Why can't Henderson AT LEAST make Doreen look like this

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>>93889277
Because not EVERY SINGLE female character is supposed to be pretty. Maybe if youdid something productive with that libido of yours, like, say, fuck a girl or a stray dog at least, instead of shitting /co/ up with your complaints, you'd understand what I'm talking about you nigger.

>>93889329
Your standards for pretty are low.

>>93889329
projection

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>>93889277
>>93889329
Check your good art privilege shitlord broflakes

>>93889329
Oh look tumblr is here.

>>93889433
i actually kek'd

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>>93889329
Ah, yeah, look at this NORMAL COMPLETELY AVERAGE human female
dayum she is just like all the normal people I see here in my hometown of Chernobyl

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>Daily reminder that even /co/ can draw better than a professional Marvel artist

>>93889575
The town is called Pripyat.

>>93889599
>>93889433
Wait. How many issues are these pics apart?
This is like two completely different characters.

>>93889277
Because she's a terrible artist.

>>93889603
I was dumbing it down so Marvel readers could understand the reference :^)

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>implying fat and ugly isn't completely average

Maybe I just live in a really shitty area

>>93889599
They make it look like that on pourpose, rigth /co/?

>>93889681
Depends. My family is mostly rather slim and good looking. Even the uglier people I know have at least normal human proportions.

>>93889575
I know a woman like that. She is very ugly it is a bummer. But she seems happy? Her teeth are bad. I say hi to her but she doesn't talk much, smiles occasionally, maybe she had a rich inner life. But I have never noticed people fun chatting with her often.

Maybe it will help real people be kind to very ugly people

>>93889575
I mean, I see people that look like that every day.

>>93889277
because everyone in squirrel girl is intentionally ugly, some creative choice

her style was alright in jughead

>>93890007
>because everyone in squirrel girl is intentionally ugly
>intentionally ugly
>intentionally
Bullshit.
I call fucking bullshit on you and that ridiculous ass claim.

>>93889277
You're pretending there's a choice. It's not "style", it's lack of ability.

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Remember, this is one of those pictures defenders point to as "No see she can do good figures IF SHE CHOOSES", ignoring the slew of problems with this single, super-simple post like:

Lack of wrists
Lack of shoulders
Lack hips and waist
The fact that his legs go directly into his abdomen
THE LACK OF HIPS AND WAIST
THE FACT THAT THIS IS BASIC FUCKING ENTRY-LEVEL ANATOMY

>>93890108
you could go read her stint on the new jughead, first few issues

maybe it's wrong to say that all the characters are intentionally ugly, she just chose to use an ugly style

not to say i'm defending squirrel girl in any way, ryan north is insufferable and i think if you draw ugly characters there should at least be some visual variety

>>93890007
>because everyone in squirrel girl is intentionally ugly, some creative choice
this.
Marvel and/or North put her up to this.
USG exists for the sole purpose of producing nerd salt from which Marvel's bullpen derive sustenance. No doubt part of their occult ritual to keep Stan Lee's powers going.

>>93889329
I agree in principle but Henderson's art still makes everyone look like Downs Syndrome candidates.

>>93890261
Look, I understand that Henderson is no GREAT artist... but she can be decent. The belief is that someone at Marvel is actively encouraging EH to be terrible on purpose. And for her complicity they will award her an Eisner nom.

>>93889433
I'm kinda scared to ask but is that supposed to be a woman or a man with long hair?

>>93890007
>her style was alright in jughead
No it wasn't, stop lying.

>>93889653 is objectively right. Henderson is a genuinely bad artist and falls back on the deviantart excuse of "it's my style!" and "it's supposed to look like that!" to handwave the fact that she doesn't even have the basics down.

Someone post that Hercules picture. It's a perfect example of how Henderson has no fucking clue how human bodies work and just slaps everything together like an amateur.

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I don't see why people are so asshurt that Henderson draws squirrel girl as bizarre looking

She was freaky as shit when she appeared as gag character,got the pretty look in Bendis run where she was played straight,gets the cute look in Ewings stuff cause she's played straight,is I so bizarre she's drawn off looking in her gag series

Besides even if squirrel girl was drawn like pic related,would that even make anyone here read squirrel girl?

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>>93890261
Spoke too soon, already posted. Just look at that shit.

>>93890693
Reminds me of a cliche in hentai where girls working on smut have literally no idea what a penis looks like.

>>93890311
> she just chose to use an ugly style
Why?

>>93890779
Because she looked normal if squirrel like except for her face, but her current incarnation is this blob weird thing that doesn't look like a squirrel-human-mutant person.

>>93890779
The difference is that this was a narrative decision by Ditko.
>Iron man is saved by a freaky superhero
But people find squirrels cute so they made a conscious choice to draw her cute.

>>93889329
As far as the face goes, she looks pretty average. The body is unrealistic, but you can say the same for pretty much any comic character regardless of gender. And on that note, why wouldn't an acrobatic superhero with tons of physical exercise be in great shape?

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>>93890601
I find myself asking this on just about every goddamn character I see in this book
I've gotten a 50/50 split whenever I ask someone what gender the black character is supposed to be

>>93890779
that's only because Ditko was half assing that story, like he did almost everything he did for either DC or Marvel after the 70's

>>93890988
I guess only bad guys have eyelids?

>>93889433
the art in UBSG is still mediocre overall, but I was kinda digging the physique Henderson has been drawing Doreen with in the last couple of issues, she was looking kinda swole, which is something I can get behind

>>93889329
Learn how to draw Henderson

I don't see how this style is better than Henderson's as a single image. The artist is far better at story telling but her face is still fucked up and the tail looks terrible. They look the same weight. Actually this one looks a little thicker.

>>93889433
They wasted a half a page on that ugly face.
My god it could of been Not-Doreen's fat ass.

>>93889433
Wait, is this from the comic or a parody?

>>93890805
But this is held up as the example of "no she can draw"; despite that nose, and that fucking incorrect everything.

That is a straight-ahead, static pose. If you can't draw that correctly, how the fuck are you supposed to draw anything?

>>93889433
This page made me throw up.
I have never seen art published by a major publisher look so bad.
This is actually making me reconsider comics.

>>93889370
>>93889388
>>93889433
>>93889448
>>93889575
>>93890562
>>93890943
>how to trigger /co/

>>93893415
I admit I've seen worse, I've seen art where you can't even tell what's happening on the page or which character it's supposed to be.

>>93893439
how to prove you have no value

>>93893311
Modern Marvel in a nutshell, really.

>>93889599
>that /co/
Fuck off fag, it was one artist. Stop acting like the entire board made it

Who is even reading this shit?

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>>93891773
Shut up Henderson. You aren't have the artist he is.

>>93894770
No one, just look at the sales.

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>>93890779
No, she was only drawn ugly in her first appearance and by henderson

>>93889599
Except they can't. The one on the left has proper volume and better lines.

Who fucking cares. Let's just wait for live action synergy to kick in because then she'll be waifu tier again.

>>93889277
Because she is a woman.

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>>93890988
fixed that pic for you.

>>93890779
There's a difference between one ugly character in a comic of better looking ones and one ugly character in a sea of ugly. Every character Henderson draws is hideous.

>>93895476
40 keks

>>93889433
Nice to see Chris-Chan in a comic

>>93890988
>I find myself asking this on just about every goddamn character I see in this book

Apparently, Henderson was praised by the lgbtq community for including a trans person in the book, and she had to correct them all the time that that character was not trans but straight as an arrow.

I forgot which character it was, but I don't think it matters.

>>93889277
Because feminism applied to comics is the cripling fear that some male, somewhere, may find a female character attractive

>>93895549
It was the black "girl"

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>>93890988
The crazy part is besides the faces she seems generally competent. The ugly faces are a deliberate decision and I don't know why she thinks that shit looks good. "Stylized" doesn't mean just slap some shit together and call it a face.

>>93890988
I still can't understand how she saw that Songbird face and thought it was okay for release.

>>93895667
>she seems generally competent
see
>>93890261

>>93890261
I don't see much wrong with the legs, desu. The arms, on the other hand, are fucked.

>biceps insert in top of the forearm
>forearms connect to the center of the top of the hand

>>93895386
Nice try Marvel intern

>>93895958
I'm not saying she's fucking Da Vinci or anything, but what's pointed out on that figure is truthfully barely notable unless you have a trained eye. Laymen do not give a shit about 100% accurate anatomy. It's fine for the webcomic/Steven Universe-loving demographic this meme comic targets. Probably better, honestly. The faces are truly egregious though. You don't even need to be all that proficient to draw a non-ugly face, and surely the skill level required to draw that body, even if not technically masterful, should be able to at least do a decent face.

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>Doreen puts on a flag scarf
Why does this character suddenly do things to my dick???

>>93895476
This is somehow less revolting than the image it is mocking.

>>93896390
Just the legs are fine. However, he is entirely missing hips and a waist. I even put some guide lines in there - see where his legs go? Straight into his stomach.

He's a "broad" build, but that only hides the fact that he's missing chunks of his anatomy. The clothing is used to hide the fuck-ups - it's like how somebody draws before they learn to sketch a basic skeletal figure to plan. The fuck does he look like without that skirt? His dick is tucked into the belt buck and his ass is just under his shoulders?

Shoulders and hips are things I taught myself to draw. In fucking middle school. Jesus fucking christ.

>>93895476
>that squirrel's face is better than any expression in the real book

>>93896535
Because your dick recognizes a strong patriotic soldier-making machine when it sees one.

>>93896458
>breasts don't track rib cage
>nothing to reinforce perspective or volume throughout the torso
>face doesn't project
>head doesn't have clear sideplane
>uninteresting silhouette
>lines are shallow curves and have no nuance, variety, or weight variation

The one on the left is actually better.

>>93896811
Pardon, I said "his ass is just under his shoulders", but that is not correct. It should be "shoulderblades". He does not have any shoulders.

>>93896887
Nice try Intern.

>>93896887
You can say those things, but that doesn't make it true. You're trying very hard but you're a very shitty troll.

Take your shitty bait and go.

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>>93897010
I can't fix your layman's eye. Not even shilling, the one on the left is shite too.

>>93896887
>A sketch some dude did in his free time for 4chan isn't quite 100% as artistically detailed as one that someone made for a living for a comic book.

>Doesn't address Aesthetic

>>93897197
By aesthetic you mean whether or not the face is appealing? Yeah, I don't judge art primarily by how pretty the little faces are.

>>93896887
>>93895386
>>93897138
Actual artist here: Please shut the fuck up like you know what you're saying.

>>93897407
>actual artist

Post your "art" and I'll be the judge of that.