ITT we help Marvel's editors and writers out by creating

>There's actually an underground operation of every day joes who smuggle out alien tech that's headed by Toomes illegitimate son who we never knew because even Toomes doesn't remember when the fuck he had sex
>Toomes dies then they somehow manage to inherit his shit
>Sometime later it's revealed Toome did a SpOck and transferred his mind to his illegitimate somehow IDK
>He learns about the value of family or some shit after taking over his son's life because his son had a family of his own.

Miles gets a symbiote that calls herself Karen.

Bendis is now only thanked for his contributions rather than actually writing the material. That counts right?

>>93766197
>he hires the Jackal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk81yzaurGw

Spider-Man's friends get kidnapped and devolved by the high evolutionary, turning MJ, Liz Allen and Flash Thompson into monkeys

>>93766197
I can get behind this. Someone email this to Slott.

>>93766373
Done.

>>93766352
>devolved
>into monkeys
Apes, we evolved from Apes

>>93766373

Slott doesn't care, he only wants midgets

>>93766197

Doctor Strange realises that his vision of the world was wrong because he spoke with a WOKE fat Wong and Wong's transgendered black girlfriend.

Strange now realises that he viewed Mordu as a white man because he was rascist and didn't believe niggers could be smart. He also viewed Wong as his servant rather than his master and thought that just because he met the Ancient One in Tibet... err Nepal... Strange assumed the Ancient One was an Asian dude when it was really a white Womyn because Strange is also sub consciously sexist.

>>93766259

Work a way to make Liz Allen the daughter of Toomes as well and you have a deal

>>93766437
And before that, apes were monkeys

>>93766758
>His son has a daughter called Lisa Allen who goes to school with Miles

Jennifer Connolly appears as Jennifer Walters, a defense attorney who did some light voice work for Tony Stark but now represents the Vulture at his trial. After Bruce Banner returns to Earth and helps the Avengers fight Thanos, he is killed by Hawkeye after being temporarily controlled by the Soul Gem and was about to kill the others in a murderous rage. Jennifer is injured during the battle and needed blood so Stark extracted some of Bruce's blood and transfused it into her, thus creating She-Hulk.