Comic-Con weekend is next week. We all know what that means for

/tv/, Reddit, tumblr, /pol/, newfags, and summerfags

Why does /co/ have to be the battleground for all of these groups?

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>>93871567
Thats literally every board that isnt porn.

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>>93871567
You must be new, this is the 3rd year anon.

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Wonder if someone will actually do the 3-1 storytime where each image is a page from the big 3.

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>>93871527
Who's brings the pain? OP? /co/? Bork Laser?

>>93871644
Someone talked about doing this months ago, but IDK if he'll come through and have it ready in time.

Someone made a thread about ICP comics the other day, please someone find scans of those for the SoP.

>>93871683
Yeah, he posted that as an example image. I am intrigued at this new way of storytiming and scared what will happen if the trinity gets posted simultaneously.

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>>93871527
ANOTHER America storytime??

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>it's that time again already

>>93871567
Fuck you newfag.

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>>93871748
Going to be honest with you, it's not going to be okay anon.

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>>93871828
I have experienced so many great storytimes through /co/ over the years... I know there has to be a cost. A balancing of the scales. I know that. The Storytime of Pain is the price we pay for stuff like the weekly Win-o-Thread and monthly storytimes of The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck.

But I don't have to be happy about it.

I still wish we had a weekend of joy the following weekend, to heal.

>>93871988
It's only one weekend a year.

Besides, what's the worst that could happen? We've already seen War Machine 2.0 and there is no way anyone will ever top that.

Okey, can someone explain to me why next week is so depressing?

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Can we please not do Girls again this year? That one's not painful, it's just irritating.

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>>93874194
Okay anon, you're new but you asked nicely so I'll tell you.

During Comic-Con weekend /co/'s developed a little tradition where everyone storytimes the worst comics they know of. This can be anything from a Spiderman One More Day to Sonichu. Needless to say such a concentrated wave of bad comics can be more than some of us can handle.

If you click on a storytime next weekend get ready for a ride.

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>>93874853
>Sonichu

Fuck off you BIG 2 shill. Sonichu has the deepest lore anyone has ever experienced. Also with actual aging characters and surprise sex changes.

>>93872100
I do not remember War Machine 2.0. Was it so bad I burned it out of my mind?

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Bring it on.

>>93874949
The writing is worse than any current marvel book and the art honestly caused me to feel physical pain trying to look at. Remember that 3D Ironman/Captain American movie that came out on DVD a few years ago, take that make it look worse and only show still frames.

The weekend of pain has elevated it form an obscure comic no one knew about to the uncontested worst comic of all time according to /co/.

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>mfw 3rd year of being the bringer of pain

It feels magical

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test

>>93875049
I must find this and I must read this now. I recently returned to /co/ after a six or seven year hiatus - maybe more or less, not sure honestly, and I feel like I have a lot of catching up to do.

>>93875188
It's just one guy or multiple storytimers?

>>93875393
>I must find this and I must read this now.
Wait till next Sunday, it's be the grand finale every year, so odds are it will come again.

>>93875438
Multiple, I only do DC

>>93875459
Will do, thanks Anon. Cheers.

>>93875298
Thank goodness, it turned out readable.

>>93871753
Hello summerfag

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>>93871527
I still need never found a scan of this piece of shit.
I guess I'll have to scan it myself.

And if anyone else knows other terribad horror comics to do, so I have a thread's worth to contribute.

>>93875462
Aww yeah this mean more Centaur Superman this year? Anything new to add this year?

>>93871567
Don't scare off the newbies, shit for brains.
That's what next weekend is for.

Fresh meat for the slaughter. The joy of seeing virgin pain for the first time as they devolve and realize how much of a slut aunt may is.

>>93875829
Dunno if I should do Whom Gods Destroy again, I always do Act of God, Created Equal and Whom Gods Destroy as the beginning. Need more variety

>>93875786
>Antarctic

Aren't they the same people who published Diesel?

>>93875879
I've heard Armageddon 2001 is questionable quality.

>>93871608
>Marville
The horror. The horror.

why must you sully dami like this?? he is for pure and this will only make people hate him mare

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>>93875298
>unfunnies
>trouble
>nemesis
>at the same time

So the storytimers are turning into mad scientists and we're all the guinea pigs?

YOU FUCKING BASTARD

Oh damn it.

I had almost allowed myself to forget.
I already know what I have to do.

Requesting some of the worst Sonic the Hedgehog comics.

>>93876523
In the preparation thread a few months ago someone said that some of us were starting to build a resistance to them. That was a result.

If anon comes through, this might be the best storytime of /co/ history.

>>93876600
You don't request the pain, you do it yourself or just enjoy the ride.

I wonder if someone will storytime How I became yours.

>>93876605
Are we likely to see anything added this year? I honestly haven't kept up with comics the past few years, so I'm curious if there's anything to add.

Been hearing that Miss America's comic and most of Marvel's tumblr shit has been nominated.

>>93876923
Only time will tell. This is a group effort so there is no way to say if anything will or won't for sure.

I for one have been spelunking in DA to drag up something special.

>>93875944
Maaaaybe? Been a while since I read Diesel (a year ago in fact).

>>93876923
I could see Hellcat and America being fair game.

The book I've chosen is something else within the past year.

>>93871527
can`t be worst than summer

>>93871527
My body is ready