Suicide Mouse, Dead Bart, and Squidward's Suicide are all

I only like Suicide Mouse because of the aesthetic, the rest is shit.

>>93732739
You are wrong cause none of those 3 are good.

>>93732739
No, Dead Bart's was semi-decent (the virus part was some dumb bullshit they didn't need to add, for starters), and Squidward's Suicide was the moment where it started being overdone and cliché.

Suicide Mouse was okay.

>>93732739
I haven't read the first two, but calling Squidward's Suicide good is so laughable.

>>93732739
No i cant good argument

H Y P E R

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>>93732739
>Suicide Mouse, Dead Bart, and Squidward's Suicide are all good /co/ creepypastas.

Citation needed, nigga.

They're on the same level as Sonic.EXE.

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>>93732739
>Suicide Mouse, Dead Bart, and Squidward's Suicide are all good /co/ creepypastas

No.

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Who is the guy at the end of Suicide Mouse? At the end of the video, after the Russian text appears, it cuts to footage of a man entering a dark room. Who is the man?

THE EYES

>>93734004
I am that man.

>>93732891
R E A L I S T I C

>>93734098
HE'S GETTING ANGRIER

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>>93732739
>shock value and tense swaps: the story is good
Fuck off

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B L O O D E Y E S

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>>93732739
dose this apple count ?

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>>93734004
He's THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL

>>93734394
AND HES FINALLY BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL

Nope, they were all terrible. Especially Dead Bart, whoever wrote that didn't do their research on diskettes.

>>93734308
Happy Appy is so fucking terrible that it ends up turning around full circle and becoming amazing

>>93734564
This

>>93734394
AND HE'S FINALLY BACK, FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

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I could make creepier pasta in 10 mins.
>going to the comic book store
>old man out front
>hands me a blank can with "chef Boyardee" written in marker on it
>I decide to go home and try it out
>open the can
>there's pasta inside
>and more
>noodles start to overflow from the can
>it starts to pour out of the walls
>hyper-realistic spaghetti is falling out of my pockets now
>my body's atoms are reconstituting into noodles
>my skeleton pops out of my body and turns into pasta
>I can barely move, slowly dying
>the phone rings
>I crawl over to it and pick it up
>the voice on the other side is demonic, but I'm able to make out a single sentence before I die
>NOODLES ARE THE BEST, NO DOUBT, CAN'T DENY

>>93734679
CHINESE

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Would Candle Cove be a /co/ creepypasta?

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>>93732739
I liked Suicide Mouse, it just isn't scary. The whole idea of a classic 50's cartoon animated by lovecraftian horrors is really novel. I also like the aesthetic of the Jungle Book Treasure Island story for that same reason.

Dead Bart is 99% cliches, the ending twist is the only cool part. When the scariest part of your story is just a rehashed clip from the show proper you need to reevaluate your writing prowess.

The reason the Family Guy creepypasta works is that it takes the actual show as a basis, rather than an unfeasible 'lost episode' or whatever, and then spins an unsettling story about why certain details were there. There should be more /co/ pastas like that.

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Alright, here's something that's a bit similar to a Creepypasta in feel. I know for a fact this scene actually exists, but it wasn't very interesting

Remember the show Catscratch? This scene was in "Scaredy Cat", the Halloween episode with the aliens.

At the scene where they're in space, Gordon talks to his brothers about how evil has come to cocoon them on Halloween. While this is happening, a small, boxed frame of Hovis dressed up as a rabbit (this is a still shot from another episode) pops up for a few seconds. It's really odd and random; I'm guessing someone on the crew accidentally spliced a part from one episode into another.

I saw this part back when I saw the episode on TurboNick in 2005. However, when I saw a Mega.nz rip taken from Nicktoons Network, it wasn't there. Maybe they scrubbed it out later airings.

Here's proof that it exists:
http://www.tv.com/shows/catscratch/forums/subliminal-message-in-scaredy-cat-20036-199391/

>>93734264
Is this satire because I can't stop laughing at this whenever I read it.

>>93734004
>Russian text

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, destroying the West, one cultural icon at a time

https://youtu.be/cdJX1HNWm74

>>93736634
No, it's serious.

>>93734564
The Aphex Twin guest star part is so fucking bizarre, but it's god damn hilarious

>>93734004
Can someone link to the version of it that has that clip? I've always seen this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE

>>93734786
Yes.

>>93734308
Looks like a deep fried meme

>>93734786
Technically it is. It's also one of the few genuinely good ones.

>>93734786
Are there any other creepypastas that use the same storytelling format as Candle Cove does?

>>93738926
You mean like through forums?

Okay let's just get it over with, what are some creepypasta that you guys think are good?

My favorites are the Quiet Sky; The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas and Psychosis.

>>93739024
The Ashley, Kansas thing was kinda good in the beginning but sputtered out in the end. Quiet Sky is good but not really scary. Psychosis is shit desu.

The real good ones to me are Pale Luna (cliche but restrained and effective), barbie.av (absolute in its refusal to answer any question and thus leaving most of the heavy lifting to you) and Candle Cove

>>93738949
Yeah. It felt unique.

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>>93734004

It's Ash Williams, the "Suicide Mouse" was created by Walt Disney under the demonic influence of The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, that's Ash coming to destroy it. Your welcome.

>>93739024
The only /co/ related one I thought were good was Candle Cove and that one with that guy with a tape editor splicing in snuff into cartoon VHSs and donating them to Goodwill.

My favorite non /co/ creepypastas are No End House, Normal Porn For Normal People, and BOB.

>>93734711

THE CHICKITY CHINESE, THE CHINESE CHICKEN

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What do you guys feel is the issue with most creepypastas? I think they try to hard to add a twist at the end and they try to copy the atmosphere of other more famous works instead of working on their own consistent and unique atmosphere.

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>>93739897
its the one and probably most persistent problem with creepypasta's, kids and tween dickheads not understanding that people appreciate a work a hell of a lot more when its original.

>>93739897
I think it's the obsession with shock value that ruins and (ironically) blunts it's effect

>>93739897
A lot of creepypastas fall into the same trap of needing "more". Most creepypastas are just derivative HYPERREALISM trash that rely on gory images to lure in spooked children for cheap thrills, but a suprising amount are solid core ideas that are ruined by creators that don't know when to quit. Sometimes a good twist can make a story better but usually they're a result of an author who feels his story isn't "scary" enough yet so they add some overly cliche reveal to fill up the word count.

This is the secret brilliance of SCPs. The best SCP's (outside of the elaborate story SCPs) are those which are just a simple concept played out to the full, no more no less. They don't need to be scary, just weird or unusual or unsettling enough to justify needing to be under security.

But in creepypasta land all stories are dragged out until they're "scary" enough to spook 12 year olds into shitposting about them on the internet.

>>93739024
The Whistlers
HumperMonkey's Ghost Story
The one where the camp counselor tells his kids the legend of the bobbing lights on a cliff above the lake they were staying by
One from /v/ about a Russian DOS game that deleted itself from your computer
Not a creepypasta per se, but The Thing on the Fourble Board freaked me the fuck out the first time I heard it

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>Creepypasta thread
Neat.

What does /co/ think of Channel Zero? Any stories do you want made?

>>93739024
Pale Luna. Extra points for dealing with a rare subject, though I guess you had to have played text adventure games in their infancy to really appreciate it.

You never really knew what you were going to get with text adventure games back then, and some of them did have a lot of surprisingly disturbing content.

>>93739024
Does Normal Porn for Normal People even qualify as creepypasta? I mean, it was fucking real. Even without the last video it's creepy as all hell.

>>93740177
This, hands down.
Though the only reason SCP's are good now is that the quality standards are very high, quite a few are deleted. One of the best scps, the ticket (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-342) is fantastic. It has no big twist, no shock value, it's just a cursed ticket causing havoc.

>>93740418
I always wonder what they meant with "Pale Luna smiles wide"

>>93734264
DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR FRIES.

does anyone have any good ideas for a creepypasta?

>>93740835
Have you ever heard of the The Hum?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
https://newrepublic.com/article/132128/maddening-sound

>>93739897
For me, a lot of the most disappointing creepypastas start off really well: lots of compelling mysteries and oddities with spooky implications, good solid story behind putting the character in the situation, and most importantly lots and lots of really creepy atmosphere. But a lot of them check all those boxes and kind of work themselves into a corner where they can't end well. If the writer just stops somewhere without giving an explanation to the weirdness or an extra punch at the end, be it a twist or climax or whatever, then its disappointing and anticlimactic, and the reader leaves feeling like it was just a waste of time. But, on the other hand, if they do try to force a big climax like a spooky monster pops out and chases the character right into a plot convenience that explains all the mysteries were the result of a government experiment or ghost or portal to hell or whatever, then things often suddenly take a turn for the ridiculous and the audience loses the necessary suspension of disbelief and the whole thing just seems stupid. I think it's relatively easy to suck me into reading a pasta that seems to have a good start, but I've got a lot of respect for writers that can avoid ending their pasta on a sour note because that part seems especially difficult.

Some examples of what I'm talking about with "sillier" endings are the Mowgli's Palace pasta and the one about the Godzilla NES game. And I think I recall that opposite problem applying to Ted the Caver, ending with "brb guys" and he just never comes back.

>>93740891
yeah ted the caver was dope

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>>93739024
The best creepypasta I've ever read was Vox and Kind Beau.

>>93740478
Yeah it's real, but have you see the site now? Now that's a horror story

>>93740891
i'm still mad about how NES Godzilla ended. Solid spooky atmosphere and 10/10 sprite work totally fucked by a goosebumps tier ending.

>>93740882
i don't know why but that makes me think of th 52 hertz whale i kind of think there could be a story in that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale

>>93740478
Are you pulling a /x/ and roleplaying right now? I thought it was entirely fictional. I admit I came into the creepypasta scene a little late and didn't catch a lot of the best crazes.

>>93734308
>>93734564
Is there a video of someone reading (and preferably making fun of) the whole thing? I stopped reading after the 9/11 bit and I'm not interested in reading it any further than that myself.

>>93740988
It's a good story but as a creepypasta it fails.It just constantly stretches by disbelief and I feel more like I'm watching a American Horror Story episode than reading a creepypasta. I think the ideal creepypastas should be like Pale Luna or Candle Cove. Short and factual in tone. I mean creepypastas are descended from urban legends, so that's the best form it could take

>>93741075
As far as I know, the pasta was based on a real site that was shut down. Thanks to the popularity of the pasta, it was relaunched some time later and devolved into a shadow of its former self with cringy try hard "horror" videos

>>93741076
Dunno about videos mocking it. I've got one where the reader plays it pretty straight, though. This guy generally does pretty decent pasta readings, in my opinion. The Happy Appy story is split into parts that are separate videos but they should be easy enough to find after the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVbybCu_frw

>>93741075
I saw some of the videos, that shit ain't fake. My favorite Creepastas are those that merely elaborate on things that are already creepy enough on their own.

Like the Russian Sleep Experiment. Did it happen? No, but similar human experiments are pretty much guaranteed to have taken place. It takes something creepy that few people know the details of and makes up a plausible scenario, making it hard to tell what's real and what's fake.

How do you guys feel about The Wyoming Incident?

>>93741075
The story is fake, someone just made the website for the story.

>>93734308
Happy appy is like the hipsters 'so bad it's good' creepypasta


you better watch yourself mean miranda

>>93734264
Does the creepypasta end in gay porn at mcdonalds?

>>93741402
Yes, creepypasta is part of their marketing campaign.

>>93741299
the slowed down news ident sounds cool but thats about it

>>93740310
Only watched a few episodes of the start of the candle cove one with a roommate, and it wasn't worth it to us to keep up with it. Might have tried harder to watch it if it'd come to a streaming service we have like Netflix.

From what I saw, I think I really preferred candle cove as a short pasta. Building a whole show around it seemed like a bad idea from the start, and what I saw didn't convince me otherwise. I wanted to appreciate the puppet show recreations, and I kind of did like some of the puppet designs, but the clips looked too high budget and therefore missed some of the tone and atmosphere in the original story.

I don't think I'd really want to see any of my favorite creepypastas subjected to being expanded into full tv show seasons; things often get too muddled when they need to be stretched and have additional drama and characterizations injected into them.

>>93734264
That may be the worst written story I've ever read

how do you feel about god's mouth?

>>93741299
the images are unsettling but that's about it

>>93734264
>How did McDonald's end up like this?
This is one of those lines that deserves to be iconic

>>93741722
That's probably what he was going for bud

>>93732739
Let me just get this thread over with quickly.

There is no such thing as a good creepypasta.

It's either not scary enough to become anything noteworthy, or it turns out popular and gains a fandom that wants to constantly rip it off.

>>93741847
>none of them are good because i said so

>>93741847
>It's bad because it's popular meme
fuck off

>>93741299
That one was fake, now the WKCR hijacking is creepier since it actually happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cse-fqzAOlw

1999.

>>93742215
>last update was in 2015
RIP Elliot

>>93742215
FUCK. that one. Gave me proper chills. This along with barbie.av were the few to genuinely creep me out. Except 1999 was scarier since the protagonist was clearly in danger

>>93732739
What? People were supposed to take these seriously? I thought they were meant to be fun?

>>93742421
They are meant to be fun. But theres no fun if you don't take them seriously

>>93742188
the wyoming incident is more convincing than this

>>93742898
agree, except wkcr actually happened

What do you guys think of Nightmind?

And as for rel pastas, what do you think about Petscop and Alan Tutorial?

>>93741299
The videos themselves look and sound creepy, but then when you get deeper into the actual story behind them, it becomes clear that it's a convoluted mess without any clear direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UghBGvPepSQ
This guy explains everything, and praises it as being a great ARG series, but personally I just think it's shit. Watching just the videos without context is the best way to experience this.

>>93739024
Lemon Blossom Girl

Is Abandoned By Disney /co/? That has always been my favorite creepypasta

>>93742948
aren't both of those ARG's

>>93743273
Petscop is a playthrough of a game, Alan Tutorial I could see being an ARG with twitter and whatnot beig involved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6RK8o1fcs

>>93740891
The ending of Abandoned By Disney was disappointing, but I feel like the author did salvage it a bit with the other installments. Still a little too unrealistic, but at least it made sense in context.

A Few Suggestions is the best installment of that series, and it's because it does the exact thing you suggest here. Build up the creepy atmosphere and let the audience fill in the rest, no jumpscare monsters.

How to make terrible creepypasta: A beginner's guide

1. "it gave me a bad vibe" type shit before anything actually happens
2. "Curse" shit, i/e "my parents died after watching spongebob!"
3. using hyper-realistic as a description of images
4. Using blood imagery like it's a fucking period piece
5. haunted tvshow/game/object talking to the main character
6. Overdescribing stupid details, i/e "his eyes looked like bleached golf balls with cracks on the 4th polar quadrant"

>>93734679
jesus fuck that is terrifying.

>>93743230
Night Mind is really the best way to get into the Wyoming Incident. What were the stories about "dark muses"/black eyed kids though?

>>93743252
Abandoned by Disney was good because it had a long, slow buildup that just hit you with an over-the-top cheesy ending. The sequels are some of Slimebeast's weaker writings though.

Essential Slimebeast:
>Abandoned by Disney
>Wobble World
>Skull and Crossbow
>Afterpeople

Anything else?

>>93739024
Back when I use to listen to MCP a shitload there were a few that had given me the spooks for a few days that I can't think of the names of. Some of my favorite popular ones include Candle Cove, The Harbinger Experiment, Puppetmasters Regime and Penpal.

>>93739897
The Slimbeast effect where everyone thinks they can write a creepy ending but it comes out like how this anon said
>>93740891

>>93740310
It was an alright series. They should have left Candle Cove out of it and played around with another popular pasta that doesn't already has a good meta-fictional series like Marble Hornets.

>>93735031
That one was a good one because they kept it at least vaguely believable.

>>93734963
The other reason it works better than other lost episode pastas is that it doesn't go overboard with the supernatural or gore. What gore that is mentioned in the story is not far off from what an average Family Guy episode would do, so it still sounded plausible. There was no bullshit spliced frames or lost episode video that magically appeared out of nowhere or something like that.

>>93732739
>prove me wrong
>protip you can't

Sure, I can. These were the progenitors of a shitty genre of creepypasta that relied more on "lol this is a subversion of what you EXPECT from shows but with creepy graphics and soundtrack" than anything actually interesting. They were never good, just the first of something shitty.

>>93740177
>but a suprising amount are solid core ideas that are ruined by creators that don't know when to quit.

That's exactly it. Let's take a look at Dead Bart:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Bart

As clumsy as this is (case in point: the virus that destroys his computer) with a bit of editing I think this could be better.

But then there was the sequel:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/A_Dead_Bart_Update

And it didn't fucking add anything we didn't already guess from the first one and anything new was basically now lost episode creepypasta cliches.

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>>93732739
>Suicide Mouse, Dead Bart, and Squidward's Suicide are all good /co/ creepypastas
all lost media pasta are shit, there are so shit that they set /x/ on the path to being it's currant bland schizophrenic man-child self.
>sooo many autistic lil shitbags who couldn't wrap their defective half ounce of gray matter around the concept of "fiction"

>>93732739
>/co/ creepypastas
>/co/
rofl

>>93743854
/x/ is bad because it's just autismos who want to summon ghost prostitutes, not because of creepypasta.

Also flat earth dipshits.

>>93740274
>The Thing on the Fourble Board

oddly adorable ending

>>93743962
back in '09-early '10 it was still more creepyfun than mental illness, it was the lost media crappy pasta wave that heralded the tardening, before you could textually abuse most of the "gib reel mijik now or ah reeportz u" faggot, but after there were faggots lamenting that they were suspecting that "marble hornets" was a hoax every day, and then it just got dumber and dumber, and that faggot m00t wouldn't do shit.

>>93734394
HIS COCONUT GUN FIRES IN SPURTS.

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While most scps are great, I'd like to remind you guys that not all of them are made by people with thinking brains
Take a look at this hot pile of shit for example
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166

Nothing will ever beat SCP-666-J

>like a pasta
>it gets turned into a book
>it's the same story but told shitter

>>93732739
>Suicide Mouse, Dead Bart, and Squidward's Suicide are all good /co/ creepypastas
>Prove me wrong
i can and will. a majority of the spook factor from creepypastas is the idea that they take place in the real world and have some sort of basis in reality. dead bart has no basis in reality thanks to its sequel, yes, it has a sequel, thanks to the passage of time. we know everyone didn't die in 2013 so all suspension of disbelief is gone. squidward's suicide has no basis in reality because it's entirely unrealistic that an unpaid intern, who seems to be something of an anomaly in space-time if the sheer amount of fucking tense swaps is anything to go by, to be given early access to spongebob episodes. and suicide mouse doesn't even list a fucking phone number or e-mail to contact the guy with despite asking to do so. the stories are poorly written garbage that try to make wacky cartoon characters scary and fail miserably every time. you cannot make spongebob scary. you cannot make mickey mouse scary. you cannot make the simpsons scary. if you think these stories are scary, you're not only stupid, but a giant pussy.

>>93734786
Is Candle the Cove the one that's been constantly updated for years?

I kinda dislike it just for that, because at some point you gotta end that shit.

>>93744372
obviously a -j

>>93744372
This is my fetish desu

>>93741076
https://youtu.be/YAyzcmP8k5o

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>>93744921
>One man's creepypasta is another man's fetish

>>93734160
E Y E S

>>93744372
Take any SCP that's below 1000 with a large heap of salt. There's a lot that's good around there, but in general the site was still trying to find the proper tone and quality varies wildly since there wasn't much quality control back then.

Not to say some shit doesn't still get through, but at least most of the time it's well written shit.

It's interesting how hipsterdom makes fringe opinions change.

For what it's worth, Squidward's Suicide is absolutely a high point of the genre.

>>93745601
>Manage to get two SCP articles on the site
>Neither of them are horror related

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>>93745438
>implying a shitty oc succubus is a creepy pasta

>>93744772
>implying Candle Cove can't be as long as "Young and Restless" is
kektus maximus

>>93744772
you're thinking of 1999
>>93746280
it really isn't

I honestly love when creepypasta make use of other medium aside from a written narrative and when they leave some things to the imagination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>>93746618
The "its in the light" poem killed the mood for me desu. Ruined the subtlety

>>93746686
I honestly think I'm used to lowering my expectations when it comes to creepypasta and horror in general because even most of the time there'll always be something that stops them from being 100% amazing, hell that seems to be my take on most horror in general lately.

>>93746794
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

Contingency is much better IMO

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What's the difference between hyper realistic and just realistic
How can something realistic be hyper

>>93746806
This wants me to play Fallout every time I see it

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>>93746806
I do love the ambiguity that Contigency ended with but I guess I am just a sucker for end of the world type scenarios, I do wish more authors tried to play around with different media like Local 58 did, or that Chainsawsuit had kept doing them honestly or that at the very least he woul fucking update Broodhollow

>>93746904
I really like multimedia horror stuff too.

What was the name of that channel that had the triply goat honey video and other weird shit

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>>93732739
Squidward's Suicide is not the best, its grammar sucks at time, but it does get too much hate. It's a fine one-off story, why do you people expect something like an urban legend not to be silly? The thought of somebody killing little kids and then editing their photos into a fucked up episode they made was creepy back when I read it (fuck, that was almost ten years ago already).

>>93745438
There was that one creepypasta on some site about a girl that would turn people into inanimate objects. This is how I discovered one of my fetishes.

>>93744696
Enlighten me anon, what should non-pussies be scared of then?

>>93747149
Not interested!

>>93747187
Taxes

>>93747212
>being scared of any normal citizen's responsibility
Pussy.

>>93747189
is this a universal reply to any sort of argument?

>>93743325
This is all basic shit. There are loads of terrible creepypastas without any of these.

>>93747239
Anon, I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzHtrRUEKM0

>>93743320
>A Few Suggestions is the best installment of that series, and it's because it does the exact thing you suggest here. Build up the creepy atmosphere and let the audience fill in the rest, no jumpscare monsters.
This.

>>93747335
What?

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>>93746280
>Squidward's Suicide
>High point of the genre

>>93742948
I dunno why but Petscop bored the shit out of me.

>>93747396
Of the genre of lost episodes, that is.

>>93747352
0:22

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Everyone follows a formula rather than thinking of something theirselves. Take the earth for instance; some people think it's flat, others think it's round but in reality you have to imagine the globe with the continents smeared on the inside of the globe, rather than the outside

The sun is an immortal man. That is, he looks like a really ideal human, even if he doesn't act it- he's an obesssive compulsive who kills people for annoying his Yoga. He moves from one end of the bridge to the other tocause the reasons, and around the bridge in a spiral pattern to cause the day-night cycle. His court is the Moon, the planet and the stars

The bridge is a cover for a blackhole, and space is stretched exponentially in a gradient towards it. So, on the bridge, there's more space than on the Earth's surface. The Sun is closer to the Earth's surface - on the edge of the bridge, hanging off the railing with his face uncomfortably close to us.

No star comes close to the poles, and so they stay frozen - the Sun is clearly biased toward looking at the North pole. But, when the glacier cracks, the resulting iceberg floats to the lowest elevation - which isn't the poles. Antarctica and Arctica have the highest average elevations of all continents. Only water vapor floats to the poles. Gravity is the weakest force, and EM bonding and Energy in newtons controls the position of an object within the sphere - if you increase your altitude, you increase your potential energy. And gaining altitude requires the addition of Energy, or rather it's conversion into potential energy.

The potential energy represents the newtons with which you'd impact the Earth if you fell from that altitude. Changing planetary orbits entails changing your potential energy relative to two objects.

>>93746868
That's one reason this pasta (rightfully) became a meme.
The only time hyperrealism is used is in discussing postmodern philosophy and critical theory

>>93742188
>>93742947
>since it actually happened
Eh yes and no. Yes, because even if it happened it may have been just typical college fuckery on part of the students running the station at the time, and no because the original source was /x/ (afaik) and those guys tend to really have a love for making wacky OC shit like that.

>>93747561
Yeah when I said it actually happened, I was taking into account the fact that it's more likely some art piece done by some students. Some of the names read were supposedly those who died in a plane crash or something

>>93747611
Not only that, the rythmn of the chant sounds like some Roman Catholic rites

>>93747611
Still, they did a pretty good job even with the technology of the time.

>>93747407
I'm just hoping the fucker who made these videos (and possibly by extent the game itself) would just cough up the ISO one day and leave the rest of the clue solving to ourselves.

What people forget is that suicidemouse was pretty much the first lost episode pasta. Back on /x/ in '08 it was fun to think about.

>>93741192
No, it was a pasta first, way long ago. Some cunt made a website with vaguely similar videos some years later and made it popular with creepypasta children. If it's been taken down now, good.

>>93747439
And here is our resident schizophrenic, please don't feed them before they take their medications

>>93734308
Was this an actual show or no?

it's not a /co/ pasta, but what ever happened to Sad Satan? I remember that being decently big for a few days or so and then I never heard about it again.

There is one thing which has always bothered me:
Whats the deal with creepypastas and file extensions? It's like people think something is automatically more creepy if it has .exe or .avi slapped to it.
Is there a psychological reasoning behind this?
Like the extension representing a dark secret behind a cryptic looking word in form of a file, thus making it more mystical looking?
Or am I just reading too much into this?

>>93749744
>Like the extension representing a dark secret behind a cryptic looking word in form of a file, thus making it more mystical looking?

This is probably correct

>>93749744
It just comes from the old classic pastas about found files that you don't know from where they came.

>>93749744

Somebody did it first and then everybody copied it mindlessly because creepypasta writers are retards.

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>>93734963
>it takes the actual show as a basis, rather than an unfeasible 'lost episode' or whatever, and then spins an unsettling story about why certain details were there. There should be more /co/ pastas like that.

Not a /co/ pasta, but this uses some of those same elements.

>>93734394
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS SQUID HAS A HYPER-REALISTIC FACE

>>93735089
link is dead

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>>93739024
Arkansas, Burrgrr, Cave Children, The Thing that Stalks the Fields, Anansi's Goatman Story, Psychosis, Dogworld(?), and [spoilers]BLOOD WHISTLE[/spoilers]

>>93742215
>>93742397

I'd like 1999 more if it wasn't so awkwardly written.

>>93739024
Skipper's Bin

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Here's the lost Scooby Doo episode you weren't meant to see or hear about! Totally spoopy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>>93743320
A Few Suggestions is weird, at times funny, and paced horrendously. Seriously we get built up this weird slowly mentally/physically degenerating mascot employee shitting up the park and then in the last suggestion we skip a huge period of time to after all the real shit goes down.

>>93742948
Great guy, love him and his voice the furry fuck

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>>93732739
Remember Pokemon Black? This is him now. Feel old yet?

>>93739024
i recently read XORAX, and its fucking amazing.

>>93734182
*menacing music intensifies*
STOOOOOOO-

>>93734711
ANYTHING GOES, EVEN CHINESE

>>93741299
I think the fact that the original blog was about murdering people is the scarier part.

>>93744602
What pasta?

>>93742948
I want to fuck the shapeshifting demon cat

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VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY
DETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILED

>tfw I'm too scared to try Squidward's Suicide
hold me /co/

>>93739024
not co related but I was always partial to an egg

>>93750420
>same writer
No wonder it's shit.

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>>93732739
>Suicide Mouse
>Dead Bart
>Squidward Suicide
>Good
No. They're LITERALLY all "Employee was sucidal or some shit, drew an edgy hyper realistic cartoon and then committed sudoku and the cartoon was some how leaked". If you want to a good lost media creepypasta then go check out "1999".

>>93744772
No, Candle Cove is short and to the point. After all, it's the ending that made it so popular. There've been like a thousand spin-offs that go on forever though, like with most successful creepypastas.

>>93752568
Extended pastas destroy the feel. The medium was meant to be short and impactful, not a cinematic adventure.

>>93739024
Russian Sleep Experiment, NoEnd House, Little Black Bugs, I'm a 911 Operator, Penpal, My Erection Lasted Longer Than 4 Hours.

That last one is just.. holy fuck man.

>>93752623
That's why I like it though. It feels like I'm reading an actual blog post. It's like the whole "I am God" thread that happened on /x/ a while back. You want updates and you want to know what happens next. I can appreciate both forms of creepypastas though.

>>93741784
Why didn't they BRING A DAMN ROPE

>>93734264
>McDonalds is locked
>Pull out gun and shoot lock
Want me to tell you how I know this story takes place in America?

>>93745601
A good chunk of the first few SCP's are actually pretty good. Like 682, 049, and a few others.

>>93734264
>Car running out of gas
>Go into McDonalds
>After everything happens pull out the gas I had in the back the entire time
This has to be tongue in cheek

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>>93750330
>daphne dressed like a clown
I didn't know i wanted it

>>93745438
I remember this one creepypasta where there were these researchers in a cave. They were getting stalked by some kind of little furry monsters or some shit, and then the woman researcher snaps, takes off her clothes, goes to the monsters and gets "violated." I even remember there being this line about how one of the monsters "wouldn't stop thrusting" or some shit.

>>93744372
>Pretty girl with religious values is so rare that it's literally considered a monster
I'm never finding a wife lads

Anyone remember the cave scp that if you went through it you wound up in a different dimension but yours died if you came back

>>93732739

suicide mouse and dead bart were okay, but squidward's suicide is fucking retarded. why would he use a shotgun? would have been much better if he got nekt or something.

>>93742215
it was good at first, but as soon as it was reviled the TV channel was a killer it just became "my dad's friend found a new tape"

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How would YOU have ended the Godzilla creepypasta?

>>93734963
I agree. It's one of my favorite creepypastas and I don't even like Family Guy.

>>93753116
No dead girlfriend shit. It was all good up until that point.

>>93753116
By having the dead gf come back just for a blowjob

>>93739983
Personally, I think it's the twist and the cliches. Once I was reading a great creepypasta with an interesting mystery and the build up all lead to "all the girls in town are getting kidnapped and raped by the males in town because of the water or some bullshit". Instantly went from a solid 8 to a 2. I don't even hate rape in stories but I fucking hate shock value for the sake of shock value. It's easy and cheap. Just like how Glenn from the Walking Dead died just for the shock value because people eat that shit up.

>>93752978
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935
My personal favorite.
>Inb4 some idiot talks about how they kill "it" at the end

>>93747187
i'm not an expert on what exactly is, or rather should be, scary, but i know for a fact that children's cartoon shows are at the bottom of that list. next to like fuzzy cotton balls and pencil erasers.

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JOOOOOOLIAN

>>93753116
Kill off Red earlier and have different demons/monsters show up as the story progresses. Don't make what's going on clear until the end. Make there be a point to the face parts. Make the experience more relatable than "a demon killed my girlfriend and is now haunting my game".

>>93741280
>>93752747

The Russian Sleep Experiment is a great example how you can ruin a perfectly good story with a sudden change in tone.
It's entire creepiness is based on the concept of seeing the side effects of the scientists creation unfold.
The side effects seem medical in nature, without being too over the top to create a disruption in the suspension of disbelief. All of this could theoretically happen in real life.
And then they suddenly ruin everything in the last sentences of the story by being all faux deep by saying that they all just became mad because "We only sleep to keep the eldrich abomination of madness in humankind at bay".
The fact that the last prisoner was even able to talk because he seems to be possessed was ridiculously out-of-place. Sad because it started really well.

>>93753378
The author recently wrote a fifth chapter for Borrasca (the rape pasta you're talking about) and it ended up playing out more like an action movie than an actual scary story. It was still decently written but I think I preferred the ending of the fourth chapter

>>93739645
>>93740478
I don't get this love for this one. It's just a bunch creepy videos.

>>93753793
Oh that sounds awful. I'm assuming the main protagonist went back to the town with guns and shit and tried to free all the rape victims or something.

>>93753494
Get your retarded lets play references out of here

>>93753419
Thanks anon

>>93753827
Everything was cooler and more interesting back 8 years ago when it was just an /x/ thing and you didn't get piles and piles of the same thing written over and over and talked about by 15 year olds on YouTube.

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>>93752540
Toby wrote that shit?

>>93753974
Remember when creepypastas were about demons and entities and not edgy ocs and countless sonic.exe knockoffs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_Zero_(TV_series)

isn't it a bit late for this

>>93753863
Yeah pretty much

>>93734004
Bill Clinton

>>93754037
I always preferred the non-supernatural creepy stuff. Even lost media pastas when they were minimal were enjoyable to think about.

Thoughts on This House Has People In It?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I

>>93739641
The only logical explanation.

>>93754314
Deepest lore, deeper than Mario

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>>93734004
>>93754192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8ODp8T8
I still miss him guys ;_;

>>93753116
Godzilla is the fucking king of the monsters and the creepypasta is the game trying to create more and more monsters to throw at you after you finally defeat Red, causing the game to become more corrupted and advanced in its graphic style, eventually creating a physical, visible corruption on the cartridge itself. The game eventually realizes it can't defeat Godzilla, but it can definitely kill you, so the corruption gets into the player's lungs or something and he dies.

The story ends up being about the player's hubris, believing that because he defeated Red he was able to conquer the game entirely, when in reality, he was only commanding the Godzilla character to do it and he was in no real control.

>>93734004
Your mom.

>>93755915
>and he dies.
fuck off with that. first of all stories where the main character was dead all along and is writing the story from beyond the grave are the worst. second of all not every horror story needs life or death stakes in order to be scary, especially not something about a dang video game.

>>93755984
Wait he can't die at the end and your reasoning is
>Then who wrote the story
It's a fucking story
There's only two ways a story like that ends, either he wins, or he loses. It's not very scary if he wins.

Or did you prefer the dead girlfriend ending?

The Animal crossing creepy pasta will always be my favorite and I'm not even sure it was a creepy pasta

>>93755984
I know and that's what fucking ruined God's Mouth and The Pocket.

>>93756040
i'd prefer a dead girlfriend ending to "he was dead all along a spooky ghost wrote the story woooooo." if you're writing a story from a first person perspective that's supposed to take place within the realms of reality, like a creepypasta, fuck off with that shit, it kills suspension of disbelief. oh and you can make winning against the bad guy scary or at least have scary implications for the character. take marble hornets and tribetwelve for example. at the end of marble hornets, yes, tim is clearly alive and manages to kill alex, but he's clearly not alright and it's implied he's going to keep spreading the operator sickness and hurting more people. in the first season finale of tribetwelve noah survives the collective's attempt to kill him sure, but he learns that one day he will become a member of the collective and lose everything. it's almost like the excuse of not being able to make something scary because "haha it's just a story" is a shitty excuse for poor writers who can't make something scary without it popping out and killing everyone involved. fuck that noise.

>>93734963
Link?

>>93752899
682 is terrible and everything thats wrong with early SCP's. Between that and Abel driving half the "SCP interaction and recovery" stories it seemed like half the site wanted it to be an anime-influened war between superpowered beings and various goofy nefarious organizations.

There is nothing interesting about a giant invincible evil monster whose only important features are that its invincible and evil. The additional tests on that thing drove everyone who wanted to create another lame superhero reality bender to throw at this thing.

>>93756705
682 always came off as boring, but necessary to me. Not an interesting SCP in and of itself, but it can help highlight abilities or limits of other SCPs, and sort of keep a cap on how overpowered things are allowed to get.
Still don't really get why people are fascinated by it as it own thing though.

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>>93743413
>Wobble World

Is that the one about the cannibal amusement park, or am I thinking of something else?

>>93734264
This is the creepypasta thread, not the Los Angeles memoir thread.

>>93756286
I legit forgot the godzilla shit was first person

>>93756705
It's really clear that a lot of bad-era SCP is really tryhard TV Tropes/That Guy With the Glasses type crossing between mid 2000s edgelord anime and witty, "quirky" Joss Whedon humor.

>>93753441
Some people are scared of clowns and dolls. Fear is subjective.

>>93740418
Could you point someone in the direction of some interesting early text based adventure games?

>>93753591
>The side effects seem medical in nature, without being too over the top to create a disruption in the suspension of disbelief. All of this could theoretically happen in real life.
nope
the story states the removing of the abdominal organs of subjects, but their digestive tracts are still somehow working, which is bullshit

>>93756074
Well it is widely considered a creepypasta but techincally it has all the traits of a fanfiction.

>>93757269
clowns and dolls, dolls especially, factor into the uncanny valley so some people are hardwired to dislike them just by looking at them. now the idea of clowns and dolls aren't scary on their own, but they can be creepy to just look at.

>>93756705
>>93756872
In order for something to be interesting, you gotta give it flaws. The only flaw 682 has is that it's stuck in this world full of creatures he hates, but that was barely ever explored upon beyond the "Im so edgy I hate everythin" bullshit.

>>93754040
is it wirth watching? its got intruiging ads

>>93752747
The last one is great. Based on a niche but legitimate fear, disgusting, and I like when these stories have some kind of happy ending

>>93743325
>"it gave me a bad vibe" type shit before anything actually happens

This one isn't always so bad. When the character is speaking in hindsight after the terrible events have occurred, this is the normal reaction for someone in their position to have. Lots of people say "I always knew such and such was trouble" after the fact because that's just how recollection works, we always like to think we were properly suspicious of bad things before shit went bad even if we actually weren't. But, yeah, if it's the case where it's a diary entry setup happening in real time and the character says "ooo, i have bad vibes" before they have any reason to, that's a fair thing to raise an eyebrow at.

>Using blood imagery like it's a fucking period piece
Are you making a stupid menstruation joke or do you really not understand what the term "period piece" actually means?

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If this had a single red or green pixel you'd all be fucked.

>>93732899
my favorite part of vidya related creepypastas is that just having a bit of technical knowledge renders them completely retarded

there's that famous morrowind one where the guy uses dosbox to play it

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while not /co/, BEN was GOAT in it's early stages but really shit the bed as it went on
>Unsettling quirks and glitches in the game that weren't too out there
>turns into muy moon worshipping suicide cult
Disappointing

>>93756872
It's never been used for this purpose. Almost all of the "vs 682" stories have been things that should've been able to kill 682 regardless of its resilience, but didn't because of plot armor. The only experiments that are well written were either shooting him with powerful conventional/experimental weapons that just didn't work fast/powerful enough to stop him from regenerating, or using SCPs that obviously weren't going to work.

>>93748672
No.

>>93760066
Sadly true. I think the issue with 682 is more how it's used, rather than the SCP itself though. Like Abel is stupid, both in concept AND execution, but 682 is an okay concept, but never used very well.

>>93753441
That's the point. When you take something that isn't meant to be traditionally scary and inject scary elements into it, it often winds up more scary because your mind is fooled by the juxtaposition of opposing elements of threatening and non-threatening. This is why many horror stories and movies use shit like creepy little kids. Kids aren't traditionally or logically scary, so it's extra freaky when you make them act creepy vs just using an adult who you might expect creepy shit from.

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>CTRL+F "goatman"
>1 of 1 results

y'all niggas need to step up on your /x/philia.

This story's probably one of the best to come out of /x/, especially since how that place has gone to shit. Just don't bother with the shitty Kickstarted video adaptation of the story; I'm not even an SJW-type and I hate that they made it a bunch of white kids rather than black.

>>93734004
Phone.

>>93757047
I honestly have a hard time getting into creepy pastas that aren't first person, so I more or less consider them the default.

When the spookiness hinges on being accepted as realistic and accepted as a real event that actually occurred, it needs to either have some form of first person narrator, or be a collection of evidence presented by an editor that serves as a first person narrator. If the narrator is omniscient then the whole thing is presented as entirely fictitious from the get go and therefore becomes much less spooky.

>>93760528
More recently I've been consuming most of my favorite creepypastas in youtube audio form, and unfortunately none of the readers I know of can get the proper inner city accent down required for this. It's really a shame.

>>93760780
Ask polarnasu, he's pretty good at impressions and accents.

>>93760780
It's probably because few of them are actually reading the story as the people in the stories. They only read them as stories to be read.

>>93760461
i get that's what the pastas are going for but it almost never works with media that's so established and ingrained in our society. you can make the IDEA of certain benign childish things scary, like a puppet show with candle cove or, if you're a normie whose idea of "scary" is "JUMPSCARE", animatronic kids characters like in that one series of video games that furries love. shit like squidward's suicide fails at this and pastas like it hinge exclusively on shock value, despite the fact that kids being murdered has NOTHING to do with the fact that it's a spongebob squarepants story, or even worse, just the imagery alone of "it's a classic childhood character but he was doing something SPOOKY." "mario was covered in blood, isn't that SCAAAARY?" no, that's that racist mario video with like a hundred million views. established family friendly media is almost impossible to make scary and it's why something like petscop will always be better than anything like sonic.exe or blood whistle.

>>93754506
>WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES

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Spongebob Bootleg is the superior pasta

>>93760528
Innawoods are my favourite but do they count as creepypastas?

>>93752865
They went to McDonald's?

>>93734004
my dad

>>93761177
Yes. They are pastas and they are creepy. There really isn't a whole lot of necessary criteria.

>>93752747
>My Erection Lasted Longer Than 4 Hours.
Thanks for that.

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>>93761025
..................Is it a gif? Does he blink?

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>>93761459
>filename says it's a png
>asks if it's a gif

>>93761510
>File: Spoiler Image (212 KB, 696x402)

>>93750330
>>93752955
clown girls are totally my fetish

>>93740677

I assume it's meant in reference to the moon on the night that the girl was buried.

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>>93761561
Holy shit you are new. Hover your mouse over the words "spoiler image" and then lurk for a few weeks before you make a new post.

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>>93761433
When I heard MCP narrate that, I legit started going crazy when the needle and leeches were brought in. I grabbed my head and started rocking it back and forth. All I wanted was for it to end. It was just that horrifying to me.

>>93740310
The twist was too telegraphed, they showed everything in the 2nd episode then tried to make it a shocking moment in the next 3 when they address them. The tooth monster was forced literally. It was apparently made to be used in Hanibal, but they never ended up using it. It felt like more could have actually been based around the creepypasta and they strayed too far to make the series longer than it needed to be. I think Channel Zero would be better as a tales from the crypt or twilight zone knock off than trying to make each season based on one short story.

>>93734308
Happy Appy was actually good until it started updating. The original episodes were gud

>>93761671
I think if I live to be old I'll just live my potentially unfunctioning dick.

>>93761689
>The tooth monster was forced literally. It was apparently made to be used in Hanibal, but they never ended up using it.

I was wondering where the fuck that thing came from.

>>93734786
Candle Cove is technically /tv/, since they're all puppets rather than cartoons.

>>93732739
>Conspiracy theory: EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Explain that shit to me.

>>93761853
puppets are /co/ and have been for a long time.

>>93761901
Nihilism, maaaan

>>93734679
This was an average at best pasta until that final greentext appeared

>>93734963
Which pasta?

>>93763027

see >>93735031

>>93739024
Ted the Caver.

>>93752949
Hello newfriend!

>>93752865
Because they're in LA?

>>93756437
see >>93735031

That shit was 100% retarded the day it showed up

t. exiled /x/ oldfag

Where does Petscop rank?

>>93761606
This one just creeps me out thinking about it, good pasta

Fucking loser ghosts haunting video games and shit. I mean if u died and become a spirit why the fuck would you haunt a videogame? Hahahahahaha just so that some fat neckbeard can get slightly spooked when u make the character move a little weird wit your ghost powers. Hahavahhahaha

i am enjoying this thread

bump

>>93734308
>>93761731
You're a fucking retard. The author of Happy Appy went into it with the intent of writing the worst creepypasta ever.

If you enjoyed it in anything but an ironic sense, you are probably 13 or retarded.

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>>93732739
Actually, they were always shit. People were shitposting DAD BRET threads the moment the story was written.

The "premise" of a haunted lost episode is perfectly fine. The execution in ANY of those stories is not.

Kill yourself if you think otherwise you twelve year old Redditor

>>93761606
Well from "Pale Luna smiles wide" you can get the name Paulsen, the girl who was murdered

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>>93742948
Speaking of Nightmind, would Lasagna Cat be considered a creepypastsa? He makes some valid points for it in his video on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DZfYAGdzPI&t=1328s

>>93742948
only Nightmind video I ever saw was the one he did about that Hey Kids youtube channel, but I thought it was a good video. What ever happened with that channel, by the way? I remember seeing it got taken down a while ago but I just checked and it's back up again.

>>93742948
>Nick Nockturne will never make sweet love to you while whispering to you in that voice.

Squidward's Suicide is just silly. Even if I ignore the bad grammar or how implausible a lot of it is, the biggest issue is how phenomenally unscary it is. It's not really thrilling or compelling or anything. It doesn't help that I don't really find suicide scary at all. It just sounds like someone's describing an edgy youtube poop than anything truly horrifying.

>>93744372
I've jacked it to that SCP before, but not only is it a shitty concept it's a daughter of one of the old author self insert characters.

>>93739024
The no end house and candle cove are good, the final twist the cell phone game being the jew kid acting as a nazi as his form of protection is really good, it makes the story going from a meh to ohhh shieeet for me

And then it comes part 2 where it shits over all the damn original story giving everyone super powers and stands

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>>93767269
as a Garfield fan i feel...disturbed.

>>93746868
Its when your shitty Plasma screen TV starts playing 4K 3D shit

>>93734786
What is flapjack?

https://youtu.be/g8pt4W3n5XY

>>93753419
>one of the few SCPs (that I've read at least) with named locations and it takes place in my state
Feels weird man

>>93768478

>Garfield fan

Now I'm the one who's disturbed.

>>93747187
Dying before their work is compete

>>93747187
Student debts and dying job prospects.

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>>93769111
I just like Garfield since my childhood, it's my guilty pleasure.

>>93747439
wat

>>93749744
Well I don't know about you guys but I'm mortified of .exe files I'm not familar with.

It's a stretch but .exe = executable = execution.

>>93769338
>>93769576
Fucking pussies

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>>93767317
Goddamn it dude, now you're giving me sexual thoughts.

>>93760528
It's my personal favorite in general. I even managed to get my roommate afraid of skinwalkers and goatmen when I told him about it.

Favorite Creepypasta narrator?

>>93775015
CreepsMcPasta

Only trouble it it's hard for me to think of many good examples that perfectly suit his voice and accent, because many pastas canonically take place in america, so I'm going to choose an example that technically isn't pasta because I can't think of other good ones that suit his voice off the top of my head just now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2_IcxML-gc&list=PLv9iCn2Xj5oMQehcLhp8SxJ9tGH3zFVZ1&t=12s&index=1

>>93760461
I never found kids scary in horror movies though. They can stare and mumble and talk in unison and spaz out and be weird and do whatever the fuck they want, but if they come at me I know I could just jam my foot so far up their ass that it would actually, literally kick out their teeth, because they're fucking children.

>>93764495
I started to enjoy Petscop more when I skipped to the last few entries, when he learns to shut the fuck up. I really hate, hate, hate it when something interesting happens and the narrator/actor keeps going OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS SHITS SO FUCKED WOW OH MY GOD WOW WHAT THE FUCK LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHITS SO FUCKED WOW THIS SHITS FUCKED UP OH MY GOD

Also it irritated me at first because he didn't even try to replicate the whole PS1's wobbly janky graphical rounding issue, which makes it really obvious and breaks immersion from the first five seconds that the game is built in unity and not the PS1 game he's claiming it to be. He could have just claimed it was a PC game from the late 90's and it would have worked just as well without being as irritating to people who actually had playstations.

>>93776352
His reactions were perfect. He didn't scream or freak the fuck out or anything, he reacted the way any normal person would. I kinda miss something weird happening and him going "uh."

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https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_Zero_(TV_series)
>candle cove got adapted into a 6 episode miniseries

>>93776166
Personally, I'm a very small and weak person so I don't generally get the mentality "I could just kick the crap out of this thing so therefore it's not scary," because I never think in terms of whether or not I can kick the crap out of something.

>>93776166
you could just step on a centipede, that doesn't stop them from being creepy and potentially harmful should one bite you with its giant venomous mandibles. doesn't exactly apply to cartoon characters, but i'll be honest, i forget how we got to this point of the conversation.

>>93777216
Don't step on centipedes. That can make it worse. Some species of centipedes have pheromones that attract all other centipedes in the area to their corpse once they get squished.

>see cockroach while in public
>acquaintance yells at me "anon, step on it!"
>I aint stepping on that thing
>calmly look for a disposable napkin to catch it with
>acquaintance steps on it and squashes it, grinding the guts with their shoes
>"god, anon, why do have to be such an overly sensitive pussy?? it's just a freaking bug"
>enjoy tracking cockroach eggs back to your house on the bottom of your shoe, bitch

>>93777430
I once swatted a fly with my bare hand and came away with writhing baby maggots all over and between my fingers. Now I make sure I have a napkin or something first.

>>93777430
>Some species of centipedes have pheromones that attract all other centipedes in the area to their corpse once they get squished.
that seems counterintuitive to not getting other centipedes squished

>>93777593
I dunno what evolutionary purpose it's supposed to serve, but I'm still not taking my chances with centipedes.

>>93753116
Red actually coming out of the fucking game and the protagonist having to beat the living shit out of the creature


Also, the guy who gave him the cartridge walking in and just gets torn to shreds by red

>>93777822
>Also, the guy who gave him the cartridge walking in and just gets torn to shreds by red
like that part in the shining where hallorann comes back just to get an axe in the chest

>>93739024
I liked 1999 up to the part where the police showed the tapes. Everything after was so bad I don't even consider it canon.

>>93777987
Yes. I want that to happen. I loved Godzilla NES and red gives me some chills whenever I see that face. Add that with some of the music described and it's one of the best creepypastas. Too bad the "muh dead GF" happened and it made the story feel cliché.

Best part is still the final section with the organic level. Creeps me out but it's intriguing

Anyone else remember Pokemon Lost Silver? It's pretty bad, especially with how they explain the meaning of it at the end. I've just always found the Unknown to be inherently creepy as shit so I give it a pass.

>>93778074
Lost silver is shitty anyway. Most Pokémon creepypastas aren't even that great

>Any of those
>good
what the fuck? You going to call sonic.exe and jeff the killer are good too?

>>93742948
Nightmind is one of my favourite guys on youtube.

I have the voice that I could replicate him, but not the enthusiasm.

I tried to check out his buddy Nyxfears(the guy he's done a couple collabs with) but that guy's channel is horrendous.

>tfw he almost made me want to watch marblehornets and everyman hybrid
>tfw I actually watched undocumented footage of a bear and checked out alantutorial because of him
>and his fucking nightvale and DHMIS videos

nightmind is based.

>>93739897
>Creepypasta ep 1: the original story, genuinely creepy, 9/10 material.
>Creepypasta ep 2: conveys before the events of ep1, not bad but could be better without
>Creepypasta ep 3: electric boogaloo: it's the re-written version of ep 1 with a love interest, the following episodes turn out to be as fanfiction tier at this point
Basically creepypasta makers lose themselves and pretend like they're serious authors. This is the ultimate fate of every soon-to-be-popular work in the creepypasta community.

>>93778681
Adding on to this, the thing that makes a lot of successful creepypastas good imo is having just the right amount of worldbuilding and extra detail while not being too clear with the actual events and reasons behind them; Just enough that you can begin to put the pieces together and sense that something bigger's happening while also knowing that you, as an outsider, will never know the full story. Even insanely in-depth shit like This House Has People In It manages to get this balance right despite how much of it there is. When creepypasta writers, like you say, pretend like they're serious it often results in them trying too hard to resolve things, which takes it from being some word of mouth story from the darkest parts of who knows where to a regular ass horror story and nobody wants that.

>>93778681
I can relate that. Godzilla NES started as one of the greatest vidya creepypastas and ended up like a fucking Ashton Kutcher movie.

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>>93778567
God no. Only DA artists like that trash. Vincent V. Cava barely made Jeff tolerable with "Right on Time". Modern day pastas revolved around those 2 are just shitty fanfictions. (*cough* John The Killer *cough*)

Pastas that revolve around cryptids, monsters, and other entities are much more enjoyable than theory shit or haunted games because THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FUCKING THING.

what are your guys thoughts on ritual pastas?

>>93779111
>Pastas that revolve around cryptids, monsters, and other entities are much more enjoyable than theory shit or haunted games because THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FUCKING THING
Trust me anon, cryptid and monster pastas are the most boring ones out there. Haunted games became an in-joke in creepypasta community for a long time so you shouldn't take them seriously. Ritual and theory pastas can be genuinely good but you have to search for them. Most of the popular ones are shit.

t. Someone who has actively spend more than 5 years in creepypasta community

>>93779255
>go to this specific alley in maine at exactly 12:15 am, any earlier or later and your heart will immediately stop
>tap the 46th brick down from the left 24 times in intervals of one tap every 2 and a half seconds
>you will fall unconscious and wake up in the ghost dimension with a ghost dog chewing on your leg, you must let it take your leg as an offering of peace
>hobble down the ghost dimension alley until you see a riddle on the wall
>use the blood from your leg stump to carve in the opposite of the correct answer in bold 36 point function standard font
>the puzzle will open revealing a gate to a room where you will be isolated forever, to be tortured by the curse of existence until the end of time
>and i just happen to know all this because uh
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>the end

ritual pastas are trash. 90's graphic adventure games are less convoluted than half the shit they manage to come up with.

>>93779512
There are particularly scary ones like the Midnight Game or Three Kings, but I admit, many of those are Holders-tier bullshit.