Would you take in Thor as your roommate? Would you want any

It would probably be pretty cool to room with Vision. He'd probably do all the cleaning and write a planner for you and shit.

I'd prefer herc, he seems like he can party

>Roommate is upset that he's paying with ancient gold coins.

I'd love Thor as a roommate. I'm going to make a sweet profit.

No, because all of their senses are sharp as fuck so they'll know right off the bat if I'm jacking off or not.

>>93804271
It's closer to alien currency then it is ancient artifacts. It may as well be limited edition Monopoly money. i'm sure some collector will take them, it'll be a lot of work to find them though.

Does Captain America count?

Scarlet witch or black Widow would be cool. Or Marvel.

>>93803641
I'd roomie with Peter Parker, He's a generally chill dude but everyone that surrounds him gets caught up in his shenanigans, so if I live with him I'm bound to end up a superhero, supervillain or dating one within a year.

Thats a net win to me.

>>93803641
Choice female roommate: She Hulk
>Strong, Chill, Smart, Probably make a good work out buddy/motivation for me to work out.

Choice Male Roomate: Definitely Thor
>Strong, Chill, Make a good work out buddy. Not to mention all the parties we would probably have.

>>93804334
It's gold. Just sell it by the ounce.

You'd probably get some sweet cast off pussy that Thor would broishly give to you as a good gesture.

On the other hand, the chance for imminent death as a result of supervillainy has shot up to above the likelihood of being in a car crash

>>93804665
The Enchantress would make your dick walk off into the sunset within six months. You'll end up the dickless wonder who pays all the rent because no one takes copper coins anymore.

>>93803641
I'm trying my hardest to think of an Avenger from any era that would willingly help me get super powers or super tech without batting an eye.
Honestly, going through tech, science, and magical based past and present Avengers, none of them look like they'd go for it. Except one.

Doom is a member of the Avengers, technically. This status will be brief no doubt, but it counts. I'd be Doom's roommate for sure and pledge my service for power, hands down.

>>93804153
>roommate that doesn't knock

That's a recipe for embarassment.

>>93803641
Does crashing in one of Stark's mansions when he's not here count as having an Avenger roommate?
Cuz I'm game for that.