The 2-hour movie will be released on the Disney XD app at 3AM

What role will Buff Frog play in the upcoming movie?

>>93768558
You see in the previews that the family goes to him. Probably they collect him for info on Toffee.

Old star thread got rightfully deleted this is.now the good one

This is the only thing I'm really hyped for atm, I can't believe S3 arrived this quickly.

Will someone be streaming it? I want to watch it with /co/

>>93769013
She might be thinking
>what happens when the TV show ends?

>>93769054
Then I can safely kill myself and spend my time with Star Butterfly, of course!

I moved to another country recently and now I have to wake up at the wee hours of the night to watch! Or maybe just stay up late.. I wanna watch the show with /co/
>>93769013
Get a new therapist . pretty dumb reason to not kill yourself though, the show will end eventually. Find a new light in your life though (: I'm sure it's out there

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>>93767978
FAGGOTS are we going to have a live stream for the premiere?

>>93769013
Well then, the hope that one day they will remake the show or give it another season like with Samurai Jack. might keep you alive forever.

>>93769143
Generally you should avoid putting NSFW-ish images in an OP. It doesn't help that it's furry either.

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>>93767978
Never actually watch star..;can i watch all of the episode in 5 days?

>>93769086
This

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>>93769306
It's all up to your NEET-o-meter.
I caught up in two days.

>>93769306
Yes.

Google YayStar if you want the iTunes 1080p WEB-DL releases.

>>93769306

If you have 0 responsibilities, then yeah. But if you're gonna watch it then please don't feel turned off from the second episode which introduces one of the show's more infamous characters due to the fact that she's fucking annoying. Almost stopped watching there myself but I'm glad I didn't.

>>93768954
Ikr, 2017 is a good for star vs
We got the rest of S2, a movie, and season 3
Which yeah I'm counting both cus most shows don't get a chance to air the first few episodes as a movie

>>93769306
Are you a NEET?

>>93769368
I want to hear more about Deep Trouble. I don't like the comic series ending as it is.

>>93769086
I'll wait for the MEGA. The Samurai Jack livestreams are not that great.

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>>93769353
It's like PH works like a filter to discern between the true bug-lovers and the posers.

>>93769086
Well, it releases on the app early, so it could be done that way. Can't you stream from the app to a TV, and then stream it?

>>93767978
screw supporting
i got no manna, they get no money from me
simple as that.
Fuck this show

>>93769443
It was never going to happen you delusional fuck

>>93769443
You're still going to watch the finale, though.

At least do it on your phone once, whether you're actually watching it or just doing it to give an extra view to the tally so Disney supports Daron a bit more

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>>93769398
Well...i'm in vacation sooo....

and since i don't sleep a lot, it can work.

>>93769443
>Janna is literally the only other human in the new intro
Yeah,you were not worthy of it to begin with

>>93769441
You can run an emulator and vid capture it.

Might also be on the Watch Disney XD website.

>>93767978

Okay, how do I get the app?

>>93769536
The app store? On your phone?

Assuming you own a smartphone.

>>93769536
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.disney.datg.videoplatforms.android.watchdxd&hl=en
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/disney-xd-watch-full-episodes-movies-live-tv/id530003802

Emulate Android on a PC if you don't have a smartphone.

Anyone here without a phone? Or are you all corporate cucks?

>>93769436
How do those cute cheeks manage to be so squeezable?

>>93769633
Mewnie folk stores corn in their cheeks for the winter

>>93767978
Wait it's a SATURDAY?! I thought it was a Friday.
Fuck me I'll have to download it.

>>93769443
>WAAAHHH WHY DON'T THEY CARE ABOUT MY SHIP

Nefcy has said she doesn't let your shipcancer affect the show.

https://seddm.tumblr.com/post/161322192479/darons-qa-at-creativa-fest

Q: How do you feel about the fandom making all… weird relationships and… do you feel pressured by some people going "We want Tomco, we want Moonfee, we want everything"?
>That’s so funny. I mean, you know- I’m very excited that the fans can be excited for whatever they want, you know?
>I mean, any "-co" they like, that’s great. We don’t really let that affect the writing in the show. Like I don’t look at that when I’m writing the show.
>You can never make everybody happy, there will always be people- but I also think people like to be upset, you know?
>If you think about what’s the show, what is like- what show would it be if it were just "We’re gonna have Star and Marco get together and they will be like so happy," the end.
>There’s no show, what is that show? No one would watch that show. So you have to keep it exciting.

>yfw the app release is an even bigger fuckup than the S2 finale

Ready to watch Toffee first and then the second episode and then the third episode and the first episode last?

>>93769587

Much obliged, thank you.

I mean, I'm still gonna watch it via a stream, but I'll leave it running in the background to generate views.

>>93769731
It's Disney XD's most popular show, and many people shrieked about the S2 finale to the staff's twitters.

Surely they couldn't mess up again.

>>93769816
Now you've jinxed it.

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>>93769816
>Surely they couldn't mess up again.
Keeping my expectations low

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>>93769816
Ohohohoho Anon, that wasn't a very smart thing to say.....

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>>93769726
So manna is still possible

>>93769726
>If you think about what’s the show, what is like- what show would it be if it were just "We’re gonna have Star and Marco get together and they will be like so happy," the end.

I like how this implies we will get more suffering before anything else.

Why are the threads so inactive?
Did everyone died during the hiatus

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>>93770069
cause we're tired of shit getting deleted so nobody posts anymore. And we're not allowed to have threads here so many people just leave or don't participate

>>93770069
yes

>>93769988
I'll lel hard when janna BTFO starco.

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>>93769726
So basically, they will go with the thematically perfect ship no matter what outside pressures from the audience.

In other words, Manna confirmed.

>>93770089
>I'm not allowed to post porn boo hoo

Just talk about the show

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>>93770089
why are we not allowed?

>>93770149
Even legit threads are being deleted

>>93770093
She's the only one that hasn't yet.
Wonder if Kelly would cuck her too by taking her sharing for sword fighting with him a bit too far.

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>>93770149
What? Nobody said that. Who posted porn, I'm talking about the last 2-3 weeks of this bullshit going on. Its demoralizing.

>>93770173
I've seen tons of star threads for weeks now. Last one got deleted because furry porn OP. Mods looked at this thread and deleted the furry porn pic, but left the thread alive. Feel free to talk.

>>93770168
Kelly offering Marco her sword when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnY

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>>93769726
>you have to keep it exciting

ENDLESS SUFFERING CONFIRMED

>>93770266
I want to comfort Star with my body

>>93770224
Our last thread lasted all day though

>>93769413
Honestly I still haven't read the comics, are they cannon to the rest of the series? Is there a spinoff called Deep Trouble? Did the main comics end, then? The fuck is Deep Trouble?

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>>93770127
Janna is a ne'er do well

Janna needs to stop wearing the autistic hat of hers.

>>93770379
If she takes it off, would she die?

>>93770344
They're canon. Think of them as episodes that didn't get animated so they became material for a comic book series.

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>>93770379
4203D Chinese checkers

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>>93770351
>adding the thrill of troubles to Marco's boring safe life
Yep. She's also a cutie

>>93770379
better?

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>>93770432
Marco just wants some excitement in his life, not become a delinquent. He's even on the honor roll.

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>>93770432
I don't think getting roofied and raped is really the kind of thrill he's looking for.

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>>93770497
>>93770578
That's what he thinks, but she knows better.
Hence, OTP

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>>93770591
Have Moon enjoying a burger

>Show ends with janco
How will this make you feel?

>>93770624
I like your drawing style BUT I AM STILL SEETHING WITH DEPRESSION THAT ONLYFANFICS CAN NULLIFY

>>93770646
Riverposter and SmashedGourd are on hiatus

>>93770417
Shit that's amazing desu
I've been dying for new content that's relevant, this hiatus killed me man, thank God I joined in febuary instead of before the hiatus of mid-season 2, lasted like 3 years rught?

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>>93770691
WHY IS SHE A LIZARD GIRL ARGHHH

>>93770591
"The Star Butterfly Effect" by Xerima. Decently long and pretty good. It's got suspense, too.

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>>93770767
because monstar a cute

Could Star as she is now take future Marco without much damage?

Or would it be like putting a sausage through a gummi ring?

>>93770806
No, she's an abomination.

>>93770848
It would be like shitposting in a thread that's trying to be pure

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>>93770848
If Eclipsa could take the monster dong, Star can handle a man.
Just needs a little prep.

You think brittco might happen?

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This is very true for me. How do I go on living?

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>>93770848
>tfw like only 3 decent pics of adult marco and star lewds
what a shame

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>>93770852
Maybe you're the abomination, anon.

>>93771053
>dat pic
Holy shit, that's me! I've stopped dating altogether because I love Star Butterfly so much.

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>>93770848
>>93771083
She's 14 and he's a grown man, you weirdos.

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>>93771112
woah... really makes you think

>>93771144
>Star's hand on her hips
>DEM HIPS
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>93771200
she STICC
but she also THICC

>>93771224
Can someone post this image, bu with the red lines that show Brittany's stick-frame and Star's curvaceous backside?

>>93771224
HNNNG

I could teach her a few tricks if you know what I mean ;)

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>>93771247

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>>93771356
>having to choose between the two thicc girls
dammit marco

>>93771356
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL

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>>93771224
>>93771356
>Marco has a better ass than Brittney
They know exactly what they're doing

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>>93771356
>you will never slam your hips up against that plump juicy booty while you empty your balls deep inside

How Marco hasn't knocked her up yet is a mystery

>>93771651
>and this boy becomes my slave
How did they get this past the censors?

>>93771498
>pic
does this guy have a tumblr or DA or something?

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>>93771053
>>93771125

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>>93771686
artsyle looks like this one so i guess you're referring to him, and i think no, totally ninja artist.

>whose infinite virtues are known near and far

And what such virtues would those be?

>>93771112
The only good ligger is a dead ligger

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>>93771787
Chastity

And the thread devolves into rampant waifufaggotry, right on cue.

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>she was gladly willing to use Star's book to help Hope's parents stop fighting

There aren't enough instances of Janna being a good friend in this show.

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>>93771858
>There aren't enough instances of Janna being a good friend in this show.
I wonder why that could be.

>>93771847
Do you have anything else to talk about? Just hang on for a few more days.

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>>93771858
Why are Janna pics always so relaxed?
Would you smoke weed with her?

>>93771948
>Would you smoke weed with her?
No, because that's for degenerates

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>>93771938
>Oh Star, i waited so long for this.

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>>93771847
>people are talking about the main characters
woah, really firing my neurons, also no one is stopping you for talking about the lore of the show if you want.

>>93771979
Is janna a vampire?

>>93771948
Yes. No regrets.

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>>93771948

I had a dream that a portal opened up in my room at night. I taped my phone to a stick and put it through and took a picture and it was star and some others in pajamas in a bedroom giggling. I stepped through and they said they watched me using the spying spell often and that I was funny. Then I woke up. Commentary welcome.

>>93771948
We need art of Janna and Marco relaxing together, possibly with weed.

Better yet, a comic where Marco wonders why he feels so relaxed and freaks out when he learns it's weed.

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>>93772009
D E E P E S T
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>>93771686
He doesn't, he just posts to 4chan in the /co/ general drawthread.

His filenames are usually abbreviations, sometimes beginning with 334.

>>93771775
It's indeed the same artist.

>>93771847
>implying this shit isn't funny

>>93771938
That's how threads get deleted
>>93772053
Kind of in moderation but all waifus all the time is just boring and gay

>>93772038
Yes i second this
Drawfags do your magic

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>>93772081
No it isn't. Reportfagging and talking about threads getting deleted gets threads deleted. Don't talk shit about our writefags, if it was them getting threads deleted the posts themselves would be deleted, and they aren't.

>>93772009
Could this be?
Are there any proofs?

>>93771938
Nah, someone might get the wrong idea about a fat greasy neckbeard making extended skin contact with a petite flat-chested 14yo.

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>>93771938

>>93772160
Janna, are you seducing me?

>>93772037
You need a girlfriend. Flesh and blood, not 2D.

>>93772103
You're right I'm sorry

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>>93772171
You tell me

>>93772172
I don't know how.

>>93772172
I'm trying to get one don't yell at e

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>>93772172

>>93772172
>>93772213
Get the fuck out 3DPD loving normalfags

>>93767978
Can I just buy the movie?

>>93772084
How about Janna getting Marco relaxed with weed enough that he won't object to her advances and then they end up making love while passing a joint back and forth between them?

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>>93772172
>not 2D.
I ask you politely yet firmly to leave

>>93772224
>>93772225
I assume a real girlfriend is really nice. I want a cute girl who I can trust and talk to and who will trust and talk to me, and we could play video games together and cuddle and do things. Like a friend but with more trusting and more cuteness and more hugs.

>>93772172
>You need a girlfriend.

Any gf that would settle for me wouldn't stay for long.

2D is love, 2D is life.

>>93772311
You won't get that from 3DPD, waifubots and VR will make 3DPD females obsolete.

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Here's the last of the requests I took a few threads back. Any other requests?

>>93772269
Also, I might look into this

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>>93772311
Don't we all Anon. Except that nobody tells you shit like that takes work. It takes work to find them, work to build that trust, work to keep everything running smoothly. Its not just like some fairytale world where you find some perfect girl who hits all the right buttons. More than likely, you'll find someone who meets some of the criteria but not all.

But what do I know?

>>93772264
It will eventually be on iTunes and Amazon, but later.

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>>93772388
don'T trust them women do not like this stuff they see nothing more than a provider in you.
Love is not real

>>93772353
>that bottle
she's just trying to forget how she got her kingdom in the current mess. don't judge her

>>93772353
>Any other requests?

A continuation of that, where drunk Mewberty Moon wraps her arms around him from behind with a lewd and inebriated expression on her face, and Marco looks panicked.

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>>93772516
>Frogposter telling people to stop trying to find someone when they're obviously suffering and would like to have a companion in life.

Just stop.

>>93772516
I have a hard time believing that. I know that ladies like that exist out there. I just gotta find them.

>>93772311
What you want is very rare IRL, and for the few that are actually like that, they have their pick of choices much better than you.

You could put in a ridiculous amount of work to change that, but would it really be worth the time? Keep in mind, it's not like the work ever ends. You'd have to fundamentally change your lifestyle, making compromises and giving up things you enjoy doing.

Has anyone drawn that scene from titanic with marco and jackie?

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>>93772664
>>93772633
>>93772516
tldr: women suck and will fuck you over anyway
Here have a jannafu

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>>93772586
I love your enthusiasm, keep at it anon.

>>93772569
If they're suffering, then the last thing they need is a gf. Not just because women absolutely loathe pathetic betas, but because they will only someone ELSE miserable.

Relationships don't make one happy. In fact, the opposite is more likely to happen.

Holy fucking shit, just stop talking about 3DPD. They do not matter.

>>93772586
Of course they exist. But they're all taken.

>>93771144
Running with Scissors seems so fucked up, you really need to stop thinking too deep about it.

>>93772744
So Starco won't make them happy in the long run?

>>93772664
If she's the ideal girl for me,then why would I have to change? wouldn't she also like playing vidya together? and going to escape rooms or bowling with friends? or sperging out about history?

what I'm seeing is that the main issue is networking and finding girls that will match. I've got a pretty good way to build up friend networks right now, and so long as I keep meeting new people, eventually I'll find someone like me, no? and I think it'd be absolutely worth the effort.
>>93772744
I don't think I'm so pathetic or a beta. it's not like I'll sperg about girls in public, only on here. the goal is to find a girl that I can sperg to and will sperg with me.
>>93772791
keep searching

>>93772633
Threesomes are never, ever like porn paints them. Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

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>>93772791
God damn it Chris, get off this board. You will never find your boyfriend free girl with that attitude.

>>93772816
>I don't think I'm so pathetic or a beta.
Betas never do.

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>>93772816
no one cares

>>93772847
Gladly trans people will rise now.
You can still have a mentally ill man who's broken inside realising he made a mistake.

>>93772870
well ideally it wouldn't matter, no? get a girl who likes you the way you are. Marco could go for Britanny who would like him if he were more macho and alpha, or he could have Jackie who likes him just the way he is

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>>93772888
Eugh, you also got the numbers...

>>93772815
They already make each other happy. The benefits of getting together would mainly come from the clarity of recognizing this plus more fun stuff to do together.

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>used to think that Star vs. was nothing but racemixing CalArts propaganda and Marco needed to be deported
>now think hat Star vs. is the savior of cartoon storytelling by picking up the baton that Gravity Falls was forced to drop
Amazing how times change.

I LOOK ABOUT MY CITY AND DESPAIR, for every five minutes I see a young happy couple holding hands or with a baby. If they can all be happy, why can't I?

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>>93772568
Gotchu next.

>>93773124
fasade

>>93773096
>>used to think that Star vs. was nothing but racemixing CalArts propaganda and Marco needed to be deported
Everyone was worried it was going to be that even before the show premier. Everyone thought marco was going to be the cuck.

>>93773135
thanks senpai

>>93773337
>we watch Star Vs. as a family

Do you roleplay in the bedroom?

>>93773337
NICE BUT THE REST OF US WEREN'T COOL IN HIGHSCHOOL AND DID NOT GET THAT LUCKY.

you did not get better, you were good from the start. i'm very happy for you but my heart still breaks to read your story because I know it will never happen to me. I'm already graduated there is no school to meet cuties at fuck

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>>93773413
>because I know it will never happen to me

Just wait for AI waifus with artificial wombs.

>>93773413
>you did not get better, you were good from the start.
this

Relationship are like musical chairs. If you were eliminated early, that's it for you, pack up your things and leave while the rest continue playing.

>>93773337
>watch star vs as a family
Your kids will hopefully remember this show as one of the defining shows of their childhood, like teen titans was for me etc.

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>>93773413
Become someone (you)'d like to date/find a hobbie/both.
Now stop shiting up the thread

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Guys, can we please stop with the blogging and get back to talking about star vs?

>>93772633
I mean you walked right into that one by letting her choose

>>93773483
well I don't believe that I still have some hope.. I just hope the hope isn't blind. I'm still young I still have time in military in college.
>>93773413
I am sorry for yelling at you, I am happy that you are happy and you seem like a swell person just trying to cheer people up

OH GOD I MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO JOIN THE MILITARY AND I DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AND I'M MISSING OUT ON COLLEGE YEARS THAT I COULD SPEND FINDING THE PERFECT CUTIE

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>>93773515
okay akarin

So how is Star going to win Marco's heart?

It's pretty clear it will happen, but it's not like Marco is just going to forget Jackie existed and date Star either.

>>93773594
She has to get rid of the competition, janna can swoop in at any moment to win the marcobowl.

>>93773594
After reading >>93769726 I'm wondering whether it will be postponed to S4.

Nefcy clearly loves relationship drama, and thinks the show won't be as interesting once the two get together.

>>93773337
why wasn't I cool in school

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>>93773337
That is Actually a pretty cute story, Congratz anon
>>93773594
once marco goes to mewni they will have to talk it out, besides the people already belive he will be the future king

>>93771498
As soon as she reaches his neck, it'll be all over.

>>93773594
Can't she just pheromones his brain up into a lustfull mush that doesn't get into his heart's way?

>>93772633
What the hell did you expect?

>>93773367
Never needed to. But he does bring back memories as a young beaner growing up in SoCal

>>93773692
>Jackie on her way out
>Star suffering is eternal

So you're telling me MANNA CONFIRMED

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>>93773594
I don't think Marco and Jackie are going to survive the movie. They've made a point of Marco repeatedly ignoring Jackie for Star, and if he leaves for Mewni without telling her that's going to be too much for her to accept.

Obviously Marco's not going to be ready for a relationship for a while after that mess, and Star's going to blame herself and feel terrible about it, so I don't see any more serious developments happening until probably the mid-season finale. We'll get plenty of cute stuff and teasing before then, though.

>>93773983
It doesn't matter if jackie loses because janco is endgame.

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>>93773983
No one is going to die you sperg

>>93773413
It always gets better, tomorrow's another day. It just depends how bad you want to change, and what you're willing to do to make those changes
>>93773496
I sure hope so
>>93773780
I don't think you need to be. I know I wasnt
>>93773819
Thanks senpai

>>93774045
>reads first sentence
>shitposts

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I don't like that the show is starting to make me ship this.

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>>93774027
It's called Manna

>>93774212
I wonder what it's like to fuck an autistic filipino girl.

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>Royal Mewni Kingdom

This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Royal", you say, while grinning like Toffee did. "Royal", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Royal", you think about how people in the bloodline are allowed to romance with demons, monsters, and random Earth peasants.

But then, the funniest is coming: "Mewni". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Mewni", it is called despite the fact that this "Mewnian" body consists of literally one town with a giant castle in it and most of the rest of Mewni is owned by monster fiefdoms, and that they had to steal the little land they have from these monsters anyway.

And now, here is the end of the fun: "Kingdom". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. A "Kingdom", ruled matrilineally by a Queen while the King has no power and can be kicked out of his castle when his wife has a hissy fit. A "Kingdom" that needs insurmountably powerful magic on its side just to rule over its fiefdom of 200 or so peasants. A "Kingdom" that had to send its heir apparent away to another planet because a gang of 14 or so misfit monsters was threatening it.

>>93774086
You were obviously cool enough to have a girl mirin, and got lucky enough she shares your interests.

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>>93773594
Blood moon gotta have his way.
Otherwise, they can't yet, if Marco stop dating Jackie he will look like an asshole because Jackie dindu nuffin, Star can't take it from the force because she really respect him and Jackie, someone dying is forced and edgy, Jackie being a mermaid doesn't make sense and it will only make her being the typical and cliche fake lover, blood moon can't force it cuz only will make the whole starco love fake.
Give it time.

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what if Star called Marco a "darkie"

>>93774599
Marco is half white and looks pretty white

Reminder that Star will forever be a cuck

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>>93774238
she would be happy to keep him as her Property

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>>93774643
It's funny to me that you think that.

>>93773575
Why don't you just learn the language of the country your in, and open a whole new world of cuties. Unless your in the Middle East and not Asia/Europe I also find it hard to believe you can't find others of your language that live their.

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>>93774770
Welp, fuck me sideways i messed up
>>93774599

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>>93774792
I hate this comic. Every time it makes me feel awful about my love life. I so badly want to have a tender moment like this.

>>93774816
I'm in Israel but how am I supposed to find people like that? Reddit? I mean that's gross. And I'm trying to learn man it's hard

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>>93774843
You have to admit it's really cute

>>93774845
>I'm in Israel
Shoo Shoo

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>>93774928
Can you fuck off? Nobody asked you. He simply said he was from Israel you obnoxious fuck.

>>93770127
So "thematically perfect" would be for the main character to be alone, and her best friend/soulmate to somehow end up with a side character that he doesn't even like?

>>93770432
>>adding the thrill of troubles to Marco's boring safe life
Yeah, that's what Star has been doing since the day she entered Marco's life..

>>93775021
You should know that israel is a very unpopular country here, mr noseberg.

>>93771144
She's not going to stay 14 forever.

>>93775116
How does it feel to be so weak that even knowing somebody is from a certain place causes such butthurt?

>>93773594
>It's pretty clear it will happen, but it's not like Marco is just going to forget Jackie existed
I'm sure there's a spell for that.

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>>93775021
>>93775116
Alright folks if you want to fight about anything takie it to /pol/ or /int/
The thread has been nice so far, we dont want another janitor shutting it off
So hug it out and keep it down

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>>93774606
Marco is a beaner parasite who should be expunged from the Earth.

>>93775173
Nah, I just like giving people who admit they're from israel a hard time. It's fun.

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>>93774843
It's not so bad once you start to indulge in mindless escapism and lose yourself in your delusions, enough that while you're lying awake at night you forget the bundle of sheets you're clutching isn't her petite body, or that the hand spreading its warmth through your bare chest is your own, and as you drift away from the world you can almost catch the scent of her hair that makes you feel like everything is going to be okay, just for tonight, as long as you have her.

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>>93775231
try it fuccboi

>>93774928
I just moved for the military its a good country but my Hebrew is no good
>>93775242
It's a real nice country with a ton of good people. I'd live in tel Aviv forever if my Hebrew gets to my current English level.

>>93775347
Wait till the race war comes Marco I will see you hang!

>>93774843
It's just cute vanilla porn senpai, it's not real. Life is more messy than that.

>>93775352
Ma shlomkha?

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>>93775373
don't worry i will wait just for (you).

>>93775352
Stop controlling my nation shlomo, dirty jew.

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>>93774201
I love it and want more and want Tom to have an unrequited crush on Marco

>>93775418
It's a cartoon bucko, but keep waiting, we'll bring our own right wing death squads.

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>>93775391
The only unrealistic thing about it is Star letting Marco take the lead at first.

>It's a jeremy reminds us of the 600 trillion episode.

>>93775460
You have no something, couldn't read the rest cuz my Hebrew sucks.

>>93775512
I said I'm sad cuz I don't have a Cute woman.

I'd like to say cute girl it would be better but I don't know how to say girl because shit Hebrew. If I cannot choose my words precisely I lose all meaning. I lose my very sense of self.

>>93775545
Atzov = sad?

>>93775461
Beaners aren't human though.

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Star, rev up the ovens.

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>>93775610
Neither are bugs.

>>93775623
Now she's my kind of girl.

>>93775651
Creepy.

>>93775574
Yes. Word for word:

En li isha chamudah as ani atsuv

(Don't have) (I) woman cute so I'm sad

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>blogposting

>>93775727
Alright, so we went from talking about the movie, to blogging, to the show again, and how nazis vs israel. What a fun thread this turned out to be.

>>93775714
You spelled woman esha in Hebrew wrong I think, should be aleph, yod, shin, hey.

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Did somebody say /pol/?

>>93775768
Stop speaking hewbrew, merchant.

>>93775391
It's a starco fantasy about them losing their virginity in a "CUTE & PERFECT" way, of course it would be unrealistic. If Nefcy is any track record, it'd never go that smoothly.

>>93774599
Do have one with the NatSoc flag?

>>93775768
Hey you're right, thanks for the help. See,still learning.

can someone draw Marco doing a Happy Negro face as he grabs hekapoos boobs

>>93775787
I'm a National Socialist xD I learned Hebrew cuz muh Jesus language

>>93775781
>"I learned it from you, mom! I learned it by watching you!"

What if star declared the final solution against monsters?

>>93775843
Are you an American stationed in Israel or something?

>>93775899
He's either a soldier being used for another kike funded war or he's a literal Israeli

>>93775899
>>93775918
Born in Israel but came to states when I was a baby. Went back now to join military.

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>>93775936
Stay safe anon, and keep pushing, you will find your own Star in due time
Remember, you are fighting to protect that smile

>>93776000
I really don't want a hook nosed jew with star

>>93775936
Oh, are you Jewish or Palestinian?

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>>93775810
You'd have to take that up with the artist

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>>93775936
Try to not die anon okay?

>>93776035
Jew, thank god.
>>93776000
Thanks.
>>93776028
I've been told my nose is small for a Jew.

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Reminder that Mewni is a Christian kingdom.

>>93776046
Oh, I see he's a shitty civic nationalist. Jackie is my favorite because she reminds me of my middle school crush.

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>>93776109
not sure how accurately you can deduce a drawfag's political views from them fulfilling some requests, but

>>93776028
Can you just stop with this shit? You're going to singlehandedly get this thread deleted. God, /pol/posters are seriously the bronies of politics. You cannot stop opening your mouth.

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Hey, if any drawfag here.

Can someone draw me Tofee as Skull Face from MGS and Jackie as Miller from mgs? since we already have Big Boss Star and Ocelot Marco.

>>93773983
The Markie Mark Wahlberg ship will sink...

>>93776093
That was a fake eye, though.

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>>93776109
more fanart for my dear /pol/ack anon

>>93776327
So what does that make starco?

>>93776295
I like Jews.

>>93776359
Good trained goyim.

>>93776323
https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c

Why didn't I ever talk to her? :( I'm an autist.

>>93776344
CivNat filth.

If I had a girlfriend I'd right her one of those civil war letters and send it in the mail, detailing my undying love for her, and how fortunate I was that the winds of fate happened to blow two disjointed souls together to form a whole.

>>93776393
Then who can we ship marco with? Actually, just fuck the shipping I just like to argue about it, but I don't even like it.

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Hope the thread gets deleted. /pol/posting should be zero tolerance. Its off topic and needs to be abolished from the board.

>>93776421
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>>93776410
Idk the brown bitch friends with star.

>>93776446
So janco

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I'm finishing up S2 right now. Is Star fucking retarded? What made her think it was a good idea to reveal how the book was stolen to the public? The only thing that it accomplished was mass hysteria and a possible rebellion against the royal family before Moon even had a chance to put everything under wraps. Not to mention how the crush reveal was just fucking embarrassing.

Good song though.

>>93776410
What a coincidence. It just so happens that Janna, the only /pol/ acceptable girl for Marco, is also the perfect girl for Marco.

>>93776316
>Toffee is a christfag

Reminder Marco canonically spent 16 years as a travelling badass, slated a ton of puss, and has no reason to be afraid of Jackie or any other girl.

>>93776499
He gave his only begotten finger, and died for our sins.

>>93776485
>Is Star fucking retarded?

Yeah, she just isn't used to thinking.

>>93776512
>As long as it isn't race mixing.
It is, but in a way that /pol/ doesn't care about (Filipino with Mexican).

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I hope Jarco is still endgame.

I guess now's a good a time as any to start this series.

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>>93776485
>Is Star fucking retarded?
Haven't you been following along?
Star was just being her stubborn rebellious teenage self. She wanted Ruberiot to spill the beans about her fucking up, but going by her reaction she clearly didn't realize how bad it was going to look.
Besides, if Star didn't out her mother's bullshit Moon probably would have gone after Ludo alone and she'd probably be dead.

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>>93776952
you have 4 days before the movie
Chop Chop anon, time's running

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>>93776592
I've noticed that no matter how much Star screws things up she never gets punished. Maybe that's why she doesn't learn from her mistakes.

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>>93776952
You've got four and a half days, better get started. You won't regret it.

>>93767978
wait, is the movie actually 2 hours, or is that including commercial breaks?

>>93777020
>Star doesn't become punished
>every Battle for Mewni promo shows her as a royal hobo carrying balloon corpses while her mom loses her sanity and Marco is moments away from suicide by laser puppy

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>>93777020
>I've noticed that no matter how much Star screws things up she never gets punished
What the fuck am I reading

>>93777046
2 hours including commercial breaks, so it's closer to 1 hour and 20 minutes of content.

>>93777091
I hate commercials

>>93777046
there was this one video in spanish claiming it to be 88 min without breaks

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>>93777046
It's the equivalent of 8 regular episodes. Six regular episodes plus a double-length seventh.

>>93777110
Then cut the cable, and watch your shit online, where adblocker can protect you from being brainwashed by advertisements.

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>>93776719
sorry anon, better jump ship
>marco admitted his crush in sleepover, which had a message about feelings changing -- and didn't apply to star in the ep, given it's much later than royal pain, when it could make sense
>the drink that marco liked when he was younger but doesn't anymore
>titanic reference, with her as jack
>the fish woman, in the romance movie between her & a hot brown haired guy, dies (the end of their role)
>his dream in red belt which hinted at jackie and others getting cut
>we found out jarco would sail & sink ep 4

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Do you guys think that Star VS will ever get an ACTUAL movie? Like at an actual theater? Or does production take far too long for that to happen. They're probably just starting season 4. They'd have to start making it like, right now.

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>>93777193
it can happen, you just need to be a good goy a support the show in every way you can.

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>>93777091
k den, got too happy for a minute

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>>93776719
Nah, she already had one hell of a middlegame.
Now it's turn for the other girls (and boys) to get theirs

>>93777020
She got kicked off her planet for abusing her magic privileges in episode one.

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>>93777193
The big mouse is trying to Keep star from the "official Princess List"
Nefcy would be risking a lot if she tries to go for a movie

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>>93777339
But she's the best Didney princess!

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>>93777193
>2D cartoons getting theatrical films
What is this, 2000?

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>>93777398
The actual best princess is someone The Mouse cannot put in said list, so he just cut them all altogether.

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>>93777398
It's better this way, anon.
If she's a Disney princess, she can't be your princess.

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>>93777398
Remember the Star bomba?
Once they lost Grasp of Nefcy and her show they just wanted to get rid of it, and fast
we know she is the best, but they would bastardize the movie if they had a chance
>>93777522
This guy has the right idea

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>>93777525
I gotta stop writing these things...

Or write more of them

>>93777046
Eight 11-minute episodes, so 88 minutes.

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>>93777561
More of them?

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>>93777446
>tfw there's no canon high fantasy 80s metal alternate universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_CdPw99LEY

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>>93777552
>Nefcy: "Look at me. I am the Mouse now."

>>93777398
It would actually b cool and funny maybe at least as a April fools she was added to the official princess line up

>shad released part 3

>>93777809
>Interracial dykes
How progressive, now make one of them a tranny.

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>>93777823
GIVE LINK

>>93777858
it's on the front page of his site

>>93777858
It's fucking twisted how Shad's artwork only works with Star vs., and everything else he draws looks like shit. Does Nefcy browse his work?

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>>93777823
Why can't he make like, a Star ass and foot sniffing thing? I think it'd be right up this thread's alley.

He's always gotta be the worst. Can't even do Star. Sigh. I hate him.