>Dude Peter you're so cool everything is so cool it's

He's you

>>93843685
damn...

>"I was um...looking at...porn."

Ned was best boy.

>>93843685
>Maybe if we keep shouting at the audience that the movie is good they'll ignore how awful it is

>implying you wouldn't be stoked as fuck to be spider-man's best bro

>>93843619
You a racist

>>93844109
The entire idea of Spider-Man having a disgusting blob that knows his identity was stupid from the start

>>93843619
>Dude, Peter, hey man, why are you still here? Haven't my ever heard of white flight?

>>93844161
Don't talk that way about Slott.

>>93844109
>be killed or become a super-villain

>>93844161
Explain your reasoning. You're not giving much for people to actually see your point if they hadn't already.

>>93844161
Are you mad that Ned found out his identity or that Peter has any close friends at all?

Because it's not the 50s and being a STEM-fag doesn't make anyone an outcast these days. The only people I knew in school who had zero friends were fucking freaks.

>>93844231
Because Peter having to deal with the Spider-Man stuff on his own is a huge part of him growing up. Having someone for him to talk to is extremely lazy and takes away the significance of his achievements

>>93843619
Anime portrayals of teenagers have made you forget what an actual teenager is like
They're naive, obnoxious, inexperienced little people who think they're right about things and are surprised by new things
If you lived in a world where superheroes existed, you were 15, and you found out your best friend was in fact one of those heroes you'd be freaking out in the same manner

>>93844248
Not him but him finding out his identity was definitely the problem. Harry was a close friend of Peter's who didn't know. Mary went a while without knowing. Peter's dual identity is pretty important

File: laughing-gifs-foolish-human.gif (4MB, 347x244px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 347x244px

>>93844191

>>93844161
But he's not Blob he's Hobgoblin

>>93843619
Have you met teenagers in real life, anon? Many of them really are awestruck about even mundane things in their lives. That guy's reaction is completely understandable. His best friend is a super hero. What other teen can claim that?

Most teens aren't mature. They're obsessed with dating, drugs, HS clubs, getting in at their choice university, social reputation, partying, and finding part time jobs to support those activities. The fact that you expect them to not act like their age is strange.

>>93843619
>"you were on the ceiling!"

what world are you from that you find that to be not surprising at all?

>>93844354
More like the Hobgobbling, hohohoho

>>93844248
Peter doesn't need zero friends, but Peter keeping secrets from his friends is a big part of what makes Spider-Man unique from other superheroes.

Spider-Man is supposed to be a relatable, flawed guy who lies to his friends about being a superhero because he thinks he knows what's best for them. Can't tell Harry/MJ/Gwen or they'll hate me, can't tell May because it'll kill her, etc, despite how true those things are. There isn't much reason for Peter to even have a secret identity anymore from a storytelling perspective, when the only people you have to hide your identity from is the villains the plot relevance of the secret identity begins and ends with the villain finding out and attacking Peter's friends.

A big part of that is because the secret identity stuff plays into story-of-the-week type stories, and that's a format that works in comics or on television, not one and done 2 hour movies.