Why doesn't he just fuck his aunt instead of trying to impress

>>93779382
>>93779382
He's gay.

>>93779382

Would you fuck your non-related lonely cougar aunt?

I don't think so.

>>93779382
Because he's not a degenerate /pol/tard like you.

>>93779382
She already got Stark dick. Unless she goes black, anything else is a step down.

>>93779423
Interesting question: Which is more degenerate? Race mixing or incest?

>>93779420
Not so fast...

>>93779423
>dude maybe if I mention /pol/ we can turn this into a political thread
Nice try.

>>93779452
>implying manlet dick is worth anything
Sure thing, shorty.

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>>93779420
Speak for yourself.

>>93779423
I thought "roastie" means /r9k/, not /pol/.

>>93779511
what a tired old slut. If she is single at her age, she is either a cunt or a train wreck down there.

>>93779454
That is a very good question

>>93779454
what if both your parents are white, but your dad or mom goes with a black later on and has a kid around your same age and you bang it. Half-incest race mixing?

>>93779452
How much of a shitstorm would it cause if they reveal Uncle Ben to be black?

>>93779947
The endless butthurt from /tv/, /pol/, and /co/ will be glorious.

>>93779382
Because he has Karen now.

>>93779947
>Uncle Ben played by Samuel Jackson
>Listen you tiny dick cracker, with great power comes great responsibilities. Now wait here while I pull out a gun at an officer and have your coal burning auntie try to say "he dun do nuttin!" at my funeral"

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>>93779420
>I don't think so

Motherfucker you don't know me

>>93779516
Ever since the 2016 election, people have being blaming /pol/ for everything short of the eventual heat death of the universe.

>>93780365
t. /pol/

Some one post the Auntcumming comic

people who say roastie are no difference from people who say thot

>>93780236
Heres your (you). Funny shit, Anon.

That comic by Tracy Scopes or whatever the fuck they call themselves was baller. Needed more MayxStark time though.

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>>93779396
>you will never have Tony Stark as your sugar daddy
I need the Iron Cock

>>93779412
Why doesn't the joker just rape batman?

>>93779947
>Peter Parker and Miles Morales share the same Uncle

>>93779382
did you see Liz's legs?

>>93779590
dude, she lost her husband

>>93781064
>MayxStark
Gross anon

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>>93779382
He's secretly gay for this guy.

>>93780898
I am curious

>>93780924
>Implying those aren't proper terms to call women

>>93781343
Well at least she´s shaved.

>>93781343
Is that MJ in the new movie?
damn.

How do you think Tom Holland reacted when Marvel/Sony told him he needed to get that massive mole on his chin removed in order to play Spider-Man?

>>93782233
Liz

>>93782288
This needs to happen more often

>>93780365
Are you saying that /pol/ isn't the cause of the entropy?

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>>93782329
geez, I had to look it up because I thought this was a meme, but it's real. It's like this is a What If where the entire Spidey cast is racebent.

Did they at least make Uncle Ben a black guy?

>>93780236
I do find the image of tiny Peter living in respectful fear of a scary, loud black Uncle Ben quite humorous.

>>93780365
to be fair they are the cause of 90% of what makes this site shit

>>93782457
Well, he was never around so he was probably black yeah.

>>93780365
If you think that started after or even during the election, you're a fucking newfag and need to get out.

Also, they're pretty fucking terrible so get out.

>>93782558
>Well, he was never around so he was probably black yeah.

Well he is damn integral to the Spidey origin story, so how the hell did they reboot him without that? Is it just like "hi, this guy is spiderman, he goes to school"? No origin whatsoever?

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>>93779947
>it's literally pic related

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>>93780236
>>Uncle Ben played by Samuel Jackson

I BONED UR MOM
THEN I SPLIT

>>93782782
Holy shit why did Xavier yank his eye out?