Well, at least I can miss the first three minutes... https:

>>93771279
>emoticons are the elderly

Ok, that got a smile out of me. Other than that, I was a better 'Meh' than Gene.

>>93771279
It's upsetting how competently made this is.

>>93771486
Well, Emoticon are slowly replaced by emoji, so that's actually correct.

>>93771279
>first 3 minutes
>2:36

>>93771279
reminder we got this over genndys popeye movie

>>93771679
It's actually less than that. They can't even round up.

>>93771486
yeah only good scene

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creativity is dead

What if it's good

>>93772175
fuck you I've waited years for the incredibles sequel

>>93772226
it's going to be ___meh_____

>>93772175
Not dead, just unprofitable. Execs are incredibly risk adverse and hate the idea of betting money on something that they can't calculate as a previously proven success. This sort of shit has been a thing for decades, it's not new.

>>93771279
This looks pretty good, I don't why there's so much hate

>>93772175
Ralph Breaks the Internet will be the Emoji Movie done right

>>93772226
I can see it being inoffensively average at its best, but even that won't stop the concept from sounding like some sort of parody of a generic kids movie.

>>93772175
Ralph was already bound for a sequel because of the original's fucking ending theme.

And people have wanted Incredibles 2 since the first one came out.

So it's basically Wreck it Ralph with emojis.

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I think I'm gonna be sick!

>>93771279
>Hey! Kunnichiwa!

DROPPED

>>93771279
but why do they ALWAYS have to be their mood, even when they aren't being used?

the central plot to this movie doesn't make sense

It even has waifu bait

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>>93771495
What the fuck are you talking about, this is completely retarded

>They're supposed to maintain one emotion all the time

Fucking why, they only need to do that when the user uses them, just make a face for 3 seconds so they can get scanned and sent, there's no fucking need to always be with the same emotion in the city

It'd be like if an actor was always in-character, even if they weren't recording and he was buying groceries or some shit

>>93772557
The concept itself doesn't work.

It'd be like having a movie where the limbs of a body came to life while the body is asleep and having conservations and adventures during that that time.

>>93771279
This just reminds me why I hate everything

>>93772277
>>93772402

decade even.

and that's the problem, it might be too late.

>>93772602
Maybe the movie's message is that method acting is retarded?

>>93772603
>>93772602
>>93772557

this is some sort of dystopia. geesus!

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>>93771279
Doesn't look that bad honestly.

>>93772602
Perhaps they do not know when they will be "scanned and sent". The movie's plot probably stems from that kid trying to send a "meh" face to someone and it ends up being something else.

>>93772695
That depends on the writing. Brad had mentioned wanting to do more with the Incredibles, but wanted to wait for the right story to come to mind, so I bet he was jotting done every little good idea that came to mind.

Ralph is gonna be tricky, since the first film was all about dealing with mid-life crisis. If the sequel is just a random adventure, it'll probably lack any deeper theme to it. Though as long as they don't do what the Shrek movies did where Ralph resets to his old ways, it could be fine.

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>>93772603

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>>93771772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM

The test animation even had the Jeep.

>>93771772
Good, after Season 5 I don't trust that hack anymore.

>>93772780

>shrek 4 was about midlife crisis too

i just dont bieleve in modern pixar anymore. i know i sound kinda jaded, but nothing looks promising.

>>93772776
go watch the trailer.

>>93771279
>it's a "this generation is always on their phone" episode
oh boy!

>>93772884
Well, they kind of are.

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>>93772776
>Perhaps they do not know when they will be "scanned and sent".

But they DO know, they all get together and they even announce shit like "we are go for Meh" before scanning

We've seen that retarded emoji freak out and jump instead of just making the meh face

https://youtu.be/MjEiOV8c0FU

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>>93772908
that link was supposed to be the emoji trailer

>>93772880
Too bad they picked the wrong time to have Shrek be in a crisis and shit on his family in the most out of character way, then undo the events of the film like it were just a tv special.

As for Pixar, they still have some decent films. Inside Out was pretty good for what it was.

>>93772884
But it's the truth.

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>>93771279
>ohh, my colon!
FUCK, I hate that that made me laugh

Wreck-It-Ralph: Characters have to act a certain way when being presented to humans, but are otherwise generally free to do as they wish.

The Lego Movie: The populace has been conditioned to act a certain way by a tyrant, who in turn is being influenced by beings of a higher plane of existence.

The Emoji Move: uh..... they're oppressed because....

>>93771584
No fucking shit sherlock

>>93771279
It's only two minutes long

>>93771584
yes genius, that's implied in both the clip and by extention the post you responded to.

got any other nuggets of wisdom for us?

>>93772897
>>93772933
It's the truth, but it's a complaint that just sounds like a broken record by now

>>93772829

Gosh, this is so good. Even my sister would prefer popeye movie over some temporary fad. There are entire generations who know about Popeye and would love to see his "origin" movie.

>>93772931
it was apology for Shrek 3. and Inside Out was merely okay. Been with my sister and we forgot the movie as soon as we left the mall.

>>93772897
Everyone is "always on their phone". Sort of like how everyone drives a car or uses a modern form of transportation instead of horses. It's not a generational thing like old people try to say, it's just part of the world today.

On top of that, kids are usually glued to their phone when in a conversation with someone on their phone, or when trying to escape.

If a kid ignores you for their phone it's more likely because they would rather talk to anyone else but you or they're just trying to escape you.

>>93771279
>my colon
only part that got a chuckle from me

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I'm a faggot

>>93772995
Shrek 3's plot was better though, even if it were just a lame road trip story with a hastily added fatherhood subplot.

And I think Inside Out was pretty good. Not perfect, but certainly better than Good Dinosaur and a lot of the recent Disney cg films

>>93772995
It doesn't even need to be an origin story. They could do just about any story they want and people would see it.

>>93773034
Shouldn't she be a smiley?

>>93771584
Only posting to call you retarded

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>>93773034

>ball
>with limbs

it triggers me so much.


also
>textopolis

>>93773084
No, that's the meh's mom, who is also a meh, but the female meh. There's a different female smiley chick that's the villain.

>>93772821
Why did this become a cartoon?

>>93772722
>Had to play the gravedigger in Hamlet
>Director made me dig holes in a dirt pit while everyone else rehearsed

Can confirm, although apparently I did the role well enough so idk.

>>93773098
>the love interest is the only one wearing clothes

>>93772952
because of da ebil homo sapien

>>93773106
He meant a smiley as in, the elderly are emoticons, the children and young adults are emoji, so the middle aged should be smilies

>>93772821
These books were batshit fucking insane. I barely remember them, but I remember the graphic description of the great white butt's skin being burnt off when it die in that volcano, and the graphic description crunching noises of the kissing guy being eaten by his pet giant maggots in the second book.

>>93772602
Method acting is a real a thing, and I'd excuse the movie if that was the entire point of always having to be an emotion.

>>93772602
The visuals are good, the animation is good, some of the jokes even land. On a technical standpoint, this is as competent as something like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs but it's not worth watching. And that's why it's upsetting.

Everything's "there" except for the fact that this is a 90 minute movie based on a nothing concept. This would've been better as like, 5 minute shorts or something.

Take all the skill that was made to pull this off and put it on an actual project, we'd have a real fucking movie worth talking about now.

>>93773106
>No, that's the meh's mom, who is also a meh, but the female meh. There's a different female smiley chick that's the villain.
I mean
emoticons>Smiley>Emojis

>>93773129
how does the dress stay on?

>>93771279
1. Methinks that the decently designed human characters deserve better stories than this yawn of a movie.

2. Why a whole population of different emojis that can be grouped according to similiar designs / dimensions compared to...say, a yellow circle stick man, some princess figure etc that can pull off various expressions?

This is just as weak as the societies from whatever that Detergent movie is.

3.
>"I'm a Meh"
Since when did emojis have races now?

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>>93773084
she's meh

>>93773179
>Methinks
Fucking dropped. I'm not reading that autistic shit.

>>93773129
I was going to give them credit for not putting little dresses on every female emoji, but it actually just makes the love interest stand out more and make less sense for her to be the only one dressed.

>>93773178
it's just a shirt

>>93773127
It's only bad if you're doing shit that can hurt yourself. But trying to get into the head of a character is hardly wrong if you want to perform them well. But yea, needing to "practice" for a role with little to no lines, much less trying to make something that anyone can do "more believable" is quite silly.

>>93771279
I do want to take a moment to admit, that when the movie was announced and the very first images were released, I bitched a lot about the design for "meh" being off and not a good representation of the meh face or emotion at all. And I now appreciate that at least the film sort of recognizes that and meh being off is perhaps actually intentional and a core part of the plot.

I suspect that some of the stuff that seems to be inconsistencies now will actually be explained in the movie, like >>93772602.

But that doesn't excuse the fact that this is still going to be an incredibly shallow and formulaic film with a stupid, uninteresting, and forced premise.

>>93772326
>Not dead, just unprofitable.
Zootopia and the first WiR were pretty creative and made money. Inside Out made money. Despicable Me 1 made money. Secret Life of Pets, Sing, both of which were also original ideas, made money.

Original ideas can still make money. A lot, in fact. I know reboots and sequels are all the rage, but they aren't the ONLY rage.

>>93771279
I hope and the Middle Finger Emoji makes a Appearance

>>93773204
>triggered by a little Shakespearean word
I bid thee safe travels, then. :^)

>>93773259
>Secret Life of Pets, Sing,

okay. there's nothing creative about these two.

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>>93773230
if it's a shirt then why do her arms attach directly to her ball head? Wouldn't they have to go through the sleeves of the shirt first?

>>93773338
You should ask the animators because idk

>>93773269
>The finger is always just off screen, even out of sight for the other characters
>When he walks away in full sight, others comment on it like he's being an asshole
Could be funny

>>93773252
I mean I wouldn't have minded if it was a one time thing, because I did learn how to more effectively dig (they had me digging up pre-buried bones on stage and through the span of the scene I needed to make sure I could dig up 2 skulls on queue), but it was kind of ridiculous to come to rehearsal only for it to be "alright graveboy you know your lines, go dig in the pit."

Wasn't that the method acting was bad, simply that it seemed excessive.

Still one of my favorite roles though desu.

>>93771279
don't see it. plain and simple

>>93773363
Just saying. It's weird how some people out there seem to hate the concept even though the idea of understanding the role on such a level is how you make the best performance, not just knowing how to say the lines without being a ham or flubbing them.

>>93773312
But that doesn't negate that they're still original ideas not based on a previous installment or franchise and still made money.

If the argument is "I'm tired of sequels" even if that means not having Toy Story 4 which will probably be a thousand times easier than Sing, then we need to acknowledge things that ARE original in the industry right now.

Free Birds, Nut Job, Escape from Planet Earth, Planet 51, Hotel Translyvania, Turbo.

A person's definition of "creative" varies, so you can't say that creativity is dead in Hollywood because someone might say Zootopia was creative the other will just shitpost with, "It's furry town, nothing creative about that".

A lot of the people who currently don't like what's in theaters right now are just very hard to please people who can't find something that suits their niche needs.

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>>93771279
I guess this is what kids like nowadays

>>93772952
Their jobs is making faces to a camera,not being hero,villain or racers like in WIR ,not being whatever you want them to be like in Lego Movie,no,their jobs ,the entre point of their existence is making faces to a camera.

>>93773447
You can say it's dead, you just can't say it like it's objective fact.

>>93773464
You mean what hollywood thinks kids like.

>>93773363
>>93773127
>hamlet
Geez, I'd hate to imagine what all the other characters went through.

>>93771279
TJ miller voice doesn't fit well with his character

>>93773531
To be fair, some kids like this crap. Maybe not all of them, but there are those who are easily swayed by such things. Of course, that's hardly their fault when they just haven't been introduced to better things yet. I can only hope showing some of my cousin's children the Iron Giant a few months ago will give them some sense of taste.

>>93773552
>Alright, anon, I want you to beat your father to death and then fuck your mother and make your kid brother call you dad. You want this role, right? Well?

>>93771279
>the first three minutes of the emoji movie expet every second sony loses a million dollars

TJ Miller's voice is fucking garbage.

>>93773574
>Iron Giant
That movie is lame tho, super cliche. Just show him Nemo or Toy Story

>>93773593
>>93773552
Actually not that far from the truth. Hamlet was heavily swamped memorizing so many lines but the director still had him do shit like "imagine you're so mad you're gonna rape your mom."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ce85lm-eg

i like shit.

>>93773626

pixar movies all are same.

>>93773626
Now I know you're baiting, but Toy Story wasn't that cliché.

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>>93773652
I could see this being a non-topical episode of South Park.

>Alright students. To understand the CRAFT, you must become the role. Breath the role. Eat, shit, and sleep the role!

>>93772175
> when frozen two is supposed to be the good one

>>93772175
>Not Ralph wrecks the internet

WASTED POTENTIAL

>>93773593
>Hamlet, your homework assignment tonight is to hit on your mom. Don't forget the part where you call her a slutty cunt. I want a full report in the morning.

>Ah, Ophelia, you got the dress on. Okay, hop in the pool.

>>93773721
it wont be that hard, frozen's story is trash.
>>93773726
two "wrecks" in a title?

>>93773779
Well not like they couldn't just call it "Ralph breaks the internet"

People are smart enough to know it's Breat-that Benjamin

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>>93771584
Been too long since I got to use this.

>>93773660
Thats what im saying

>>93772952
>they make the faces all the time
>screencaps
>facebook memes
>free publicity
>???
>profit

>>93773729
>Iago, I want you to visit these nice klansmen. Don't worry, I asked them to not say the N-word, you don't need to go THAT far, but they'll help you understand why you hate Othello

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>>93771279
What's her name again?

>>93773959
Generic 1980s Love Interest Name #8

https://youtu.be/F3KGvgEGXik

that music sounds familiar.

>>93773959
Are gonna get some Lego Movie knockoff scene where the human kid is just venting a similar problem like their Emoji counterpart?

The only thing I want in life is for this movie to leak so I can watch it right now

>>93773959
Addie MacAlister

>>93772943
Same. I was just sitting there feeling disgusted and sad that this movie got made and then that shit came out of left field and forced a hearty chuckle out of me. Now the only one I'm disgusted with.... is myself.

>>93772603
Wasn't that an episode of Adventure Time?

>>93775315
I wouldn't know. But that can be excused as "mutation/magic" or whatever because it's how the AT world works. What I meant would be this whole "secret about your body/internet you didn't know"

>>93773959
jeff lol

>>93772175
incredibles everyone wanted
ralph I'm supposing will be pretty good
frozen makes sense as is a cash cow with a fanbase the size of china

what the fuck is toy story 4? we were implyed to have finished this saga. what else is there-I mean, a lot-but isn't it being dragged at this point?

>>93775921
fatso was all giddy when he heard he has yet another chance to play with his "toys"

>>93775921
Apparently Woody really wants to track down Bo-Peep.

So yea, a plot that could have been a slightly longer special than the ones we've seen already is getting the big movie treatment.

>>93772175

I've been waiting 13 years for an Incredibles sequel, if you want to bring it away you'll have to pry it open from my cold, dead hands you faggot.

>>93776052
i heard it's a reboot

>>93776052
>>93776137
I thought it was a prequel showing how Woody and Bo-Peep met?

>>93776137
First I've heard of that. And how does that work if it's got a sequel number? Reboots usually take the title of the original but with something like the (year) inserted or whatever.

>>93772175
fuck you i want my incredible 2

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I just hope someone posts the Hotel Tranny short that's gonna show before this trash heap online somewhere.

>>93771279
>mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why does he draw it out for seven seconds??
it's supposed to be explicitly short

>>93772829
If this got picked up would Genndy have had time to work on Season 5 of Jack?

>>93772928
It was better anyway.

>>93776706
Considering on how that turned out, it might have been for the best if he didn't

>>93776625
Probably because he's not comfortable with saying it. If you listen to his parents they do a short "meh" in response to things, while Gene does a long, drawn out meh that seems to put a strain on him.

>>93772821
>Comingoutoftheclosset.jpg

>>93771584
holy shit I didn't realize, anon

>>93771279
I hope to god this bombs. It leans more Food Fight opening than Lego Movie opening.

>>93771279
>I CAN SEE THE BONE
Damn it, I laughed

>>93772880
WiR isn't Pixar.

>>93772969
You are still a virgin, and so am i

>>93771486
>>93772943
You know this emoji movie is going to be mediocre where the only funny part in this is when the emoticons show up

>>93777276
A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF

>>93773098
What fucking Emoji is the love interest?

Is it this

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>>93773338
They're going to hook up, aren't they?

>>93771279
Biggest flop of 2017 guaranteed

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>that hot dog emoji crying over the hot dogs in the window
Do emojis eat other emojis?

>>93777777

>>93777614
She's Wyld Style. You know, the spunky but down to earth tough and capable girl that loves the average man protagonist for who he is for no fucking reason other than to inject romance.

>>93777641
If they didn't I would be so damn impressed.

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>>93772695
>it might be too late
15 years too late.

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>>93777705
It's going to make more than pic related, and that makes me sad.

I chucked twice, what's wrong with me?

>>93777595
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY

https://soundcloud.com/mistalenoz/astley-extended

>>93773655
I get it, it's because he's shit right? lol

This movie is begging to be "cool with the kids." The problem with trends is that they don't last

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>>93771584
I wonder about the old smile faces that are the same colour as text. I think Unicode replaced them with emoji style, not sure might depend on the browser.

>>93773959
Kurosawa Dia

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>trash sign has a giant head
ok, I giggled

>>93772226
/co/ will just sweep their bias under the rug just like what happened with Angry Birds and Troll

>>93779627
> The problem with trends is that they don't last

Emoticons have been since the advent of the internet. Not exactly a fad.

What kind of emoji is the blue-haired girl supposed to be?

>>93780357
Doesn't take much for you, does it

>>93780628
I just thought it was cute, get off my back dad

>>93780589
Hella dank emoji.

>>93780380
weren't those shit too?

>emoji movie
>no laugh-to-tears emoji
ONE JOB

>>93780818
Literally in the trailer

>>93780796
>weren't those shit too?

Only safe and mediocre, but /co/ was anticipating them as the Antichrist of animation

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>shit hitting the fan
>shit happens movie poster
I wonder how many of these jokes they're going to try

>>93772603
Sounds like a B plot for a Rayman Movie

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>>93772175
>Putting Wreck it Ralph 2 and Incredibles 2 in that image
You're testing me anon

This whole entire fucking movie could be solved with a bell or a notification, like the reason why some texts take so long to send is that's an emoji getting into character, you don't move around this shitty "Be yourself" concept.

>>93780981
Or a Family Guy cutaway "gag"
>Bunch of forced puns with the limbs
>Then five minutes of screaming and blood and maybe a hint at rape in some way

>Whole conflict of the film is how bad an emoji changing emotions is.
>All the fucking characters are behaving different from each other like the shit.

>>93772722
>Daniel Day-Lewis quits acting because people got tired of putting up with his method acting ass.

Shit he pulled with Lincoln he left the scene for five years and just came back recently. And people tired of him again.

Don't be a method actor is a fantastic lesson.

so, how's this gonna end? with him becoming a new emoji and someone taking his place?

>>93781103
Yeah the poop one doesn't make sense, because in the actual emoji the poop is always smiling, so shouldn't he be forced into the same rules that the expression emojis have to follow? Instead of looking like a smug bitch all the time

>>93781518
Considering the beginning of the movie and how it starts out presenting every kid on their phone as a conflict, Gene will somehow make it so that emojis aren't essential to conversation so the kids put down their phones? I don't fuckin know, I just know that's going to be part of the message they push

>>93781518
Possibly, its gonna end up "be yourself" regardless the details.

Or the possibility of making it more like a job and everyone just getting a photo taken and Shit being the photographer.

>>93781103
the plots even worse when you consider how easy it is to make revisions over text with the almighty *

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>>93771279
> First 3 Minutes
> Video is 2 minutes and 36 seconds
> Clip ends at the 2 minute mark

>>93771279

>This is the pinnacle of Western civilization

At this point being Allahu Akbar'd will be an improvement.

>>93780446
>emoticons are relevant now

>>93781697
considering isis production values i fully expect them to enter the animated movie market

>>93779876
>Black smiling face
Why are so racist against ?

>>93771486
Where's :^) ?

>>93772722

>Sony animation
>Expecting a moral of the story

Whatever it is it's gonna be cheap and stupid. Sony only makes kids movies with focus tested products with no substance. If you wanted a well thought out payoff with a message you need that Disney money.

This films giving you that focus tested keep kids attention crap.

>>93780853
As Meh. Infuckingconsistent

>>93781843
They're a little busy at the moment, the time for ISISwood was a few years ago.

>>93782175
It can have a moral.

It just probably won't be a GOOD moral.

Every single thing I've seen for this movie looks like the most generic children's film I've ever seen. It is the exact same "protagonist doesn't fit in, disapproving parents, protagonist messes up the status quo on a journey to find himself, in the end everyone accepts him for who he is" plot that has been dull and repetitive for 20 years now.

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>>93782263
Nope. Get your emoji movie lore right

>>93771584
That... That's why he smiled, yes. Because it was clever. I don't get your post.

>>93771486
Will lenny face show up in the film?

>>93772175

Remember

Ralph 2 was made because Rich Moore fucking loves the universe he created and wanted to immediately make more

Incredibles 2 is being made because Brad Bird finally has all his shit together for the story he's wanted to tell for years.

Toy Story 4 is being made because it's a special one off idea that was too good to pass up

Frozen 2 is being made to appease shareholders and sell Elsa dolls, just like Pixar's Cars. This one I can't defend.

I'm going to say it's timing rather than dead creativity.

>>93773779
Two "Ralphs" in a title?

>>93772943
smirked at that and hated myself for it too

>>93780915
You mean how much their going to fling

>>93782442
If the lore is everyone has a set personality, that's not the case at all

>>93771279
>emojis have to do the emotions all the time, even when their not working
This shits fucking dumb

>>93782473
>Toy Story 4 is being made because it's a special one off idea that was too good to pass up
Woody suddenly wanting to reunite with Bo-Beep is just dumb and should have been a slightly longer special, not the next chapter in the series that really should have been left over and done with the third film.

>>93781400
What kind of shit did he pull? Either way, it seems his method acting pulled off considering he's a relatively well-received actor in most of his roles.

>>93782442
>not even doing the ok hand sign

>>93773098
>featuring opinionated alt chick

>>93782473
>Toy Story 4 is being made because it's a special one off idea that was too good to pass up
Fuck you, there's no idea good enough to warrant a sequel after the finale that was Toy Story 3. The main reason they're making a Toy Story 4 is because it does well in the box office and is probably one of Pixar's biggest cash cow in terms of merchandise. It's the same reason Cars got two shitty sequels despite being Pixar's shittiest creative property.

>>93781021
smug is still smiling

>>93773000
Let's not act like this generation's over-reliance on technology like smart phones hasn't caused some seriously detrimental effects despite their benefits.

>>93773447
But they're not original ideas. They're incredibly derivative and bland ideas. Hell, the only thing remotely original about Sing is the whole singing contest thing and even then it makes absolutely no sense that all the characters are animals since it's just a vapid attempt to attract more kids with what is essentially just window dressing.

>>93782962
Spider-man Homecoming?

>>93783052
Such as?

I'm not doubting you, I'm just curious and suspect any answer you have might be sort of funny to think about.

>>93782473
>Toy Story 4 is being made because it's a special one off idea that was too good to pass up
There doesn't need to be a toy Story 4

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>>93773447
Am I the only one who liked Planet 51?

>>93773959
shadman's next victim

>>93783234
Which one was that again?

>>93783191
Well for one thing, they've really affected how we interact socially. Sure, we can talk to more people at a time now but I'd imagine the quality of the interactions are a lot more poor compared to face-to-face communication. Though this can fall under the umbrella of social media too since they both encourage quantity over quality in a lot of cases.

>>93771486
are smileys the parents, its easy to remember the emoticons but before emojis we had smileys

>>93783234
It's an ok film, it's just really forgettable and bland.

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>>93772602
>>93782701
It's so convoluted on a basic level. In Wreck it Ralph, people got on Ralph's case not because he was a good guy but because he wanted be the good guy role in his own game. In the Lego movie, Emmett was considered put down because every Lego character has a role that encompasses their lives and personalities, so it they can't control who they are.

Here, with the Emoticons, most of the characters have the ability to consciously act out of their roles which consist of making a face for a few seconds then going back to their own business.

Did they not think the basics of this story through?

>>93772175
>Putting the Incredibles, an objectively good capeshit film with Frozen.
Pleb detected

>>93771279
So yknow what? At least they're KINDA trying. I've seen some bad movies, some really bad movies that DON'T try (animated titanic anyone?).

Even though this premise is retarded, fucking stupid, and I can't imagine anyone watching this without rolling their eyes a little, they still got me interested in the stupid story and now I kinda wanna see it...Don't guarantee I'll pay money to but I'll probably still see it.


I mean, I liked Boss Baby (it's still entirely retarded bur I WAS entertained and not entirely in a bad way).

I at least want to know what he ends up fucking up by not being good at his job but this makes me wonder. Do you have to be born into the job? Or do you just sorta start existing once someone designs you and installs you into the phone? Like so if a kid downloaded some special cat emojis, would they be in the text city too? Would it be a new personality (Like how this meh face seems to be bad at being meh which implies others might be good at it) or would downloaded ones come with a preset personality?


I'm overthinking this but something like this kinda leads to overthinking.

>>93772175
But where is Zootopia 2?

>>93772175
I'm psyched for that incredibles sequel I just hope it's not overhyped by them waiting this long.

Toy story 3 ended perfectly, there's no reason for this. I'd take a shitty tv series over ANOTHER sequel (UNLESS it's a REALLY GOOD prequel? The toy story team seems the most committed to keeping that magic alive with their sequels at least so there's some hope...Maybe.

Ralph Breaks the Internet huh? Curious what that's gonna be. The universe is pretty unlimited with possibilities so i'm okay with a second swing at this.

Frozen 2, most shameless money grab ever it was announced before the first one was even out of theaters.

But if Elsa gets a girlfriend maybe there will be hot lesbian fanart at least NOT involving her sister since she's at least one of the few disney ladies that's not 13-16

>>93783554
Eh, this is pretty much the bare minimum for most theatrical release 3-D kid movies nowadays. Not sure how you can be interested in the story considering how predictable it will probably end up being. I guarantee you it will end with "just be yourself" with everyone learning they can be whoever they want to be.

>>93771279
That's Ruffnut's voice, isn't it?

>>93772360
I legitimately don't know what this is gonna be. Is Ralph gonna meet Ralph somehow?

>>93772557
Well there's not enough clips of the movie where I can really tell clearly but maybe it's like... They have literally NO notice on when they're needed so it's sorta like "method acting?"

What about baby emoji if emoticons are the elderly? Do they not have to worry about getting picked or do they cover baby emojis for the phone and never grow up?

This stupid concept raises more questions than it's ever going to answer

>>93783252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Djsc-x98cI

>>93783259
The one with the Not-Shreks and the whole "let's reverse the alien stuck on earth concept and have the HUMAN stuck on the paranoid alien world"

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>>93776509
Here are a couple of behind the scenes clips.

https://youtu.be/veaxo41KHI4

https://youtu.be/-jr7y5ceq9U

>>93783216
I mean, there could be, but not with Woody and the gang again. A new cast that deal with their kid growing up could be fun (especially if more focus were put on that aspect as opposed to its impending moment like with TS1-2 before 3), but yea, the current idea is right up there with the original TS3 premise: a really lame plot that has no business being the theatrical highlight.

>>93783599

in /trash/.

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>>93777900
good one anon

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>>93773626

>>93772943
Even the worst can pump out one good joke.

I still see a rare good joke in post 2010 Simpsons, but I usually forget them.

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Who's gonna be the best emoji

>>93783708
Oh yeah. That one wasn't so bad. I really liked the premise, but having to look at those alien designs for that long was kind of a big drawback. It could've been a lot better if only the artstyle and character designs were more appealing.

>>93773923
And neither was Iron Giant.

>>93782901
He was in character the entire time during production and wouldn't break character only answer to Mr.Lincoln and crap like that. Method acting the Hollywood awards crowd likes to coo over with such antics it puts a major strain on production having to conduct scores of people how to handle one lunatic and ends with it being harder to get staff to work with them even directors.

>>93786448
Just because some take the practice too far doesn't mean the concept itself is bad.

>>93772821
>Pounded In The Butt By The Book The Day My Butt Went Psycho

>>93786497
Of for sure I can see the advantage in using the tool to prepare and get into a scene. But when it negatively impacts the rest of the production its time to stop.

Leto had the same problem.

>>93786565
Well obviously, but that just comes down to some actors either taking shit too seriously, or having some kind of mental issue if they think it's normal to be THAT in-character.

>>93782473

But he created a world inside a fake arcade centre, not world of fictional websites! how does that makes sense? how will they jump from this world to another? ye olde "lightining strikes" ?

>>93783599

>wanting another depressing Disney disaster.

kys

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>>93786503
Chuck branching out I see.

>>93773338
>nigga's never heard of a strapless shirt or dress

>>93786638
Some games have internet features, simple as that.

>>93786606
Its been that problem to an extreme a few times in Hollywood. Actor can't let go of the character and they suffer some kinda psychosis sometimes taking their own life.

Serious issue to be sure.

>>93786702
Never heard of anything like that. I mean, I've heard of actors who get haunted by fans for one particular character, but never getting stuck as the character themselves.

>>93771279
Why do they have to have the same emotion 24/7? Can't they just act normal then prepare for the text?

>>93786874
>Movie could have been a psychological drama about a single entity who can be any kind of emoji and having to spend their entire live switching from one emotion to the next across millions of phones, devices, and websites.

>>93773338
>the girl emoji has lipstick, blush, eyelashes (presumably mascara), wedge shoes
Come on now what the fuck. They're emojis

>>93783718
I'm still mad over how the 2nd movie ended

>>93772175
Ralph gets a pass.
Incredibles gets a pass.
Frozen might be moderately not awful.
Toy Story 3 is the end of the trilogy.

>>93786891
>when you 'send' an emoji, that emoji ends up in another phone, to be send by that one if the need arises
>nobody can make a permanent connection with each other because they know they can be sent at any moment
>the movie deals with how psychologically torturous that is

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>>93771279

>Patrick Stewart playing a literal piece of shit
>tfw you realize TNG was over 30 years ago

>>93772175
I want an Incredibles 2, but now I'm scared it'll be less of a satire/evaluation and more of "how many toys can we sell of all new awesome heroes?"

>>93773098
They all look so... unexplainably unsettling.

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>>93783718
>Its just literally a giant dog
>not based on Cerberus or Orthrus
One fucking job.

>>93786891
>>93787817

now I wish the emoji movie was about this. this is an unironically interesting idea.

>>93771584
Emoticons are still occasionally used, I don't think they'll ever fully go away.

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>>93783396
Not to mention the decreased attention spans. People are now used that information and entertainment come in very fast and easily digestible way.
Even I find it much harder to concentrate on a book nowadays.

>>93788008

nuPixar makes toy commercials now, that pretend to be sequels to beloved classics.

>>93782996
>>93782473
Toy Story 4 could have just been a Valentine's special like the Christmas and Halloween ones.

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>>93771486
HA HA MEH. GET IT? BECAUSE THAT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!

>>93773098
It's probably Textopia in the American version

I would unironically watch this in theaters if they have a side gag about how Emojis in different fonts are racist to each other.

>>93773253
the plot is about the kid sending the meh face and being misunderstood because that meh is so bad it can be interpreted in several ways

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So when are these guys showing up in the movie?

>>93789366

>Shadshit

No

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>>93783234
Maybe
https://youtu.be/3vnOaCCMyHs

>>93789582
Look at that Code Lyoko ass forehead.

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>>93779876
I'm pretty sure the people behind the movie won't care

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>>93771279
They're so optimistic, it's cute

>>93784859
who fucking cares

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>>93789474
somewhat relevant, screw Google for getting rid of the blobs and replacing them with this uninspired shit.

>>93788008
I really hope not

>>93772761
It's meh,no pun intended,they just polished a conceptual turd at the best of their abilities.It's not Foodfight tier awful but this movie is going to age bad

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>>93789677
I care

>>93783530
>a wild Redwood appears
i thought you were dead

But yeah, the only way that this concept works is if you go whole hog and create a dystopia in which emojis must always present themselves as their birth roles, regardless of whether or not they're on the job.

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>>93789716
Android 7 is cute. CUTE!

If my phone gets an update to O, I swear to god I will sell it.

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>>93779876
Yeah, Unicode made some of these codepoints into emoji. Surprisingly, U+263A WHITE SMILING FACE is an emoji now and U+263B BLACK SMILING FACE is not. For each emoji, there's a flag (Emoji_Presentation) that decides whether they should display as text (black and white) or emoji (full-colour) by default. U+263A is still text by default, so most programs will display it like that, though some programs (eg. messaging apps) can override the default and always display it as emoji. Also, the user can override it with the emoji variation selectors, so U+263A followed U+FE0F should always use emoji style.

>>93773655
Doesn't help that the actor is Patrick Stewart.

>>93791154

i think shit is the best part of this movie.
i suspect it's some sort of meta joke from creators.

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>>93773098

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>>93773195

>>93771279
HEY [B]ETER

>>93788857
What emoji type is she? Did she used to have an emoji type, then she ran away and became a rebel emoji with no type?

>>93786638
>movie takes place in an arcade emulator on a PC
>person who's using it tries some weird unnecessary online mod for old games
>shenanigans ensue

>>93791458
Yes Anonymous from /co/ - Comics & Cartoons?

>>93792115

>>93772829
>it's raining men
>how peculiar

>>93791317
>the emoji vibrator is a real thing

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>>93792337

>happy thoughts. merry children.

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I need a drink.

>>93792443

...shit.

>>93783164
nah, she was great

>>93792443
>picking the most unappetizing character to go on a drink bottle
but why

>>93780651
As soon as I'm done cumming, son.

>>93792443
gonna fill that shit up with chocolate milk

>>93771486
I've gotten into arguments with people because they say they were never called emoticons and the word never existed.

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>>93772175
>incredibles 2
I've been waiting for incredibles 2 for years. Has there been any details about it. Are the kids grown up. Are there more supers

>>93773726
Will Ralph travel to 4chan

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>>93794450
D23 in couple of days.

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>>93792369

Oh god the emoticons,


M-maybe it won't be that bad

>>93794674
Will :3 appear

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>>93794688
I hope so

>>93771279
Now I want to make an edgy/guro request where the laughing emoji can't stop laughing and looks like a mad slave tortured. I'll also watch it just for the loli/shota protagonists.

>>93773959
daughter

> :DDDDDDDD shows up
>nobody knows what the hell is wrong with him

>>93794688
owo would be better.

>>93795826
Will the Japanese emoticons show up?

>>93795817
>frog emoji shows up
>he force everyone to take the redpill and can't stop screaming

>>93795875
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

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>>93771279
Why does this movie look good now?

>>93795875
>inb4 they show up in "chinatown" of the phone city

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>>93789246
My new setup tried to get rid of them. Any time I typed an Emoticon it auto replaced with some Emoji equivalent. I literally have to go into and manual edit it to make Emoticons now. Thankfully it still accepts Unicode inputs from my root terminal. But given how seldom I use them it is not a big deal for me. But it really makes one stop and question how much preprogrammed automation one wants in life as it is taking my freedom of choice for some convenience.

>>93796272
>hacking your computer to use emoticons

>>93795880
1488/10
Would watch

>>93773959
The movie will end with the kid just talking to her in stead, fucking
>GUARANTEED

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>>93772277
>>93772695
>>93777900

>>93789532

If they do, I hope someone runs them over

Fags

>>93796164
Shit, that would actually be pretty good.
so it probably won't be in the movie

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>>93799746
Hey (child), go put your face in the ice cream.

Sony's not done yet. One more film to go.

Wavemania
Smurfs
Emoji Movie
The Star

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>>93800047
Your secular alternative.

>>93800047
Im more willing to see a Christmas movie with all the bible stuff than a movie about emoticons.

>>93796272

>emoji

That looks more like a smiley.
The emoticons should be the ones that look new and colourful and not flat/basic like the stuff you see for old emails, or even the moving ones for MSN.

>>93796272
Must make programming a bitch

>>93771486

Weren't the MSN smiley faces also called Emoticons?

>>93800598
Yes
http://www.msgweb.nl/en/MSN_Images/Emoticon_list/

>>93799136
>the incredibles was released in 2003
>the sequel comes out in 2018
>exactly 15 years have passed until we finally got a sequel
pixarkino is back

>>93773626
>t. someone with no soul

bump

>>93802443
But why?

>>93794450

Well, the Villain is going to be the Underminer, since thats what the first movie ended with

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>>93802836
So no violet milf

>>93802836
Wasn't that just for the beginning of the movie? I thought I heard something like that, they were going to start where they left off and then do a timeskip.

>This girl just texted me, what should I do?
>Friend: Just text her an Emoji

What kind of fucking advice is that?

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>>93803738

>>93803738
The kind of advice you'd find in a movie about emojis.

>>93771279
Jesus, that was awful. They cancelled Popeye for this. It's rare I want a movie to tank this badly.

>>93804098
I want this movie to fail but I kind of want to see it in the theater. Wat do?

>>93802836
But the videogame already covered him

>>93804502
Watch a cam-rip.

>>93804700
b-but bigscreen!

>>93805045
Watch it in fullscreen.