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You have assembled a horde of corporate lawyers and the will legally binding remove one character of your choosing from all of fiction forever.

Who is it?
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Mabel Pines

I kinda hate her as a character, and it's annoying how popular she got.
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>>93774385

Korra
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Lisa simpson
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>>93774385
Spider-Man. He's out lived his usefulness. He'll never be good again. This way we can save the MCU, and it's not like Spec 3 would happen anyways..
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Batman
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>>93774385
God.
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>>93774385

Carol Danvers.
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>>93774385
Jessica Jones
Don't even dislike her, I just would be happy to see someone fuck up a character bendis loves, so he could see how he makes people feel.
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>>93774504
Fuck, I was too late. >>93774493
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>>93774385
Batman.

He has become a cancer that is dragging down all of DC.
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Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes. He's an insufferable cunt who deserves to be killed, like all tigers do.
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>>93774385
shadow the hedgehog
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>>93774504
Fucking roasted 10/10 would kek again
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>>93774385
Batman.
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>>93774535
If by "dragging down" you mean "keeping them afloat" then sure.
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you're waifu
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Can I get two if they're side characters?
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>>93774542
t. Boar
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>>93774385
Fluttershy
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>>93774562
>making a sensible post in a comedy thread

Admirable, but mistaken.
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>>93774385
Tony stark. RIP MCU
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>>93774755
That's autistic people for you
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>>93774759
>taking on Disney in a lawyer battle

They literally force the government to write new laws so they can keep reeking in profits from content that should have been public domain for decades. They'll bankrupt you through all stages of the judical system, and then some.
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>>93774594
No, Batman has to be in everything and DC is too afraid to let anything else stand on its own anymore.
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>>93774493
>>93774533
>>93774535
>>93774584


came here to post this

>>93774594
short term, maybe

DC's explicitly no longer trying to attract younger readers because the things they like upset the rich old men who buy the majority of DC's ever-shrinking market share, so... long term, they've just given up completely
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>>93774519
is that The Death of Jessica Jones pasta from a few years back still archived someplace
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>>93774385
Harley Quinn.
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>>93774504
>*tips fedora*
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>>93774535
>>93775132
this. it's become so fucking annoying that he shows up in literally every single publication they put out
>inb4 cherrypicking some book where he doesn't show up
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Jean Grey from the Past.
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Starlight Glimmer.
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Wesley Crusher
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>>93776874
You're not wrong, Anon...but you've brought a terrible thing to this thread.
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>>93774385
Miles Morales.
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>>93774385

Once Duggan stops writing Deadpool, between Kelly and Duggan, there will be no story left to tell and future of Marvel does not look good, no more whoring him in 20 differents books, no more gwenpools and duckpool and all other nonsense.

He will had grown children by then, his story has been told. Let him rest.
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>>93774493
>>93774535
>>93774584
DELET THIS
IF YOU DESTROY THAT FLAGSHIP... YOU.. DESTROY.. DC
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>>93774477
I'm torn between this and Marge.
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>>93774385
If it removed them completely Ashely from re 4 instantly 10 times better
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[Spoiler]rainbow dash[/Spoiler]
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I want Batman to kill Joker, and have him and stay dead and be gone forever with no after death tricks or games forever ever.

This is to set a precedent for capes to be able to kill baddies and just move on with their lives.

(Lex vs Supes forever though)
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>>93774385
Jane Foster
Retroactively
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>>93774385
The character of Anon from MLP fan fiction
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>>93774385
The Joker. At least in anything serious. I enjoyed him once but for a long time he's been a lightning rod for edgy obnoxious teens and in most continuities his surviving strains credibility to the point of breaking. I don't really think the term Mary Sue works outside of fanfiction but he comes the closest to it with his stupid plot armor.

The writing for him is pretentious as fuck more than half the time now, too.
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>>93774440
this

>>93774504
which one?
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Steven Universe
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>>93774385
Ashi. Holy shit, Ashi.
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Tommy Westphall
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21st century Jason Todd.
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Either Felicity from Arrow or Clara from Doctor Who. Most likely Felicity, as she's still actually in the show.
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>>93774385
That ending turned out to be bullshit. Poochie appeared in some eps later on.
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From the past or just any possible future appearance? I assume the latter what with lawyers being the power source.
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Scrappy Doo
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>>93779124
this
>>93774385
mostly Peridot
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>>93774385
Disney's Robin Hood, hoping will erase the furry fandom from existence.
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>>93774385
I'm surprised no one has said Sonic yet.

I let loose my lawyers on Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Harley Quinn post-Animated series
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>>93774385
Andrew Hussie
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>>93774728
ree ponyfag get out
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Best answer incoming:

the prophet Muhammad
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This absolute faggot.
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>>93774385
goku
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>>93774385

Deathstroke. Annoying villainous Mary Sue whose only job is to make the heroes look useless.
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>>93774385
God
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>>93774681
>Shows creator voices a character
>They're the worst character in the show

What did Penn Ward mean by this?
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>>93782466

Wait, Tree Trunks is voiced by Ward?
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My waifu so she can be only mine :^)
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>>93778468
The shitty Mary Sue one from Abrahamic religions like Judaism and Islam
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>>93781548
How did you even get that pic of me?
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fortunately she did it for me
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>>93779186
Ashi a shit
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>>93782503
Yes.
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>>93774517
A waste anon
I like watching their attempts at making her "YASS QUEEN" fail utterly
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I'd remove lapis, assuming this would fix peridot
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>>93774504
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>>93776935
Nah, Barneyfag only shows up if there's images. We should be fine.
I also remove Starlight Glimmer.
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>>93781548
wow, literally me
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>>93774385
Damian Wayne.
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>>93774385
Naruto or Damian Wayne.

>>93777075
Giving Deadpool a kid so (relatively) early was a mistake. They should've waited another 10 or 20 years. He's one of Marvel's most popular characters and actually managed to get popular with normies through comics alone in the fucking late 2000s/early 2010s, easily the most popular non-MCU characters with adolescents/teens/20-somethings and they went and tied him down with a kid already. Only reason why Shiklah was tolerable was because they had/have such a weird and free relationship, if Wade had a proper wife that actually wanted him around and all the other lame bullshit that encompasses then that wouldn't have been the case.
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>>93785088
I thought he only showed up if it was in the OP pic.
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>>93774385
Lynn from the Loud House
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Damian wayne, fuck that guy
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Batman. Flagship character or not, DC is getting creative bankrupt because they force him into everything.
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Adolf Hitler. I don't mean the real Hitler, obviously, just depictions of him in fiction.
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>>93774385
Squirrel Girl.

She was created as a joke, and now that joke has been powerblasted through the ground so hard that it looped back around and we are apparently supposed to accept her as a legitimate character.
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>>93774385

squirrel girl, she's always been a dumb unfunny meme character and all she does is cause writers to waste pages retconning her antics decades after the fact
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>>93787541
>>93787553
Squirrelmind.

Wanna fuck or something?
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>>93787574

Sorry anon, I'm only interested in 2D.
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>>93787605
That's okay, my penis is completely flat
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>>93777816
You shut the fuck up and read your greens, mister.
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>>93781548
Vut? Zat's me, tho.
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>>93779186
Doesn't she no longer exist?
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>>93774385
you're trying to set me up on a butterfly effect here, I don't know how the nonexistence of any given character is going to effect the rest of media. sure I might get rid of someone I don't like but that might also somehow get rid of some stuff that I do like. too risky OP, too risky
So if I really must pick somebody I'm gonna go with this random background character from Family Guy because I really doubt he would have much of an impact if he stopped existing since he doesn't have any lines and I've never heard anybody mention him or anything.
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>>93788545
You want to get rid of THE Background Barry?! The man who single handidly changed the style of every know foreground and extra charecter in animation? You absolute madman!
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>>93774385
The original minions of despicable me prototype.
if not that then naruto.
If life is just gods fiction then Moot.
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>>93778476
Uh...wrong Transformer character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YoQ12chTXI
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>>93774385
Ooph, tough choice... Squirrel Girl? Nah, Tumrlinas will just replace her.

Deadpool? Eh, he might have saved Capeshit films for a couple more years

Gwenpool? Would mean they might focus on Fempool instead of this shit.

Jean Grey? Get rid of the forced sexuality changing or at the very least the theory... Jean Grey.
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>>93779186
You wasted it. You god damn self monkeys-paw-ing retard.
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>>93775383
>DC's explicitly no longer trying to attract younger readers because the things they like upset the rich old men who buy the majority of DC's ever-shrinking market share, so... long term, they've just given up completely
>this is what marvelfriends want to believe
Haha oh wow that's pathetic
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>>93789164
>Haha oh wow that's pathetic
It's also not true.

Creating a line aimed at adults (to basically replace Vertigo) doesn't mean "stop trying to attract younger readers".
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>>93774385
Batman

Question: Who's gonna DC use to replace him?
Its not like there's a shortage of so relatable human only character who rely on being smarter than others all the time, right?
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>>93774385
I would say Ashi, but Genndy already took care of that.
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>>93774385
Maria. I want to fix symphogear while I still can. Other bad characters have already killed their series
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>>93775383
No point in thinking long term because Marvel is going to crash the industry again before it gets to that
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>>93774535
This is also a very good idea. Fuck batfags, fuckbatfamily
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>>93782503
>>93784849
No, she's voiced by his mom.
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Mickey Mouse.
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Spider-man
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>>93788545
Clam down, you're not rewriting history here, you are just prohibiting a character from being published or mentioned again. If they have influenced other media, it's not going to magically disappear from history
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>>93774504
Which one?
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>>93774385
The lack of myself on the background. Then, working from the inside, I'll tune the humanity's imagination and twist the percieved reality in accordance with my will, in all the wicked and ridden with flying sailboats ways possible.
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>>93786691

He was created back in the 90s, it has been 10 or 20 years.

>Shiklah
>tolerable

now I know you have shit taste.

Best thing to happen was them getting a divorce. She was worst possible pairing for him.

He doesn't need a proper wife, he needs a mutant, someone that understands his kids and is doing same shit he is, saving the day.
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Bumping with more storyboards...
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>>93792181
you can alter the future without altering history anon. you don't suddenly have to start taking responsibility for your actions just because you're changing something in the past.
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Jared Shapiro
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>>93774385
No one because I don't support censorship.
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>>93794108
only acceptable answer
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>>93774440
this
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>>93774728
I think you have your names mixed up anon, glimmer is the new one
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America Chavez, or failing that x'andria the authors Mary Sue
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>>93774385
Muhammad
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Mickey Mouse so I can sit back and watch the legal battle of the century
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>>93774535
Batman is a mary sue fucking faggot rich fuck and he's everything wrong with fiction
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>>93774385
jesus christ
failing that, santa claus
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>>93781548
I DON'T WANT TO BE DELETED FROM REALITY
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>>93792181
I think you understimate the power of my lawyers, anon
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>>93776874
>removing the literal Poochie
wew lad
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>>93774385
Ur girlfriend.
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Charlie from We Bare Bears
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>>93798106
>Charlie from We Bare Bears
But why?
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>>93798125
He's like Patrick Star, too retarded to live and acts like an asshole without realizing it
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>>93774385
Rey
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>>93798195
from SW?
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>>93798212
Yeah.
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>>93774385
I'm torn between Jane Foster and Miles Morales.

Miles as an idea is ok, but he's poisoned the well too much.
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>>93798229
Rip vanilla desert puss
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>>93792308
YHWH
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>>93774385
Micket Mouse
get rekt disney
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Umaru
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>>93774385
I would nuke all the Poochies. Poochie, Poochie II, and Other Poochie.
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>>93802823
Missed one
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Gene, from the emoji movie.

And since he goes through so many emotions during the movie, this means the majority of emojis are now blacklisted from all media.
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Aku.
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