>delivering pizza on the first day of the new product >The

>>93746752
>smash the pizza right in his face
/thread.

>>93746752
Become a god

>>93746752
Turn around and cry.

>he didn't bring a case of diet Dr kelps in case of customers like him
You deserve to be yelled at for that 2bh
How is supposed to eat that pizza without his drink anyway?

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>>93746752
>turn 360 and
>walk back to his door
>he opens it
>"you forgot your pizza!"
>smash it in his face

>>93746836
>>93747349
>haha I'm so epic. I showed that guy
>oh, I'm fired.
>Oh, I'm being charged with assault
>Oh, I'm being sued by both the customer and my former employer

>>93747387
>what do you do in a cartoon situation?
>apply real life logics

never change /co/

>>93747387
That guy was too much of a pussy to do anything once he realised not everyone would just stand there and take his shit.

>>93747387
Worth it

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>>93746900
get outta here dr.godpig

I honestly would just back up, say "W-we'll get it right next time", drive away, get back to the restaurant's parking lot, and then cry.

>>93746752
ask for a tip

>>93750090
not crying in front of him to gain good boy tendies

>>93746752
>Remember telling Mr. Krabs that the "Free Diet Dr. Kelp with any pizza order and you don't have to even mention whether you want it or not because it's included anyway" promotion we're running was a bad idea because eventually we'd forget to bring it and customers would get all pissy about not getting the Diet Dr. Kelp they really didn't want but expected because it was part of the promotion even after the promotion was over and they shouldn't expect it anymore but they still do.

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>>93750201
i'm guessing this anon works retail

>>93747387
>Being more spineless than an invertebrate

>>93746752
>We're out of Dr. Kelp, is Kelp-Kola okay?

don't give him the pizza then steal his wallet

>>93752612
*and then steal his wallet

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>>93750201
Your post is too real, man.