
>>93892848
people behind Planes.
they used to make direct-to-dvd sequels, but lassetter didnt like that.
>>93892790
Apes is supposedly blowing it out the Water.
Im not trying to start a console war but WW didnt get blown back by Transformer, Mummy or any the movies after it.
Then again all the movie it came out with sucked ass for the most part.
>>93892769
>Tim Burton
>Dumbo
Is this real
>>93891615
>>93891076
>it's a "every MCU movie should gradually make more and more billions to be considered successful" episode
Tell me more about how the studios are secretly bleeding money left and right without anyone noticing, i feel like watching the whole re-run
>>93892790
Because it is.
Spider-man and ironman are bigger than both these, yet he's getting his ass kicked.
>>93892926
WW is beating GotG's domestic despite the lower opening and you want to use this as argument that Spiderman will make less than both? And btw, HC's opening was still the best of the franchise
>>93892900
Except WW did lose the #1 spot to those movies as they debuted, but it didn't matter, because it's legs were better, and so could be Spider-man's
>>93892630
It is aproximatively a billion, but for two movies combined
>>93891615
only 1,1 billion? damnnnn
they are suffering big time, amirite
>>93892769
They own DC every single week
Well, what do you expect? Whenever someone does take a risk and try something original, no one goes to see it.
>>93890758
>Gigantic gone
>No Jungle Book 2
fugg
>>93891076
>>Spider-man homecoming underperforming
It's already earned its production budget at the domestic box office and hasn't even made it through its second weekend.
>>93890993
Half the film is a knifefight with Amelia Bedelia.
>>93890758
What's Avengers: Untitled based on?
I've never read the original story.
>>93890758
>Dumbo
>Baby elephant drinking alcohol and taking advice from black stereotype literally named "Jim Crow"
>2019
This seems likely to end well.
Why won't Disney make an effort to dominate the television landscape like they do with film?
>>93890758
>Mary Poppins Returns
I don't know why I find that so hilarious
>>93894596
Shouldn't have asked if she could cut in on a dance
>>93892682
>MFW I found out Beauty and the Beast made $500mil domestically
>>93894938
I know exactly why I find it hilarious and it's because I'm imagining Frank Miller writing Mary Poppins
>characters get new comic runs every year
>it's apparently bad if characters get new movies every other year
??????
>>93894938
>>93895308
>>I'M MARY POPPINS YA'LL!!!!
>>93895308
Mary Poppins Returns: Revengeance
>/co/, the comic and cartoons board, complaining that there are too many comic book movies
yep /tv/ really has taken its toll here
>Zootopia 2 nowhere in sight
The absolute state of Disn-
>>93890758
>The Nutcracker
Are you shirting me
>no Tron anything
>ever
>>93895435
Kinda surprised Kong didn't do better over there.
>>93895468
Tron's very concept sounds expensive from the start so I can understand Disney wanting to avoid a CGI money sink
>>93891085
But... the lion king is about talking animals, why would they do a live action remake of that?
>>93895524
>Wrinkle in Time
>Nutcracker
>not CGI money sinks literally no one gives a shit about
I really hate Disney.
>Mary Poppins
You have my permission to kill me.
>Mulan reboot.
You have my fucking encouragement.
wtf i love disney now
>>93895787
BASED DISNEY WILL CONQUER DA WORLD.
>>93890758
>A Wrinkle in Time
>The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
>Mary Poppins Retruns
>DisneyToon Studio untitled project
Alright Disney.
I'm listening
w-what happened to gigantic anons
>>93890758
Here, I just circled the only things I'll pay money to watch in theaters and the only things worth caring about.
>>93896103
Anon its gonna suck
>>93896027
They...I...
Oh fuck
>>93896044
the plot thickens
>>93895468
Didn't Tomorrow lands box office failure kill any chance for Tron 2
>>93891144
Screw that, I at least enjoy Marvel films. A New Hope was terrible.
>>93891144
You're fucking joking right
I seriously hate what Disney has become.
>>93890758
I really hope it does.
Hollywood needs to be put down like a filthy dog, and capeshit is the best weapon to destroy everything.
Good riddance cinema, at this point nobody will miss you.
>>93896504
oh boohoo cry more while based Disney dominates every aspect of your miserable life
>>93892218
>Ragnarok ending leaked -Thor gives the throne to Heimdall while he goes to help Earth
Well he is the only kinda relevant asgardian in these movies
>>93897308
They don't dominate any aspect of my life.