>finds out Spiderman is her nephew >first thing she does

>>93732426
You spelled "purposefully acts like a bitch about Spider-Man to convince her nephew to stop risking his life" wrong.

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She has her moments.

>>93732949
what comic? Also is he kill? because that's pretty fucking savage.

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>>93732949

>>93733040
No, she just put a bunch of sleeping pills in the cookies and actual almonds.

>>93733040
Spectacular Spider-Man #245. I think she just put sleeping pills into the cookies or something.

Quite frankly, I'd rather have a gun-toting Aunt May. It would make more sense. But having her be clever is fun too.

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>>93732426
I think you mean fucks her best friend's boyfriend 47 times over the course of a weekend

>>93733130
Gun totting parental figure belongs to Alfred Pennyworth.

>>93733543
What do you think he loads it with? Slugs? Tazer rounds? Buckshot? Rubber?

>>93733631
Buckshot. Alfred doesn't fucking play. He shot a fucking Predator with a blunderbuss.

>>93733704
I want this in the Justice League movie. Alfred just blowing the shit out of parademons. They're mindless aliens. Audiences won't care.

>>93732949
>gets locked in a closet and abused growing up by half-brother Kraven
>gets played by May
>MJ beats the shit out of him with a baseball bat
>throws himself off a bridge after Pete laughs when he's baring his soul to him

Being Chameleon is suffering. The poor, crazy Russian is just so fucked up and he can never win.

That's why he's my favorite.

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>>93733704
>He shot a fucking Predator with a blunderbuss
And then shittalked it after. Alfred is too good for this fucking world.

>>93733146
Trouble was a mistake, everyone agrees on that