Hank R. Hill is now the main character of the last comic/cartoon

the joker kills him and uses his large intestines for festival beads

>>93824957
I don't even know how to begin integrating Hank into Clarence.

>>93824957
That was either my little pony or the newest aquaman. I can't remember which was more recent.

He's abandoned by Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko. Zenegata arrests him, to which he replies, "Dang it!"

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>>93824957
>dangit Rusty, ya can't just be puttin' orphan hearts in your joy cans like that!

>>93824957
>Green Lantern
The Green Light of Will is now powered by propane.

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>Brave Chef Hank
Dang it, how am I suppose to make burgers without cooked meat or hamburger buns... where's this city council, I ought to give them a piece of my mind.

>>93825034
Clarence's mom is gonna burn some CLEAN gas.

he gets upset at his robot scientist friend for building his estranged father a new hand, despite previously hating him.Now is all chummy.

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>>93824957
>I sell Irken domination and Irken domination accessories.
>Shut up Dib.

Hank uses his new found quirk "propane for all" to promoting clean alternative fuel as he defeats a villain who's quirk is to influence people to use coal with the famous "PROPANE SMASH"

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Justice League Action
>No more of this nuclear nonsense Ronnie. The only justice we're dealing, will be at the hand of sweet lady propane!

Nothing, I was watching King of the HIll.

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>Hank Hill sharing a beer with Trevor Belmont and Alucard

>Punisher MAX
Hank gets tortured and murdered by Moldovan slavers. RIP

>>93826971
Anime isn't Cartoons anon

>>93824957
>Space Patrol Hill
>Hank trying to sell propane to Chief Over Justice
>Hank is the one who burns the shitty life fibers
>"That space boy ain't right"

>>93824957
He's going to have a hard time defeating the Lich.

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>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Swapping Carl out with Hank for an episode would be good for some laughs, but I'd be way more interested in Carl being placed in King of the Hill.

>Jesus was white, reaganomics works, and the muslims did 9/11.

Also, the Freemans never go into debt.

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>>93824957
Hank Hill Fights nazi ubermen has a genetically enchased superhuman

feels pretty good.

Weirdly enough it was King of the Hill

>>93827738
The whole town would literally destroy itself without its one rational person.

>>93824957
Hank probably wouldn't go with Hokushin to Demon World to meet his ancestral father Toshin Raizen.

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It's good

>>93824957
Flip Flappers just got a lot better

>>93828013
>hank has ten sisters
I feel like this would just make the BBQ's a lot bigger and longer.

>>93824957
>hank has ten sisters now
well the BBQ's would be much bigger and longer. hell he might just start raising cows and bulls for all the meat he will need

>>93824957
Does manga count as cartoon?

If it does:
>we've got to stop the colossal titan with the clean burning power of propane I tell you hwat

>>93824957
Hank Hill becomes Master Splinter and teaches the TMNT (circa 2003) to become propane specialists, as they combat the evil and furious Shredder, Master of Coal.

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watched Batman TAS

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also watched JLU

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>>93828192

>>93827387
i tell you h'what

>>93827839
king of the hill livestream popped up on youtube today, decided to binge a little so I am right there with you

>>93824957
Hank Hill (Conan) the Slayer. Well i'd assume he'd stop seducing women with looks, but instead with the prospect of a clean burning energy I tell ya h'wat.

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>>93828192
90% of anime and manga would be better with Hank Hill.

>>93827738
Then you'll love this
https://youtu.be/KIpWm7nyczc

And the last show I saw was Mission Hill, and Hank wouldn't stand living in the northwest

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>Peggy, that lil' green kid is up to something I'll tell ya h'what

>>93828312
stop

>>93824957
Does .hack//Sign count? It's either going to be that or a few seconds of the latest Samurai Jack season that was on the TV at a bar.

>Hank only appears in the brief real world interludes because he doesn't get the whole computer games thing
or
>Hank gives the assassin ladies a firm talking to and sends them on their way

>>93827387
You just make that? I love it.

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>>93828312
>"Matress-faced hoes like peggy"

>>93824957
>Hank Loud
I think he'd be overwhelmed.

>>93824957
>Digimon Tamers
Oh crap hank has the Meramon line

>>93824957
Hank Hill is the son of once a great space outlaw from her Gem overlords.

Hank and the Crystal Gems.

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everyone fucking dies

>>93829609
>well I'll tell you we're the crystal gem
>we'll gosh-dang save the day

>>93829609
So does that mean Cotton would be in Greg's role?

>>93830460
I shattered fitty gems

>>93828004
>Hank is the wise one and de facto leader
>Peggy is the neurotic bitch who fucks everything up
>Bobby is the weird dorky fat kid in love with the qt brown girl next door
>Ladybird is the team pet
This is so fucking accurate it hurts.

>>93828312
I completely forgot about this guy.

>>93830460
>>93830480
Cotton would be Rose.
It would fit perfectly, s/he has the myth of being a war hero, but everytime you actually learn anything about him/her s/he's just a piece of shit.

>>93824957
>rom
>The Neutralizer cooks a Dire Wraith with a good, bean burn.

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>Castlevania

I slay vampires and vampire accessories.

Hank Hill sneaks into the Wonka Chocolate Factory in order to help stop Slugworth from stealing the recipe for Everlasting Gobstoppers.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force. You get something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIpWm7nyczc&t=609s

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He'd be propane-powered instead of solar-powered. And instead of shooting magic katana beams at giant robots to blow them up, he'd just give them a swift kick in the ass.

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>>93824957
>>93830907

"I'm Hank fucking Hill, and I'm gonna kick Dracula's ass, boy I tell you what!"

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Having unicorn magic and a fire-breathing baby dragon is nice, but wait til you hear all the things propane can do!

>The 'NAM
Now boys, let me show ya what some clean burnin' propane will do to them gooks over there.

>>93824957
>Darth Vader #3
>Hank Hill is now Emporer's right hand man on a quest to take a lightsaber from a Jedi

That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

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>Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4

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>>93828192

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>>93828837
someone else made the "Tank Hill" image. I just put it onto a screencap from JLA.
>standing on the shoulders of giants

>>93824957
>arthur
Just another responsible adult helping out kids with life

>>93827738
I'll friggin tell ya hwat

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He would try to be the voice of reason and shame these entitled fucks into acting like responsible adults.
The rest of the series would probably be Hank doing their jobs for them while they spend twice as much energy avoiding Hank as it would for them to actually be productive. The plots would be pretty mundane and the only funny parts would be Hank reacting to typical CN characters being what they are.

At least that's the impression I get from watching a single episode an hour ago.

>>93832572
And that's pretty accurate. It's basically the plot of all episodes of that series that would include a character that is level headed and well into life.

>>93824957
Oh god....it was the latest arch of rock cocks....

>Superman: The Animated Series

Hank tries to stop all of the villains by selling them propane.

>Hankver Hillmont, vampire slayer of Castlevania
>"that Dracler ain't right."

>>93824957
Stardust Crusaders is gonna be fun: https://youtu.be/g-njtZmmUw4

>>93831532
You beat me to it you filthy Stand user

>>93824957
>Rocko's Modern Life

>>93824957
>Last cartoon I watched was Mystery Inc.
>Last anime I watched was Samurai Flamenco

Either way I win.

F is for Family gets a serious tonal change, and Vic gets arrested.

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>>93832920
Way to contribute to the thread

>>93828545
>mmDang'ol Urameshi gotda mm gotdang portal-a-demon-world boutta open mm

The last thing I watched was an anime. Does this still apply to this topic?

>>93824957
Castlevania
>Kills all the monsters with clean economical safe propane and propane products.

>>93824957

Hank Hill works for Hydra now: >>93832237

>>93824957
Hank is an Invader sent to Earth as a form of banishment due to his annoying Propane fetish and he opens a business selling Propane while dealing with that crazy nehighbourhood kid who is the son of that weirdo scientist guy that lives just down the road.

weebs get out

>Hank Hill
>Bob's Burgers
He'd probably try to treat all the children, particularly Gene, the same way as Bobby and try to suppress his feminine nature.
Presumably this wouldn't last very long since no one else in the show bullies him for it.

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>Avatar: The Legend Of Korra

Hank acquires the special ability of propane bending and consumes Arlen whole, covering large expenses of suburbs and land in propane as "propane accessories" echoes eeriely in the background.

If any "cartoon" counts, the Hank sees the Death Nite fall off the roof, picks it up and disposes of it in the nearest trashcan because it just ain't right, I tell ya hwat.

If it's gotta be /co/, then Hank and Venom would actually be an interesting run.

>>93824957
>bob's burgers
He has a very difficult time dealing with his incredibly "not right" kids. He still makes one hell of a burger though.

>>93836302
>Pesto, you shut the hell up or I'm going to kick your ass!

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>"god, now there satanists running 'round arlen? Ill tell you what, this wouldve never happend if they discoverd the empowering magic of propane"

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my will to live tethers

Hank Hill: I'm not sure about all this "Master Force" and "God-on" stuff. Maybe we should just try to sell the Destroys some propane. I think a nice propane BBQ grill will help them out.

Bobby, don't stand so close to the giant robots. They might have robot viruses.

Instead of he-man and the masters of the universe it'd be hank hill and the masters of the universe.

angeblich heilt lindenblöütenhonigh hiv, 100 tage n glas am morgen, kann man ja mit ner annanas mixen, schmeckts sperma besser. die medizin hat der menschheit ja auch keine wunder gebracht und mindestens ists ne gute ernährung


und eben hat mich ein fetter nazi aus würzburg angefahren, wollte mich zuerst in die dornenhecke schubsen, jetzt will er die bullen rufen, heißt wohl, dass ich mit dem messer im rucksack mir jetzt besser die pulsadern aufschneide, bevor man das Targeted Individual medikamentös ans bett fesselt. vertrauen schenke ich diesem spiel eh nicht, ich hab nur keinen ausweg, das KZ welches die menschen die jetzt langsam abkratzen, geschaffen haben, ist mit einem hivemind ja eh aussichtslos. da sterbe ich besser frei und mit nem strick sogar noch schneller, doch komme ich noch bis dahin? und waruum sollte ich mir die mühe machen, wenn sielbst die liebe nur ein alien love bug ist und einem skript entspring? ja, schönster tag des lebens und man sagte mir ja, dass liebe der to dsei; kleines illuminati drecks spiel, dumme pseudorevolution. das internet ist eine society of openly shared secrets, sie müssen es nur nutzen lernen. und sollten diesem maroden staatenkonstrukt endlich den gnadenstoß versetzen, statt dafür noch zu arbeiten, aber ihr leben ist ja ein sedietes spielchen need to know style, warum sollten interesse am leben ihrer kinder und enkel haben, verdient man ja nichts mit, warum also all die mühe?
ich kann doch nichts dazu, dass Sie und die Generation ihrer eltern das elektromagnetische konzentrationslager aufgebaut haben, dass die presse die basis dieser forschung verschweigt und das judi legi und exiku. vom Geld beherrscht werden.wenn sie eine opposition sein wollen, dann müssen sie zahlen, wenn sie lieber mit menschen spielen, dann entblöße ich die MK ultra teststation Gießen/Marburg zurecht!

>>93824957
I get autistic about these and Carl threads because people only know the meme versions from season 1 of their respective shows.

Every thread for both is a mixture of ...

>I tell you 'what
>boy ain't right
>friggin'
>something something Fryman

>>93827538
Yes they are

>>93824957
Family guy. I think Glenn wouldn't be friends with him anymore but he would be more friends with Cleveland. He would be better to the family overall.

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>>93836478
>you will never have venom try to sell you propane and propane accessories

>>93824957
Hank Hill in Hey Arnold
I don't think he would like Hilltown. Too urban. Too many minorities.

>>93824957
>Titans
>Hank Hill shows the Titans how to kick H.I.V.E.'s ass

>>93824957
>Legend of Korra
Actually improves the show because Hank Hill is a goat tier negotiator and mediator

>>93824957
How to put hank man in bob burger?

>>93824957
The remaining 2 German battleships squares off against the Texas Battleship, Hank "USS Propane" Hill.

>>93830620
>I killed 'fitty gems!

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>I'm gonna kick your ass, creep!
I'm amazed there's no crossover art already.

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>She's not wearing any pants? I tell you hwhat, that warrior ain't right.

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>>93832405
Still, good work anon.

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>>93838697

>>93824957
>The Legend of Lucy
So he'll get to kick even more asses.

>>93841102
>It's clean burning, we'll tell you hwat

>hanazuki
I'll tell you what,Kiazuki

>>93824957
The last show I watched was King of the Hill

>>93841599
Now it's like that scene in Being John Malkovich. Everyone is Hank

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>>93841630
BWAH!!!