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New X men mutant with the power to make people gain or lose weight. He also happens to have a raging fat fetish. Haven't though of a name yet. Suggestions are appreciated.

>>93806616
SPider-Turd, he is the first shit Peter Parker took after being bitten by the radioactive spider. made from Aunt May's hotcakes and imbued with the powers of a spider, this crime-fighting crap protects the sewers from various nefarious plots and truly is Marvel's shittiest character

>>93806616
Mocker. He transforms into hilarious caricatures of the people he's fighting. It humiliates them and ruins their rep. This caricature applies to their powers too.
His nemesis is Shocker

A girl is kissed by a radioactive lesbian and becomes Superlesbian

The Shape

Capable of assuming and combining the forms and powers of anyone's who's DNA he's ingested.

Attempting to quietly steal DNA from all the Major Marvel Heroes to turn himself into the ultimate super... something. He hasn't figured out that part yet.

A Red blooded Patriot from Alabama who dons a makeshift confederate flag version of Captain America. After years of alcoholism and painkillers his body is capable of taking super human amounts of alcohol and meds. He will drive a pick up truck to get around, his cousin (and lover) Betty Su will use state of the art dial up to feed him information on the highest concentration of African Americans in the great state.

>>93806689
Oh oh and his origin is that he got spit on by a radioactive insult comedian when he was heckling.

>>93806665
Adipose Rex

>>93806665
Also should mention, he'd win by making female super villains fat as fuck so they couldn't fight. Maybe he'd be an anti hero like the punisher that other heroes just sort of tolerate.