Lana Lang is Cute! CUTE! Why did Superman dump her for

>>93808418
she'd rather have smallville than clark, and then begged clark to take her back after following his lead to walk the earth

>>93808418
Chuck Austen, is that you?

>>93808418
If only she said yes to clark at the train station when he asked her to go travel with him..

Needless complication from bygone era and a narrative loose end?

>>93808418
Because Lois Lane appeared on the first issue of Action Comics and she was inspired on some chick Shuster had a crush

>>93808418

because she got BLACKED

>>93808418
She couldn't give birth half-kryptonians.

>>93808418
since when was michael jackson a redhead

>>93809734
kek

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I hate how modern writers treat Lana like she's a puzzle to be solved.

>"She's a CEO!"
>"She's an engineer!"
>"She's a superhero!"

She's an old flame from Smallville. Clark's "what if" girl. That's all she needs to be.

Because Lois is better in the sack, turbo virgin

>>93808418
She's been banging Steel for most of N52.

>>93808418
can't suck cock worth a damn

>>93808418
Hasn't anime taught you anything? The childhood friend NEVER wins.