You get to have your number one waifu as a real, casual fuckbuddy

>>93877825
Definitly waifu. Sure a million dollars might buy me a real GF and get me through college, but now ammount of money in the world can get me a robot sex slave, meme gem dorito, or perfect tsundere goth that deep down loves me

>>93877825
I don't even have a waifu and even I would pick the first one. Who in the right mind would ever pick the other option?

>>93877825
Million dollars so I can pay OP to be my fuck buddy for a million days.

>>93877825
Million dollars.

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>>93877825
I'm sure if I had my waifu I'd be able to make a million dollars easily

The money, since you never said she's actually LIKE me.

>>93877825
>is this even a question?
Why would you want a million dollars when you'll just be taxed at least an initial 1/3rd of it and then have it be continuously taxed until you lose all of it or spend it to buy things that you'll have to pay tax on/things that you'll continue to be taxed on.

>>93877825
True love is a hard thing to come by...

>>93877940

Er, she'd. She'd like me.

>>93877825
The million dollars. I'm not a degenerate that has a waifu.

>>93877825
The million dollars obviously, why would i want my waifu to be a casual fuckbuddy? At least with the money i can afford to build a decent shrine to her

>>93877825
Give me the million easy

>>93877825
>Having your waifu as a casual fuck buddy instead of a devout wife who you happily spend the rest of your life with
Nah, fuck that, that's basically cuck shit, I'll take the money.

>>93877948
The senate and executive branch shall protect my rich ass

>>93877825
>waifu is a god

pretty clear choice

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>>93878048
I'm not rich, I"m just cheap

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>>93877825
If you can think of another way to get a milf made of sapient liquid latex, I'd like to hear it

>>93877825
>casual fuckbuddy
This is the deal breaker. If I was so desperate for sexual relief, I would have bought an Onahole. No, what I crave is something different, deeper. An act so queer, even the Dreaded Slaaneshi /d/aemons dare not say it aloud. No what I want is Hand-Holding

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>>93878198
delete her 30,000 emails?

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>>93878226
You get it, anon.
I want my waifu to be real, but casual sex is for the gays and young people, so I'd have to take the money.

>>93878226
get you a centaorea

>>93877825
>casual anything
I'll take the money.

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>>93877825
What if a million dollars is my waifu? Also, what if my Waifus name is a million dollars? Also this statement is false