How about a /cock/ thread? What would you use to make that cartoon-esq

>Suddenly reminded of how peaceful /cock/ was

I didn't want to be sad today, OP.

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I've always wondered what these things actually taste like. I mean, is the patty even made of beef?

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What is it about pre-60's cartoons that the food looks so good? Ghibli's the only studio that has even come close to being this comfy

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>>93803878
I always assumed it tasted like a veggie burger for some reason. I always thought pick related would basically be pizza hut too. shit sucks in disney

>>93803785
/cock/ was definitely the best merged board.

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>>93803905
People were literally hungry for bread so delicious-looking food was a way to draw in the audience.

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>>93803905
Scooby doo gave me a love for elaborate sandwiches and eventually crawfish

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Universal really got great at making themed stuff for their parks. The two types of Duff beer were cute, and all the themed mixed drinks around the park are pretty unique. Not too /co/ but all the harry potter shit is kind of an experience in and of itself. I doubt they have the rights for it but seeing islands of adventure have marvel themed drinks in Florida could be pretty fun.

>>93803905
>Ghibli's the only studio that has even come close

Ghibli food looks like its made of plastic or rubber. Like, their meat looks like those squeaky toys you'd give a dog shaped like a steak or a drumstick.

Not appetizing at all. No texture, completely artificial looking.

>>93804388
Bait

>>93804386

The Moe's Tavern in Universal Florida is fucking amazing. I felt like I was making a pilgrimage to Simpson's Mecca, the recreation of the bar was so precise.

BUT they fucked up on the Flaming Moe. Using dry ice to get the smoke effect was clever, but WHY did they use orange soda when it's supposed to be purple? They should've used grape soda.

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>>93804415
>Bait

Nah, weeb.

Ghibli food looks like it's made of plastic.

>>93804386
>Marvel themed drinks

"Hello Bartender, I'd like to order a Tony Stark."
>He places whatever bottle he's holding in front of you

>>93804386
>there will never be a hulk themed drink that's basically midori, lemon vodka, blue curacao, lemon/lime soda, and a floater of 151 in a hulk glass with a glowing ice cube

This would be pure vacation-core drink.

>>93804429
Everything with that kind of deep coloring has a shitty taste though

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>>93803762

>Using charcoal instead of propane
>Steak hanging off the sides of the grill so the edges cook uneven with the center
>Clearly going for well-done

Why does cartoon food look so good?

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>>93803785
>implying
It was an odd match. Peaceful enough. Nothing to get sentimental about.

/mlpol/ was the board that pacified the most virulent of cancer though. Truly the best of boards and the worst of boards.

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>>93804524

>>93804539
>Everything with that kind of deep coloring has a shitty taste though

No arguments; grapde soda is nigger tier soda for a reason.

But for authenticity's sake, the Flaming Moe was basically just purple drank to begin with. And I doubt anybody ordering a Flaming Moe gives a shit about the taste.

>>93803905
For me, it's the sound effects and the emphasis on a non-gross slurping animation they do right afterwards.

>>93803956
Why haven't they made this place a thing in their parks?

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>>93803762
Someone actually made the Alibert's Gobball Stew from Wakfu.

fiction-food.com/2015/01/aliberts-gobball-stew-from-wakfu.html

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>>93804086
>tfw I would eat a sandwich like that, but don't want to waste all of my groceries on one meal

>>93804099
It's pretty dang good.

>>93804681
Sometimes I'll skip breakfast and dinner and just eat a huge double or triple-decker sandwich stacked like that for lunch.

It's worth it, man. Try to make it happen when you can.

Is this a The Oatmeal thread in disguise?

>>93805026
No, we're talking about actual delicious /co/ food

I've never seen a cartoon make oatmeal look appetizing. I'm not even sure real life can pull that off.

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>>93805078
>not even sure real life can pull that off
If you don't want to eat this bowl of delicious, I'm not sure you deserve your tongue.

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>>93803762
Pic related for Catwoman meal, or a can of tuna or a shit load of semen. Ya know, canonical shit.

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>>93803878
It depends on whether you believe there are non-sapient fish in that particular sea (or that the inhabitants just don't care about bodies after death).

My guess would be tuna. You can get a nice patty from some quality tuna.

>>93803762
>What would you use to make that cartoon-esq meat on a bone thing?

Probably a bone-in steak.

Cow, not dinosaur.

I can't get dinosaur steak here (but it probably tastes like turkey).

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>>93803878
Until I see a Nick-sponsored recipes, I'm going with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EnWiGYT1g4

While I'm shilling his channel, I actually made Jake's Sandwich(sans lobster soul, I don't have any soul capturing devices that work)

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>>93805315
Shit forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsxBw6ls7Z0

>>93805315
>doesn't tuck the pickles into bed and read them a bed time story

Do your fucking research, Babish.

>>93805332
I'm a vegetarian but looking at that sandwich is making me sweat

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>>93805337
>used to do this as a kid when making hamburgers for my siblings

>>93805367
Then you're a pretty shit vegitarian, shitlord.

Just give up your shitty ideals and eat meat like your body wants you to.

>>93804571
This isn't A.D., you ass hat. These people are lucky to have made a working grill, let alone one big enough to handle half the steak. As for the welldone, again, they are lucky to have a grill for it, they don't have the luxury of controlling how well it cooks. Fuckibg propane whore.

>>93805384
I don't eat meat because of health reasons actually, and I've considered including fish again but even so. eh. I find it makes me have horrible headaches. I don't even consume dairy much anymore due to similar reasons.
but thanks for the response anon, uwa

>>93805415
Even a giant pit would have been better. I've seen primitive technology, with the right idea and enough time to implement it they totally could have made one not shit.

>>93805471
there's also the method that a lot of places
had/still have, which is to wrap the meat and bury it under hot sand and wait

>>93805471
This isn't caveman-survival. This is caveman-modeled after the 50's. If you want to make a giant pit, that would mean shelling out clams for a permit to dig ensuring you don't accidentally rupture a sewage line.

>>93804467
dude I have that kind of food before, it looks ljust like that.

>>93805425
>no meat
>no dairy
>health "reasons"
>it gives me headaches
You know humans are omnivores, right? What pseudoscience diet has you in it's clutches? What doctor was irresponsible enough to tell you to stop eating meat?

I'm honestly curious.

>>93805512
>sewage line
But the pelican in the bathroom just eats it all

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>>93804467
True but that may be because Asian food is frustratingly hard to draw and color right. I mean looking at it you would never think that but when you actually try to draw it, it never comes out right.

>>93805332
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsxBw6ls7Z0
This might be the best food-thing I've ever seen. Next time I'm in the northeast US I'm making some lobster soul-ioli

>>93805315
>using parmiggiano in a burger
I'm all right with being pretentious to a point but come on, that's just wrong.

>>93805568
And he has to go poop that out somewhere, away from town. Best way to do that is with underground tunnels for them to run through.

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>>93805512
In the 50s if you couldn't find something to buy you'd just find an out of spec oil tank, cut that in half and use that.

The carcinogens are what make it extra 50s

>>93803762
>What would you use to make that cartoon-esq meat on a bone thing?
Well the meat you show in the OP has a 7-shaped small bone that imply it is 7-bone chuck. I seriously doubt it is suppose to be roasted that way, it would be shoe leather.

>>93805602
It's a source of employment for them, it's not unreasonable to assume that multiple pelicans service one household in shifts.

>>93805539
I still consume dairy, and every once in a while fish/shellfish. and I'm not into pseudoscience bull. I've just had meat in my diet and out of my diet, and since I have a bad migraine disorder which is triggered by various things (i.e weather, certain foods etc)- what I've done is figure out what makes my headaches happen more frequently and stop. not eating red meat/poultry has literally cut my migraine frequency in half, it's not unusual. I don't consume sweets for the same reason- automatic headache (same with alcohol obviously, and I don't have coffee, etc).
Of course humans are omnivores, but not everyones bodies function the same (i.e food allergies, etc), doesn't mean its any less natural, ya feel?

anyhow back to the sandwich, I never know with those huge sandwiches, is it supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife? or would you have to break your jaw for the experience

>>93803905
Oil painted cels.

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>>93805644
I more meant this, but felt Fred was more /co/

>>93805644
Who knows how long he would be roasting it? Could be like the most pointlessly labor intensive slow smoke

>>93803762
>meat on the bone

fucking danganronpa

>>93805685
I always eat gigantic sandwiches like that with a fork and knife.

I know it's more "manly" to try to maw then with your hands, but that ends up being messy, and you don't get the full spectrum of taste that is intended since ingredients inevitably get squished out and left behind by our teeth that aren't meant to bite into something that tall.

As far as the migraines go, I guess I can believe that. My mother suffers from them. They seem so irrational to everyone else since modern science hasn't figured them out yet.

Caffeinated coffee actually helps my mother with migraines when she drinks it before bed, btw. Try it, senpai. Best of luck to you.

>>93805909
yeah you're right, I guess I just need a sharper knife for my sandwiches. man tall sandwiches just look so good for some reason. it's glorious, I guess

and yeah migraines are definitely not as fully explained as I'd like them to be, but one can hope that'll change in coming years. sorry to hear your mom suffers from them too anon, they totally suck. I'll try that coffee thing though! worth a shot, danke

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>>93805909
You could always press them down like a Shooter's Sandwich, which has the added bonus of flavoring the bread with whatever juices get squeezed out while still keeping the crust crunchy(provided you toasted it)

>>93805539
from the sound of his earlier post, he's got poor kidney function

>>93805685
pancreatic problem?

actually... gut problem is more likely, otherwise you'd be dead

had a colonoscopy? probably the place to start

anyway don't let that guy get to you, we're not just omnivores - we're opportunistic omnivores; we eat what's available, and in a post-scarcity or near-post-scarcity society, that's whatever you can make a balanced diet from on your budget

if you're smart, you can do it as you know

>>93805594
it's not the worst, especially if you sweat out a lot of the grease baking it that way

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I didn't realise until now but I think the ending of Ratatouille was a reference to the concept of "Madeleine de Proust"
>No sooner had the warm liquid mixed with the crumbs touched my palate than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary thing that was happening to me. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, something isolated, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory – this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me it was me. ... Whence did it come? What did it mean? How could I seize and apprehend it? ... And suddenly the memory revealed itself. The taste was that of the little piece of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at Combray (because on those mornings I did not go out before mass), when I went to say good morning to her in her bedroom, my aunt Léonie used to give me, dipping it first in her own cup of tea or tisane. The sight of the little madeleine had recalled nothing to my mind before I tasted it. And all from my cup of tea.
>—Marcel Proust, In Search of Lost Time

In French it's used to describe involuntary memories stemming from enountering mundane things that are linked to your childhood, here mundane food items.

http://www.americancommunityinfrance.com/la-madeleine-de-proust-proust%E2%80%99s-%C2%AB%C2%A0sponge-cake%C2%A0%C2%BB/

>>93805702
>>93805852
I hate that Japanese theme restauraunts replicate the stretchyness of either skin or gristle by filling it with cheese.

I want a piece of fatty, chewy meat. Not Cordon Bleu on a stick.

>>93803878
>>93805332
i came here just to post either of these, and now i have no reason to be here

i would say i binged watched most of his chanell in the last few days, but he has less videos than i expected

>>93804644
there was one in Paris but they closed it not too long ago because it was shit

>>93806465
Interestingly enough, theyve connected certain bacteria in the gut region to migraines

>>93807248
Has any actually had ratatouille/had it more than once here? If so, what does it taste/whats the texture like? I always imagined its sort of a savoury, soft vegetable crunch that goes melty in the center like grilled zucchini but im probably wrong

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>>93807383
You can make potatoes and molasses with us

>>93803878
The secret formula is crab

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>>93803905
>that whole short about Spike trying to show his son how to cook a steak.
It was bigger than his head. And Spike's huge even for dog standards

>those gags where a predator looked at someone and they would imagine them as a spring chicken or turkey.
>the inside of the cheese house Jerry lived in that Tom inflated in that snow episode.
Actually that was from in between the Dietch and Chuck Jones era but it was still food porn.
40's-60's made everything look good.

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>>93807554
What's in the movie isn't ratatouille.
Honestly I think I've only ever had my mother's ratatouille so I gotta say overcooked (squishy) and bitter, but made with love.

>>93803785
/cock/ was the best merged board by far. Peaceful, little shitposting, no /pol/shit, just nice discussions about food, comics & cartoons. I wish it came back.

>>93807765
Can we ever make it happen again

>>93807774
Hope it happens again next year is the only option, it seems.

>>93805332
This looked incredible in the show, and in real life.

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>>93803878
Well un México they used to have have a restaurant done un the style of the krusty krab, but of course the Viacom guys went after them, and last time i checked, they change it into a BBQ & RIBS place.

This was un mexicali.

Rip

>>93807592
I think the forumula is that it's cooked by someone who enjoys his job and puts his love into everything he makes. The difference between a Krabby Patty and a shitty burger is whether the Fry cook wants to be assed to make it or not.

Also Plankton at this point doesn't even run a restaurant, he just wants to fuck with Krabs because of some shit rivalry they had long ago.

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when I see a /cock/ thread i have to post this

>>93808598
Is that early Asterix?

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i need to try an jellyfish jelly sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXePrBbgXxg

>>93808637
no idea, but i remember reading it in my primary school library and those boars looked fucking amazing

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>>93803762
When I was a kid I had never seen, heard or tasted steak before so everytime I see something in the design of OP or pic related I'd think it was made of sweet hard jelly close to uncooked salmon. If the meet was pink I'd think it tastes like hotdogs.

>>93808598
I just eat any old type of pork, but there are places where you can buy a whole pig to smoke. Those look heavily basted, however.

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>>93808682
>Jelly
>On fucking meat

>>93808686
Honestly my experience with Asterix has been with the films. I've seen the Egypt one, the Britain one, and the American one. As time went on I noticed the animation budget getting better, as well as there being actual stakes and stuff happening other than Asterix and co. take care of the problem without breaking a sweat.

Do modern Asterix movies/comics still have the big lipped black people? Imagine seeing that in a modern CGI film.

>>93808741

Used to think meat was naturally salty because I ate a lot of sliced salami as a kid and my parents went heavy on the stuff when making chicken or chops.

>>93808598
>>93808637
>>93808686
I remember that one. My grandmother bought the German version of that story "Asterix und der Kupfer Kessel" I think. I don't speak German, so my grandmother translated all the speech bubbles into english and sticky noted them next to the German text.

I don't remember exactly but it was about a copper pot filled with money or something.

>>93808786
to be fair there's shit like blueberry reductions which i've never had and mint jelly on lamb which is great
slightly unrelated, i heard peanut butter is great on burgers too

>>93808786
Jelly on meat can be done well.

I've seen jelly and bacon combined well to absolutely fantastic effect before, and I normally find bacon really overrated.

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>>93808786
Yes, in Des Masions de Deux the lead slave is still big lipped, though he has a more natural skin tone.

>>93805702
When I was a kid I saw Meowth eat this on Pokemon and I wanted it so bad. Looked like a giant chicken nugget with a handle. Its also the flagship item for the game series Monster Hunter. There are tons of videos on youtube of people trying to replicate "bone meat" including a licensed restaurant in Japan. Basically you take a big bone, smush a bunch of ground beef around it in the right shape and then wrap it all in bacon and bake it. Doesn't sound great. I've had this conversation with my friends and you basically need to just suck it up, go to a butcher and ask them "What cut of meat should I use to make this cartoon food irl?" And probably also ask the best way to cook it because it seems like a thick piece of meat.

>>93803785
Dont be sad it's gone, Anon. Be happy that, for one bright shining moment, all was right with the world.

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I make the burgers from the Bob's Burgers cookbook on the regular. Everything so far has been amazing.

>>93808786
>he hasn't had a Sinner Sandwich before
Meat and jelly provide a delicious contrast.

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Disney food looks so fucking good.
How they managed to make insects and cat food look appetizing, I'll never know.
I've always wanted to try that lightning puff thing Remy made. And Kronk's spinach puffs look delicious, fuck you Yzma.

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>>93809960

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>>93809976
>Kronk's spinach puffs

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>>93810024

>>93810039
Alright, well that does it. I'm making these sometime.

>>93804086
Zombie Island was a fucking nightmare to watch if you were hungry

>>93804386
fuck, that place looks so comfy

>>93810087
I've never wanted a hot pepper more in my life

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I just wanna know if they were really that good

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The Marvel Cookbook was bizarre.

>>93810629
...so was this a snack book or just Dr Strange learning of boredom snacking?

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>>93810726
There are more serious recipes, but some are things like "make the pancakes and put chocolate on top". And vegetable soup with beef.

>>93810629
Fuck I remember reading some of this. There were some really weird/not very good recipes as I recall. I could be thinking about something else though.

>>93803762
Goddammit flintstone, use a bigger grill!

>>93805415

THEY HAVE FUCKING TELEVISIONS AND AIRPLANES.

They can make a non-retarded grill and cook a steak medium rare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc
Nothing can top this

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Awwright, /co/ooking thread!
Time for me to bring out those old recipes.

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>>93814597

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>>93803762
Honestly I would prefer out long lost comrade, /tg/. We used to have a chemistry together.

>>93815753
>Honestly I would prefer out

Then get out, homo.

>>93814614
Thisbactually doesn't look too bad, most of these are easymode for kids bit this is a healthy kick .

>>93818350
>no beer
>no stock
>no cocoa
>red kidney beans

sure it'll teach them what a shit-tier chili is like

>>93805568
It's a living.

>>93814614
>Milk will cool your taste buds faster

Dohoho

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When I was like 14, being the dumbass Sonic fan I was, I made this.

It was actually some good fucking chili.

>>93810488
They probably naturally taste like fried scallops, with the internal fluids and organs somehow tasting like a zesty sauce. Remember: they were eaten RAW. They were, without a doubt, the tastiest and healthiest item on ANY eatery's menu.

>>93804677
Looks fine, but not as yummi as pic

>>93808891
> I don't speak German, so my grandmother translated all the speech bubbles into english and sticky noted them next to the German text.
Thats adorable.

>>93814597
I should try making that one day, have anyone tried it?

>>93803762
Share recipes for stuff you like to eat ehile watching cartoons, /co/!!!

>>93803762
>What would you use to make that cartoon-esq meat on a bone thing?

Pork chop. We serve one at where I work that looks like a fucking video game meal item.

>>93809459
Wait... what is that? They sell a book with the bruguer receies?

>>93809459
Nevbermind, found it on amazon. Thanks anon!

>>93804677
How do you even eat that?

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>>93803785
>just remembered /mo/ and /fitlit/

>>93819410
Like Castlevania's wall meat?

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>>93805210

>>93819488
Nah, more like the ol' meat on a stick style. The chop is substantial enough and the bone sturdy enough you just lift that fucker up and eat it like goddamn Link and Fred Flintstone having a party dinner.

>>93805367
Broccoli tastes like Broccoli
But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty fucking delicious.

>>93819591
>But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty fucking delicious.
Meat tastes like survival; you've taken another animal's life to extend your own. And yes it is delicious.

I made this ridiculous sandwich but lost the , the harddrive, then some fucker stole my backup drive.

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>>93819693
No idea why the fuck the image didn't tag along...

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/cock/ was one of the best things to happen around here, must have a official day to celebrate

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>>93805702
Here's a recipe I found for "manga meat," it basically involves ground meat, wrapped around a shaved burdock root (why it wasn't a regular bone I have no idea), wrapped in slices of beef, with the outsides caramelized in a sweet sauce. At least it looks accurate!
>https://www.tastemade.com/videos/anime-meat

>>93819963

If you have to Frankenstein up some bizarre fusion in the kitchen in order to create something that resembles how food is drawn in anime and manga, then I think that's proof that food as drawn in anime and manga looks nothing like how it appears in reality.

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>>93820188
Here's the least bastardized version I could find; it's just a whole pork loin with a turkey bone through it. Here's the recipe:


5 Lbs Pork Loin
3 Turkey Leg Bones
4 Tbsp Red Miso Paste
4 Tbsp Honey
1 Tbsp Brown Sugar
1 Tsp Black Pepper
1/2 Tsp White Pepper
1/2 Tsp Garlic Salt
1/2 Tsp Five Chinese Spice

Step 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Slice your pork loin into 3 even segments. Take each segment and with a steak knife make a small “X” through the core of the meat. Insert the turkey bones into each piece of meat so the ends are sticking out evenly on both sides.

Step 2. Combine your red miso paste, honey, black pepper, white pepper, garlic salt, 5 Chinese spice, and brown sugar in a small bowl and mix until it forms a smooth even paste. Using a brush, apply to each piece of meat.

Step 3. Place your meat in a glass baking dish and bake in the oven on the middle rack for 1 hour and 10 minutes. Remove, let cool, and serve.

>http://platesbynate.com/entree/anime-meat/

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>>93820255

Now that one doesn't sound so bad, but you're still having to fudge it by shoving one animal's bone into the meat of another animal.

The closest thing I've ever seen to real life "manga meat" is the pork shank they used to serve in Disney World.

It was tasty as hell, but a lot like the Disney World turkey leg, it was so much of one kind of meat you eventually got sick of it before finishing.

>>93810039
>>93810024
>>93809988
>>93809960
What's the name of this book? Is there a MEGA for it?

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So no one here has picked up an entire roast ham and eaten it off the bone like they do in cartoons?

>>93803762

God I want poutine so goddamn much but trying to make it outside Canada is difficult

I can't find any fucking cheese curds

>>93820422

Poutine is better without the cheese curds, dude.

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>>93810087
> Monster sized sandwich with hot sauce and peppers, Louisiana Gumbo, Crawdad Boils.

>>93808459

They made one in Jerusalem

>>93814597

>Orange Lanterns

>actually telling you how to make it

>>93820421
I have. Got sick for days but it was worth it.

>>93820342
>Now that one doesn't sound so bad, but you're still having to fudge it by shoving one animal's bone into the meat of another animal.

Ok, that sounds hot.

>>93820421

I have only ever eaten ham in slices, either as a ham steak or in ham sandwiches.

I have never had a mouthful of a single gigantic chunk of ham. No one has. Ham is not distributed in such methods.

>>93814614

Made chili once, I added too much seasoning

Will have to try this one day

>>93820188
>If you have to Frankenstein up some bizarre fusion in the kitchen in order to create something that resembles how food is drawn in anime and manga, then I think that's proof that food as drawn in anime and manga looks nothing like how it appears in reality.
That' just because animals are not meant to be eaten. But humanity say fuck that, and domesticated them. Wait long enough and we will have fantasy meat, even if that required us to 3D-print the damn thing. The meat on a stick had always been how we wanted meat to be and one day, it will happen.

>>93814614

What's the differences between spices and seasonings?

What's the spices and what's the seasonings?

>>93814614
>>93818839
>>93820905

Eh, I think those recipes are overdoing it. Chili's best when you keep it simpler on the flavors.

I include:

Water (duh)
Ground beef, browned/drained
Tomato sauce and paste
Jalapenos and Habaneros
Masa flour
Chili powder
Cayenne/red pepper
Black pepper
Cumin
Salt
Minced garlic
Half a red onion
And a little oregano

But I hate it, personally, when chili has chunks of tomato in it, or especially beans.

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>>93803878
Imitation crab meat is made of "starch and finely pulverized white fish (surimi)" BTW

>>93820996

Spices are what you add to the food during the cooking process to create the desired flavor.

Seasoning is what you add to the food after it is finished to fine tune the flavor to individual tastes.

>>93821026
>Imitation crab meat is made of "starch and finely pulverized white fish (surimi)" BTW
That of course, is just another way of saying meatballs, but with fish.

>>93818581

>not using Red Kidney

What the fuck do YOU use anon?

>>93821067
Just wanted to make sure everyone understood that while Mr Krabs is not a cannibal (since he's not a fish), he's made most of his customers cannibals (since they are fish)

>>93821199
>Just wanted to make sure everyone understood that while Mr Krabs is not a cannibal (since he's not a fish), he's made most of his customers cannibals (since they are fish)
Many fish eat other fish. This isn't news to anyone.Hell, cannibalism is not unusual in the aquatic realm. In fact it is a bit of a myth human spreads that animals don't eat their own kind. I blame the BFG children's book.

>>93820421
After begging my parents for a ham and spending two weeks preparing it they cut it up before asking me if I wanted to take a bite first. I can't eat ham without feeling that betrayal again.

>>93820421
>>93821396

Heh. As a kid, I'd only ever eaten ham as slices on a plate or in a sandwich. So whenever I saw a ham in cartoons, I never recognized it as ham. I spent years wondering what the fuck meat that was supposed to be.

Then my mom told me it was ham and I was like "that's not what ham looks like". Cuz I was stupid.

I also remember getting fried chicken for the first time and being disappointed it wasn't nothing but drumsticks. Because when someone is eating chicken in cartoons, it's always drumsticks and nothing else.

>>93821396
The true taste of betray

>>93821396
How the fuck were they supposed to know?

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Posting recipes from Voracious (a comic about a depressed cook inheriting a time machine and cheering himself up by cooking dinosaurs)
Pretty good comic, would recommend.

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>>93820931
Animals were eaten long before humanity existed.

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>>93821913
Tried posting these on /ck/ back when the first trade came out.
Nobody gave them a glance.

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>>93821956
I wanna do some of these recipes, but I'm lazy to lower the portions to 1-man meals.

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>>93822120
Next issue missing from website I'm grabbing this from, so that's it for now.
2 trades out and final trade's coming out soon enough.

>>93803905
Tom & Jerry in particular had such delicious looking food in it, the episode where Tom chases Jerry through a medieval buffet is a good example.

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>>93809976
> that tea and biscuit at the bottom
I can't tell you the amount of biscuits I waterboarded into oblivion as a kid in the hopes of enjoying that shit just as much as that mouse.

and another one this was from a dutch cartoon about a gnome pulling a hot Cosby on some trolls by messing with their soup and I wanted that soup and I drank it the same way those trolls did by pouring it into my mouth spilling most of it in the process.
Looking back I was a fucking nuisance as a child

>>93808637
It's from Asterix and the Cauldron, volume 13, so not terribly early.

>>93804386
For a moment I read that as 'Taming Hoes'.

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The pizza and waffles from All dogs go to heaven
as with everything in life looking back it doesn't seem so appealing but shit I wanted that cheezy pizza and that loving syrup drenched breakfast.

>>93822897
A bottle of cough syrup will do that too.

Going into this thread was a mistake. Now I'm fucking starving.

>>93822926
>>93820545
>>93810087
>>93804086
UUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

>the contraband room

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>>93803762

>Bacon
>Canadian Bacon
>Mexican Bacon
>Full Veal Chop

Lisa-in-Homer's-Body had a vision of a pretty amazing sandwich. Though I cannot recreate it until I figure out wtf "Mexican bacon" is supposed to be.

>>93805332
isnt this the dude that tried to make rum ham?

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>>93823950

People have recreated Homer's Space Age Moon Waffles and have said that if you reconfigure the amount of liquid smoke and butter, they're actually really good. But I don't like caramel, so I never bothered.

>>93820619
To be fair, it says that it's a single serving... of 12 cookies.

>>93823950
>Though I cannot recreate it until I figure out wtf "Mexican bacon" is supposed to be

Whatever it is, it'll probably give you diarrhea.

>>93821018
You should try doing half ground sausage and half ground beef, really gives it a better depth of flavor.

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>>93803762

No matter how crudely it was drawn, Ninja Turtles ALWAYS made me want to eat some pizza.

>>93824194
>You should try doing half ground sausage and half ground beef, really gives it a better depth of flavor.

That sounds like a good idea to test out. Tanks.

>>93823950
Probably some type of Jamón. (A type of dry cured ham originally from Spain.)

>>93824209

I know everybody hates James Rolfe, but that video he did where he and a bunch of friends try out a bunch of TMNT weird topping pizzas in a marathon session is fucking hilarious.

They're all having fun and laughing for the first 5 or 6 disgusting pizzas, but by the time they get to gross pizza number 30, they all want to fucking die.

>>93824209
I remember I didn't even want to try pizza as a kid. But then I saw how much the Ninja Turtles loved it, and now it's my favorite food.

>>93824277
>Everybody hates James Rolfe
Is this the consensus? I thought everyone just hated Mike. James is a good dude.
But yeah, that video was clever.

>>93825111
I loved pizza because stuff like that as a kid, got sick of it since every kid ordered it for a party then finally got back to appreciating it recently
Something about drawn pizza looks so satisfying. Probably the cheese

>>93810087
Jesus christ this. Wasnt this also the movie that had the jumbalayah (sp?)

>>93824209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo

I've always wanted put outrageous toppings in my pizza like she did, but watching this made me glad I didn't.

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I can't remember for the life of me what the name was, but there was a book I used to read as a kid that involved this hungry wanderer coming across an old house with a cook inside who was preparing a stew or soup or something. I don't even remember what happened after but all I can recall was the ingredients the he requested from the traveler. Notably beef bones and onions and something or other.

Also the picture that they drew had this 70's-esqe children's book style art. All I know is that I would salivate every time I read that book.

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>tfw too poor to eat pearls

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>>93826964
I'd eat pearls if you know what I mean

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Enjoy Cocks

http://langtath.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-mighty-marvel-superheroes-cookbook.html?m=1

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>>93826354
Stone Soup, a lot of editions but this is the one I grew up with

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I would give my entire left nut to have the recipes in this book.

>>93828808
I have a copy at the local library, I'll take pics of them when I have the chance.

Though I think they were already copied here
http://www.redwall.net/kitchen/

>>93828808
Your left nut is worth 9 bucks?

>>93829025
and they say men have it easy

>>93829025
>>93829080

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8

>>93829025
Maybe he's in euroville in which case his nuts are worth like 20 bucks after shipping.

>>93827829
Half of these are bacholer chow tier, fuck.

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>>93820412
there was a link on /rs/

>>93828218
THATS TOTALLY IT, thank you anon!

>>93803785
>remembered the fail date in the nigth because they changed samurai jack for rick and morty

>>93828218
somewhat /co/ related because puppets
the storyteller had a great rendition of stone soup

>>93825131
Didn't you see what he said about the recent Ghostbusters?

This thread shall not die!

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>>93832516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDkdOmoxGlY

>>93803785
>>93807765
Do any of the archive sites have /cock/ and the other merged boards?

>>93835024
fireden does I think

>>93823950
Mexican bacon is not a thing. It's just supposed to be a joke opposite Canadian bacon.

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>>93824277
>hate james rolfe
speak for yourself, faggot.

>>93832542
>Didn't you see what he said about the recent Ghostbusters?

That he didn't want to see it because he thinks Ghostbusters is a perfect film and that a reboot is completely unnecessary?
What about it?
He wasn't wrong.

>>93824029
fuck these always looked really good to me

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when i storytimed this on /cock/ some anon mentioned that several other disney themed cook books were out there and said he'd scan one of his when he got home
did he ever come back?

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>>93836215

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>>93836236

I love this thread

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>>93830951
but /rs/ doesn't exist anymore, anon

>>93804467
Nah weeb that's just what food looks like. You wouldn't know since all you eat is Walmart T.V dinners.

>>93835271
>Mexican bacon is not a thing. It's just supposed to be a joke opposite Canadian bacon.

I got that, but I meant what I could substitute for this imaginary bacon to create an approximation of that sandwich.

One anon recommended "jamon". I'll have to try that.

>>93837695

You should stop eating plastic, anon. It's not healthy for you.

>>93821018
Why water? I just use a couple cans of tomato sauce for the sauce and it does the trick.

>>93832542
I did. Only made me like him more.

Want a real flinstones cut of meat? look up the tomahawk steak. its like a comically oversized lamb chop. superb

>>93804644
There was one in Florida, but that was way back in 1999. I can't remember which park had it.

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>>93803762
Looked so fucking good

Thank you guys, this thread is awesome.

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>>93822655
>Putting a biscuit in water
BRUH IT WAS FUCKING WARM MILK AND BUTTER COOKIES

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>>93839844
Butter cookie? I always imagined it was a buttery cracker like this

>>93839921
Nope! It's essentially petite beurre but shaped like a circle, you can find these every where in France.
Don't tell me you use a salted cracker in milk anon......

>>93805210
Is that glazing on fucking oatmeal? blurrrghhh

I dunno why, but that one Foster's episode where Bloo and Mac are trying to get to dinner makes me starving. The food doesn't even look good, but something about the constant talk of wanting to eat just gets me hungry.

>>93820619
He's telling you how to make them so he can steal yours and save himself the hassle of baking.